This has to be the absolute dumbest shit I've ever seen.

>>384213665
That's cool. Have you complained to your mommy as well?

>0 minutes since /v/ cried about Breath of the Wild

Also
>*action*

Could you be any more from Reddit?

>>384213665
>Enemy camps are harder, but still give you trash weapons
>trash weapons
>master mode
"Why can't the master sword be in that chest! I'm trying to beat this game on MASTER mode here! Do they really expect me to go out there with a TRASH weapon and kill those STRONG pig things in MASTER mode?!"

Real talk this game has "least effort possible" written all over it. It's like some kid took the Unreal Engine SDK and just started copy pasting layers of terrain and the same 3-4 vegetation assets all over the place. Then they litered the map with the same fucking 2 or 3 types of enemies with different colors, and called it a day.

Even the DLC looks like a fucking copy paste job with the absolute least effort involved. Fucking joke.

>>384214291
People like this guy are the jokes. You idiots are lazy enough to not even put foliage into the game.

>>384214291
This game gets less enemies every time /v/ posts. Last month it was 10 enemies now were down to 3? Damn.

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>Shit
thats an understatement.

>Flurry Rush wasn't disabled
>your still allowed to carry a billion fairies
>enemies can see you from farther away yes, but they'll still stare at you like retards until the question mark goes away
>enemy AI is unchanged for the most part (only Guardians got a change in their laser firing behavior)
>Gold Lynels are just Silver Lynels but peed on, no new attacks, and no immunity to arrow stun
>Trial of the Sword is honestly the best thing about DLC pack 1 but its also feels kinda Half-assed (missing some enemies like Yigas,Molduga,etc; casualizes the last floors by giving you ancient arrows)
>switching weapons and the pause screen still freezes Time around you
>divine beasts still lack enemies
>didnt change up any of the bosses attacks or their AI, just gave them the same boring health regen
>the Extra Outfits just do the same thing as outfits you can already get in the game, which is stupid because you're PAYING for them. Why not give the Tingle outfit Day Speed UP for example??

so more like:Super Duper Shit

if not for the Sword of Trials, DLC pack 1

Nintendo is late to the dlc game this is their horse armor

>>384214662
*if not for the Sword of Trials, DLC pack 1 I would have just ignored it.

sorry, sentence got cut off.

>>384214726
Pretty much. Only a literal cakeboy faggotron 9000 would defend this shit.

>>384214662

>If a game is not made the way I wanted that means it bad, no matter how critically, public and sales wise it perform
If you fuckers were anything close to as good as you think your judgment is you will be pitching ideas to studios/ developer and drowing in money, instead you are here crying on an image board

>>384213665
>Zelda team working on DLC to release at the end of the year
>Finish a bunch of extra cool shit early, may as well release it early

We're seriously shitting on enemy replacement and enemy tier upgrades as lazy when there are people who are seriously fine with recolor skin dlcs in other games. The only amount of defending I'm going to partake in is that there are easily worse DLCs out there and you all can stop over-exaggerating.

NIDF is active today

>>384213665
>complaining about lack of content in a DIFFICULTY SETTING

You should be happy it added any new content at all

>>384215441
Think about what you said and feel the shame that you should associate with it.

>>384213665
>They added a single Lynel to the Great Plateau
>They added a delay to Guardian lasers
Some of the changes are just bizarre. ONE place has a lynel when it didn't before. As far as I know there's no other shakeups like this.

>>384215678
I thought about what I said, why don't you think about how stupid the fucking complaint is

>"HURR, THERE'S NO NEW CONTENT IN HARD MORE"

>>384214573

Let's count:
>Bokoblins
>Moblins
>Lizalfos
>Chu Chu
>Keese
>Octoroks
>Wizzrobes

Boss types:
>Hynox
>Stone Talus
>Lynels

Stalfos don't count because they are literally the same thing as the above just reskinned to look undead. Since the majority of the time you are facing camps with bokoblins, moblins or lizalfos, yes there are like 3 real "enemies" in the game. Chu Chus and Keese are one hit loot pinatas with 0 challenge.

>only open world bosses are cyclops and rocks
>you can kill the cyclops before they even stand by way of classic spin2win
>there's a sand area graboid boss but all you do is chuck bombs from a rock and shoot it when it breaches
>the 3 giant fucking dragons dicking around in the sky are not bosses
>no Gohma in the Lost Woods, no fire dragon at Death Mountain, no water amoeba monster near the Zora
What the fuck man.

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>>384214291
Holy fuck... what a shitpost this is.

>>384215798
You forgot the two Yiga types and Molduga

>>384215798
nice complete disregard of the guardian enemies idiot

>>384215798
You forgot the best boss Molduga.

>>384215441
It blows my mind when people say shit like this.

Okay, yes, it's a difficulty setting increase, but you honestly would be happy if that's all they did? If some developer took 10 minutes to go into the code, bump everyone up 1 level, change their color, and then ship it?

You would pay money for that and feel like "everyone should be happy about it"?

>>384215798
you forgot molduga

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>>384213665
>he buys a shit game from a shit company
>expects good content in the game
I literally can't even

>>384215943
>there wasn't at least one unique miniboss and one unique enemy type per biome
>literally only Moldugas are unique enemies

>>384216119
Uh, yeah, I would? Nintendo made it so it's good. Just look at it's score of 101 on metacritic. It's open world done right. Go back to your baby games like Horizon that run at 22fps.

>>384216256
>the dragons can't even be stood upon and don't even have collision detection, so you just slide inside when you fly up to look at them the first time, since you though it was gonna be some rockin boss battle and your dick was hard for some dragon action so you just boosted up there with the wind ability to get shit started

>>384216119
>Okay, yes, it's a difficulty setting increase, but you honestly would be happy if that's all they did?
What the fuck else do you expect from an increase in difficulty? They gave you exactly what they advertised and more. When they said they were adding hard mode, I wasn't expecting them to create a whole new game for it, no.

not to mention it comes bundled with the fucking master trials, so it DOES come with more content. This whole complaint is stupid as fuck

>>384216256
Yeah, this part made no sense to me. Molduga was cool, but why didn't they have anything like that in any other area? No Snow Yeti throwing rocks at you. No Water Dragon pooping shit at you. No Rock Monster to take you to Elliot so that you can help Atreyu. No Giant Zelda that you can climb in side and masturbate her innards.

It's like Molduga was a "test creature" that they left in, and then never did anything else after that.

>>384216454
How about they actually address the things that make the game braindead easy like the fact that you can just stock up on full health +4 fruit or the fact that you spend most of the game fighting trash with a tiny moveset so you can just faceroll them and chug durians to beat every encounter

>>384216632
>but why didn't they have anything like that in any other area?
Would've taken development time which they didn't have because they had to rush the game out the door by march third

>>384216632
I have no idea man. I'm still trying to figure it out. I went in completely blind, so when I saw a dragon shooting lightning out of the sky I was pumped for a boss fight.

Only you can't even touch it, you just clip through it. And only the blue even has any real involvement with a quest beyond just getting a scale.

>>384216454
Oh, I dunno maybe...
>Food has to heal over time instead of instantaneous
>pausing the game doesn't freeze the world around link
>Add other status effects like Poison, or Cold, and Heat OUTSIDE of just the areas they're in.
>Increase the enemy AI
>Force more stealth

A whole fucking list of things

/v/ bad game confirmed before arrival, ultimate shill factory of the year and now you're complaining

>>384215756
How about "HURR, HARD MODE COSTS $20 AND I DON'T THINK THAT'S REASONABLE CONSIDERING HOW LITTLE IT ADDS TO THE GAME"

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>>384214291
literally this, and dont forget koroks
>oh look I can go anywhere!! like that big mountain over there!
>yeah of course you can!
>wow I'm sure a big adventure is waiting me there
>w-well sure you'll get some korok at the top; and don't forget to search the whole map for the 899 others! lots of fun ahead!

>>384216952
So complaints only a few contrarians on /v/ care about?

>>384216638
>It's not fun when I do this
Then don't do that. It's a singleplayer game, you don't lose out on anything by not cooking up 20 durians.

>>384214662
>your still allowed to carry a billion fairies
nice pasta, you haven't played the game.

>>384216632
What about how badass the sentinel machines seem at first, stomping all around and fucking shit up with lazers, then you get told to just shoot it with the right kind of arrow and it explodes with just one shot? And how their AI just has them walk right up to you with their weakspot right in your face?

>>384213665
what did you expect? nintendo only worked on it for 3 months

>>384215798
>forgets half the enemies
>"this one doesn't count!!"
This is the worst post I've seen in a while congrats

>>384217236
so a lot of things that someone whose second favorite game is farmville cares about someone complaining about something?

>>384217287
Oh man. I LOVE this argument!

So, basically do the developers' job for them.

"Hard mode was in the game all along guys!! Guys! Don't wear armor and don't eat food! It's been there all along, guys!"

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I hope the Champions can be revived somehow with Ancient Sheikah tech. There must be some sheikah reason that the King and the Champions even manifested as ghosts in the first place.

>>384217669
they'll manifest as...wait for it
...worse

>>384217658
The dlc is bullshit and I'm not defending it, but I don't see why you would go out of your way to trivialize the combat by healing every few seconds and then complain that you're allowed to.

>>384217870
I just had a mental image of them showing up, a very beautiful cutscene happening, it shows the title card

Past Champions
~~~Worse~~~~

And it's just them hunched over shitting on the floor.

>>384217669
There would have been 0 story without ghosts instead of almost no story

>mfw I show arrow/sword baddies, take their shit weapons and use them against them until they break
>usually use up 3 shitty Spears on one enemy

And I don't give a shit because it's part of the game to break weapons on their faces.

Worst thing about normal mode was hoarding shields, bows, and swords.

>>384217925
I'm not really following. Why would you trivialize the combat by upgrading your armor?

>>384216106
they all look pretty much the same anyway

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>they bought a switch and the game on launch
>mfw I wait for the price drop and the 60 dollar zelda with all dlc included sale
Thanks for beta testing, betas

>THEY'RE NOT GONNA CHARGE $20 FOR A PLAIN OLD HARD MODE, IT'S GONNA BE JUST LIKE MASTER QUEST BROS!
>hard mode comes out and it's literally just a plain old hard mode
>I-IT'S WORTH $20 YOU'RE JUST CRYING CAUSE THE GAME IS BASED GOTY GOTY THIS IS THE BEST DLC EVER

>>384218696
Uh, you're welcome? I certainly hope you'll enjoy playing a game that will long have lost relevance.

>>384218696
Umm...have you ever even heard of Nintendo. Their flagship games never drop. I think Melee is still hovering right around $79

>>384218932
It could be the worst DLC ever and BotW would still be GotY

Also, we've only seen the first part of DLC. The bigger part is coming. Maybe it's shit, who knows. Certainly not you

>>384218696
Congrats?

You're just late to the fun.

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>>384218696
>Nintendo
>price drop

>>384218248
He's saying the game is only as easy as you make it you fucking aspie.

If you think full health regenerating food is OP, limit yourself to one per battle or something.

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>>384213665

>>384219154
>implying this overrated shit is going to be GotY when Super Mario Odyssey and Xenoblade 2 are going to blow it the fuck out

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>>384218946
>games are only worth playing if they are "relevant"

>>384218946
>>384219168
>relevance
>late to the fun
Do you guys actually have fun playing these games or are you just playing them because everyone* else is?

*everyone here means your favorite eceleb

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>>384216632
This bugged me out, too. I loved the desert and I'm almost glad I did it second after the Zora domain, because it seemed like a massive progression with its own set of rules, locales and fauna like the Molduga. After that, everything started to feel insignificant compared to the desert. If every region had its own set of bosses or at least one boss with variants lingering around that you'd have to try to find, that'd be great, and it'd give you a sense of truly exploring the world and finding things.

As it stands, the concept for BotW was great but the execution falls a little flat. There's always room for improvement, and it's why I can give it a pass, only because there's so much potential for adding on to it properly. That said, some of the variants we do have does force you to assess things differently to an extent.

>>384219416
>>384219414
These responses imply just how little y'all understand how Nintendo rolls. Last time I checked, the Mario Kart Wii package STILL hasn't price dropped, two consoles later. You will be play a LONG game of waiting if you're going to wait for a price drop.

>people have a bunch of legitimate problems with the DLC
>"""dude why are there so many HATERS???"""
ok

>>384219168
>You're just late to the fun, you missed out on all my le epic twitter and tumblr memes about Sidon and Gerudo Link

BoTW supporters are just the Blacked posters of /v/

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>>384219416
This may shock you,
But I actually play games for fun.

>>384219952
>Mario Kart Wii package
No store still sells this. Plenty of Wii U games have had price drops. Official Nintendo price drops, and stores slashing prices as sales or clearing inventory

>>384213665
Why would Nintendo put effort into something if they know drones will buy it regardless. This is pretty much the laziest concept you could possibly come up with. Use assets already in the game and sell it as premium content.

>>384219952
Regardless of when someone buys the console and the game, it will be just as fun to play. They could also get it cheaper by buying used or if a local store decides to sell them at a discount

Also the Switch only has one game worth playing right now so there is no hurry to buy one

Why did Nintendo have to destroy everything about themselves that was so great? There's no reason for me to support them any more, and there hasn't been for years. It's just disappointing.

>>384220514
Could have sworn I saw one in my Gamestop last week. Maybe I was seeing things.
>>384220545
>Switch only has one game worth playing right now
legit wat

>>384220916
>Arms is shit
>Splatoon is shit
>Doesn't have anything else
legit wat are they doing

>>384221125
Confirmed not to have a switch.

>>384221125
Arms is in the same zone as MvC3 where it's fun but shockingly barebones
Splatoon is many things, shit isn't one.

>>384221227
Go ahead and tell me about all these amazing games you have

>>384221272
Arms is the type of game you play for 15 minutes and never again
Splatoon is just boring after a few games

>>384221721
>Arms is the type of game you play for 15 minutes and never again
>Splatoon is just boring after a few games
Well...My condolences man. I hope you find a game for you soon.

>>384221721
Why the fuck did you buy a Switch if you aren't interested in any of that?

>>384223650
BotW and MK8 are great games
ARMS and Splatoon 2 are not

>>384223650
I didn't though, a friend did. I'm currently waiting for it to have more than one game worth playing while waiting to see if I can find one for cheaper or if there is a new model made

>>384213665
Remember Master Quest from Ocarina?

>>384225128
You mean how that changed dungeon layouts entirely and offered new puzzles that weren't even in the original?

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>>384213665

Silver enemies already felt like damage sponges, playing a mode with gold enemies doesn't sound fun at all.

Honestly I think I'll just come up with a list of things that were actually wrong with the combat, and then just limit myself while playing on the normal difficulty. I guess I'll just wait out flurry rushes or something.

I cant complain i pirated it but this piece of shit is not worth $60. The side quests are awful, the shrines take like 2-3 mins a pop, cooking is a joke and lol 4 dungeons

At least the load times are excellent.

This is like a $5 pack and the next one is probably going to feel like a $15 pack. I dont get why jewtendo wont let us buy separately. Maybe you need to finish the sword trial for it to activate but that is still dumb

>>384217475
To be fair, the stalfos don't count because they really are just a re-skin. The only thing they do different is die harder.

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Is it the best game ever made?
Will /v/ ever stop crying?

https://youtu.be/ZLRedgWqejo

>master mode is as easy as normal mode
>still love it because it gives me an excuse to play the game again

Where are the gold enemies? Im 2 divine beasts and 60 shrines in and i havent seen one.

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>>384214573

I think a bigger issue is that, while BotW has a lot of asset reuse, it doesn't feel very clever in that asset reuse.

Igneo/Frost Talus feels just like a Stone Talus, except you pop them with an elemental arrow once or twice.
All colors of Hinox/Stalnox feel the same.
With few exceptions, all colors/skeletons of Moblins, Bokoblins, Lynels and Lizalfos feel the same.

Compare this to something like Dragon's Dogma, which has Drakes, Wyverns, and Wyrms. All three share very similar models and most of their animations are identical, it's a clear case of asset reuse. But Drakes have their weakpoint on their chest, the most accessible location, but are also the most aggressive towards enemies right in front of them. Wyrms are spellcasters, using high-level spells the player can learn (smart reuse of assets again) and have a weakpoint on their chest, and use frost instead of fire. Wyverns are 100% airborne, with a weakpoint that's tricky to hit while they're above you, but their breath is also designed to knock you around rather than directly damage you. I think the only original thing between them is that Wyrms needed a casting animation, but apart from that they made three very different encounters using the same assets.

Imagine if they made a Hinox who specialized in lobbing endless bomb barrels at you, like Hinoxes in old games would. Or if disarmed Stal enemies popped off their own arms like WW Stalfos do. Or an Igneo Talus that could "erupt," causing little mini-Taluses to rain from the sky. You can take enemies that are mostly the same, and give them a few tweaks to feel very different, but BotW doesn't for the most part.

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>>384228236
>britbong with a jew nose

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>>384216632
>No giant Zelda you can climb inside and masturbate her innards
>He doesn't know the secret

>>384217150
You're not supposed to find them all. If you do the game rewards you with a useless golden pile of shit as a jab to how much of an autist>>384217236
ic you are for even attempting it

>>384228236
/v/ BTFO. Again.

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>>384218159
Indeed. The non linear sandbox really simplified the story to non existence. Imagine how much better if they at least made it so the dungeons and to complete in a certain order. Nintendo would have a easier time making more complex puzzles and dungeons too.

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>>384215943
>no Deku Scrubs, Deku Babas, Skulltulas, Tektites or any type of fauna/insect/arachnid enemies in a game focused on nature
>tons of other staple Zelda enemies weren't even included

>>384229079
>None of those enemies have weapons.
They would all be one shot enemies like the Keese and Chuchus probably because of it.

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>>384229182
A Deku Baba could've been a great weapon since it could still be alive after you cut its stem and could chomp at enemies

>>384229467
It would probably just become a tree branch.

>>384228459
Sensible opinion and 0 answers, never change /v

>>384229624

>>384228236
Serious discussion. Gets ignored completely. Never change /v/.

>>384229585
there could be stronger variants that function like spears with harder bark/wood

regardless, they dropped the ball when it came to enemies

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>>384229079

>Game with a heavy focus on temporary gear and equipment durability
>No Like-Likes

In the OoT, they felt the need to give you back your gear immediately if a Like Like ate it, since Tunics and Shields were expensive and annoying to replace. In BotW, I feel like they actually could have gotten away with the player losing all of their equipped weapons when eaten.

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>>384216632

>>384229624

To be fair, those are just kind of my thoughts and I just threw them out there. It wasn't really a post that was looking for answers, and attaching it to an old post about enemy variety isn't a very good springboard for further discussion.

>>384218696
>Dropping the price on a console they literally can't keep up with stock on
Maybe the sales will cap at some point, but for the most part they're selling as many as they can make. Until they catch up in stock there's no reason to drop the price.

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I'm glad we're all finally pointing out all this game's flaws

does anyone else feel its still worthy of claiming the title of GOTY 2017?

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>>384230890

>If a game has flaws it shouldnt be goty

>>384216981
then don't fucking buy it. $20 is reasonable for what it adds

>>384230890
Not really. I've enjoyed too many other games over this one.

>>384217343
Oh they fixed that? How many?

Yeah I've actually never played a shit nintenlard game just here to shitpost my dude

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>>384230890
Odyssey deserves GOTY

>>384213665
Yeah uh Nintendo's DLC department doesn't know how to make good DLC

>>384230890
its one of the five games I feel deserve goty this year, yes

>>384231637
You realise that there's no such thing as a "DLC department", right?

>>384231764
Contradict me like that again and I'll mae you wish you'd never been born

>>384230890
lmao what flaws? Keep crying.

>>384231973
It's "make" anon

>>384232013
>b-but the voice acting!
>b-but the music!

/v/ can't raise a single worthwhile flaw about the game beyond stupid shit. That's how desperate they are. This has been going on for 5 months.

>>384230890
Yes? Just because game has flaws doesn't mean it's bad, retardo. And even with all the flaws BotW is still a solid 9.5/10.

>>384228236
Kek REKT. /v/ will never recover.