>Be me >first time playing Ed Edd n Eddy Online >start

>>384220768
>kill me and take all my fucking starting gear
>Eight fucking Melonheads. Why do you people play this shit?
>start as Kevin
Don't blame us for choosing the worst character in the game.

>Not playing Rolf
It's like you want to lose

>>384220768
>Not playing jimmy
>Not abusing the shit outta the "HELP ME SARAH!" assist/buff

>>384220768
Git gud

You don't even need lower level gear when you can get his leather jacket and glasses set pretty early on

>>384221804
He's only good endgame but yeah he's pretty fucking shit.

>>384220768
>Letting yourself get swarmed by melonheads when you have your bike
Lel

>>384221804
>How does it feel being a weak cuck?
Oh, but please tell me how great Eddy is.

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>Eddys Brother has joined the game

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>>384222117
D-Did they actually add him?

>>384222117
He's pretty weak to the any of the kanker sisters.
I'm more worried when i see a Rolf player transformed into the "son of the shepherd"

>>384222117
Nice falseflagging, devs would never put Eddy's Brother back in the game

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>>384222457
>>384222369
>they don't know

>>384222369
A dev joined with the model and godmode and killed everyone, so he may show up in the next update

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPjUO2YSjn0

>>384220768
Don't worry about it. Kevin is a slog with or without his gear until you get his bike quest done.
Then, if nothing else, you can outrun any faggot trying to kill you (save Many Doors Rolf), and maybe even steal kills and loot from other people.

>>384222651
Please go back

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>>384222704
How about maybe YOU go back. /co/?

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>>384222532
>Add raid boss to game as playable as an april fools joke
>Most of the staff got laid off later that day so we got stuck with him since nobody can undo the joke
How hard can it be to fucking hit "undo"?

Reminder Double D's unique Canadian Squirt Gun is the most fun weapon in the game
>tfw lighting dumbass Kevins on fire with Big Bro's Armenian Secret Hot Sauce from half the Trailer Park away

>>384222695
>loot from other people
They nerfed that shit with the "Nazz" debuff. Now every time a Nazz player is seen, Kevin will never loot, but rather give random items that the player has to the person Kevin is looting.

>They're actually adding The House of the Haunted this Halloween event
FUCKING
H Y P E
Y
P
E

Poll for best covenants coming through.
https://strawpoll.com/57x9xe1f

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>When you hear "YOU DARE MOCK THE SON OF A SHEPHERD?"

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>>384221990
Professor Scam Eddys are broken as hell.

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>>384223294
>*BIKE REVVING*

>patch notes says they added dating elements
>I can't bring up the option with any of the Kankers

What's up with this?

how the fuck are you supposed to deal with all 3 kanker sisters together?

who the fuck's idea was it to make them this broken when together?

>>384223386
>Wanting to date the Kankers
>ACTUALLY WANTING TO DATE THE KANKERS
Anon...I...

>>384223386
none of the Eds can romance with any of the Kankers, dummy. It would completely negate the Kanker's passive abilities.

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>>384223138
hopefully they've updated that shit since the leaked screenshots came out last year

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I really tried to get into this since my friend keeps asking me to play this, but I just can't. Some skills are beyond ridiculous and seeing a Rolf is a death sentence.

Aside from that, I just feel KOTH Online is simply the superior game.

>>384223609
KOTH fags need not apply

DAILY BOSS HARDNESS RANKINGS:
S-TIER:
Mom
The Gourd
Professor Scam
Mucky Boys
A-TIER:
Baron o' Beef Dip
Evil Tim
Eddy's Brother
Edzilla
B-TIER:
King Tuckyershirtin
Eddy-Dini
The Kankers
Wilfred (Picture Show Version)
C-TIER:
The Claw
The Vampiress
Pebble'd Ed
HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO HARD FOR A crossover TIER:

SHAGGY
RED SHAGGY
EDUARDO
AKU

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>>384220768
>heading down to Edtropolis to get the new edtropolis gear set
>hear a loud "DORKS" in the distance
>a group of 10 kevins on their bicycles attack me and three other people
Why the fuck is this allowed?

>>384223609
>KOTH Online is simply the superior game
Yeah, because spamming pocket sand is so much better

>>384223060
Nazz is very poorly suited to the Junkyard, since most enemies are mindless automotons, and thus immune to Nazz' main abilities. It's not 100%, but you can get a basic Bike Kevin to higher levels pretty easily this way.

Kevin sucks ass, make no mistake, but because of that very few players at higher pvp brackets actually now how to counter him. In any objective-based gametype, you can just bike around capturing points and jawbreakers for your team, or picking up quarters to give to someone more worthwhile, and only Many Doors Rolf (Who are usually too busy dueling eachother or picking off more relevant threats to bother you), Chunky Puff Ed (Which is a very unpopular build, since the entire reason to run Ed is for Rock-In-Shoe, the only reliable counter to Many Doors Rolf), or other Bike Kevin, which are virtually unheard of. Kevin looses fights, but wins games if you build one right. Playing Kevin well is more art than science, and you really have to embrace your uselessness.

>>384223730
I loved the show as a kid but reading this thread is cracking me up. Is it easy to start playing?

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King of the Hill Online player here, why is this fag I just found a Silver Surfer main? How do I get Silver Surfer?

>>384223753
>Faggot who didn't get invite to the closed beta is here again
Kek

>>384223517
You're supposed to get unique passives from the characters you romance. The Kankers have the best ones according to Eddhead.

>>384223853
was old shitty crossover event that you can't get anymore. Don't feel bad though, most of his moves are bugged to shit so he is damn near unplayable

>>384223753
>he didn't get the beta invite
Feels good getting into KOTH Online, EEnE Online, and even the now dead American Dad Online betas

>>384223693
Didn't they also add Josuke to the game for a boss because the voice actor for Japanese eddy played him?

>>384223753
Fag

>>384223891
How can someone be invited to a game that doesn't exist?

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>be Eddy main
>everyone else in the match has Golden Phone equipped

>>384223609
>and seeing a Rolf is a death sentence.
Rock-In-Shoe Ed is your friend, anon. Ed reliably counters almost every Rolf build possible this way, and additionally manages to counter Sarah (Which is an important match-up), and boasts the highest DPS in the game if you are attacking a Legend Eddy's Brother, because of the way Ed's attack goes up based on enemy HP totals.
Just be careful of Dirtpecker Ed, May Kanker, and Chubby Kid Nazz. Their abilities shut down your core mechanic.

>>384223753
/v/ not playing games is actually a meme, you know.

>>384224119
>He doesn't know

Post which one you play the most.
https://strawpoll.com/79zdyg4g

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GIVE IT UP FOR ONE YEAR AND 12 DAYS SINCE THE LAST EXPANSION

>>384224252
I do know, faggot. I'm not stupid.

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>tfw mained Rolf ever since the Alpha and he's still the best

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>>384224119
>doesn't know how to find the game
>says it doesn't exist

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>>384224120
>He didn't get the limited edition Coconut Gun weapon
It fires in spurts, and disables trinket effects.

>>384220768
>unironically being a member of <KevSquad>
someone post the public gay erp logs between one of the guildmasters and a thirteen year oldboy

>>384224327
You're stupid at a professional level, my guy

>>384224273
Said it once, I'll say it again. Adding Jib as a playable character was a huge fucking mistake.

>>384224327

Please tell us how not mad you are. =^)

>when you finally enter Johnny's dream and Plank is inside and he's a calm collected kid in a business suit and sunglasses and Johnny's a basketball with a face on it.

guys help

>The fags who patrol these threads and the Spongebob Online threads like troopers in 'Nam
Go back to /co/ to orgasm about your shitty shows like Undertale and Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby.

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>>384223853
By the way, what's the best character? I started out as Bobby but his attacks are all pretty weak except for his "I DON'T KNOW YOU" kick

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>>384223753
>>familiar with chan lingo and history only on a very shallow level, doesn't have any real knowledge of events that haven't been documented by KYM, Lurkmoar or ED
>doesn't know about what's being discussed in this thread despite it having been around here longer than he's used 4chan
>uses an image that directly complains about those for doing this
Assblasted Sarah main detected, must suck now that you can't abuse Jimmy being able to buff you so fast

>>384224130
And I was playing fucking Double D.
Thanks, I'll give Ed a go. Rolf players deserve the worst.

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>>384224443
Everyone associates Kevin players with <KevSquad>. One guild does not a character make.

Anybody have the current tier list?

>>384222904
Sauce please

>>384223779
Pocket sand is nothing compared to all the "that's my purse, I don't know you" spammers.

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>>384224521
>Implying Jib is real

How come these fake-/v/ threads are somehow more enjoyable then almost all of the actual /v/ threads?

>>384224625
Boomhaur dominates at lower levels, but once you get gud and understand his tells, he's trash.

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>>384224674
I got you

>>384224630

I get what they were going for, like a reverse carry. A decent character that gets incredibly OP when buffed by a weak character, but the duo is done if the buffer gets taken out. A team between a character that needs to be aggressive to protect their buffer and the buffer that needs to stack evade since they have low run speed sounds good, but like all MMOs it got abused hard.

>>384224801
>eddy's brother
>e tier
He's at least A

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>>384224352
>he doesn't know how Ed breaks the game
Starting Ed class is pretty weak, but if you manage to get the pebble and equip it to his shoe Ed become literally unstoppable. I laugh at all the Rolphs who think they stand a chance.

>>384224674
It's been the same for almost a year now.

>S tier
Rolf

>A tier
Kevin
Sarah
Ed

>B tier
Eddy
Marie

>C tier
Double D
Nazz
Johnny & Plank

>D tier
May
Lee

>F tier
Jimmy

>>384224801
>Current tier list
This was from before the Alien Crossover update, dumbass

>>384224801
>Eddy's brother
>E
KEK WHAT

>>384224708
Here ya go fampai
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2503596

>>384224713
It gets even when you realize the only counter to "I DON'T KNOW YOU" is peggy, but peggy is a fucking horrible character!

>>384224912
Don't forget there's one exception to their placement - Sarah is by far and above the best character in the game running off a full Tattle Bar while in any house or lawn zone.

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>>384224761
Because you faggots are so bitter that you have to literally pretend to enjoy playing a non-existent game rather than enjoy playing games.

>>384224840
One of the shittiest things was seeing a guild abuse this by going into the PvP arena near the Construction Site and having two Sarahs with three Jimmies on each, buffing them. They'd practically mop the floor and took a lot of good items from players
>mfw the tears in the forums when it was finally nerfed

>>384225037
Well then real games should try to be fun and not imitate being movies

>>384225037
>Non-existent
Anon...

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Veteran player of Spongebob Online who's thread got ruined by a shitposter who thought Metroid was a video game franchise and not just a good comic. Dumping builds for every character, starting with Spongebob.

>>384225228
Shut the fuck up

>>384225182
Maybe you should try playing good games

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>tfw finally have enough cash from scamming to buy a jawbreaker

>>384225350
>try to buy a jawbreaker, finally
>the jawbreaker sale was another player's scam
this game is shit

>>384225321

Mind coming over here? Fries need some salt.

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>mfw playing as Rolph class with Son of the Shepard build
I took on 5 Dorks and 2 Kankers and managed to come out on top.

>>384225350
This is the image that proves the shitposters wrong.

>>384225408
>the jawbreaker sale was another player's scam
>falling for the 5 cent jawbreaker
You deserved to be scammed

>>384225350
>only 1 screenshot
why hasnt anyone thought to take more

>>384225529
We don't want normies and shitposters finding out our code to get in, thus ruining the game.

>>384225529

Because people were posting screenshots like that one, they changed so that your account name is plastered all over screenshots. It isn't worth someone saving your screenshot and someone posting it elsewhere and you get banned.

>go to a pvp server
>everyone is playing fucking rolf
WHY

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>>384224607
>The shitty television show, Undertale

>>384220768
yall some cruel muhfuggers. i spent 5 minutes praying this was a real game and when i really found it. now im not gonna get any sleep and wont make it to work tomorrow. fuck you all. and rolf master race checking in. is farm tree best tree?

>>384225730
Apparently there's some alternate universe shit in these threads where /co/ and /v/ are reversed.

>>384225529
>Mad cuz he didn't get into the closed alpha HAHA

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God I hate Kevin fags I'm trying to farm easy jawbreakers at cardboard city but three Kevin fags just keep killing me there not even farming!

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>>384225529
Here's a picture I took with my guild buddies. Does anybody else remember that weird FNAF crossover event?

>>384225906
Yeah, but if i remember correctly it was just pure garbage. Screamers every five fucking seconds

>>384225906
Can't believe the Dev was autistic enough to put this in the game... Was pretty confused to say the least when me and a friend logged on.

I can't find the download link for this game anywhere. Anyone have the link or is there some other method of obtaining this game?

>>384220768
Guys, this joke isn't funny to me anymore. Is this what maturing into a productive member of society feels like? If so, I want to go back

>>384224912
Jonny is A tier with the Captain Melonhead Forme equipped.

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>>384224801
>Confirmed for being a low ladder shitter
Eddy's Brother is the premier tank of the game, boasting HP totals literally hundreds of times higher than the next highest, Plank, which is an artifact of his Raid Boss designation.
Ed is only as defining as he is because he's the premier counter to most Rolf and Eddy's Brother builds. He straight-up looses most other match-ups, sans Sarah and Plank.
Similarly, Marie is the CC master in any competitive meta, and is used to lock down Many Doors Rolf
May is mostly outperformed by Marie, but she has a niche in shutting down enemy Ed's more effectively, making her a natural partner to Rolf and Eddy's Brother
Lee is similarly outperformed, but is the tankiest of the Kankers
None of Edd's builds are very good, but he has so many of them that he's hard to effectively counter, and he can mindgame better than any other character.
Johnny's entire job description is shutting down Kankers. Otherwise he's trash
Nazz and Eddy have very similar problems. Their kits are largely centered on powerful debuffs. Unfortunately, their debuffs are largely classified as "mental", and are thus nullified by the ever-popular Golden Phone trinket. A few sub-builds of Many Doors Rolf and Son Of A Shepherd Rolf forgo the phone, but it's justnot worthwhile. Nazz can put in work as a healer, but the meta is also unfavorable towards heals, since most things just die instantly
Jimmy is utterly shafted by the current meta. He can actually do surprising damage after he buffs himself, but the meta is too RolfCentric right now. Everyone is prepared to lock down Rolf, which also fucks over Jimmy
Kevin just dies too fast and can't deal enough damage. As someone mentioned, he's okay in objective games, but those aren't where the meta is focused
Plank got utterly fucked by Eddy's Brother. There is nothing Plank can do that Eddy's Brother can't do better
Sarah's job of hard-countering Ed falls short since Ed usually runs Rock-In-Shoe, which counters Sarah

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>>384224801
>Eddy's Brother
>literally the boss character
>E tier

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>I main Plank!

>>384226539
Ignore those. people who use Eddys brother make those fake tiers to try and make newfags PvP them so they can crush them.

>>384226606

>Being a literal carry

>>384226431
>Friendly reminder that Chie's new dub voice and May Kanker are one and the same

I just play PvE servers, because fuck all the Rolf mains, maybe I would play on PvP servers if they would just fucking buff double d.

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>>384226606
>>384226669
>Nobody else but me carrys with Plank

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>be jimmy sumo main since patch 1.3
>be strongest tank while sara DPS
>patch 1.4 nerfs the ever living fuck out of Sumo jimmy for no reason
>buffs rolf
>buffs kevin
>literally nothing changed pebble in shoe ed
The developers of this game have no clue what they're doing

>>384226764
I won't lie. A double d meta sounds nice.

>>384226764

>cheapest upgrade costs thanks to his future scientist passive
>above average speed
>fucking enrage when overtired

yeah, nah, remember why he needed a nerf

>>384226764
>PvE
What do you even do? Collect jawbreakers for weeks before you get bored and leave?

>>384224906

See this is what people don't realize about Ed. He's the must fun class. He's a tank with a lot of utility, but who can also pull out a ton of burst damage. People think Ed players are dumb but Ed is just the hardest class to play, it takes the most skill. Ed is the Dark Souls of classes because you walk around tanking but also avoiding dying at the right triggers, but unlike Dark Souls, Ed's don't just chip away at an enemy, they can pull out a ton of burst damage that aids in the critical spots and is often used to push boss thresholds to the next stage. Which is honestly feels super cool. Like some hidden technique type shit. Sure Eds don't DPS but that's kinda of the point of a multiclass system. They're not suppose to DPS. In fact I'm glad there are Eddy players because I couldn't play it and have fun. I would rather stick to Eds playstyle.

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>>384226856
>tfw when pebble in shoe eds were literally camping the zone spawn today
Fucking devs

>>384226961
Those fucking jawbreakers go for a lot on the Chinese market, I just use scripts to farm tons and then sell them for like 400$ in bulk to no lifes. And also the raids are fun if you don't have a Sarah on your team.

>>384227075
>>384225350
These are clearly two different games, one of you is posting the chinese ripoff

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Who else here plays as a Plank dps?

>>384227167
Can you even make that much anymore? Chinese jawbreaker farms have flooded the market and drove the price down a ton last I checked. They basically have a bunch of kids tied up and scamming 24/7.

>>384227229
>not maining plank tank/support
>nobody else has the Timber the Dark Shard, Splinter the Wonderwood or the KND Plank costumes

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>>384227337
>knd plank

>>384221416
>get cheapest character in game
>"HURR DURR GIT GUD"

Fuck off. Kevin means people that git gud.

>>384227335
They go for a decent amount, really it depends on the flavor of jawbreaker, I find that Jimmy mains tend to buy the most, but you are right, hell, purple tier Kevin gear goes for more nowadays, but hey if you want to get into it it's a decent money maker.

>Nazzfags still want a buff
When will they learn their character is just for bitchboys that want to ride off of kevin mains?

>>384223563
this

>tfw you finally get the shoe rock
It took so much fucking grinding but my Ed build is invincible now

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>yfw you hear the Monster Ed's cry

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So when are we getting another crossover event I want a new class to play.
>Yfw Billy and mandy and KND crossover

I swear to god, next time some Kevin main calls me a dork I'm reporting them. Too many toxic players. I don't deserve this abuse.

>>384227915
>trying to sneak through house zone
>turn corner, it's the dead of night and everything's quiet
>a loud I'M TELLING MOM tears through the headphones and blows out my eardrums; my bladder instinctively relaxed in preparation for death that I pissed myself without delay
>Full Tattle Power Sara flies in and hits me with five Tattles in a row, each one crits
>combined it blows through 28K Health buffed and I'm a Many Doors Rolf with points in Instant Door Defense

>>384228220
That's your stupidity for not having a friendly jimmy on your team.

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>Halfway through July
>CN Entertainment tries to remove christmas raids
>WAAH I DON WAN IT 2 GO!!!!
>CN Entertainment actually adds it back
Why are EEE online players so fucking autistic.

>>384228592
it's because of the extra Christmas loot rewards, people are stockpiling jawbreakers and upgrade widgets to try and trade as soon as they finally take the raid and it's easy money with it.

>>384222829
We're discussing a video game right now, faggot.

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>No Anisotropy
>No AA besides shitty FXAA
>Nvidia Control Panel doesn't work
>Using SweetFX gets me kicked from servers
Is there any fucking way i can make this game look decent?

Any of you guys remember The Ed, Edd, n' Eddy zone? That was the fucking Lemmy's Land fansite of this game.

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How do you counter hankrushing? I wish we could go back to the Futurama meta.

anyone noticing a recurring theme for every match?
>doing well for the first few minutes
>top eliminations in the match
>eddy gets the boomerang
>game is fucking over

How fucking long has this been a feature for? How can anyone play this shit?

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>Double D removes hat ultimate

>killed all enemies in general area

>Also wipes entire party

>Double D then gets rushed by 2nd wave

I want that fucking thing removed from the goddamn game.70K to everyone AOE friendly or not is BROKEN

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>>384229057
>Lemmy's Land
F

>trying an offensive build on 88 fingers Edward
The devs clearly never expected anyone to even use this guy but he's way better as a DPS than a healer. His area damage buff song secretly scales with your own damage into crazy numbers and you can spam your healing song if a real support keeps your scam points high enough

I heard there was a crossover and Plank players can prestiege into Aku Aku, is this just a theory?

I hate these threads which are just inside jokes about prepareing to know about something that doesn't exist
It is Cancer on the same level that pretending Skub is a thing because it is nothing but shitflinging over a nonexistant thing

>>384230554
A game theory

>>384230554
Nah, it turns out he's actually Crash Bandicoot, and each feather represents a memory.

>>384231720
But Crash is also Billy and Mandy in the same body

Where are you guys reading the patch notes?

>>384231840
I hear that the boss of the crossover was Bowser, from other video game.

>>384226967
>the Dark Souls of classes
I enjoyed this post.

>>384230032
>Lemmy
Did he died?

>>384224607
>Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby
>excellent series of games
>good characters, nice open world
>make a fucking baseball show based in it
???

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>tfw no Simpsons private servers
i just want to play the old version, this new one is shit

>>384232023
That crossover was weird like when Papyroos and sans put Crash Bandicoot in Undertale

>>384225228
Oh yeah? Post the link.

>>384223815
Learning curve is a bitch and the people who play this game are dickheads (especially Kevins and Rolfs) but it's worth it once you git gud.

>>384232347
this is pre-alpha footage, but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmGaCc21EFI

>>384232478
I mean the download link

>>384232508
still in development, only certain people have access

>>384232574
Dev blog?

>>384230836
I bet you believe that sad panda is just a picture of a sad panda, don't you?

>>384232616

Google it, not going to spoon feed

>>384232950
You're a lying faggot.

>>384220768

I wanted to look more into this but gameplay videos seem nonexistent

>>384233178
Dev's are fags and threaten to ban people who show gameplay due to it still being in closed beta

>>384233027
enjoy the rest of your summer vacation =^]

>>384232478
i heard the game was built using the xenoverse engine but this is ridiculous, are you telling me goku is technically a playable character in EEEO?

>>384233386
It started as a mod for xenoverse but it eventually stopped being a good base for the features they wanted to add.

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>be me
>decide to play Eddy to start off
>join, but then right after
>Eddy's Brother has joined the game
give me a fucking break I just got the fucking alpha

Rolf's with the Son of the Shepard build is insane, his raw alpha damage is off the charts, you can easily OHKO everyone out there

>>384233769

Yeah, but if can evade it, it takes a few moments for him to buff back up for another attack, so if you are agile you can get him between blows. Or if you have a weird build like hockey practice jimmy that can reflect damage, rolf will knock himself out.

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>>384220768
>tfw this kind of thread is the most interesting and funny part of /v/ these days.

Plankless Jonny builds is best build

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Anyone playing with the universal mods? Got the one that took Kevin's model out for Chicken and replaced animations accordingly. That being said I'll probably have to find more with these updates rolling in, can't rely on modders forever. I wonder if anyone actually sees these

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nice meme lad

>>384234080
Weren't the modders pissed off because there were tons of compatibility issues.

>>384234078
>rng builds

>>384234319
yeah, you practically had to do a lot of the work yourself. sucked ass but at least I got it to work sort of

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>yfw ubisoft or bethesda buys the game

>>384234361
>not liking to Yolo everything and leave your faith up to whatever the gods decide

I liked Spongebob online better

>>384234456
>Meme magic happens, someone looks at one of these threads when killjoys aren't around, and an exec legitimately looks into buying EEEO

>jawbreaker bonus ed
>quarter found buff on eddy
>new characters can't even get through the cul-de-sac pvp area

fucking seriously with this bullshit? Great some asshole died in the cul-de-sac first thing and dropped all his starting cash. I should get fucked by a group of ed boys players hard RP-ing because some dumbass jimmy or kankernoob got rekt by one of their many counters in EEE:O in 2017

I swear kankernoobs and Ed boys players are shitting up the character for us Rolf players dude.

Ok so I know this is all a joke and it's really fun to post here but why haven't we all come together and actually attempted to make this game?

>Decided to buy imto the hype and get Ed Edd n Eddy Online
> Start game as an Edd even though I heard he's not that good atm
> Can't even leave the starting area because the stairs are gone
Is this a glitch? What the fuck am I supposed to do?

>>384234430
How can people change their skins whenever they want to? I've seen it some times already, and seems really interesting, but devs never even talk about it, so it must be some kind of obscure mod.

>>384234719
Use the window.

>>384234651
>I'm more of an ideas guy.png

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>>384234740
It's actually keep on the downlow, sorta. had to talk to someone though in-game PM to find the mod site since they got it unlisted on Google so devs don't get suspicious and shut shit down

>recent buffs to Kevin making him counter half the characters and shitters are STILL mad

Guys, remember when that theoretical Ed Toonforce build got posted here a while back that was retardedly broken if it'd actually be completed?

I think I managed to fix it.

And in the process I even got rid of its only counter - a retardedly overspecialized Jawbreaker Marie build. Yeah, Jawbreaker Marie of all things could counter it. But not anymore.

The downside? Well, it relied on doing some things that were definitely not intended by the devs, so it had a good chance of running into a bug that'd crash the server. Yeah, that chance just doubled to about a 50/50.

If it works though this is gonna be so hilariously overpowered that it'll definitely get patched in a matter of days. But before that the shitstorm will be glorious.

So, hereby an invite if you want to be part of this and are good at doing Kevin's skateboard trick - a key trick you'll have to be able to perform to make Toonforce Ed work requires similar skills. Just throw me or AngusFangus (the original mastermind behind the build) a line on the Discord so we can confirm your skills.

Yes, we need to actually confirm your skills before we'll teach you how to make the build work. This is a one-time chance, so we want the introduction of the build to happen simultaneously by a select group of people to maximize the mayhem in those first hours before others start figuring out the trick.

So this is the power of autism
Wow

>>384220768
>Not playing Rolf

OP, you're such a faggot i don't even think you actually played as Kevin. I bet you're on of those healsluts that plays Jimmy so you can fantasize about the Sarah in your party reaming your little boipussy with a 12-inch strap-on, and you're too embarrassed to admit it.

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>>384233906
This. /v/ is just really boring, unfunny and predictable these days.

>>384224801
Ed is only high rank in tournament settings, fucking brainless class baka

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>Playing a Many Doors Rolf build
>Mfw teleport next to that Kevin that thinks his bike can outrun me

I know this might be a bad place to ask, but how should I start with this game?
It seems very fun, but difficult to get into.
Do you have any tips and tricks for new players?

>>384234651
when memes become reality

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>Playing Johnny.
>Went by the river and gathered a shitload of rocks.
>Go to the junkyard, see a bunch of Eds AFKing near the van.
>Pickpocket them one by one, stealing their shoes, putting a pebble in them and then putting them back in their inventory.
>Go back to the Cul-de-sac and hide in the bird house.
It was fucking amazing.

>>384222457
>I don't know what falseflagging means
time to read a book

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Hello fellow MMO players, I'm from Spongebob Online, currently fucking around, trying to do the "Patrick Not-Star" quest. Any recommendations for builds?

>>384227457
>Rolf
>cheap
No, fuck you. Rolf was top tier in vanilla but then shitters started bitching endlessly about his "many doors" combos. The EEnE Online devs have literally been nerfing Rolf since vanilla because of you faggots. Yes. I am mad.

>Edd ed n eddy Online
Is this actually a thing?

>>384244442
no

>>384224801
What fucking sets are you running and what rank are you? What a shit list

>>384220768
Is anyone actually gonna step up and make this game a reality or what?

>>384220768
Can someone give me a link? I don't know of this thread is legit or all of you are just memeing.

>>384246442
You must be 18 or older to play or you'll catch a ban. You'd need a code to the closed beta anyway. I'd toss you one but I don't want a ban and god knows we don't need any more underage faggots playing baby's first Kevin build.

>>384246442
> he doesn't know
read the entire thread

>>384220768
wow where can i play this game???!?!??

>>384245043
This. Someone make this game

>>384220768
wat?

>>384224771
>>384224625
I'm running a State Boggle Champ Peggy build to counter Bobby builds but you get fucked up by Cissy Cobb without a good support Hank. It's a pretty anti-meta build and you don't see many Cissy's anyway so it's been destroying at low levels

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where can I download this marvelous online game?

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>>384227424
>Years of service:25

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>when the enemy team has a Many Doors Rolf but you got that Edd Hammehead buff

>>384243863
Please, every player agrees Rolf is cheap except rolf-mains. What the many doors lost in damage it gained in stun lock, so now fighting Rolf is just a broken but it takes twice as long.

>>384243695
The sad thing is there is actually a SpongeBob MMO

>>384220768
I hate kevin, he is kinda of a prick.

Actually anyone who is named kevin is doomed to be a dick.

>>384255081
Fuck you, i'm a Kevin and i'm not even a dick. If I see your candy-ass in-game i'm going to gank the fuck outta you.

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OH SHIT NIGGER GUESS WHO WAS ANNOUNCED AS A PLAYABLE CHARACTER AND IS GETTING ADDED IN THE NEXT PATCH.

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>>384256961
>Hey you know what would be cool
>Lets import Jib
>lets give him the hitting power of son-of-a-shepherd-Ralph
>The tankiness of Eddy's Brother
>and the skillset of Edd
No, yeah that is great for balance.

>>384256961
I don't see anyone

>>384256961
The textures are glitched, I can't see Jib.

>>384220768
So is this shit a real game or are you faggots just taking a "lelelel fingerbox! meme!!!" joke too far?

HAHAHAHA GET IT? WE'RE PRETENDING A NONEXISTANT GAME IS REAL! IT'S SO FUNNY, JUST LIKE THE GRIFTER WAS FUNNY EVERY SINGLE TIME FOREVER! THIS IS AN INTELLIGENT AND COMEDIC THREAD, AND NOT A BUNCH OF RETARDS SPOUTING GIBBERISH TO EACH OTHER!

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>>384261957
>Being THIS mad he didn't get an invite to the closed beta

>>384224761
Because the only way to avoid falseflagging is to discuss something impossible to falseflag, which means just having an entire thread where the purpose was to falseflag from the beginning. /v/ is probably the worst board on the site, specifically because it's one of the only boards where it's impossible to actually discuss the subject of the board. /co/ manages to have active discussions on cartoons and comics all day long, /a/ can have serious and joke discussions without falseflagging (alongside waifu and other gimick threads you can hide), /b/ doesn't have a focus but you can have actual threads there, /vg/ actually fucking discusses games. /v/ is the worst board because you literally can't discuss a videogame here without it becoming falseflagging and baiting, it's just objectively the worst board. Somehow even fucking /x/ can have serious discussions about ghosts and bigfoot and tarot and shit, and most of that stuff doesn't fucking exist.

i want reddit to leave

>>384262065


HAHAHAHA GET IT? WE'RE PRETENDING A NONEXISTANT GAME IS REAL! IT'S SO FUNNY, JUST LIKE THE GRIFTER WAS FUNNY EVERY SINGLE TIME FOREVER! THIS IS AN INTELLIGENT AND COMEDIC THREAD, AND NOT A BUNCH OF RETARDS SPOUTING GIBBERISH TO EACH OTHER!

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>tfw /v/ is so shit that you literally have to make up a pretend game just to discuss a game on /v/

>>384262657
S E E T H I N G

>>384263264
>Make up
Didn't get in the closed beta either i see.

Is Nazz any good? I never see anyone play her. i just want to be different desu

>>384261289
>>384261957
>>384262445
>>384262445
>>384262657
>>384263264
Some anon is actually making it. Shut the fuck up fags it will be real soon(tm)

>>384263264
There is a flat tyre in every thread.

>>384255262
>not all kevins

But all the kevins ive met in real life are assholes

>>384234162
>>384238124
>>384244442
>>384244560
>>384246442
>>384251394
>>384261957
Lurk moar, faggots

How come Toon Town doesn't have a game yet? It'd be a great mmo!

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What is happening in this thread holy shit is the game real or not

>>384265459
it is real, just that its been years since people actually played and downladed it, someone made a quick MMO and use the EEnE models from some games, its extremly hard to find

>>384265764
Link pls been looking for a game to play with my friends for a while and this sounds like the one

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>>384264616
>yfw one of toon town's music composers became a music composer for Metal Gear Rising

>be insomniac
>log in 3AM
>title screen says DEAD DEDD & DEDDY
>wait for 10.6GB download @ 666Kbps
>walk around street w/ inverted colors
>stop by DEAD's house
>sounds from closet
>a skeleton pooped out

>>384267056
Listen anon, here's the deal, this game is made by fans of the show, not CN, so even though it's free, they'll take it down if they know about. That's why we all pretend it's fake, ya see. The whole "closed beta" thing is a lie. The devs said that even if we were not so secretive about the game, the servers they can afford can only hold about 300 people max Keep this our little secret ok.

>>384268493
>Listen anon, here's the deal
he'll slip and slide on this banana peel

>>384268909
tfw actually fell for this year's April Fool's when devs said they were halting develop,net on EEEO for Lazytown MMO

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>>384223386
>>384223517
Kanker is a bad word in Dutch

>>384269262
Cancer?

I'll reinstall this piece of shit game WHEN THEY NERF THE FUCKING HAT OF DISCIPLINE

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>>384223386
>>384223517
Kanker is a bad word in Dutch

>>384269940
Go Kanker yourself.

>>384270127
Hey that's not nice!

>>384228592
Fucking Kanker

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>>384220768
OFFICIAL CLASS TIER LIST

>GOD TIER
Flying Eduardo Brother
Space Outlaw

>Top Tier
Urban Ranger

>Mid Tier
Monkey Boyz

>Shit Tier
Fad Freaky

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Some explain to me how the "Life has Many Doors" build works please? I want to telefrag Kevins like I saw in a video.

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>>384264478
replying to such obvious bait

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>>384220768
>Finally finish the detective double dee quest
>Collect reward
>Pray for at least rare hat even though im expecting a common
>Its the fucking ultra rare hat
>Log out and switch to a Scam world to sell this shit
>Log in
>Instantly surrounded by a clan of Rolfs
>They all cheese me in half a second and take all my shit
>Including the ultra rare i just worked my ass off for
>In a FUCKING SCAM SERVER

I'm done playing this shit. I'm done playing the game only to be cheesed by some fucking rolf abusers.

Does anyone here want my account?

The only thing that can stop a MANY DOORS Rolf build is a Rock In Shoe Ed, or, more viable, a THAT'S MY HORSE Ed, which is basically SoaS lite.

I love going to the Playground and juking all over the place with my Many Doors. Very rarely I'll get locked into a dance party with a Horse-Ed-Boy, and they are almost always wearing the Old Country set.

We dance. We dance and dance and if both of lawbreakers are just right, we can get other kids to join the dance and create a 'haha fun dance party

The moment I see someone stop dancing or a Kevin get on his bike, I immediately activate my SON OF A SHEPHERD, and slaughter everyone except my Ed-Boy.

So this whole thread is like some next level roleplaying consider me humored

>not chilling as kevin on the RP server
>not basking in wealth thanks to unlimited jawbreakers and nazz players always ready to suck your dick
>not finding enjoyment out of tormenting all dork players

you're just playing the game wrong.

Why does DoubleD get all the bitches?

>>384280445
Isn't there an episode where he and the blonde Kanker become a couple and the blue one is cucked? I think it's one of the school/autumn ones.

>>384224771
Blue Moon Boomhauer has literally the shortest tells in the game and can mezz all nearby Bobby, Connie, Hank, Dale and Bill players at the same time. He's the best support, period. His only counter is Golf Khan and he's trash that never got buffed after his country club passive was removed.

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Anyone wanna join me for a scamming raid? I'm down by Nazz's house.
I'm planning on this raid being something with helping on homework. So I'm gonna need a Double-D main as well as a Rolf main to be the spokesman.

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>>384234456
>yfw Square Buys it and renames it as FFXVI Online

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>>384284579
>recognising horseshit

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>Play Nazz
>Pretend to be a girl
>Watch as autistic beta cucks gift me legendary gear and add me on friends

W E W L A D

So I noticed something neat, I don't know how many of you guys main Eddy, so you might not have heard about this yet. If you get the bright idea to play as Eddy in the Eddy's Brother raid, you might noticed this too. The soundclip used when Eddy is getting the shit beaten out of him by his brother is also used when Eddy takes damage in the Jib raid. I thought that was neat

>>384224801
>plank, only A
clearly youv'e never played this anon

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>>384284579

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Post mfw son of the shepherd rolf and monster edd meet.

>Play as Naz
>people won't stop giving me free shit

I'm not a fucking girl, I just wanted some of her buffs.

>>384283043
I play as the son of a Shepard, I specialize in the bard skills, will I do?

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>>384261957
these "HAHA IRONIC LAUGHING XD" posts both never do anything and make you look like the most obnoxious cunt in the thread. why do people do this?
it's not our fault you didn't get the fucking beta

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>>384287880
>monster edd and son of a shepard team up instead

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>>384284579
How the fuck did you recognize that?
I though it was whats-her-face from Little Witch, how the fuck am I supposed to notice this is horseshit? How did YOU know right off the bat?

>went to work
>came home
>thread is still up
Huh.

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>>384263680
If you give her the alien-bate kit she can counter every male including rolf and eddys bro

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Found this in my inventory. Don't remember picking it up. What does it do?

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>>384292651
holy shit get rid of it anon now.

>>384292651
real talk i have to rewatch that episode i remember it being fucking weird

>>384292773
It says the item is permanently bound to this account. Wtf does it do?

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>>384292651
You lucky bastard.

>>384292651
enter pvp server
equip lowest defense armor and Canadian water pistols
???
profit until the boomerang is traded to random passerby. Don't worry the game does this on its own.

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Name a more broken build. Go on I'll wait.

>>384292950
It causes a mass chaos debuff that inverts character abilities, it should be only used during certain boss fights.

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>>384293624
Massive recharge and reduces you to 1HP but it's worth it

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>been saving up for months usually just doing solo PvE stuff for quarters
>go to buy a jawbreaker at the candy store but find this magazine thing that sells it way cheaper
>get pic related the next in-game day
d-did I do good lads?

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>>384293624
Not even the son of a shepherd can save you now.

>>384294073
>barbed wire tiedown
What did edd mean by this?

>>384294154
>He didn't get it for free

>>384220768
>picks Kevin
"Why did I die?"

>>384293624
>pebble in shoe Ed

>>384294453
"F-Fucking dorks!"
Why are Kevin mains so pathetic?

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>>384294474
pebble in shoe ed is not even good, you literally have to stay still to do any type of damage.

>>384293624
Hat of Discipline Rolf. Literally no counterplay yet everyone abuses it. Nerf when?

So who here is pro-skub?

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Ed brother main here.
where the fuck is our buff?
Been the worst class since release and not a single buff in sight.

>>384295067
I modded in skub once, could only use it offline but it was fun on a Jimmy build.

>>384295153
just go edzilla build, literally no one can go against it without getting insta devoured for all their health.

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>Rolfs raided the park, AGAIN

>>384295153
> Ed brother
> Worst
Want to know how I know you're bad?

>>384295289
You're pro-skub then? Get the fuck out of here you dirty degenerate. Fuckyou and fuck your skub

>>384220768
>Make an EEnEO thread a couple weeks ago
>No other threads on the board, or even in recent memory for that matter
>instantly deleted
>Literally "what does coco's feet smell like?" threads with 100+ posts
Whatever I guess, at least I can still post in the cul-de-sac forums.

How do you feel about the rubber cement, crankshaft #5 combo? Debuff lasts a little too long imo.

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>>384296375
Holy shit, that actually worked.

>>384296669
>Slam enemies
>No SUBALUWA sound effect
When the fuck are they gonna fix this?

>>384296880
I think CN still has the rights to that sound file unfortunately. EEnEO is developed independently I think.

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>>384225350
>"I need to craft the fad freak suit"

Good fucking luck. The drop rates on the trainset are less than 1%.

>>384294828
>What are the cupcakes of forgiveness

Dude you can literally bake infinite amounts of them at cooking level 10. There is no reason to get steamrolled by HoD Rolf.

>>384297962
You can craft it ya know

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>start a new character as rolf
>sequence break into the agility training area by continuously digging fields against garage
>train up speed and agility to 99
>equip shirtlessness speed buff
>literally 2fast to be ganked

>>384269262
>bad word

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>>384298887
Kevin with his bike with all its upgrades plus using the bike gang buff with total of 3 kevins will fucking catch you idc how much agility you have.

>>384220768
>start as Kevin
spotted the dork
There is absolutely no reason to not start as the son of the shepherd after the ridiculous buff he got

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>>384299429
>Announcing reports
Also
>No Dork Slayer's gear sale

Marie main here. Been using the Canadian Squirt Gun build but I kind of want to switch back to River Pirate. Is that shit still viable?

Is the mattress still a consumable? or did they change it like the devs said they would.

Never hear of this since i usually hate MMOs but ill give it a shot, which patch is current so i can DL and get started?

>>384299604
how is posting an image of a fictional character pointing at a report screenshot announcing a report?

>>384299648
nah they buffed eddy's bridge builder perk which makes it impossible to do any damage against any edds using the bridge.

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>all these posts about a fake game

>>384300328
>Getting knocked out by your sparring partner
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/boxing/article-4703874/Conor-McGregor-knocked-Bradley-Wheeler-Vargas.html
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

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>>384300328
>fake

I know you're salty about not getting a beta key but that doesn't mean you're going to meme something out of existence.

>>384224801
>Alphabet starts with S
Every time

>>384300328
>liking mcgoobs