How do you defend this? "Woops, you're not supposed

>>384111971
Whomp is a delusional schizo. Just because he's made of concrete doesn't mean every piece of concrete is sentient.

It's the same deal as those fags who get upset over eating meat, like you share a special bond with a fish just because you're both fleshy.

>>384111971
What the fuck I hate mario now

>>384111971
>taking a giant pissed off piece of concrete seriously

>>384111971
so your saying that a character from a painting given a twisted sense of cognizance from a magical star for the sole purpose of defending said star from a plumber said something to justify his aggression towards said plumber and you believe this has wider implications on the mario universe as a whole?

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>>384111971
>violent revolt by inferior races
>mario executes them and moves on

>>384111971
I think he's saying that Whomps are the ones who just make these things FOR the people and is angry that his people don't get the respect they deserve, not that everything made of concrete is Whomps and they should be treated with respect.

>>384111971
Why can't they just give the whomps their own ethnostate in one of the parallel universes?

>>384111971
because he is a fucking idiot. It is like if a human seen a Gorilla in a cage and got upset because they think that is his brother

>>384111971

Bullshit

This world is literally the only time we see you guys, and your acting like you've been all over the mushroom kingdom

All you built was your own fortress

>>384111971
"You were made to be trod upon. Now prostrate thyself before me, worm."

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>>384112421
Deletethis

urgh-ourough

>>384112432
He was just trying to escape the tyranny of the Mushroom Kingdom, but the government just had to tred on him.

>>384112604
>mushroom kingdom tyranny
>when even koopas and goombas build towns to get away from Bowser's bullshit when no toads join the Koopa Troop

>>384112751
Think of Bowser like Hitler for the German Koopa

WE WUZ BRIKKS N SHIET
MS KKKDOM IS PUTTING US DOWN

>>384112751
wouldn't you be mad if a big nosed, curly haired douchebag ran around your home that you helped build taking every gold coin they could find and then stepped all over you?

>>384112930
shieeeet

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>>384112751
everyone Bowser controls hates him except Kammy, his son, and the Koopalings. Everyone betrays him at the drop of a hat; nobody tolerates Bowser's bullshit, he is just a bully

>>384112357
they still want houses, castles and roads, anon

>>384112298
How the fuck is a block of stone supposed to build roads and houses. He can barely walk around. He can't even feed himself with those hands.

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>>384111971
>bitches about humies walking all over bricks
>literally lives on top of a brick tower
explain THIS

>>384113205
I imagine he just does that stupid bodyslam everytime he goes to eat

>>384113205
An important part of modern construction is leveling, done on various scales from impact hammering to steam rolling. If there's room for earth, aggregate, or concrete to spread that means there's space for the construction to collapse, water to pool, the mortar to break, and for force to tear apart.

>>384113205
They flatten things with their body slams, ez pz.
Also some can float of course.
Just don't think too hard about how Mario characters do things with their anatomies.

>>384111971
>"Woops, you're not supposed to be sentient"?

Isn't that the obvious defence? Sure.

>>384111971
>Eat a pig
>Not cannibalissm
>Use a non-sapient rock to build your house
>Dude that's like using us to build your homes man

Whomp is a dip

>>384111971
>Whomp is literally standing on concrete at that very moment

>>384111971
I can hear the music

>>384111971
>Brought to life just to fall over and over again for other's uses. Also the only way it can defend itself
>Short, stubby hands and only feet limits mobility
>Unlike Bob-ombs - sentient bombs they don't respawn after breaking

Whomp has every right to be fucking pissed. Imagine living like that.

>>384114909
>Eat a pig
>Be condemned to eternal hell
holy shit you goyim