Say something nice about him Also apparently he threw a hissy

Deleted twitter cause of bayo

>>384204852
https://twitter.com/_shunao/status/886773478023495680

he throws a hissy fit, but i'll throw him into a trashcan where he belongs

>looks like a faggot
>dresses like a faggot
>acts like a faggot
oh, but he's good at smash bruddas, let's fawn over him
fuck this nigga

Chileans are fuckin pieces of shit

>>384206049
>>looks like a faggot
>>dresses like a faggot
>>acts like a faggot
>oh, but he's good at smash bruddas, let's fawn over him

That's a 100% summation of tourneyfags.

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>>384205702
This. He's a whiny bitch boy faggot that for some reason thinks being able to play a shitty brawler somehow has any merit outside of the cancerous FGC, and, heaven forbid when he fucking loses, he throws a shit fit and cries to his bent over, cum-slurping fanboys on Twitter and Reddit for sympathy points.

The Smash community is full of unlikable, pretentious cuntrags, but he's definitely at the number one spot in my book just for his attitude on twitter alone. Good fucking riddance.

10/10, would rant about his fat, greasy Chilean ass again.

>>384204852
>beatles cut
>no chin
>red framed glasses with piss filter gamer lens
>scarf
I've nothing nice to say,

Is this scarflard or is that some other unlikeable smash tourneyfag?

>>384206924
He's wearing a scarf. What do you think?

>>384204852
His best years are behind him

>>384206424
i'm so mad that i don't live on that side of the us anymore, but it's too expensive

but i did i would frequently be around events he's at to make sure he and his cronies behave because i'd dropkick him and headbutt his funbuddies, it'll just be like my old army days

>>384207040
For all I know there are multiple fat scarf wearing fucks in the smash tourneyfag community.

>>384206424
Just for transparency's sake: Can I assume that you play League?

>>384207238
Nope.

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>>384206049
>>384206917
>>384206924
>>384207040
>the fathomless delusion he must of entered to think that scarf is not only socially acceptable, but "cool" to those nerds he chose to present himself in front of.

>>384207614
>posting 3DPD
>>>/reddit/

>>384204968
dang he actually did LOL

>>384207720
what is 3DPD? I've seen it referenced other places but never found a source for the term or a definition.

>>384207614
IIRC, the scarf was a gift from his mom, and I understand the sentiment for wanting to keep it on, but it makes him look like a massive faggot nonetheless. Hope his mom is proud of that fact.

>>384205160
I swear for a moment I thought this was going to be that copy pasta of goofballs. Damn Zero has become a joke

>>384207823
Lurk more

>>384207823
three dogs police department

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>>384205160
>chilean

Why am I not surprised?

>>384204852
I'm not well versed in the new smash but from what i saw, Bayo looked really really cheap.

Why can't that villager guy ever make it far enough

>>384205160
that story just pisses me off, and further cements my hatred for such a faghat

i don't know who this shunao guy is but you don't touch art like that, and i've literally just snapped really quickly if someone did that where i work, but if someone rude as shit like zero does it i'm not gonna just snap at him, i'm gonna bodyslam his ass, and believe me, i can lift him

>>384208227
because villager is boring to watch.
I'd rather have ryu or rob over him

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It was true that the fucker broke his controller in the bathrooms?

>>384208327
I'd like to see you try.
No really, I would.

>>384208069

I haven't watched any of his latest fights but the last I watched he kept running until he found a cheap openning, he played like a huge faggot, and I doubt he has changed his style.

>>384205160
Yeah this is a cunt move if true.

But from his perspective at this tournament that was a heartbreaking way to lose EVO, give him his time alone to sulk.

>>384208451
He's the very definition of a cancerous Smashbabby with attitude issues, so I wouldn't be surprised.

>>384208327
bet the artist friend would've done that but speaking as an artist that goes to conventions and spends all day at the table, is very tiring and all you want is to leave as soon as it ends. Not really in the mood to stress over something

why does he hate bayo so much

>>384208767
If he loses to a character he doesn't main, then they're cheap and broken by default. See: Meta Knight, Diddy Kong, Sheik, Bayonetta, etc.

Who is this guy and why does he look like such a whiny entitled faggot?

Larry Lurr should have won. Isn't an egotistical baby and doesn't play fucking Bayonetta.

>>384208767
Because he can't quite get the hang of fighting her and doesn't want to put in the effort to try using her either.

So what the fuck actually happened
He seemed pretty collected and calm after losing
When did he lose his shit? Is it documented anywhere yet?

Jesus fucking christ even salty ass Hungrybox takes his losses better

>>384208767
Because he is SJW who cries over woman being misrepresented in video games.
Nah, he really is just a faggot who cries nerf when he loses to a character he doesn't main.

>>384208767
He had no preemptive excuse for losing this time

>>384209129
Fatality is the only smash player I've seen comment on politics.

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>>384204852
He was a part of the only good Brawl competitive match
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DQsivruSEEE

>>384209020
He was about to burst into tears when they were handing the prize, then his twitter disappeared

>>384208971
>why does he look like such a whiny entitled faggot?

Because he is. I used to have a screenshot of this long winded post he made on Reddit complaining about the stresses of Sm4sh and how he needed to go to therapy to cope. It was as pathetic as it sounds.

>>384209020
He was not calm and collected at all during the Medal Ceremony.

He didn't even shake his hand to congratulate him afterwards. Just took his controller and ran off.

>>384208767
First time I saw him was against hungrybox at some nintendo hosted event and he beat a guy by running away and letting the time run out. Hated him ever since

Never trust a sudaca

>>384209298
How can he be such a faggot for getting second place? Its not first but its still pretty good.

>>384209342
ah yes, i remember a thread here in /v/ defending this act because even it wasn't morally right, is still a fair game

>>384205160
"huh? huh?"

M2K is at least a lovable autist, until he jerks off under your sheets in your house on your wifi. Unlike Zero, who you wanna punch in the face immediately for wearing that stupid scarf.

>>384209451
Losing always sucks.

Thing here is that he's the *********best player in the world******** so losing is twice as sucky for him, even if it's second place, furthermore, he got rekt by Bayonetta which is his most hated character to fight against.

>>384207823
star wars character

>>384209292
>Therapy
>For playing a video-game

>>384209567

inb4 Zero becomes Cera, or some shit.

>>384209608
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft2/Dealing_with_anxiety

>>384209468
>>384209342
>getting mad at people playing to win

>>384207823
how fucking new

>>384205160
>"do you know who i am"

this cant be real. you play a fucking kids game for a living

Maybe if /v/ ever competed such a prestigious video game tournament (hint: you faggots never had and never will), then you too, would understand the bitterness of defeat, especially on the grand stage.

Yes, Zero lost against a cheap and OP character like Bayonetta, but the fact that he decided to stick to his guns by using Diddy, instead of tier whoring like everyone else, says a lot about the guy.

I know he's taking it pretty hard right now, but eventually he'll come to the realization that he still has two EVO championship titles under his belt, and thus, that still makes him the greatest player to ever player Sm4sh.

Stay salty, haters.

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>>384209783
Didn't read lmao

>>384209020
No, people are just circulating rumors.

Twitter deletion seems to be the only evident thing.

>>384209342
The nintendo demo tournament, he was that much of a fucking faggot to tryhard a demo that they let all the attendees play for 2 hours before the "tournament"
Noone took the game seriously, even that rosalina player ran directly into megaman's smash just so we could see the megaman collab, then there was zero being a fucking faggot tryharding an event made for fun

>>384209783

>prestigious video game tournament

This better be bait, if not, go away scarflard.

>>384209682
see what i mean? is a big debate because people don't agree with Zrero "strategies" but there is no rule mentioning is not allowed so he can get away with it unless it becomes forbidden to do that

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>>384209783
>>stay salty haters
>fag deletes his twitter

>>384209783
t. Filthy sudaca defending Zero

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>>384209783
Calm down Scarflard

>>384209783
>Maybe if /v/ ever competed such a prestigious video game tournament (hint: you faggots never had and never will), then you too, would understand the bitterness of defeat, especially on the grand stage.
I can agree with this.

The rest of your post makes you a massive fag though.

>>384209862

It's replies like that which reinforce the stereotype of the typical /v/ user. Don't forget to chlorinate your swampy gene pool, kiddo.

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>zero gets cosmo'd and chops his dick off because he lost at a tournament

bros im scared

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>>384209783
>/v/ not playing Vidya
>Forgets about Viscant
Hey, I think is nice that you go to sleep before your parents gives you the red bottom for staying too late

>>384209485
naw M2K gets moody at events and if you're not super popular in the community he will treat you like you're nothing. take it from a guy who got to play him in a few sets. he's always been rude to me even though I've been nothing but nice to the guy. I can respect his gameplay but I cannot respect him as a person after those experiences so believe what you want to believe.

I can see why the fat fuck would delete this twitter. I'd rather just delete it temporarily when I know there's gonna be a gorillion people going to shit on me and stuff. Though to be fair, he's asking for it considering his very long history of getting super salty.

>>384210081
if you get bitter then you should probably stop playing or analyze what went wrong instead of throwing a hissy fit, he lost, but what matters is how he takes it. People lost on tounraments but some are likeable because they keep their cool even if they win. Zero is not a very likeable person

Wont nobody post the video in question?

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>>384209783
lol stay salty over a kid's game faggot

>>384208580
i would love to honestly, but nothing ever happens out here in dmv except random unrelated crimes
>>384208731
sitting all day would cause thrombosis so walking around every now and then helps

>>384209783
>defending a grown man coming to tears over a video game
Go cry yourself to sleep zero

>>384210269
maybe if he wasn't so smug about his hobby, people would've leave him alone after his defeat

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>>384209783
>he decided to stick to his guns by using Diddy

diddy is the 2nd best character in the game. Zero has literally always tier whored. He went from Fox(At launch when everyone thought he was the best) to Shiek to Diddy

>>384210310
Go here
>>384197683
>>384197683
>>384197683

>>384210293
>if you get bitter then you should probably stop playing or analyze what went wrong
You can do both, you know? No one who ever loses automatically goes into "Why did I lose? mode like if they were Buddha. I can be pretty upset about losing and then spend my whole day getting upset at losing and after calming down start checking out to see where I failed and how I can fix it. I'm not talking about just Zero here but in a more general sense.

>instead of throwing a hissy fit, he lost, but what matters is how he takes it. People lost on tounraments but some are likeable because they keep their cool even if they win. Zero is not a very likeable person
And that's where Zero is a faggot, same reason why I didn't agree with the rest of the post of that anon.

I was in line at a tournament once and he just showed up and cut the entire line to check-in. Everyone was pissed but the tournament organizers literally didn't give a shit because he's a top player. They just let him and his gang of cronies in to some backstage area.

this story is fake btw but I hope you guys believed it and hate him more now

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>>384210310
here you go

Isn't this the guy who whined about Diddy Kong being broken before maining him and claiming he loves him

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>smashtard deletes his twitter after getting thrashed in a childrens party game
>/ourguy/ has fun in pools and is a great sport about the loss

Time to apologize /v/

>>384210470
Nah he went
Fox (everyone thought was best)
Diddy (the actual best)
Sheik (Diddy nerfed, Sheik now best)
Diddy (Sheik nerfed, Diddy best established character)

>>384210176
>Expecting a serious reply to a shitpost
Fuck off you autist

>>384208767
Because Bayo is low skill cancer but he can go fuck himself because he will scum people out like time out people in Brawl. Everyone who whines that Salem camps ignores that Zero does as well. And every Jap player does nothing but camp. I don't get how anyone likes Abadango, that nigger will straight up go to the other end of the stage.

>>384210484
>>384210581
>He got combo'ed off-stage
>2-2
>When Bayo was one good hit from dying
Damn son, I'd be super butthurt at losing like that too.

>>384210449
>sitting all day would cause thrombosis so walking around every now and then helps
that's true, that's why I ask the person next to me to keep an eye so i can talk a walk before going back, these events are tiring and is always best to go with someone you trust to keep an eye when you go for a walk, to eat or to the restroom

>>384210581
Zero got BLACKED

>>384210591
Chileans are faggots

HUGE

FAGGOTS
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>>384210262
In M2K's defense, the dude has something seriously wrong with him and the Smash community has done nothing but encourage it.

>>384210470
I forgot Roy made it back in. From the looks of that chart though, maybe he shouldn't have.

>>384210738
>I don't get how anyone likes Abadango, that nigger will straight up go to the other end of the stage.
He's a jap so it not only okay when he does it, but it makes him a crowd favorite too.

>>384210581
>Jumping above Bayo, who has ridiculously low kills off the top
I haven't played Sm4sh in at least a year and a half. What the fuck was his thought process here?

>>384210262
I agree 100% with you (most "pros" act like this, actually) but while I don't want you to give M2K an inch, I just want you to remember he is socially retarded. Holy fuck some of the stuff he does because he only thinks about himself is just baffling.

El chileANO

>>384211009
He kept monkey flipping for some reason and Salem punished him accordingly. Fucker deserved to win.

>>384210470
>Pikachu
I can't believe how far this fucking thing has fallen. Everyone used to agree that it was top five and now fucking Sonic is doing better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQsivruSEEE

>>384211010
>most "pros" act like this, actually
depends on the game
kof "pros" are the chillest shit
sf "pros" kinda vary
anime players are just eccentric as fuck or give off a creepy vibe that i'm not sure what to think but i'm sure they're generally very nice

>>384210752
He earned that lose when he kept spamming that damn monkey flip over and over again. He seriously doesn't get that if you keep using the same shit over and over again that people will eventually learn to look out for and take advantage of it.

>>384211009
He's used to fighting people who don't actually give a shit about Sm4sh, so someone punished his bad habits for once.

>>384210581
can you get out of that?

>>384211154
Pika only had one player who didn't adapt with everyone else

>>384210262
m2k literally has aspergers and autism so his social skills are shit by default. Top players have their own little circlejerk though. If you're not good at the game don't even bother trying to be friends with them unless you pay them 5$ a month on Twitch.

>>384210262
M2k is autism incarnate. I supremely doubt he was trying to be rude to you, he just doesn't know how to act. It comes through every time he's on camera, regardless of the situation.

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>>384204968
>it's true
LMAO WHAT A GAY

>>384210470
>Mega Man managed to avoid shit tier

He's probably still not particularly viable, but I'll take it. I wish Bayonetta wasn't quite so good so I could play as her without feeling lame, but I'll accept watching her fuck up the sm4sh competitive scene from afar as a consolation prize.

>>384210470
If Bayonetta is so highly rated, why does she rarely win tournaments? I just checked the list of smash 4 national tournaments this year (used this list: https://www.ssbwiki.com/List_of_national_tournaments#Super_Smash_Bros._for_Wii_U), and this was only the second big tourny a bayo has won this year. I don't play the game, so just genuinely curious

>>384211287
Yeah, I won't deny that. Salem played excellently and punished Zero accordingly.

>>384211294
If you SDI (mash the analog stick like crazy in one direction) yes

>>384211352
mind if i save this satania?

>>384211154
He's a jank gimmick character that loses to all of the top tier jank and he doesn't have a for sure kill jank. I mean look at Bowser and DK. They are legit dogshit characters that exist on the tier list where they are because grab spam is actually threatening with them. The game is stupid as hell since you have to just respect so many retarded things and more or less camp. It's retarded when you can know a full second ahead of time what the other person is going to do but many characters just have zero options to actually punish it.

Smash 4 is just terrible for how jank it is.

>>384211379
Bayo is not pick up and win. That's it.

>>384210604
>keeping snacks inside of his fight pad
Jesus christ this dude's my spirit animal.

>>384211379
Fox is number 1 in melee and he rarely wins shit. So, I guess some similar logic is applied to Bayonetta.

>>384205160
I really don't believe this desu

>>384211379
Good frame data, witch twist has a retarded hitbox, can plank at the stage with witch twist and the oppenent cant do anything about it, amazing combo game etc etc. You shouldve seen her before the patch. She had easiest Zero to deaths ever

I saw Zero at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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>scarflard is autistic
WOW WHO COULD HAVE GUESSED

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>>384210787
pls no bully

>>384211496
>>Smash 4 is just terrible for how jank it is.
What the heck does this mean?

>>384211550
that is actually smart and never thought it was possible

>>384211251
I am talking about Smash specifically. I haven't met enough of FGC top players within tournaments to tell. Honestly I blame TOs more than anyone for putting up with them and enabling the whole special treatment thing.

>>384211287
Monkey Flip is a 50/50 for a lot of characters (not Bayo) who do not have a hitbox to challenge it consistently. It's easy to rely on that shit. I agree with you, though.

who

>>384211615
>infetterence
never gets old

>>384204852
thank fuck. that guy was an annoying piece of shit

>>384210604
That guy looks like those mexican middle aged ladies

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>>384210470
>palutena was only two moves away from being worth using

why live

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Bayo main here,
To any faggots trying to say that Salem only won because of jank, you're fucking retards.
Please consider the following:
>Salem did not win any games based off a witch time. In fact I don't even think he got any witch time kills during both sets with zero.
>Salem only got one string that killed against zero and that was the 10th match which he won EVO with
>Most importantly Salem came from losers bracket, he had to take two consecutive sets from ZeRo to beat him
>It's not like he just slid through winners bracket and ended up in grands.
Yes Bayo is a dumb ass character with ridiculously overpowered punishes, but Salem won the tournament fairly.

He outplayed and adapted against ZeRo

>>384210470
>DK and Bowser moved all the way to top 25 because of retarded grabs

haha good game smashfags!

>>384211667
I can definitely see it being possible if you build it yourself and design it to have the extra space.

I'm torn. I hate scarflard, but I also hate bayo.
I think I'll call this a win.

>>384211615
everytime

>>384211379
>Why does she rarely win tournaments?
She came sort of late and is softbanned by a lot of players. It's like puff/ICs in Melee-- lots of players have this weird sense of honor if they think something is super fraudulent. There are good characters that you can fool yourself into thinking you're not just being lame (MK Brawl) because you have so many options, or you have a character like Bayo that feels mindless and it turns off players who have this weird sense of honor.

>>384209885
>even that rosalina player ran directly into megaman's smash just so we could see the megaman collab

This meme NEEDS to die

He later confirmed that he was going for a punish but didn't know the black hole went so far

Kill yourself

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I don't care about scrflard or the smash community, but I always like when I have a reason to post this:

>>384211872
Most people I've seen that aren't dumb shitposters agree that Salem earned this win.

>>384211978
prove it.

>>384210470
>Ness
What the fuck happened? Does his back throw no longer kill at 30%?

>>384210470
I thought Wario was B?

>>384209783
>stick to his guns
>mains Diddy

I read a me stupid shit today but then there's this

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What a fucking sore loser. Like is this seriously happening right now? Taking 2nd at EVO is fucking amazing and what an amazing grand finals that was. For him to deactivate his twitter and go into hiding all because he didn't take first place is fucking sad. Can't even say anything nice towards Salem for winning, nah, he just deactivates his shit and goes ghost out of shame. All's that does is hurt his image in my opinion. And the prick already has an attitude problem in general because he clearly thinks himself above most people all because he wins so much at Smash 4. Like get over yourself man. What a disgraceful human being he is.

>>384212221
People figured out how to deal with him, plus DLC fucks him up

I can't get into fighting games because I'm mortified I'll end up like Zero
How do I practice not being a sore loser?

>>384212221

No results. The list uses, results, frame data etc. The best Ness player(FOW) was absent for a while

>>384210604
Is that DarkSkinPhil? I thought he was banned from evo

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>>384210752
>>384211287
>>384204852

I dont feel bad for either of them

They both played like pussies.

Enjoy wasting 40 minutes of your life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Hb9LaWLzbY

>>384211621
How much do you know about the inner workings of Smash 4? It's a retarded game on every level if you analyze it. Untechable situations (one of which is entirely RNG), inconsistent crossups (try to run past a character with jiggs), stupid setplay that is mindless, bad hitboxes, really dumb invincibility frames, how ledges work. Then you have moves like witch twist, sonic's spindash, Cloud's limit, Mac's KO punch (glitchy as fuck), etc. The game just doesn't often reward reads.

>>384208451
Hold up, sauce please? I wanna believe that's true because it's funny as fuck, and I don't want to be disappointed by finding out it's not

>>384211872
Salem earned his victory defeating scarflard in the neutral.
Still Bayo is broken but next in line is Diddy.

>>384210738
>I don't get how anyone likes Abadango
Weeb apologists and "its okay when Japan does it" mentaility because thye're so kawaii and polite.
You'll see an American showboat and popoff and people will get mad, but if a Jap showboats and popsoff its "so charming and based *JapPlayer X"
It happened in a thread a while back when some guy was basing Crackdown 3 for having "PS2" (as in Cel-Shaded graphics) and then when another due posted an interview where the Gravity Rush developer stated himself thathe chose the art style specfically because he was inspired by Crackdown's art style, he back peddled hard.

>>384212221
DLC + Bayo. He is a very MU heavy character who invalidates some characters due to his hitboxes but then just gets gimped for free and can't outspace others at all.

>>384212401
That video or any video relating to smash4 really highlights why melee is more fun to watch.

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>>384204968
>tfw when Zero will never win another evo
feelsgoodman

>>384212521
Sorry, ROSA, not Bayo.

Zero got mad because the character he hates so fucking much didn't even use witch time against him. He knows it was his monkey flip spam that undid himself.
He wishes he had an excuse but he can't have it.

>>384210262
his lack of tact comes from his autism so its not like most of the time he deliberately means it, it's just that he doesn't know any better.

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>>384212221
He's the definitive flowchart combo character. His shit range and predictability make him extremely easy to punish, and gimping his recovery is simple. Not to mention his awful matchups versus most everybody in the top tiers.

Which is too bad, because I really wanted Ness to be top-tier for once. I miss his old dair.

>>384212638
Yup.
Diddy wins the matchup 55-45. Scarflard fucked up spamming monkey flip.
He has ZeRo excuses on this one.

>>384212638
This

>>384210262
one time at a local i played against m2k and got a stock on him, dude pulled on the controller so hard it swung the gamecube into the air and got caught in the fanblade. Shit spun around the room breaking everything and smacking the shit out of people

>>384210581
Honestly Scarflard's one good characteristic is being good at this one video and he lost to someone who visibly takes care of his body. Embarrassing.

>>384209783
you do realize Diddy is #2 in the tier lists, right?

>>384210604
What exactly is the "funny joke" here? Why is the fat guy stuffing his fat face with candy? Is because of LTGs Boogie rant?

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>>384211615
tfw im too new here so i dont know if this is real,fake,or copypasta

>>384212990
The joke is that the guy somehow kept food inside of his Fight Stick
How does that even work

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>>384212968

>>384212798
I wish people wouldn't let M2K off for free even though this is true. A long time ago (like 2007, jesus christ 10 years ago) Mow, who used to be M2K's best friend, was telling a story about him.
>Jason I have to go for a few minutes
>I know you are hungry, Jason. There are two poptarts here. You can only have one.
>Say it back to me Jason. How many are you allowed to have?
He comes back, both are eaten. He asks why? M2K just says he didn't know.

>>384213078
Its pasta

>>384213078
its pasta

>>384213078
It's copypasta. Usually only used on /tv/ though, because there's not a lot of people this applies to.

>>384210738
But time outing people is fun. Why do stream monsters insist on playing the game in a certain way when they don't even play it themselves?
Aba can fuck off for switching to Bayo though, especially when he's not actually good at playing her like Salem is.

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BAYO'D

>>384209783
>that spacing
>defending zero
weak bait

>>384213078
its pasta

>>384211371
B tier is viable, but you really gotta try hard with them or they're mostly used for counterpicks.
Ci is specifically for counterpicks and don't bother with anyone thats in D or below.

>>384213218
She's the hero we needed.

>>384209862
top laff anon

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>turned off the stream and watched the Lakers game instead because I thought fatty was gonna win the whole thing
>missed the most based live BTFO ever
I fucked up the read and now I feel dumb.

>M2K once manually counted the frames of every attack in Melee
What the fuck is wrong with this man

>>384213304
the lakers,mavs game? who won?

>>384213216
Timeouts are pretty scummy in Smash because of how much easier it is to run the clock than other games and matches already take so fucking long. Anyone who played Brawl would not think timeouts were fun. Nobody wants to pay money to have some faggot run away from them for 8 minutes.
>Liking Aba even before he switched

>>384213304
It's all good man, you're at least here to see the drama/shitshow unfold right?

>>384213326
he has autism. But honestly thats how any game gets frame data if its not officially released. Its not that hard you just slow the game down frame by frame and see how many a move has

>>384210470
It's sad to see Ike so low after he had been a viable anti-meta pick for some time a few years ago. And then Cloud was introduced and pretty much did whatever he did three times as good, so he plummeted.

That being said, all of the third-party DLC characters are too good in many ways (except Ryu here or there). I wonder if the inevitable Switch port will finally nerf them significantly?

>>384213351
Lakers, 10 point lead.
>>384213374
Thanks Anon-kun.

>>384213326
How he did it was even more crazy. He just paused over and over to figure out a bunch of it. When he did it was pre-debug or action replay. That is crazy as fuck. He figured out a TON of data from Melee before anyone else did.

>>384213215
Used about Incholesterol an other SC player forever, tho

>>384213078
>too new for the most overused pasta
Is it your first day here?

>>384213370
>Anyone who played Brawl would not think timeouts were fun. Nobody wants to pay money to have some faggot run away from them for 8 minutes.
Why are you so fucking wrong? If you want matches to be over in two minutes every time, play some other game series.

>>384213160
His friend should have punched him in the gut for that.

>>384210470
lol
remember when Sakurai said regular Samus was the most OP character?

>>384213540
first 2 weeks

>>384213160
I think people are being a bit better in that regard these days, but M2K really does get away with a lot of shit that most people would get lambaste on hard especially in the older says because "he contributed to frame data a shit load tho!" which he did of course, but still.

>>384208935
Don't forget Lucario.

I met Zero in the food court at EVO earlier today actually. I was in line for pizza when he cut in front of me, already carrying a tray of food, which I thought was for his friends. The lady behind the counter asked if anyone wanted pepperoni because they were down to the last two pizzas. Zero just looked back at the line, especially at me, and said "I'll take both of them". A few people groaned because it would be like 20 minutes for more. I saw him sit down with a few guys but didn't see him give them any food. I didn't even see him eat the pizza. He was going to town on those chicken tenders on his tray though, and kept wiping his mouth on his scarf and laughing with his mouth full so some food would fall out on the table and his lap. A lot of people were staring at him.

Seemed like a cool guy all things considered.

>>384213683
stop posting

I've never wanted to punch someone in the face, like how people will say "that guy has a punchable face." This fucking faggot is it for me. I want to deck this fuck right in the nose as hard as I can. And I don't play Smash, I don't watch tourneys, I don't know anything about him besides his stupid fucking face and his queer as fuck scarf.

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>>384212391
>DarkSkinPhil?
holy fuck dude

>>384213762
Didn't he blow a gasket once because of Lucario?

>>384205160
>>384209758
>>384211584

>Conveniently wait until his twitter is disabled so he can't reply or defend himself

Kinda scummy, and I've heard other tales of convention artists pulling inane, over exaggerated stories out of their hats

>>384205160
Does she have any pics? Seems like a cutie

>>384213965
To be fair, deleting your twitter over something like this isn't something that should even occur, people should take full advantage of his poor decision making.

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>>384213987
Go be a creep somewhere else.

>>384213858
Why? Everyone was new here at one point, its not like im going to stay a newfag forever

>>384205160
I don't really like ZeRo as a player, but I don't want to take this as the truth either. Artistis are legitimately insane and mental so I wouldn't be surprised if this story was heavily exaggerated.

>>384214154
I understand it's "part of the job" but some people don't want to have literally 10,000+ notifications about how they just lost

What does reddit think of Zero?

>>384209567
Isn't Diddy one of the strongest characters? I only see him play characters that are OP and easy to use

>>384214309
If you can't take 10k people calling you out on your stupid plays, you don't deserve 10k fans praising you for your win either.

>>384213565
You're in the extreme minority dude. There are only a handful of players (almost all of them sonic) that outright try to run the timer. The rest are just so defensive they don't realize it. Brawl was cancer because in so many matchups they literally could do nothing about it. You're telling me to play a different game. Most people would argue that by trying to, you know, stall, you're avoiding playing the game. There's a big difference between defensive play and straight up trying to time someone out from the start of a match.

Is Salem the next John "FUCKING" Numbers? That's some next level BTFO.

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>>384206375
Yeah absolutely xD 100% totally

>>384214309
Can't you just disable notifications?
I don't use Twitter

>zerofags are claiming he only lost because he was up against "a cheap and overpowered character"
>this is literally the first major tournament Bayo has ever won
>Zero lost to Diddy's multiple times in the first few Smash 4 tournaments and rallied to get Diddy banned only to start exclusively playing Diddy
>now he'll probably rally to get Bayonetta banned
>then a week later start playing her

o i am laffin

>>384210854
I'd say Roy is actually less garbage than the tier list lets on, it's just that he's not all that *great* either, and he arrived late to the party as a DLC character which combined with his perceived mediocrity from the start leads to little representation in competitive play... which in turn leads to underperforming in a tier list. He's arguably better than fellow swordsman Ike; Ike just has had a couple more notably successful players, but in general Ike has not been on a positive trend on the tier list.

>>384214236
stop fucking posting until you do. The [phrase "lurk moar" has never rung more true than right fucking now. Newfag retards like you make stupid posts outing yourselves as reddit scum and suddenly the other 12 year olds think it's okay for them to start shitting up the board as well.

>>384214309
>I should only have positive praise said to me!!!
If he really doesn't want to get lambaste, he should just set his account to private for a week , not delete it like a child.

>>384214534
He's straight up better than Ike because he has options that are 100% safe and he has better movement speed. He also whoops Ike in that MU. He just loses to the top characters so he's middling feeling.

All he had to say was "Congrats to Salem, well played, great matches. I'm a bit disappointed so I'll be taking a break from social media for a bit."

No, instead he deactivates his twitter account. Poor sportsmanship and personality. Also lose weight already, it's not difficult.

>>384214567
me asking if that was copypasta isnt that serious tho

>>384214461
When is John Numbers going to come back for a tourney? I hope Nintendo does another World Championship at some point and invites him, possibly as a final boss like they did with the Arms producer.

>>384214767
He gets wrecked by current meta. WFT is also and always has been garbage, just people allowed him to get away with silly stuff. Low tier hero.

>>384213106
Really fucking easily? The inside of a fightstick is usually 70-80% empty space. There's just a small pcb inside with wires connecting it to the buttons. Most stock sticks are built to be easy to open up and change buttons etc so modding one for even easier access isn't uncommon or even difficult.

>>384214534
>>384214686
So its just a case of nobody uses him so they throw him to the shit tier then? Sounds like he should be at least C tier then.

>>384214743
stop responding to him he's a faggot

>>384214615
You don't "delete" twitter accounts you just deactivate it and it can be reactivated in two minutes

>>384214690
I feel the same as you do towards it. It really is a poor show of sportsmanship and he's doing nothing but hurting his own image.

Also stuff like this >>384214532 is aggravating and only further makes me dislike Zero as a person.

>>384214236
Lurk, then post

>>384214850
The current Nintendo meta?

>>384214294
yeah but smashfags are also insane

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>plays a monkey
>got beat by a monkey

oh the ironing.

Zero deleted his twitter like he deleted fruit from his diet

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>Got hyped about Bayonetta getting in a fighting game
>Look up videos to compare
>Turns out it's NOTHING like playing her in Bayonetta 1 or 2
>No gunchucks, odetta, whip or chainsaw
>Not even the shotguns or the sword either

>>384214567
Did he break 4chan law or something? It's really not a big deal.

>>384214767
John Numbers is past his prime. He already sentenced one man to identity death, no more.

>>384214532
>>384215035
Wait what? You can actually get characters banned in Smash? What the fuck?

>>384214743
Stop posting and lurk moar faggot

>>384213351
>I'll ask this fucking retarded question on 4chans /v/ board in an Evo thread instead of just checking the score on google or something and getting the answer in a fraction of the time

I'll never understand why you retards do this.

When is /ourguy/ Nairo going to start winning?

>>384215291
Not unless that character is Metaknight... a whole game ago.

>>384214906
Results matter and he never got any. I think what hurt him a lot was upon release a lot of players thought he was good initially and then dropped him when people figured out how to harass him in neutral.

>>384215320
because I wanted to have a conversation anon kun

>>384213489
ball truly is /ourguy/

>>384215438
People take this game seriously?

>>384215179

pottery

>>384215430
He wins 1 tournament a year. Too bad he wasted that win on a shit tier tournament already.

>>384208227
DLC

>>384215574
Dude, if there's any sort of skill involved, no matter how low it is, people will take something seriously. Look at fucking LoL, it's garbage and yet how many people play it competitively?

>>384215574
People take lots of games seriously. Look at all the fags that take Mobas seriously.

>>384214767
supposedly he was at AnimEVO's PuyoTetris tourny.
He only got 3rd cause a literal physical god decided to ascend down from the overworld and destroy everyone there.
Said player gave out such a beat down that he won the tourney without losing once,
fought 2rd, 3rd, and 4th in a 3v1 and STILL cleaned them, then did doubles round and singlehandedly double wiped the two players he played in the grand finals of Doubles PuyoTetris.

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>>384215574
Different Anon.
I used to.
And I still feel really fucking stupid about it too.

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>>384214460
There is nothing wrong with defensive play.

>>384215850
>there's a big difference between defensive play and trying to time someone out

>>384215804
That sounds hilarious. Are there any videos?

>>384215447
this, and although ike is kinda slow, his raw range and power means he can murder many characters with a few well placed hits, and hes useful in doubles due to being able to land lots of simultaneous hits.

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>>384214174

>>384215804
Sounds great. VODs?

>>384216004
I think I'm on /v/, not fucking Tumblr.

>>384213987
>she
Don't know about "her" or this evo artist thing because I'm a frog under the well.
Just check her pic and wow she's a real cutie.

>>384216003
Yes, Ike is a character that can steal wins by lack of matchup knowledge. Too bad he loses to shield.

>>384215253
>Did he break 4chan law or something?

Well yeah, and nu-faggots like you being so flippant and lax about it is exactly why this place went to shit in the first place. When people used to make fucking retarded newfaggot posts, they would get called out for being a retarded newfag so much so that they would make an effort to improve their post quality after lurking some more and learning the rules.

Nowadays some faggot says some dumb shit like that and half of 4chan is like "what's the big deal lol we're all redditors here anyway XD". Nobody lurks anymore they just come here straight from whatever shithole they crawled out of and start parroting the first buzzwords and memes they see. Why do you retardw want 4chan to become even worse than it already has?

>>384216107
So give me some fucking pictures of her so I can decide whether or not shes worth my semen

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>>384210581
while i still believe bayo is bullshit because of shit like that being possible if you make even a single mistake at lower %s (but let's face it all the top tier characters are bullshit in their own way), he was a moron for trying to get over her like that to begin with.
everyone knows her anti-air abilities are insanely good yet he tried to challenge them anyway with that dinky little kick. he should be more mad at himself rather than bayo as a character for trying something so stupid

>>384210176
>kiddo
youre the only one proving the autistic stereotype

>>384214174
Like actually kill yourself, no one will miss you.

>>384215574
Characters getting banned is not something thats Smash exclusive. It's been happening since forever. Akuma back in Super Turbo was banned cause the game literally couldn't handle air fireballs weilded by a human player. Petshop in the Jojo Capcom fighting game was also banned cause he had a 9-1 matchup against every character in the game.

But serioulsy Metaknight should have been banned. He was in his own seperate tier, above a character that had its own seperate tier among the rest of the characters.

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>>384216379
You're a big boy.

>faglarg
>was hated in the smash community for years before the smash invitational
>would always start shit
>would attempt to cheat in tournaments
>was banned from several smaller ones for breaking the equipment in his raeg fits
>pissed off many prominent members in the smash community when he somehow got invited
>now that there's been a spot light on him people outside of the community have been seeing his bullshit finally

Good fucking riddance.

>>384216068
>>384215990
Check out Ghoul02's twitch channel who recorded the whole thing. I don't have specific times, but just watch the whole thing. It's a treat.

>>384215929
Yeah? Do you want me to revise my statement or something?

>>384216426
For you

Why are tr4shfags so immature?

>>384215929
how come only pro fighting game players are okay with timeouts, but it's somehow kind of some illegal maneuver in smash

like in kof, timeouts wins are legit

may not be hype like nicking someone into a maxmode combo and winning by super but it is not frowned upon generally, and sometimes that's the optimal strategy

>>384216535
Cheers, I'll check these out tomorrow.

>>384215554
There's an entire board for discussion of physical sports. If you really wanted a conversation you'd go there. Get your disingenuous bullshit out of here.

>>384214615
you know you can make your account protected so nobody can tag you or reply you unless you accept their follow request. He has 30 days to reactivate it without losing anything

>>384216481
>>would always start shit
>>would attempt to cheat in tournaments
>>was banned from several smaller ones for breaking the equipment in his raeg fits
>>pissed off many prominent members in the smash community when he somehow got invited
Source me up yo. Zero seems like a normal guy who plays to win and will resort to lame tactics to win(who wouldnt when theres thousands on the line though?). I need physical video evidence. Nairo was known to be a bitch and would constantly rage at tourneys but he was like 14-15 then. You can look it up and see video footage off it

>>384216408
The only reason he WASN'T banned was because all the top ranking Brawl players whined and mocked the decision, saying that it was stupid and Melee never had to ban Fox or some shit. They also employed logical fallacy arguments such as slippery slope ("if mk is banned then snake/diddy/ice climbers will be banned next") and whipped the community into a frenzy.

Of course, they all played Metaknight and didn't want to learn another character at all.

>>384216481
>was banned from several smaller ones for breaking the equipment in his raeg fits
He actually did that shit?

Still find it funny Tetra left the PG Stats team because of Bayonetta.

>>384216653
Because if you push someone into the corner in those games, you can then put their back to the wall. To timeout in Smash means 8 minutes of trying to stall. There are matches that go to time that nobody cares about because it's just nature of the MU and both players are defensive. But nobody wants to see a character outright try to push the limits of the ruleset for stalling.

This isn't "Oh I have life lead and there are 20 seconds left."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ukqll54ewcY

>>384214906
That's really the case for half of the E characters, the rest simply aren't great.

>>384216930
>>384216976
None of that happened and it's just shitpost bait

>>384216653
His long are matches in kof? Asking out of ignorance.
In melee at least matches have an 8 minute timer, and it very rarely comes close to running out unless it's a floaty vs floaty match up or if someone is deliberately trying to run out the clock.
I think most people acknowledge running the clock out as a strategy that can be effective, but it's really boring from a spectator's perspective to watch someone run away for almost 10 minutes.

>>384217048
She left for other reasons a while back. She /quit/ this week because of her.

Juddy contemplating quitting is a bigger bad sign

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>>384216561
Anyone that takes videogames that fucking seriously is immature.

>>384217048
who the fuck is Tetra

>>384217165
depends, you can have 5 rounds of 60 counts that are roughly 1.5 seconds in length (i think) each, so 5 * 60 * 1.5 = 7.5 minutes, but a round would usually last between 20-40 of these ticks, so instead it would be 5 * 30 * 1.5 = ~4 minutes per match on average assuming decently skilled players not always running the clock, being optimistic about the pace

i would say 4-5 minute matches are a typical situation

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>TSM in charge of choosing their players

It's really sad though when you throw more of a bitch fit than even leffen, who went out in 9th place.

>>384216653
i think it has to do with the fact that fighting games timeouts are specifically within a round of a match while Smash's timeouts are tied to the match itself, and that the time starts from an 8 minutes. People see smaller numbers and simply expect it, while when people said "player stalled out an 8 minute match" what comes to mind for them is that "this fucker actually stalled out EIGHT entire minutes?" (even though they may have actually fought for 7 and a half minutes and then stall out the last 30 seconds)

>>384210470

How is Lucario that high?

>>384217237
They could both leave for all I care. Did you see her google docs things with her best players for each char and stuff? She put literally who Japanese players who've never ever been out of their region above other players with clear results and stuff. Those guys are super bias towards Japan. If Juddy leaves it will be pretty bad but there has to be more statisticians then them right?

>>384217390
Zelda's alter ego.

>>384217158
Hi Zero, go to bed fatty.

>>384217093
Whoops, wrong match.

Well whatever. They have another set where Zero never approaches after he gets the kill and spends his time platform camping and flying under the stage to burn time (where ADHD can't do anything).

>>384217561
a japanese player named TSU

>>384217561
Pretty sure his stupid gimmick is what makes him "good".

>>384217561
Rage and Aura means Lucario killing as early as 30% with a command grab, fire ball or back air

>>384217503
well anyway, i get your point, just curious why it's so frowned upon

i guess you guys won't have walls n shit because that prevents the knockouts that you look for and probably leads to some weird throw chain or whatever even if it's not doable in smash 4 due to grab invulnerability after a grab

>>384210470
Falcon is top 20 in my heart fuck this list

>>384217390
She was part of the PG crew who did a lot of stats and stuff for smash 4 (sorts together the PGR based on tournaments results and etc.) She quit the team because she was fed up of Bayonetta players being so dominate in the meta and said she couldn't enjoy doing it anymore so she quit. Also got called out by Nairo for being biased towards Japan or something like that and calling Choco "Japanese Nairo."

>>384217862
>quitting an easy as fuck job because some character is winning too much

what kind of retard is she

>>384217709
Because it's way easier to just dash past someone and zoom past. In Melee, it actually is impressive to time someone out because if they get a stray hit it probably converts into a techchase and you can punish dodges/rolls consistently. In Smash 4 you might get a stray hit if you are lucky, so if a player wants to burn time even if you are the better player they can just take several minutes to die since they don't want to even play the game at all. So imagine someone not approaching and running time in KoF so that every round times out. Now imagine they do this and lose because of it. That's what you see a lot in Smash 4 by low-mid and even some high level players. They will straight up run away from you, winning or losing, and just stretch out games for incredibly long periods of time just because the game doesn't allow you to punish it properly.

>>384214743
Lurk more or kill yourself.

>>384214910
>>384215253
Kill yourselves.

>>384211294
Yes, but it's hard as piss.

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>>384217561
Why wouldn't he be

>>384218048
If you didn't understand yet, anyone involved with the FGS in some fashion has a screw loose.

>>384218104
Actually at some %s and positioning you just can't. Smash 4 limits your SDI in some cases. I believe the second one in particular you can't really get out of.

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>>384218145
>FGS
FGC*
I should just fucking go to bed.

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>tfw your bf is a pathetic fatass
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>384218358
>lose a childrens game
>gf decides to sleep with the closest black man as revenge

>>384218358
so are we expecting a divorce or a breakup? There is no way Zero was planning to raise a family playing smash, right?

Zero losing is right up there with KBR taking Fchamps soul in that mvc tourney in terms of satisfaction.

>>384218513
That's his coach which adds insult to injury

>>384218513
>Zero gets cucked in EVO by a blackman
>Wife cucks Zero with a black man

>>384218609
Wasn't Zero the best player for years
Wasn't he undefeated?
Why the fuck does he need a coach

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>>384218609

>coach
>for a children's video game

This world is rotten.

>>384213942
Apparantly. It had to have been during the 3ds days since I only hear about it from other anons. There was another tourney where he beat a Lucario in Grands, but he seemed much calmer about it then.

>>384218747
Hey, at least they're both getting fucked.

>>384218749
Because he has a weak mentality as you can see by his reaction to getting 2nd.

>>384218580
They were literally "engaged" after like 3 months of dating and then broke up for a week. Then they got back together and there's no mention of the engagement lmao....

>>384218749
someone to keep an eye on you and give a second opinion, making calls is always harder in a vaccume

also>>384218892

>>384218972
Lmao Salem does pretty fucking well without coaching.
He's a more confident player I guess.

>>384218934
so hes just a typical teenage retard then? figures.

>>384218934
pretty sure the girl's parents talked some sense into her. Maybe is a region or generation thing but someone living off playing videogames or lives from patreon doesn't sound like someone you'll offer your daughter to

>>384217862
The fact the Salem won at her last tournament just makes it even more funny.

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I can't imagine how salty Scarflard was. His opponent was a dude who actually takes care of his body and was an obvious kino lover going by his BvS hat. It's safe to say he was absolutely SEETHING.

>>384218749
for his wife to be taken care of, kinda like boogie

>>384214309
Shouldn't have played so aggressive in game 5 for no fucking reason at all.

>>384218358
Omfg this is gold.

>>384210470
>Mewtwo is top 10
About fucking time he's good

>>384219357
LMAO /tv/

>>384210470
Gee... I sure hope SFV Ryu is also on tier A

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>>384210787
Are Chilleans bigger faggots than Peruvians?

>>384218358
fucking lol

>>384209204
>running away and trying to beat the clock
Wow what a fucking dickhead

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>>384215804
> hitting the other team with a double perfect before your partner even has half a chain made
>tfw you actually called it

>>384218358
source for the pic. I wanna see the original comments

>>384207114
r/iamverybadass

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ZeRO's:
>career
BLACKED
>gf
BLACKED
>twitter
BLACKED
>future
BLACKED

HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER?

>>384220212
i am tho come see me ft999999 in home alone for snes

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>>384209265
Dat look...

>>384208045
Why did he have razor blade on him?

Was Mewtwo always a good character pre-patch and people were just neglecting him or was he actually bad because I remember seeing him like bottom five in some tier lists.

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>>384220318
christ

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>>384212419
It is almost like Smash has always been and always will be no more than a party game that some people take far too seriously. Really gets the ole noodle going.

Hopefully he retires after this L. I don't want to see Diddy Throw Bros anymore.