This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick This game is as appealing as a fucking ooze-infested dirty fucking sewer rat shit
I've had more fun playing with dog turds
Shredder's my ass and splinter's my balls
This game is an inside-out asshole regurgitating putrid anal fecal matter
I'd rather fucking yank all the hairs out of my scrotum
I'd rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus
It sucking fucks, it fucking sucks, it fucking blows, it's a piece of shit... and I don't like it