Why does she keep getting kidnapped? Shouldn't she have

Because Miyamoto is a fucking hack

>>384201345
The kidnapping thing is just a ruse. She's fucking Bowser every time he 'kidnaps' her. Mario's just a cuck who hasn't realized it, after all these years.

We all know Bowser Jr. is her kid.

>>384202006
How turned on are you right now?

Why is /v/ so obsessed with cuckoldry?

File: 1482119576798.png (186KB, 486x750px) Image search: [Google]

186KB, 486x750px

>Bowser will never kidnap you

>>384201345
is there more?

File: 158.png (11KB, 447x378px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 447x378px

>>384201345
>tfw cucked by a fat manlet plumber for 30 years straight despite being a giant dragon turtle king

Why is there no porn of mario cucking bowser? I mean it's literally canon.

File: 47802575_p13_master1200.jpg (279KB, 600x884px) Image search: [Google]

279KB, 600x884px

>>384202006
It is double cucking, Mario Fucks Peach when she is free, Bowser kindaps her and then fucks her while mArio is going though the worlds, it is all about the domination, Bowser gets off on humiating Mario and proving his dominance by taking Peach by force, but Mario gets off by the aderenaline and taking down Bowser, Peach on the other hand is a submissive, she CAN be active as shown regularly, but she actually enjoys being in "helpless" situations, and does the token escape attempts just to make sure she really is.

But the fact that Peach is the head of state and Mario don't want to make it official before he found someone for Luigi (Whose self esteem issues are quite obvious) means they can't openly state they have sex before marriage, hence the "Cakes".

Basically both Bowser and Mario are Bulls who get off on the competition, Peach is a Sub, Mario is downplaying his shit so Luigi doesn't flip out or try to fuck Peach on the occaisons he tags along.

Mario and Pauline fell through because the Donkey Kong incident was what made Mario realize his fetish and Pauline wasn't up to supporting it.

But that's just a theory, A GAME THEORY:
Next up: ARE COPPER AND BOOKER GAY LOVERS?!

File: 1499962934532.gif (1MB, 392x400px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 392x400px

>>384201345
>le peach has le sex with bauser xd
lets all post mario parodies where mario says f*ck you and peach is a slut xDDDD