What warning would you give to past /v/ anons if you were allowed

Console wars are going to get even worse.

the cake is a lie xdd

Stop playing games and focus on your studies.

spikeman comes

>>384201625
>Tell everyone to never buy Horse Armor

Leave now save yourself from this shithole.

>>384201625
Don't let politics ever get a foothold on 4chan, it'll ruin the entire site.

>>384201625
memes will be a powerful tool in the future, use them only for shitposts and absolutely DO NOT allow normies to see them

Get out. Now. While you can.

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>>384201625
Buy Bitcoins and stay away from Dark Souls 2 and Fallout 4.

spikeman is goood!

>>384201625
Things change and life is at best bittersweet.

>>384201625
You will still be here 14 years later and you will still be miserable

>Don't pay for online multiplayer
>Don't buy DLC
>Don't use a smartphone
>Do not trust Konami

Be sure to report off-topic threads

I'd warn them about 9/11

Bully smash fags non-stop to the point of suicide, MLP of the gaming world

>>384204656
kek

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>>384204656

>Warning yourself about 9/11
>In 2003, at the earliest

You know how I know you're not an American?

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>>384201625
Cyber feminists are going to alter your games if you don't stop them. Gaming companies are going to sell unfinished games and charge DLC for the price of a full game.

Gaming journalism is shit anyways, do not attempt to resuscitate it in the future
Seriously, please don't

>>384202883
This

>>384207542
Pretty much this.

We might have had the power to stop DLC, but we didn't even try.

>>384201625
Don't buy halo 4, battlefield 3, and fallout 4. You're welcome for $180

>>384201625
Find a way to Kill EA, Activision, Ubisoft and Blizzard as fast as possible before they grow too large to fall. These four tumors have been a Scourge to gaming for years to come , also keep THQ alive by any means necessary.

be wary of trap

Stop asking for Smash Bros, Sakurai doesn't want to make it

>>384201625
For the love of god you niggers keep THQ alive, probably the greatest publisher to ever exist that actually let it's companies make games, and it would also keep many of them from being bought by EA only to die later on like Pandemic studios.

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>>384207705
Game journalist detected

>>384208747
The cons of GG far, far, far, FAR outweighed the pros. If you're seriously denying that I have to assume you washed up here with the rest of the GG flood

>>384209635

GG only got worse because of actual nazi's joining it and the SJW's just keep pretending they were getting harassed when it was proven there's too many ties

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>>384207870
>Implying normies wouldn't have bought Call of Duty Tactical Underwear pack for $9.99
Face it, even if everyone on /v/ never bought a DLC, it would still exist.

>>384210154
Alright so thank you for proving me right
The problem with GG was the flood of newbie traffic it brought to the site. Obviously the 2016 election had even more of an effect but I don't even know if that would have played out the way it did (around here, at least) if it weren't for GG

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Ignore reviews.

She doesnt love you

Skip Diablo 3
Skip Destiny
Spend that time with your dog

>>384210154

>actual nazis

>>384204125
That's probably the most solid one I read. nobody would listen until ds2 came out so they would still have a chance on bitcoin.

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>>384201625
tell them they have to kill the entire BBT cast and the viacom ceo
there i fix this timeline

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>>384202883
>>384207826
did you know how racist this place was 13 years ago?

Create a thread saying I should spend the last few years of my mother's life by her side instead of being on 4chan all day every day and hope that my past self reads it

For the love of god don't play Deus Ex Invisible War, no matter how tempting it may seem.

>>384208403
wouldn't grim dawn cease to exist if thq was still kicking? i'd be okay with another titan quest or something but that'd definitely be a downgrade.

>>384212375
Unless you count saying "nigger" as a sign of genuine, sincere racism, it was nowhere near what it's like today.

Everything involving hard work is a lie.

Invest all our excess cash in bitcoin when it appears in 2009 and then sell it off in 2016 and retire.

>>384201625
Don't get invested in the following franchises
>Half-Life
>Elder Scrolls
>Halo
>Paper Mario
They all end in heartbreak

>>384202883
people thought us saying nigga was an opening of actual racist floodgates

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>>384212514
you sound like a thin skinned faggot

>>384213186
he's right

Buy bitcoins

>>384213278

And you sound like a nigger.

>>384213186
You sound like you don't know what you're talking about, and the more you talk the more obvious it becomes

>>384211970

He means when actual racists joined it to shit on female and minorities when that wasn't the reason

>>384212375
You clearly weren't here.

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Turn your life around now, even if you think it isn't worth it

and if by any chance your mother calls, pick up

>>384201625
You're still a kid, you still have a chance, learn how to study, learn how to put in hard work and for gods sake actually talk to your psychologist, you can still be anything

Keiji Inafune is a Fucking hack, he didn't actually make Megaman

>>384213865
>things that didn't happen

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Years from now, a woman named "Anita Sarkeesian" will attempt to derail the industry into a massive shitshow about gender issues.

IGNORE HER. Don't talk about her, don't give her '''''''arguments'''''' oxygen, don't insult her, don't send her emails or tweets calling her a faggot, just pretend she doesn't exist, for all our sakes.

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>Diablo 3 will leave a permanent wound in whatever child-like optimism you still have
>you won't give two shits about final fantasy anymore
>the political 'right' are not the ones you needed to be worried about

Never saw this shit coming. Couldn't even conceive of it at the time.

>>384201625
tumblrs gonna come here and stick around
sorry

>>384215285
Or better yet figure out a way to sell her into slavery along with Quinn before they can ever do anything.

>>384215285
/v/ would find some other celeb to obsess over. Fags on this site can't live without knowing every detail of the lives of people they don't like.

>>384213186
Its amazing how newfag /pol/tards can only post shit like this when called out on ruining the site

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>>384201625
I would try to tell them to not go into retarded activism

>>384217775

>Implying it would be relevant at any other time

lol

>>384217309
Nah, just get Anita to settle down with a family man. You can bet your sweet ass she would've been too busy being a mother to bother with her scam.

>>384218289
Its funny because you're implying sjws come here to do their shit while threads like this one >>>384216209 are made by /pol/tards just to shitpost and drag the board down even more, but really, keep moving the goal posts, that is the national sport you newfags love

>>384218883

Is easy to get past so-called /pol/-tards.

Make good thread.

Ignore bad thread.

>>384218883
>sjws come here to do their shit

They're a bit more subtle. You won't notice them until someone posts a cute girl.

>>384219536
I don't think thats sjws so much as honest to god normalfags who were attracted to 4chan by pic related >>384217885 and I honestly don't know what is worse, sjw with a pole up their asses or a normalfag trying to change the site into normalfag central

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>>384218393
If that was going to work it would have happened without outside help. Quinn would be impossible to sell.

>>384201625
Play now. You won't have time when you have kids.