Holy shit I already see the problem with Splatfests. >Marina

>>384105878
>attractive things are more popular
STOP THE PRESSES

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The most popular thing will attract the most shitters. The overwhelming amount of shitters will hinder how many of them actually get to fight against the other team instead of themselves.

Cake only lost by 2% in solo games despite being vastly outnumbered.

Illusion of choice. Nintendo already picked the winners.

>>384106239
this
cakes almost actually pulled it off

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Did you not play Splatoon 1?
There were always people commenting that the sister they preferred took a side they didn't. Some would stick with the sister, but more often I saw people say they'd "betrayed" her for the thing they supported.

Also Pearl won in Japan. The very first Splatfest proved you wrong.

>>384106239
Pearl will never win a single one, just because marina is better looking

>>384106239
Any excuse with these cakefags

Ice Cream is more popular that Cake. I get the feeling people mostly voted for the splatfest more than they did the characters.

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>>384106432
except she already won

>>384106432
Pearl already won the japanese splatfest fucking idiot

>>384106432
lol
>>384106415

>>384106432
she won the japanese splatfest

the only way to prove whether or not people are voting with their dick in the US is to give pearl the obvious popular side in something

>>384106432
Not true, Marie was better looking than Callie but Marie still lost some splatfests.

>>384106531
japanese ppl like white ppl and americans like black

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I demand a petition to redesign Pearl completely

>>384106239
did any cakes get mirror matches against other cakes?

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>>384106579

>>384106620
>Marie
>better looking than Callie

lmao

>>384106579
I'll say it every time. This is a wasted joke. Flip the toxic waste and clean oceans.

toxic waste would still win popularity

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>>384106620
>some splatfest
Calle won 9 vs marie measly 7.

>marie is more attractive
Looks like she has downs.

>>384106639

Going to be mad if that happens and Email Nintendo to change her back.

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>A whole new audience for Splat2n
>Every mistake from the past is coming back, like the assumption that popularity wins splatfests and that inking walls wins counts as territory
If the popularity thing becomes an issue again, which seeing that it was 2% margin I doubt it, you can bet your ass that they'll reinstate the change the added in the original Splatoon to make popularity a litteral nonfactor again.

>>384106639
as a marina fan i would support this

>Giving a shit about chinks Splatfest

Dumb gooks always have shit taste Ice cream vs Cake is the OFFICIAL First Splat fest anyway who disagrees is a weebcuck

>>384105878
/v/ is not the only place that plays Splatoon.
Also Pearl/Hime is MUCH MUCH more popular in Japan.

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>>384106751
and Marie won the one that mattered, just like Pearl will

>>384105878
Are there any more betas?

>>384106531
>Japan has better tastes
Who would had known!

>>384105878
I don't have a switch yet, how's the new scoring work?

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I don't understand. I thought most of /v/ were racists who hate black people. Why are you all tolerating Marina?

>>384105878
both of them are fucking disgusting

>>384106239
This. Mariumphs are on suicide watch

>>384106830
Except the entire point of "Less popular team wins the Splatfest" was based around the fact that win % got multiplied by an insane 6 times over. With this new format having the popularity vote already puts you at a huge advantage.

>>384106732
Except as shown multiple times in the thread it isn't working out that way.

I figured the pic was more a joke about their personalities combined with Pearl looking like a gremlin. She just seems like a bitch with a nasty attitude who would say she loves toxic waste as a shitty joke.

>>384107053
You're in a thread of people who actually play videogames. If you want a /pol/ thread, you can always make another Night in the Woods shitpost or something.

>>384106978
actually no. it means that everyone had shit taste for pickign a girl based on her looks since if callie had more splatfest wins it means she has the superior overall quality, rather than purely looks.

also i dont remember, but wasn't it extremely close? like 48-52% or 49-51%?

I actually didnt play Splat 1 so my opinion is shit

>>384107053
Cowtitsfags are playing Splatoon because it's free. Once the game is no longer free the only ones who will play it will be based lolibros.

>>384107079
It wasn't originally 6 times though. They increased it to that like halfway through. He's saying they could do the same w/ Splatoon2.

>>384107053
/vpol/ is only awake during the day

>>384107050
Popularity votes aka the team you choose,Solo Que Wins,Team Que wins

>>384107053
Marina is simply the better design when it comes to an attractive interpretation of the female popstar. Only racists and people who want to fit in will actually say her race is the #1 factor.

>>384107050
popularity percent + solo queue wins percent + queing up as a premade team wins percent

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>>384107053
>Delicious brown =/= Negro
>Squid =/= "people"
>Also no "black" features on her
Yikes! Why even bring that up unless you had a political motive!? That isn't very good for the topic of the thread, isn't it?

>>384106239
>Cake only lost by 2% in solo games despite being vastly outnumbered.
Being outnumbered has nothing to do with anything when it comes to wins. The only matches that count are 4 Cakes vs 4 Creams. The thousands of Creams sitting impudently on the sidelines mean nothing.

>>384106239
>cakefags still making excuses

>>384106531
Japan doesn't hate tiny, ugly creatures the way we do.

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>>384107169
Marie: 54% Popularity, 51% Wins
Callie: 46% Popularity, 49% Wins
We were superior in every way

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>>384106639
But she's so cute. I don't get you people.

>>384106690
>>384106620
At least it wasn't a complete and total disparity like it is with Pearl and Marina. Callie was obviously hotter, but not to the point that I could never even consider voting for Marie's team, if it had the better option.

Anyone in here who didn't play Splatoon 1? What did you think of the Splatfest and the game overall?

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>yfw not a cakefag

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So who won EU/AU-fest?

>>384107439
Marie and Callie were both pretty crap designs. I play Splatoon for the sexy squid children, those girls looked more like teenager squids.

>>384107552
Mightbcool tbqh

The only reason I skipped on the first one since I had no idea about the story mode

>>384107586
ice cream

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>>384107464
I really don't see what's so hard to get.

>>384107552
Me. Getting used to the motion controls is taking some time, but I had a lot of fun.

>>384107053
I legitimately thought Marina's team was going to have trouble winning the popularity due to people not wanting to join the black girl's team, but that fear was utterly proven unfounded.

>>384107589
I will blame you with anger of great intensity from now on every time I'm called a pedo for liking Splatoon.

>>384106239
like moths to a flame

>>384107726
>2017
>not being attracted to lolis

>>384105878
I think they made a mistake giving her ice-cream. Who the fuck chooses cake?

>>384107315
>Squid =/= "people"
Um, racist much? Squids have just as many rights as you and me! And besides, Marina is an Octarian! What, you think all cephalopods are the same?

PEARL ZONE HENTAI WHEN???

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>>384107796
>That even being ironically funny

>>384107552
Me. Think its going to be the most fun game of the year for me. Genuinely excited to play it

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>>384106620
>Marie was better looking than Callie

>>384106239
>despite being vastly outnumbered.
In past experiences, that more often than not tends to give the smaller number the advantage. Especially when the scores got adjusted to favor who won way more than who voted, the popular one almost always lost due to the weight the good players had having much less significant an impact.

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>>384107824

>>384107464
>preferring an ugly gremlin over octopussy

>>384107726
You shouldn't blame him, you should blame Nintendo for making a game about 13 year olds in skin-tight short shorts.

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>>384107824
this, it would have made more sense for it to have been icecream vs popsicles, I still would have gone icecream though
>>384107851
I want Pearl to sit on me

>>384107851
Fairly sure ZONE's twitter said Pearl>Marina, so SOON.

>>384107843
I want to bully you under the covers

>>384106239
>The one with the most votes won

>>384106531
The one with the most votes won


I don't think this should be a factor, desu

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>>384107851
>>384107937

>>384107926
fuk,

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>>384107439
One of my deepest regrets in life is missing this Splatfest. I wouldn't have been able to turn the tide, but I still could have fought.

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>>384107665
Why would you want to completely redesign such a cutie? I can understand some minor tweaks to her character model, but a complete overhaul?

>>384107901
Her greminly aspects are part of her appeal, yeah.

>>384108105
I've never been so happy to see Zone upset.

>>384106432
>>384105878
Hahaha waifufags are such retards.

>>384108105
Is this real?

How the fuck did he expect her to win in the US? SHe looks so bad ingame

>>384108134
>turns and squints
Wait a moment, what if we give pearl glasses?

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>>384107464
That's just it, she is super cute but only in the fanart. Her actual in-game appearance I feel doesn't quite match the look they tried to design her with.

She looks too much like a gremlin and not like the "spoiled princess loli" type she's clearly designed after.

>>384108218
splatfests were always waifu wars, it is you who are the retard, I say this as someone that played the first game from day one
>>384108312
my dick would fucking explode

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>>384108105
>Complains about teenagers picking the titty monster.
>Is an adult picking the character that looks like a loli.

>>384108202
I'm a bad person but when i saw he was butthurt it made me genuinely smile.

>>384106639
It's the tiny mongoloid eyebrows that do it.

>>384108414
>playing splatoon and not liking lolis
Please go away.

>>384108105
>is upset because people prefer the character that actually looks like a teen and not the little kid

Damn

>>384107382
Except >>>/weg/ proves the exact opposite. The Western audience loves goblins.

>>384108414
DFCfags are easily irritable.

>>384108414
I will give Zone the benefit of the doubt on this one. It is physically impossible for anyone to be aroused by Pearl, which means Zone just liked her for her "gangsta" personality.

>>384108559
That's a subset of a subset of a subset, and absolutely not indicative of western culture on the whole.

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>>384108538
>sympathizing with octarians

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>>384108341
I prefer the fanart that doesn't overly prettify her desu. I only mentioned the minor tweak thing because I know it's what other people want.

Maybe I should just admit I'm the one with weird tastes.

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>>384108510
At no point did I mention my own personal opinion on lolis.

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>>384106531
>>384106239
Marina confirmed for having best operators no matter what part of the globe she's representing.

What the fuck happened with the Europoors?

Remove Pearls Bucktooth
Fix her forehead
change her eyebrows color

I just made her less shit

>>384108578
Or, he's a degenerate who draws porn of his daughter and faps to it, but doesn't release it for everyone else to enjoy.

He sounds like a real faggot who should be ignored.

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>>384108659
>a subset of a
I dunno, mang. Seems pretty straightforward to me: when a western dev designs a porn game, he prefers a tiny, hideous goblin like this.

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>>384108105
>makes fun of people liking marina
>marina totally destroys Pearl in the US
>*Guys p-please dont make fun of me! Lets be friends ok?*

I had no idea that zone was such a cuck

>>384107053
Fuck off kuro

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B-but I picked ice cream simply because cake frosting literally makes me puke.

>>384105878
I WILL FIGHT FOR PEARL

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>>384108789
Can't change the bucktooth, it's the hint that she's a mimic octopus.

>>384108852
I didn't know Zone was shadman

Am I a half traitor if my favorite flavors of ice cream are based on cake?

>>384108737
Yes you did. You're bitching about the guy liking loli.

>>384108958
He is, he just hides his shame as opposed to embracing it like Shad does.

>>384107724
You americans are really, really retarded desu. You have such an irrational fear to racism it'slike you live under the watch of big brother.

>>384108578
I actually want to like her for her gangsta personality. Marina seems not very distinct or interesting as a personality. Pearl is just so damn ugly though, holy shit. They didn't just go with loli, they went with the traits of a toddler. Like flat out baby face, right down to the teeth.

Marina did win me over a little personality wise with her joke at the results of the splatfest.

>>384109023
>like you live under the watch of big brother
Worse: Liberals.

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>>384109056
Marina tries too hard to act like marie, fuck her

>>384107071
A win is a win fsggot.

>>384108948
Holy shit is this Splatsouls ?Where is the the lore behind the buckteeth and why do only Octolings have them ?

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Post cake fag annihilation

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>>384109014
Silly anon, I like both lolis and cow tits.

>>384107724
Just because you and everyone you know are racist doesn't mean we all are.

As a Marinafag I have to say Pearl really isn't that bad. When I finally managed to tear my eyes away from Marina's perfect everything, I realized Pearl makes really cute faces and has silly animations. She might look iffy in still shots but she's perfectly fine in motion, I just wish they would change her teeth color or something because her teeth look like gums in regular lighting.
>>384107724
You're really stupid, most people are free from the /pol/ mindset.

>>384108105
Fuck waifushitters, cake is shit tier

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>>384109179
Cow tits on Loli

>>384107053
because in terms of attractiveness
smooth, milk chocolate brown skin >>>> typical black skin tone and features

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>had to work so I missed Splatfest
So tell me what your experience was like. Any memorable wins? Losses? Funny moments?

>>384109214
>most people are free from the /pol/ mindset.
Trump is president.

>>384107586
24-76 popularity
49-51 team
53-47 solo
1-2 to ice cream

>>384109142
It's literally the reverse of what inklings have which is the fang being on the bottom jaw. The "heroes and villains" in this universe truly are opposites in every way.

>>384109237
Oppai Loli is a thing, but I prefer shortstacks.
>>384109284
Most people playing Splatoon*. I wonder if the majority of Trump voters can even spell "Nintendo".

>>384109298
Wow, it's amazing that the EU/AU results were exactly the same as the US results!

>>384109269
Friendly banter has dissolved into full blown shit flinging and race baiting , and thanks to summer, newfags keep responding. I'm really starting to hate this place.

>>384109142
We know nothing. Why Pearl is the only Inkling with teeth like that is unknown beyond my assumption, and even then Marina's the only octoling we've seen the teeth of.

>>384109269
Newbies don't believe in Squid Partying and using Splashdown during a squid jump is the hypest shit in the series.

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>>384109368
>Shortstacks
MIEN NEGER!

>>384108948
>>384109142
What? You guys are making shit up. Inklings have the weird teeth because it's based off of a squids beak. The desigers literally just took a squid beak, which is kind of just a sphincter, and morphed it to look like a human jaw. I don't have any idea what Octopus beaks look like, but I guess they must be similar to squids if Marina has the same kind of teeth as Pearl and all other inklings.

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>>384107586
Here are the results.

>>384109498
>Not posting the full sized pic

>>384105878
>making choices based on which girl you like
It's like being a beta orbiter is ingrained in some men's souls.

>>384106239

>cakefags being this gay

it's much harder for the popular party to win due to mirror match scremation, if anything the fact that we won DESPITE being flooded by useless shitters proves our superiority, get fucked in 4 hours I've come across cake fags only 4 times and they got smoked all the single time with 70% turf rate lmao

>>384109406
Pearl will be the first Octarian and Inkling hybrid

>>384109629
>Marinafags have so many solo players but Pearlfags have true solidarity and teamwork

>>384109629
What the fuck are those numbers?

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>Mfw I refuse to buy this game because Marina will win everything by default
Feels good to skip this rigged shit

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>>384109816
>species mixing
don't fucking do this
>>384109834
a team is only as strong as each individual link

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>>384109545
>all other inklings
All other inklings have teeth like pic related. Only Pearl and Marina are diffrent, and one of them's an Octoling

>>384109898
You do realize this game isn't just Splatfests right?

>>384109898
> Playing only for the Splatfests
You will be missed, but only briefly.

Pearl grew on me after I heard her rapping in their theme, shit's on fire, yo.

>>384109898
>Not buying the game or system because it will have paid online eventually.

A shame, I loved Splatoon 1 too.

>>384107347
was this confirmed that Cream vs Cream didnt count? That does not seem to be fair to them really but at the same time it would allow them significantly more wins. if it did count. I can't seem to find anything on the topic.

>not picking which thing you actually like instead of which waifu is your favorite

>>384106239
Great, so I guess Marina will always have at least 1/3 because she'll always win the votes because retards can't separate their shit taste in girls from the actual topics of the splatfests.

>>384110119
>not going for waifu when you are indifferent to the topic

>>384108105

>pornfag
>complaining about his own audience

oyy xonro

>>384110098
i think you need to figure out how percentages work

>>384110098
It been confermed since the first NA splatfest back in the first game. Mirror matches don't affect win persentage because that would be stupid.

>>384107926
The squid girls look closer to 10 than 14.

>>384110153
>being unopinionated

>>384110153
>indifferent to cake vs ice-cream
Son, you gotta take a stand

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>>384110098
Yes, mirror matches don't count, otherwise it would mean free wins for the more popular team and that would snowball into a cluster fuck.

Mirror matches are only good for boosting your rank and getting cash + XP.

>>384110178
So you admit being a horny teen?

>>384110098
That's always been the case. Only Team A vs Team B matches count for anything as far as the score is concerned.

They only have mirror matches to A) Keep people from getting bored sitting in queues for ages. B) Allow the popular team to continue earning rank, and therefore get the full reward at the end of the Fest.

>>384110139
You MUST be new, people have always chosen their team based off which girl they like the most, this is why Marie won the popularity section of almost every splatfest, including the final one.
Either suck it up or git gud and beat the waifufags.

>>384110248
nigga, I went icecream and I'm a pearlfag

>>384110249
Alright, Thank you.

>>384110287
How am I supposed to beat the waifufags without becoming one?
I inevitably will have to chose Marina's team because of course I'll prefer her side on some of the splatfests, but to win against the waifufags, I'd have to go against my own base instincts and be a contrarian just to bash pricks.

>>384109864
It's the metric system, ain't got to explain shit.

They should change splatfests this time so you don't know which idol picked which side at the beginning.

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>>384110259

I've been horny all my life

when I was 4 I played with my mom's boobs knowing exactly what I was doing but everyone just dismissed me as a kid playing

when I was 9 I didn't know what masturbation was but I was so sexually active that I would hump things out of instinct and I would literally ask my parents if I could hump the carpet when a hot chick was on TV, they always let me

when I was 13 I discovered porn sites and wanked to every genre possible except gay, scat and guro

when I was 14 I discovered Illusion soft, the hentai industry and obscure porn games like Interact play VR, Biko, Rapelay and Artificial Girl

when I was 17 I became a hentai game modder working on some uncensoring tools for artificial academy, school mate 2 and 3D custom maid

now I'm 23 and I have over 700 gbs of installed porn games, a dedicated "lewd" folder for blue board reaction pics that are suggestive and personally edited by me.

I'm not horny, I'm the motherfucking universe' horndog.

i never played the first game but are all of the maps from the first game going to be in at launch?

>>384107347
Being outnumbered means literally everything. Say you have 2 groups of 4 on opposite teams, both groups are above average players who hypothetically win every one if their rounds till they hit King/Queen.
If there's a serious gap in popularity between the two choices, one group will constantly be able to quickly find rooms of the opposing team and crush them, while the other team has to wait forever to find a match, only to end up having to fight their own team thus having their win mean nothing.
This is why Callie won the Pirates VS Ninja Splatfest despite getting absolutely destroyed in the popularity segment.

>tfw not a waifufag and only picked ice cream because i liked it more

Pearl is very cute though

>>384106415
>Rock vs Pop
I like Rock music, more than I like Marine so duh
I still Hate Peal design

>>384110517
Yes, being more popular often means getting more shitters on your team, but that has nothing to do with the perceived unfairness of being on the unpopular team that the other anon was talking about.

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The music is fucking sweet though

>>384110654
good thing shitters didn't like Marie

>>384110505
Are you a kissless virgin though?

>>384110724

Sadly no, beating my meat so much to perfect digital women desensitized me to real ones to I wound up ignoring them and you know how it goes, 99% of them are attention whores that look for the asshole that doesn't give a shit about them, so I ended up dicking a couple of whores, all it did was distance myself from women even more, dumb sluts have wide open vaginas that can't even properly embrace my dick, I would shout at them to tighten up since they have a lot of muscles to actually do that shit and they weren't even aware of it, had to teach those cunts how to even feel pleasure, they were just bimbo dead fishes that would get pumped for 1 hour doing nothing and texting their friends, fucking trash jesus christ.

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Stop right there, squidizen! Are you obeying the law?

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>yfw your team was doing nothing but try to kill the enemy team
>You were the only guy running around painting
>Your team was not even doing a good job killing

>>384110865
Don't worry anon, one day you'll find your perfect qt gf that wants to fuck as much as you who will call you onii-chan in bed and bring buttplugs and shit to the table, just like me then she'll leave you just like she did to me.

>>384110980
Everytime I see Marina he looks like she's afraid of Pearl bitchslapping her or something, the fact that Pearl looks pissed off 70% of the time doesn't help either.

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>>384110505
that sounds like me, but I've been always more discrete about my perversion.
now I have a browser dedicated only for porn, that way I can just close browser when I finish and when I reopen it It will restore all tabs, having a lifetime fap session with breaks in the middle called "life"
I have tab groups for spliting fetishes and some addon that checks for changes on exhentai search for each favourite autor so I get an alarm when there's new releases from them,
I've become so good at masturbation sex with hookers doesn't worth anymore, onaholes and hentai are better, cheaper and easier.
I'm only worried about if all this will affect my sex life if sometime I get a GF, but didn't happend in 10 years, so I'll worry about that when it happens, if it happens

>>384111010
>that spoiler
I'm sorry anon, the pain fades, but never really goes away huh.

>>384106239
>Lil' Judd exhausted
d'aww

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>it's a waifufags pretend they're the majority episode

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My gut instinct went with Marina, but now I like Marina and Pearl equally in their own way. This was a landslide victory for Ice Cream, though.

>>384110505
>when I was 4 I played with my mom's boobs knowing exactly what I was doing but everyone just dismissed me as a kid playing
no

>>384105878
>Thinking with the mentality of a waifufag

>>384107665
That looks like a tumblr drawing

>>384106732
>This is a wasted joke
You could say, it was a toxic wasted joke
Or that the joke was toxic

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>>384111431
>that bulge

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Fun fact: Even if they used the x6 point multiplier for victories like they did in last spaltfest. Pearl still would have lost 636 to 664.

>>384107071
What the fuck is a Mariumph?

>>384108875
I think you really misread that tweet something fierce. That's not even a little bit what he's saying. He WANTS there to be a waifu war and wants people to fling more shit, and despite his waifu losing, he's still talking smack.

>>384106239
>Cakes had to learn while playing real matches
>Ice Creams got to learn the controls in friendly matches that don't matter
You could be onto something here.

>>384109864
Screenshot when the numbers are doing nonsense tallying

>>384109368
I frequent /pol/
Voted for Trump
Own a Switch
Will be buying Splatoon 2
Love Marina's design.
I chose ice cream. Fun game.

I'm a Marinafag but will pick Pearl next time if she has the subject I like most.

I wasn't able to play the Splatfest. What's the difference between "Team Victories" and "Solo Victories"?

>>384108341
But I like her in-game model you twat

>>384111625
It probably is, I just go to Google and yoink the first relevant image I see though.

>>384108875
Oh, does he?
Zone-tan is a pointless character because people prefer to jack off to actually relevant characters
I hope I did well to fling shit

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>>384109110
Guess whose fault that is for the NoA "translations"

race traitors will be the first to go

fry the octopi, race war now!

>>384111086
That's because the mocap is meant for the Japanese version where she's actually some kind of shy girl.

Literally the only reason everyone thinks Pearl is ugly (aside from being compared to Marina, who is over-the-top pretty) is because her in-game model is fucking awful. She looks fine in 2D refs, but her model makes her look like a fucking baby. The fact that they haven't fixed her model is honestly surprising. You can tell that whoever made her model is the same guy who made Murch; Murch already doesn't have a good design, but in-game he looks genuinely revolting.

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>>384112226
In Splat Tim 2: Splat harder. You can party up with your friends on your friend list as opposed to going solo.

Also you if you go solo this time around, you're thrown into a completely different group after every match so no slowly forming a party of death like in the first game.


Just make sure your buddies have good connections, nothing fucks you in the ass like having someone on your team dropping in the middle of a match.

>>384107053
>Marina
>has dark skin
>nothing else in common with nig nogs

Gets the ol noggin joggin

>>384112870
Squids and octopuses don't have races. They can change skin color at will.

>>384107315
>black skin isn't a black feature anymore
Thanks Obama

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>>384108341
>She looks too much like a gremlin and not like the "spoiled princess loli" type she's clearly designed after.
I dunno... Other spoiled princess types I've seen tend to have similar features.

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>>384108341
>>384113326

>>384105878
>>384106239
The actual problems are:
Ice cream vs cake when it's FUCKING SUMMER on most of the world.
-No weighting at all on the wins over the popularity, which sure, it wouldn't have helped much this time, but wins should always have more weight, cause this is not a fucking poll, this is a competition.

>>384112661
nigga that's in-character for her

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>>384113658
He's refering to this
Marina is way more polite in Moonrunes if you don't read it.

>>384113827
I really hate that Americans always make characters overly snarky when they translate something.
They lose all the nuances of the character just to insert some cheap jokes.

>>384113827
Why the fuck did they make Iida a sassy bitch cunt in English? What the hell?

So when's Nintendo gonna patch Pearl's sixhead into a fivehead?

>>384109056
Marina also has the buck teeth.

>>384113827
I'm glad the Switch is region free. I think I'm just gonna play in japanese and leave it at that.

>>384114068
this is a kids multiplayer game about squids shooting ink, I dont think people care about the 'character nuances'

>>384106531
Not by such a large margin though. That was more of an even match up because their subject matter did not have a heavy bias.

This was a bad splatfest to be honest. Who wouldn't have picked ice cream? It is in the middle of summer. When you think of summer somewhere along the line you think of ice cream as well. It did not help that a good portion of nintendo of america being on team ice cream too. There was such a heavy bias already it was ridiculous. I mean at least have the choices more inline with their element like the japanese splatfest did.

They could have done pie vs cake, or ice cream vs popsicles. This would have had a more even match I feel. Like 85% of my matches have been a mirror match with other ice cream players and it did not feel like I was actually competing with the other side.

>>384113581
the wins do have more weight, they are split into 2 categories, team and solo.

>>384113827
she's a nigga that's in-character for her

>>384114257
I just hope the Squid Sisters come back. Then again, given this I'm afraid the treehouse will forget that Callie's suposed to plat Costello and set up for Marie rather than just let Marie shittalk her.

>>384114382
I do. It makes every character sound the same and as consequence, makes the dialogue boring to read.
And it's not only in this that it happens. I remember Nier earlier this year also had the same issues where they made characters too snarky and lost nuances in more dramatic scenes because they had characters cracking sarcastic jabs instead of showing actual emotions.

>>384114463
the problem is that large spreads in winrate have no difference in value.

The popular team could lose 99% of solo matches and win 50.1% of team matches and they win. If they wanted to change the system they should have removed popularity completely from the equation and based it entirely around winrates.

>>384114571
I haven't seen Nier in Japanese, but I seriously hope you mean actual nuance and emotion rather than "nuance and emotion" anime has a tendency to give.

>>384110139
>can't separate their shit taste in girls from the actual topics of the splatfests
The fact that anyone is taking this shit even remotely seriously is by far the saddest part.

>>384109110
You can thank the english "localization" for making her like that when in reality she isnt like that at all.

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so the score right now is 1/1

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>>384108105
I voted for Ice cream because I like Ice cream over cake

I still find it strange that NA and EU aren't separated. But oh well I guess.

I know a solution, say which one the idols like AFTER the splatfest

>>384111086
I know right? And when they gave her a bitchy attitude it does not seem to match up with how she looks. I though Pearl was supposed to have the snide comments. Not the one who looks shy and gentle...

>>384113827
Can someone translate the moonrunes for me?

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So who actually picks based on their waifu and who picks based on the subject?

I usually go for the subject, it's more fun that way for me, ice cream won for me because i genuinely like it better than cake, they're both great desserts but ice cream gets an extra point for me for being a great relief during hot days

>>384115061
2-1

>>384115325
>Treehouse fucking up
no change there

>>384115359
I really don't like Cake. Otherwise yeah I too vote for stuff I like.

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>>384110980
>Ice cream is now legally better than cake
>Splattoon's world laws are judged by Splatfests
>That means Marie is legally better than Callie

No wonder that bitch left, it was illegal for her to even think she was better than Marie

>>384115359
Same, I love milk and cold so much that I couldn't not choose Ice cream

>>384111086
>>384115325
to be fair it looks less shy and more of a disgusted face

I want to cum on Pearl's giant forehead

>>384115325
The real piss off is that Marina was shy and gentle right up till now. Treehouse not only is inconsistant to the japanese but also to itself.

>>384113827
>Marie was more popular
>Let's dial the snark up to 11!
>But the snarky-looking character is the first to talk this time
>So give the new lines to the awkward-looking wallflower!
It's another Fire Emblem where they completely change a character's personality during localization for the meme potential

>>384106654
yes, I was team cake.

That happened to us as well.

>>384106654
Yeah, I got one. Only one though. Queues were pretty short, but I never played splatoon before.

I'd say most games started within 20 seconds. How was that for people on team Ice Cream? Did the huge popularity of ice cream lead to longer queues on your side?

>>384115327
Humpback Pump track
>JP -
>Marina: Uu.. Pearl-senpai, you are louder than usual so it's harder for me to adjust the audio setting!
>En -
>Marina: Yeah, the reverb makes it easier to ignore how off-key you are!

Moray Tower
>JP -
>Marina: Pearl-senpai, if you keep staring at the view the festival is going to end!
>En -
>Marina: You know what else is magical? Winning instead of staring at a parking garage.

>>384115359
>point for me for being a great relief during hot day
this is probably the main reason why this splatfest was so one sided. Why couldn't they have done ice cream vs popcicles or pie vs cake? The japanese splatfest had a more even match up and winning categories did not win by much which meant the matches were pretty even

>>384112661
>>384114532
>>384115543
>le treehouse meme

so far nothing points at them doing this localization, then again this is the board that thinks treehouse did Bravely Default

Who Ice Cream Queen/King here?
Feels good to destroy Cakefags

>>384115791
It's a Nintendo game you fucking retard, everything goes through Treehouse and Treehouse only.

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>>384105878
it's not a waifu contest it's a thing x vs thing y contest. I can't even tell you which Squid Girl was Callie and which one was Marie, or which side they sided with in splatfests. I just remember it was fun shitting on cat fags and waterslide losers

>>384115791
They're the main Nintendo translation team and they did the first game, so I don't see why they wouldn't be doing this one. Especially since the translation style is extremely similar.
I just wish they weren't doing the EU version as well, since the EU version of Splatoon 1 had a much better translation since Nintendo's EU translation division isn't as up its own ass as Treehouse.

>>384115986
lmao

what's next, you think Awakening and XBX were done by treehouse too?

>>384116004
EU Splatoon 1 was dull as fuck. It was "accurate" but lacks the emotional context of the translation.

It's like TVN's terrible brother.

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>>384107053
Most black people are fine. A lot of black people
in the US are poor, and therefor a lot of them (unfortunately) do not function well in our culture.
There are a LOT of black people in america that are disproportionately linked to crime.

Being a black or African American doesn't necessarily mean that you're anything different from
white people in anything but looks. However, there just happen to be a lot of poor stupid black
people, cause a lot of people inherited that poorness from slavery, and therefor aren't as well
educated, or culturally developed in their neighborhoods (gang culture).

But this is just a fucking video game, and Marina is qt.

>>384110097

This. This is what is holding me off.

I played the splatfest to try out the game. I'm on the edge about buying it. I don't even care about the price of the service, but I don't want another subscription to manage. Every extra minute it takes to manage my financial administration is one too many.

>>384116242
it's twenty bucks a year though

for me it's more on me not really an online multiplayer guy

>>384116004
Splatoon 1 had a fine translation. The only real issue was them exadurating the Sisters, but outside of a few moments they still were doing their manzai bit from the japanese version.
Marina, on the other hand, took the worst of Marie's exadurations, cranked it up further, applyed it to a character it doesn't work on, and partnered her with someone who doesn't play off it.

>>384106096
>Marina
>Attractive

kek.

>>384107053
cephalopods can change colors to best suit their environment so for all we know Marina could be a white octopus

>>384116302
It's "exaggerate" not "exadurate" you fucking ape.

>last splatfest is obviously who is best girl
This. Marina wins. What's the point if everyone memed them to death already?

>>384116407
My godawful spelling doesn't change my point.

Merging Europe and America was a mistake. Things seemed much more 50:50 in the Yuro one.

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>>384116302
>exadurations

>>384116547
It still makes you sound like a cock. Proofread your shit.

>>384107053
There's a difference between black people and niggers.
Marina is a black person while Pearl is the white version of a nigger.

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>>384116485
no this is going to be the final splatfest

>>384116485
Last splatfest will be Squid Sisters vs Off the Hook, unless the hinting pays off and Pearl is evil.
Don't say the Squid Sisters are irrelevent, they're still clearly popular and the end credits theme is a new song by them showing that they're dropping their solo work and going back to being a team again.

>>384107053
They hate afro sassy crackwhores western devs push in their games. Nobody ever complained about actually good black characters.

I can't like Marina anymore when Amerifats associate her with nigger pride and showcasing Pearl as the ugly one.

>>384116298
Like I said, I don't so much mind the fact that it's 20 bucks, as I do the fact that it's a recurring subscription. I might do it if I could buy a one time game card for a year or something.

>>384106239
>cakefag mental gymnastics

>>384105878
calling it Splatfest is a problem already

it's a game for kids for crying out loud.

>>384106239
Someone please answer me
Are these results EU + US?
Where are the EU results if not?

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Callie and Marie are going to stage their comeback with new songs and new outfits

>>384117050
isnt this just concept art for the first game?

>>384105878
this entire thread is autism

>>384117050
Only if Nintendo is smart and does the thing that will make everyone happy. You't think it'd be a sure thing but with ninty who knows.
>>384117098
It is, though I'd like to see them use some of them if they do end up doing the comeback.

>>384110139
But ice cream IS superior to cake
It's the fucking law mate

Don't understand how anyone is making statements about character popularity regarding characters whose character hasn't been explored yet. Literally basing a preference over a sexual attraction to a 3D model of a squid girl. Also, I don't get the logic of picking sides based on which squid girl represents them in splatfests; the fictional character won't suck your dick for picking the side they were randomly assigned. Just pick the one you actually prefer and stop being beta losers trying to impress a video game character.

>>384114486
and you're a moron so posting retardedness is in-character for you

>>384115546
I heard it's because the people doing the localization job actually aren't that competent at Japanese and just make up a lot of it. I wonder how true that is because it's hard to believe that they don't have a single person good at it if someone has to translate the Japanese staff's speeches to burgers during press conferences. I mean like DoggieWaifuMan for example.

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>Cake lost

>>384116302
>talks about something being a fine localization
>can't even fucking spell exaggeration
yeah you're not the one to trust on this, especially when the wiki itself counters what you said

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>>384117050
I'm upset that marie is drawn in for the air stewardess outfit but not callie

RIP Callie
RIP Pearl
they died too young.

>>384117387
>Don't understand how...
>sexual attraction to a 3D model of a squid girl

sounds like you understand completely

>>384117556
Well, they've got Bill. But with the recent shift toward memes and literally Tumblr in the past five years, I'd assume a lot of the team was shifted around during the 3DS and Wii U era to some fresh faces looking to make their mark. That's why they all show up in videos and live streams, too.

>>384117621
that's what you get you flip flopping faggot

>>384110249
>free wins
You fight the same team so they would get a loss too

>>384114571
Autistic gook wont be happy til every english sentence is littered with honorifics.

>>384115359
Back in the first Splatoon I sided with Marie in the first few. Eventually the Transformers one happened and I switched to Team Callie, along with most of the Splatfests afterwards because she kept getting the better options. Eventually she became my go to squid, even during the final Splatfest. Something tells me Pearl is going to host most of my Splatfest choices and everyone is going to play them up as the 'contrarian' choice. In this case I love both ice cream and cake, but holy shit not even the best ice cream can top the savoriness of cake when done right.

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>>384117848
>liking one means you hate the other

>>384117706
I've got to assume that these guys are eating ice-cream all the time now because they want to impress their waifu, like complete mongoloids.

>>384115395
European and American Splatfests are the same, so 1-1.

Should have designed Pearl better

>>384118330
You should get better taste.

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>>384110505
Literally me.

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Did anyone save that SEIZON SENRYAKU drawing from the jap splatfest? I saw it in my plaza but didn't cap it.

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>>384118550

>>384118343
>literally lost because everyone thinks she's uggo
>I'm the one with bad taste

okay senpai

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>>384110505
>I would literally ask my parents if I could hump the carpet when a hot chick was on TV, they always let me

Your parents were weirdos, maybe they were fucking pervs like you

>>384118708
There are a lot of people with bad taste out there, sure, but that doesn't mean you yourself don't have bad taste too.

>>384108105
Haha, damn.
I don't think people chose ice cream because of Marina, they just prefer ice cream.

Me wanting to go balls deep in Marina doesn't distract from how cool Pearl is.

>>384108105
I would think Zone of all people would prefer the girl with tentacles for hair

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>>384118196
>mfw I always lurk Splatoon threads & love what I see but have never played the games

>>384119017
Zone is a extremely overrated. I'd rather jerk off to shadman's work than his.

>>384119161
Go play them then? I'm sure they'll have demo units at your local gaming store when the game releases next week.

>>384105878
Splatfests were never supposed to be a battle for the idols themselves. But simply the themes.
I guess all the new newfaggots got the wrong idea from all the Callie and Marie waifu fighting.

>>384118353
>buying RC Cola
Even Win Dixie's Check brand would be a better option.

>they changed Marina into a sassy bitch for the west
I am so fucking mad

>splatoon 1
>lack of basic online features

>splatoon 2
>still a lack of basic online features

and then it died just like the first

fucking nintendo, such a killer app and so much hype but they are stuck in 1990...

shame I love splatoon

>>384119324
but she's so bland in the jap version, isn't giving her a personality a "change for the better"? i mean you all liked marie's bantz in the west

>>384105878
Yeah well at least Pearl has a good eprsonal-

>Wigger rapper who hates Callie

Nevermind

>play the splatfest
>no results tallied
>stay up all night for results
>no results
>finally go to sleep
>wake up and start up splatoon to see if the results were tallied
>they were
>turns out that they combined the results with america
>everything you experienced in the splatfest now apparently barely ever even mattered due to the american playerbase overshadowing the european one
Why? Why couldn't we have gotten our own results if the Splatfest itself wasn't cross-region to begin with?

>>384119378
yeah but that's marie, and she still banters with you in this game. marina is marina

Yeah, it worked with Callie and Marie because while they both have differing personalities, they're both visually appealing. Pearl is some weird Pinky and the Brain mutant.

>>384119359
The first never died.
People still play till this day.

Wait do you...do you people really think these votes and what team you side with matter at all? Are you retarded?

>>384119476
i just don't see what's wrong with marina getting that change when you all liked marie for it

>>384119359
>lack of features
>game death
u wot m8o?

>>384119509
because copying and pasting is really lazy
we've already had marie, and she hasn't even fully left yet

>>384119359
>lack of basic online features
What did you have in mind?

>>384119509
Liking Marie doesn't mean I'll like a shittier Marie who doesn't have a partner that plays off her properly. As mich as the fans say diffrent, Marie didn't seem bitchy outside of a couple fuckups by the treehouse because Callie was setting her up. It was an Abbot and Costello bit (or rather the japanese version, a manzai). This is just Marina shitting on pearl over and over.
Plus Marina's snark isn't as funny as Marie's.

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>unironically playing games for children aged 10 and down
I'm proud of you /v/

>>384105878

>Choosing between two options based on what a fictonal girl thinks

I'm pretty sure most people pick ice cream because they prefer ice cream, not because they're a loser like you

>>384106239
>Pearlfags still crying into the next day
delicious

So will Europe never have their own Splatfests ever again?
And we'll always have to wait an extra 12 hours to get "our" results too?
Fuck that. Especially since the American player base is larger and leaves a considerably bigger impact on theresults.

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I liked splatoons localization but 2s localization is fucking retarded. Japanese Callie and Marie were the genki boke and the deadpan tsukkomi which translated fine to the dumb happy girl and the quiet bitch in the American version.

Meanwhile Japanese Pearl and Marina are the veteran that doesn't give a fuck and the nervous newbie that respects her senior which somehow translated to the bitch and the other bitch

>>384106239
It's the LAW, dude
And in the final Splatfest, the loser will be legally exiled and forbidden from ever returning
>"gone missing"

Say your prayers for Pearl

>>384107169
According to Splatoon Law, Marie is officially better than Marie. Give it up, shitter

>>384107053
>/v/ is /pol/
see what you've done, /pol/cunts!

>>384107053
I do hate black people.

Video games aren't black people.

>>384108105
>Big titty monster
jesus, how embarrassing, Zone.
>tfw when you triple splatted a squid named Zone last night
I hope to god it was him.

>>384119945
Marie was popular and they needed another Marie. They didn't want the dark skinned character to be less liked so they chose her to be the new Marie. They did this by turning her into an aggressive black twitter poster.

It worked. Everyone likes her. They gave her a popular team and the "it's the law" meme. I hope you didn't like Marina last week because the one you'll see in game is nothing like that, half naked tits and ass aside.

>>384118708
>A design is bad because I don't want to fuck it
Only thing bad here is your understanding of design.

>>384119945
Yeah it doesn't make sense at all. It feels like Marina is straight up bullying Pearl

>>384120235
>I hope you didn't like Marina last week because the one you'll see in game is nothing like that
Fuck everything.