Young Kratos would probably abuse his son while shooting up heroin.

>>384106130
Heroin didn't exist in ancient greece anon

>>384106280
poppy flowers did

>>384106130
Well, young Kratos was a big fan of child murder until a wacky misunderstanding got him to kill his own daughter, which in turn led to his rampage that nearly destroyed the whole world while he tried to convince everyone that it was everyone's fault but his. So, the bar isn't very high on being a better parent than young Kratos. As long as old Kratos doesn't murder his child, he's gold.

>>384106389
He probably accidentally kills his child. This will be the tear-jerking ending to the game. Watch. Screenshot this.

Old Kratos looks like a great stepdad that will take care of his wife's niglet son.

>>384106463
no, screenshot this

>>384106389
All of what you just said sums up why the new game makes no fucking sense.No one as insane as Kratos can become what he is now, nor should he, cuz its fucking boring.

>>384107765
AYY IT'S YUNG KRATOS UP IN DIS BISH

>>384107368

He's still insane, he's just teaching his son to be just as mad as he is.

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>>384107993
maybe he's getting his son nice & lean so he tastes better

>>384106130
Isn't the new GoW set in Scandinavia? So that means his kid is half Swedish or something?

O L I V E D

Can't wait for Kratos to fuck with Odin.

Of course SJW Sony would have a game where one of their most iconic characters becomes stripped off what made them cool so they can raise their wife's son.

>>384106130
Nu-Kratos and his cuck beard weird me out.

>>384108823
Kratos was never cool. The GoW series had many qualities, but a good main character wasn't one of them.

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>>384106463
>>384107492
>>384106992

>He gets tricked in to killing his child at the end of the game
>He grits his teeth as the screen fades to black and this plays and the credits roll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLEBtvOhGnM

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Yeah, no.

>>384106130
Sons going to either die or get abducted within the first hour of the game. Calling it now.

>>384106280
Says you

>>384110850
Because they have more testosterone. Those with slightly high level of testosterone develop thick facial hair at an early age.

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>>384106463
His son will encounter an enemy much too powerful for him to handle.

His son discovers his powers of godliness.

His son doesn't know how to use it.

He loses his arm

He loses an eye

Eventually, all that's left is a Kratos Jr. Torso with no eyes, legs or arms.

He can still talk though.

GAME OF THE YEAR 2018

>>384111440
Nope. FSH determines how much body/facial hair you have, not Test, which is why you can be on shit tonnes of gear and still not grow a beard.
Your free and total test can be through the roof, but if your DHT (and in turn FSH) is low, you might not be able to grow a beard

Sony's new business plan: make every game look like a naughty dog game

>>384110850

Oh no, It is a "correlation isn't causation" episode again.

>>384111875
Wish I had lower FSH. I fucking started growing facial hair and having to shave before most of my classmates and my beard grows out really quickly. It's annoying.

>>384106130
>He probably cares for his son without a female in his life. Instead of chasing women, he cares for his son & teaches him how to hunt. He is truly a fantastic Dad.

Literal cuck

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>>384110850
>bearded men lie, steal and cheat more often
>most muslims have beards

>>384112112

At least you grow a beard, I grow enough facial hair to need shaving every 3 days, but not enough to look good.

>>384113763
literally a cuck station

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>>384113763
>>384113974
>seething

>>384106130
So you are saying Old Kratos is a nu male. We already knew, cuck.

>>384113763
It's like what Dave Lang said - every game they showed was third person, camera slightly tilted over the left side.

>>384107765
>fat autist crying about degeneracy

>>384113382
>when the kid is young
"My son! My son!"
>When the kid is older and not cute anymore
"Your son! your son!"
Daddy syndrome is funny because they pretty much ignore women (in TLoU they kill the potential romance so they can have Man-Daughterfu

>>384114563
nigger.

Why not just make a new character and a new series instead of changing kratos into an actual character?

>>384114072
You laugh, but he just made 150k at a splatoon tourney in south korea

>>384113640
So do the Jews.

>>384106130
Dad of War sure looked edgy in his youth

>>384106130

Correction. It's his wife's son.

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>>384113763
>The Xbox Exclusive Experience

>>384113763
Good games

>>384106130
Someone post the video with combat comparison.

>>384106130
He is good father and husband though.

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>>384113763
fuck, I noticed this too
the combat isnt even crazy as it was back in the older games
where you can fuck up an entire arena of cunts and tittied bird women
now you have the ''dark souls'' approach of lock on to one guy and mash till dead, maybe throw the axe here and there

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>>384110646

I bet Kratos is feminist now.

Fuck this shit

>>384106130
>a genocidal mass murdering completely insane psychopath
>he a good guy, he din do nuffin

i fucking hate this shit
fuck kratos, one of the most evil bastards in any game ever made, hope he get a fucking axe to the face in first 10 minutes and we play as the kid

>>384107765
alright anon post the namee

>>384106130
Nu-Kratos looks dead inside.

>>384106280

>Source: my ass

>>384106130
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
I'LL NEVER LET YOU HURT MY WIFE'S SON!!

>>384110850
But Eddie Guerrero only had moustach

>>384121956
He is, he kill everything that made him happy

>>384110850
so wait all those numales are liars cheaters and thieves?

>>384114072
>b-but nintendo
lmao stay mad sonykek

>>384122794
nu-males use hair growth creams dummy.

Face it, it's just another 'bearded man protects small girl' situation. It has become a trope and I'm sick of it.
It's a lazy short cut.

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>>384122194

I mean I like the idea of this grizzled murderer guy trying to change and be a good father and trying to re-adapt to being normal in a world where he really can't, but Kratos just does not seem like the best fit for that kind of character.
Like, the man so angry he tore through hell multiple times and killed most of the gods doesn't really sound like the kind of guy that would be able to readjust back to polite society

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>>384106280
How do you know?
Were you there?

>>384113640
>>384115717

This really deactivates my almond.

>>384124128
Does he live on a steady diet of steroids?

>>384106130
implying it's his son

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>>384106130

>Nu-male beard and non-threatening facial expressions

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>>384106130
Why does he look like Louis CK with a longer beard?

>>384106463
>>384111543
Now, it'd be awesome if everything we knew about the game so far was just some sort of bait and Kratos does end up with the boy dead like 1 hour into the game, only to become FUCKING PISSED and suddenly the game becomes what people actually think about when they hear the name of the franchise.

>>384125415
Some faggots already asked the devs, they said its his biological son.
Unless once the game comes out they'll do a switch like the faggots they are.

God of war is a shit series anyway.

>>384119381
Watching this webm gave me a mixture of shame, embarrassment, a sinking feeling in my stomach, and an urge to laugh all at once.

>>384106280
There were still lots of other opiates in that time

>>384125537
every nu-male ive seen in a relationship is either dealing with an emotional trainwreck who has atleast one kid by a "diverse" dad. Or they are in an open poly relationship thing and just waiting to die

>>384125587
nose, brow, eyes and ears are completely different. You're just blind

Just post your top five favorite God of War bosses.

1) Hades
2) Sisters of Fate
3) Hydra
4) Poseidon
5) Hecatonchires

>>384122794
What do you call hiding your effeminate self behind superficial symbols of masculinity?

It's cute that they're trying to add depth to a character who has always pretty much a one dimensional power fantasy for would be school shooters.

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This is like his 300th son and the only one he hasn't killed yet lol

>>384126249
>dealing with an emotional trainwreck

explain.

>>384106130
>>384106130
>Left is angry man, permamently looking pissed like some kid who wants his toy, rougher and sharper features, douchebag goatee works
>right is dead inside man, no flame of rage, really looks softer, beard is not like douchebag goatee but beard of sorrow
I prefer left.

None of you would say that shit in his face. Who's the real numale?

>>384106130
>Instead of chasing women, he cares for his son & teaches him how to hunt

Hunt poon.

>Wife & daughter already dead
>Suddenly son out of nowhere

GOD OF C U C K

>>384123806
So they ARE liars, cheaters, and thieves.

>>384129260
There's this thing. It's called a woman.

It's awful.

Tears and menstruation everywhere.

>>384130074
I truly don't understand this """"""meme""""""

Didn't Kratos fuck a bunch of semi-divine sluts back when he was a god?

There's prolly a bunch of Kratos' bastards running around

>>384130543
Exactly. But he killed them all except the one with autism.

>>384110850
>YOU LIE STEAL CHEAT AND KILL A REAL BAD GUY
>YOUR DADDY IS A WINO AND YOUR MOMMYS QUITE INSANE
>FROM ALTAR BOY TO SEWER R-R-RAT'CHA DONT GIVE A DAMN

>>384106389
This. Kratos has always been the villain.

>>384125812
I genuinely thought that would be the direction they'd take after the first trailer and it's massive blowback.

But after the latest trailer that improbable dream's been crushed.

>>384119381
>the combat isnt even crazy as it was back in the older games
Fuck off retard God of War was never cuhrayzee it was an action game filled with mash square to blame Zeus.

>>384132404
I think he means it was more of a spectacle fighter.
Nobody in their right mind would think it was mechanically on par with DMC or NG etc.
People liked it for the over-the-top spectacle violence, which is now completely lost.

>>384130543
>Level where your son has to face off with every other bastard son to prove he's the true heir
IT'S NOT OVER YET, BROTHER

>>384106130
>Kratos isn't a family man
>the death of his family is what set him off on destroying the world