You'll never have skin as smooth as his. You'll never

>>384103804
At least I'm not fat.

I'm skinnyfat like Mario so I'm partway there.

>>384103804
why the fuck is mario's mustache black but his hair brown? does he dye his mustache or something?

Luigi is better.

You're right, Mario is way more handsome than me. But I can't help it. His proportions are unrealistic. He sets unrealistic standards for beauty that I could never even approach.

>>384104446
Many people have facial/pubic hair darker than their regular hair.

>you will never fuck a princess and produce a perfect space goddess

>>384103804
Yeah but I'm not 3 feet tall so I have that going for me

>perfect nose
>fucking egg

>>384107080
Um no sweetie luigi did that and mario got btfo'd by based bowser.

>>384106070
Can confirm. Born with silvery platinum blonde hair but pubes are still dark grey

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>>384104817
Luigi IS better, but Mario got something Luigi lacks, Confidence.

>>384107401
luigi is a cuck who slobs over mario's sloppy seconds

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>>384108046
>Bing bang yohoo fags calling others cucks
Can't wait for the inevitable ending of odyssey where memeio gets btfo'd forever

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>>384108173
>Bing bang yohoo

those are the sounds of mario fucking your bitch

>>384103804
He's a confirmed dwarf. Not even a manlet.

Post the highest resolution render of Mario.