Go on, keep laughing, Marinafags. You won't be laughing

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>>384087692

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>yfw you're not a cakefag

>shadman

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>>384087692

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>>384087692
HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>384087692
What a weird teeth. Anyone ever put their dick in there? Just curious

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This isn't possible. How is this possible? Popularity shouldn't matter.

Nintendo, do a fucking recount. Why the fuck do Creamcucks get a free win just for popularity? We won, we definitely won. Why can't Nintendo just fix this problem? This is a fucking lie, i cannot believe this. I am furious, this is just too hard to believe. Why can't they just let us win? We were supposed to... So many people wanted Pearl to win, she's so sad now. Why do you people want to her to be sad? Fucking shitty monsters. I am crying so hard right now, I'm shocked. This is the world I have to live in. We were supposed to win, not you evil motherfuckers. You people only had popularity going for you. WHY CAN'T NINTENDO FIX THIS? WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN. SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY. I WOULD GIVE EVERYTHING FOR HER SMILE

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Post proof you pulled your weight

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Someone call the cops Marina is beat pearl to death

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>>384087692
>inb4 asshurt cakefags do mental gymnastics to justify that they lost

>>384087692
>Chromatic Aberration

Die

>>384087692
>>caring about cartoon squids
>>getting off to cartoon kids
You people are worse than undertale fans.

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Woomy or Womb-y?

>>384087692
What would they be laughing about? Pearl won the first Splatfest of Splatoon 2. Did I miss something?

>>384087928
Cake won, actually. Ice Cream got a free win for being a person of color.

>Popularity: Cake – 24%, Ice Cream – 76%
>Wins (solo): Cake – 49%, Ice Cream – 51%
>Wins (team): Cake – 53%, Ice Cream – 47%
>Overall: Cake – 1, Ice Cream – 2

Popularity being counted as a win is laughable. The 2% in single is negligible. It's clear that Cake had the better players.

CAKE IS SHIT TIER

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worst artist for worst girl

why do the characters have to have moles. i forever associate them with shadman and disgusting 3d

they're literally just skin imperfections why put them in

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>>384087692
that vote / popularity difference

>>384087760
fpbp

>>384087986
>getting off to cartoon kids
Literally nothing wrong with that

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>>384087880
Based Roberto

>chromatic aberration

>shadman

>>384088104
>splatfest results become law
>Pearl loses so many that she gets publicly executed

How am I supposed to draw for the game without a stylus?

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>>384088012
>changing the rules so you can win
We won and we had the popular choice.
ICE. CREAM. FUCKING. WON.

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>>384087692

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Pearl is going to lose every Splatfest, isn't she?

So, what interesting things did they add to the splatfests in this game?

They surely didn't keep the boring model of using the same music on every match with 3 maps fixed during the entire thing , they aren't that lazy. Can you at least keep the t-shirt this time?

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>>384087880
Decimated them.

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>>384088012
>MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN

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>>384088104
>Marina is a bookworm

Cute!

>>384088156
She actually won the Japanese won so we're evened out as far as I'm concerned.

>>384088012
You do realize that win rates don't mean shit since they had to match ice cream against ice cream often because of how overwhelming the imbalance was?

>>384087860
>2 SCOOPS

i'm sick of this toxic biased shit. nintenbros literally defending an event where the most skilled players lose because of some popularity contest shit

i wasn't even going to buy this game because it's casual garbage but now i'll be even more glad to not support this shitty franchise

>>384088104
What a mean bitch
You shouldn't talk to your senpai like this

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Hmmmm
really makes you think

>>384088225
Is that automatic or do you have to activate it yourself before you die?

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FUCK THE FEDDIES. SPACE WAR NOW.

>>384088260
Nice try, but its still 1-2 in Marina's favor, considering the results covered both NA and EU. A tiny island holds no weight.

>>384088012
If you discount popularity, it would be a draw.

What a load of horseshit.

>>384088346
you have to activate it yourself
so you can choose to die

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>>384088343
HOLY SHIT HOW THE FUCK WILL CAKEFAGS RECOVER?
BASED REGGIE

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>>384088310
Dial it back anon. You had me but then you lost me

>>384088225
Huh pretty good strat

>>384088012
Get good.

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>>384088343

>>384088343
Is Reggie dare i say...
/ourguy/?
>inb4 cakepedos try to say it was rigged

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OH SHIT

>>384087692
this game ruins the forum

fuck off

I don't play this but it looks like fun.

>>384088346
You have to activate the special. It will eat it up but save your life I guess, I dont think it pops you back where you started though. I remember falling off the building in Moray with the inkjet on and it tossed me to a totally differnt place

>>384087692
What restrictions? The amount of people NOT playing as cakefags?

>>384088562
>forum

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>>384087880

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>>384087880
Cakefags never stood a chance

>>384088104
>>384088104
Marina is literally perfect what the fuck

>>384088487

>typical cakefag

>>384088562
>forum
Well maybe you should fuck off back to the one you came from.

>>384088487
Oh no.

>>384088104
It's pretty cool Team Cream gets to cream in Marina now

>>384088658

Yeah yeah, enjoy your little game. People with a brain know this changes nothing.

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>>384088012
>Popularity being counted as a win is laughable
>he says, as Ice cream outnumbers cake 3-1

I don't think I've ever seen a splatfest so fucking one-sided in terms of popularity, you got shit on whether you like it or not.

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>>384088343
Cakefags weren't ready

Gotta admit, OP does have a point.

Splatfest felt very limited in regards to clothing, abilities, and weapons.

Also sniping felt a lot more difficult.

Nothing like losing with 15% coverage when you have THREE rollers on your team. I swear I get paired with the retards wearing foam helmets and need to be reminded to breathe.

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>>384088343
Reggie confirmed to have good taste

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>>384088745
haha

>>384088012
THE NEWEST PASTA, FRESH OFF THE HOOK!

>>384088217
crap character design. short hair, beauty mark, midget

>>384088764
>Tripfag
>Mad
>Cakeboy
LOL

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Lets drop this cake vs ice cream pretense and get to the real problem here. Why doesn't North America and Europe like the brat archetype?

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>>384087880
No question.

>>384088658
Going against retards really helps that self-esteem.

>>384087692
Seriously that has got to be one of the ugliest fucking characters ever created.

Sorry, Creamcucks. But Cakebros won. Look at the results, you only had popularity going for you, and it was still only a 2% difference. What a joke. Creamfags literally cannot compete with us. We were supposed to win, not those fucks. Nintendo really needs to do a recount, I am shaking so fucking hard out of anger.

>>384088991
because it's garbage and anyone with self-respect won't put up with that shit

>>384088931

Look man, its a simple fact that cake is better.

Cake comes in more varieties.
It can be eaten hot or cold.
It goes great with milk.
Theres buttercreme frosting.

What do you get with ice cream when its warm? Soup. Ya get soup.

Cake will always be the superior dessert.

>>384088991
More people in Japan crank their hog to lolis.

>>384088487
>Feet artist
Ew

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>>384089110

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Remember to give your thanks to blessed wallanon, creambois

>>384087692
there are restrictions? what a shit game

>Only one game mode available until you reach Level 10
>Can't even pick which level you want to do in it
>Unlock Ranked at Level 10
>Only three extra game modes, and you can't even pick which one you want to do at any given time for four hours, and again you can't pick maps
>Very short single player
>Splatfest just Turf War again except you couldn't even play anything else.
Remind me how /v/ justified paying full price for this? Go on.

>>384088991
Because they actually have some level of self-respect to not put up with that annoying shitty archetype.

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>cake fag
>start first game, internet has been hitchy lately
>goes completely out 2 minutes into first game
>just get it back 45 minutes ago
>see what happened

I'm calling some fuckers on Monday.

>>384089221
>wall anon was the 2% difference
Thank you blessed wall anon....

>>384089221
thank you, wallanon

>>384089156
You cake cucks need to be purged

>>384088487
>>384088815
>Yoshi
>without his oxfords on

Do not want.

>>384088260
Exactly, the design is fucking atrocious you don't have to be a waifu fag to not want to be on the goblin side.

>it's a snipefag mad the team didnt carry him episode

>>384089221
THAT'S THE WALL BROTHER

>>384089242
>cakecucks have to resort to generic shitposting to feel again
THIS IS THEIR LAST RESORT

>>384088991
sabagebu is a great anime and I want to fuck Momoka

>>384089221
Walls count in this one?

>>384089221

APOLOGIZE

>>384088991
brat is fine when it's not a hideous gremlin
if pearl was as hot as marina then there wouldn't be an issue

>>384089156
soup is awesome, what is your problem?

>>384089389
>implying Trump won the popular vote

>>384088991
I like her. I just genuinely like ice cream more. Callie and Marie are the superior waifus anyway.

>>384089416

Dibs on Maya.

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So how do you guys think Pearl is handling this loss?

>>384089489
They don't. Thats the joke.

>>384089489
No. That's why Wallanon is a hero.

>>384089669
Better than her cry baby lackeys I hope.

>>384089156
Never heard of deep fried ice cream?

Creamfags really need to get off their high horse. We were supposed to win, but Nintendo took our victory and gave it to those autists. They only won because of the popularity meme. Are you fucking kidding me? Creamcucks really do need to step up their game. Nintendo really does need to do a recount, and quick. This is absolute bullshit.

>>384089405
>Avoiding the question and descending back into your fantasy land to avoid actual criticism of the games
Really makes me think.

>>384089669
Probably crying at home while eating a tub of ice cream.

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>>384088104
close in japan though

>>384089652
>>384089416
Miou best girl

>>384088991

Japan is full of pedos and they hate niggers
America/EU doesn't have many pedos and they love tits
That's why Pearl will always get the popular vote in Japan and Marina always will in US/EU

>>384088104

Wait a minute, then Callie vs Marie...

>>384089743

Thats a thing? Ew.

Wait, who here is actually talking about food and not the hosts?

>>384089489
No. Walls do not count. Painting them adds only mobility to your team, or counters enemy mobility.

With sniping still a dominate strategy, it pays to keep high traffic walls painted your color.

>>384089721
more like an hero if you know what I mean

>/v/ celebrating getting blacked
Wow and here I thought this couldn't get more pathetic

>>384089669
the correct answer is "nobody gives a shit"

>>384089669
You know they made a secret side bet and now Pearl is getting fucked with a strap on that is one size too big for her frame as I make this post.

>>384088012
I can't wait for the rules to be fixed and the Calliefags-sorry, "Marinafags"-to start losing because popularity matters less and cry that the game's "unfair" now, just like they did with Splatoon 1.
History repeats itself. See you in 2019 for Team Pearl's final victory.

>>384089876
Stay triggered /pol/

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>>384089242
>>384089405
Okay memes aside, I have questions about the game modes for Splat 2

My biggest issues with Splat 1 were the trickle-release of content, since there was little to do at launch, and the restrictiveness of matchmaking. It looks like they're fixing the first issue, since they've got plenty of established weapons and modes to work with now, but I want to know if the matchmaking has gotten better. Mostly:

>can I select for matches based on each individual mode instead of "turf war" and "everything else"?
>are there casual playlists for the non-turf-war game modes or are they still ranked only?
>pro controllers and joycons have both have gyro controls, is splitscreen in? If so, how many can you play on the same system?
>are all the modes going to be available at launch?
>are rotating maps still a thing or will the pool contain all maps? Or at the very least, more than 2?
>Is this gun still in?

>>384088610
>>384088709
easy bait

>>384089242
My question still stands.

>>384089156
Soup comes in more varieties.
It can be eaten hot or cold.
It goes great with bread.
There's croutons.

What do you get with cake when it ges warm? Soup. Yes it will just melt and become a mess.

Ice cream will always be superior in every regard

>>384089865
>Wait, who here is actually talking about food and not the hosts?
You, actually.

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>>384089876
Imagine being this triggered over a fictional humanoid octopus

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>>384089967

>>384089876
It's only black guys that are bad desu

>>384090030
>I was only pretending
Nice epic I like it.

>>384090050

Oh.

Well fuck, nevermind then.

>>384090138
stop replying to me thanks

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>>384089332
I'd rather fuck a goblin than an dumb ugly nigger

>>384090028
>yes
>yes
>no idea
>no idea
>if rotating maps weren't a thing there would hardly be any point to having idols in the game
>probably but cannot confirm

>>384090028
>Most likely. Lots of things have changed according those that got early copies.
>Most likely.
>Pro Controllers are top tier in this game.
>A few modes, probably new things added later.
>Splatfest had a small pool to choose from.
>Splatfest had very limited options for weapons, abilities, and clothing. Even the new subs were limited.

>>384089967
While covered in icecream.

>>384090097
I made ice cream in Forensics class.
Fucking Forensics. It's that fucking simple to make ice cream. Marina is such a retard.

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>Pearl will lose every single Splatfest because of her hideous design

Who thought this was a good idea?

>>384089967
>strap-on
Everyone knows octolings can grow dicks. Pearl is getting G R E E N E D as we speak

>>384087860

it's the election all over again, oh man

>>384089865
I thought we are talking about food only, isn't this /ck/?

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>all these newfags replying to boco

>>384090208
you first sweetie.

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Look at this fucking nigger

>Implying popularity matters for anything
Enjoy the shallow victory, you need it.

>>384090292
You fucked up senpai

>>384090332
Now that is some smug right there

>>384090292
>Marinafags are horsefuckers
It all makes sense now.
>>>/mlp/

>>384090272

Apparently they're talking about freaky looking fish people.

Ah well.

>>384090097
I made ice cream with a bag of ice, salt and some milk in less than 10 minutes, am I an artist now?

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>>384090239
>good icecream
Maybe you should deduce why you're such a failure, Watson

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Most lopsided splatfest popularities

1. Barbarian versus Ninja (EU) 23/77 pop, 59/41 wr. Winner Barbarian
2. Cake versus Ice Cream (NA/EU) 24/76 pop, 51/49 wr. Winner Ice Cream
3. Pirate versus Ninja (NA) 29/71 pop, 59/41 wr. Winner Pirate
3. Early Bird versus Night Owl (NA) 29/71 pop, 49/51 wr. Winner Night Owl
4. Cars versus Planes (NA) 36/64 pop, 54/46 wr. Winner Cars
4. Pokemon Blue versus Red (EU) 36/64 pop, 57/43 wr. Winner Blue
4. Pop versus Rock (EU) 36/64 pop, 47/53 wr. Winner Rock
5. Burgers versus Pizza (NA) 37/63 pop, 56/44 wr. Winner Burger
5. Sleeping versus Eating (EU) 37/63 pop, 52/48 wr. Winner Eating
5. Mushroom Mountain versus Bamboo Shoot (JP) 37/63 pop, 48/52 wr. Winner Bamboo Shoot

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>>384090369

>>384090486
fish people taste great, better than normal fish actually

>>384090369
Nice pic. Marina is definitely the dom, though. She's too in-your-face publicly. She has to be frail and submissive behind closed doors.

>>384089669

Marina is so gorgeous. I hope she ditches that gross little gremlin that hangs around her soon.

CAKEFAGS ARE INFRINGING THE LAW.

>>384088991
Because we have actual taste unlike fucking Japs you inbred degenerate

>>384090231
>>384090232
Aight that's mostly good news, thanks guys. I'm probably not going to pull the trigger on a Switch for a while but Splatoon is definitely on my list.

>>384090560

Who won Autobot vs Decepticon?

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>>384090421
If it fits, this nigger sits

>>384090332
Fucking black SJW. This game is LITERALLY white genocide.

>>384090661

AUTOBOTS INFERIOR

DECEPTICONS SUPERIOR

>>384090630
That's only the stupid NoA versions though. In the japanese version she's sweet and wants sempai to notice her. NoA Marina is litterally non canon.

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>>384087692

>>384090505
>muh no true scotsman
You can buy cake mix AND ice cream makers at the store. Professional cake artists could shit all over Marina's pathetic attempts. I bet she just got assmad she couldn't make a good tasting cake and that's why she likes ice cream now.

>>384090661
autobots versus decepticons 58/42 pop, 44/56 wr. Winner Decepticons

>>384090750

Damn skippy.

>>384087692
At least you won in Japan you hideous little gremlin.

>>384090664
delete this now you nigger

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>>384089250
>>384089120
The best part of fiction is not having to actually deal with the real negatives that would typically go along with someone's personality. You can just enjoy how they interact with other characters. It is the same concept of liking the bad guy's character even if you are not a bad person.

>>384090369
>Pearl and Marina having a wild, heated hate-sex. Scissoring like crazy, all drenched in swear and vaginal fluid.

Nice.

>>384090762
>pearl is typical moeblob tsundere animoo trash in Japan

Wow. I didn't think she could get any worse.

>>384090762
Now this is the true last resort of btfo pearlcunts

>>384090848

Ah, as it should be.

>>384087692
This felt rigged to be honest. I mean regardless of your own opinion or shit it is, it's clear most people would prefer ice cream. They also happened to give ice cream to the girl most people prefer.

They were clearly not interested in making a competition so maybe they were more like testing something or whatever.

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WE SHOULD HAVE WON CAKEBROS!

IT WAS STOLEN FROM US!

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>>384090981

>>384090762
What's wrong?
Can't handle the bants and a strong/independent black woman??

>>384091027
Damn I read it in his voice

>>384090947
To be fair, that's the only way they could make her popular.

>>384090981
it would have been more balanced if it wasn't done in the summer. We should have had ice cream versus popsicles or shakes versus smoothies. of fucking course people are going to pick ice cream when it's 90 degrees outside

>>384091040
>reading comprehension

>>384090906
Yes, kinda the same logic behind serial killer fangirls.

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Even the 4chan's mascot prefers ice cream, why do you still insist cakefags?

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>>384090887
No, this nigger's been drinking kool-aid out of this here bottle, and he's liable to drink more.

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>>384090604
That facepaint....

>>384091073
You mean shittily written meme from the horrible NoA? No, I can't handle it.

Ok but what about

now hear me out

ICE CREAM CAKE

>>384091140
>give the best option to best girl and worst option to worst girl
Regardless of time of the year they were obviously not interested in a real competition.

>>384091140
90 degrees? Where do you live, Sahara Desert?

>>384088162
Dot by dot.

>>384091305
Southern USA. It's regularly 70-90 degrees here in Tejas

>>384090560
>Ninja lost 2 times

>>384091237
why are their suction cups so big?

why do they even have them? so they can grab dirt? can they actually attach to anything?

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>>384087880

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>>384091287

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Are you guys actually upset about this? Its just a game.

>>384091358
Oh, Farenheit. Sorry, we use Celsius here, so it gets confusing sometimes.

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>>384090981
LOL

>>384090807
>ice cream makers
Having an ice cream maker is equivalent to having an oven for a cake. There is a lot of effort that goes into making the mix to put into it. Ice cream is a delicate balance to keep it creamy rather than icy and different ingredients will throw it off. Cake is also difficult to make well, but you should not underestimate ice cream.

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>>384091395
Whoops civil war match

>>384090097
IT'S
THE
LAW

>>384091302

>worst option to worst girl

Which one got ice cream?

>>384091374

Octopi are smart, man. They can use tools, play with toys, and even open their own tanks and escape.

>>384091287
I actually hate both ice cream and cake but love the fuck out of ice cream cake.

>>384091405
They are actually mad about this.

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>cake still had a better win rate despite less than a quarter of players picking it

>>384089807
Japan just hates black people that much, and even then it was still close.

>>384091471
You can't even prove this >>384091302
wrong so you just shitpost.

>>384088991
Because you need shit taste to like it.

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>>384091374
They use them to move and grasp things. The bigger they are the better the grip. Coconut octopi, or niggers as I call them, in particular use them to disguise themselves.

>>384089545
He did if you remove all voter fraud and illegals :^)

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>>384087692
Take a step back and think.

Basic weapons

Basic clothing

No exp

no customization at all for combat.

Just the four basic weapons.

You cannot lose a more fair fight than that.

>just downloaded the beta thingy
>that presentation for splatfest
>the music and dancing on stage
>staring at marina through the telescope thing
>bonerriffic

Jesus Nintendo, you're going to give billions of kids their first erections.

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wtf I hate Marina now

>>384091565

Not in solo, fag

>>384088991
Do you remember Honey Boo-Boo? The show about that fat little brat shit that was so popular?
That's fucking why we hate the brat archetype.

So what happened to the other NPC girls from the other game? why did they get replaced by the nigger and the goblin?

So for those of you keeping score
Rock is officially better then pop (death to all but metal)
and ice cream is officially better then cake in splatoon lore.
This means that Rocky Road ice cream is the current trend

>>384091405

I'm more upset about only 4 haircuts.

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>>384091565
>trying to justify failure

I'm genuinely curious if they plan on doing anything to deal with the waifufagging. A year of everybody picking Marina is going to be dull.

>>384091685
Don't make me remember that piggy fuck and her thumb-ass mom.

>>384091532
Octopus can also learn from their mistakes quite quickly. In that regard, they are superior to many of us.

>>384091696
Thats what Story Mode is about.

>>384091696

The pink one betrayed her race after being declared legally inferior to her cousin.

The green one, the superior cousin, is now your boss in the singleplayer.

>>384091374
they use them to kill other fish and people,they're actually more dangerous to people than sharks

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>>384091659
What a cunt

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am i a bad person for liking cake

So what was this Cats vs Dogs thing? I read it caused quite the saltfest

>>384091769
Octopus can also learn by watching other octopus

>>384091829
Legally, yes

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>>384091696
because they got shit to do in single player and they can't just sit around doing nothing all day

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>>384090203
Fucking nice

>>384091829
Yes and you should kill yourself

>>384091769
In addition, octolings are more practical-minded and down-to-earth, while Inklings are hedonistic and materialistic cunts.

>>384091680
Nintendo has being doing this since Donkey Kong.

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>>384091683
still better if you merge the two

>>384091829
If it's just Christmas cake, you're fine

>>384090248
>Day one patch notes
>Three inches removed from Pearl's forehead

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>there are ACTUALLY people on /v/ who UNIRONICALLY think marina>pearl

guess who shares your pleb opinion. perhaps you should go back there?

>>384091829

You're literally a criminal now.

>>384091471
>>384091040
>tfw you are shitposting so hard you start blindly attacking people who are on your side

>>384091829

yes

stay right there while I call the cops

>>384091849
it was the reveal that winrate didn't matter at all compared to popularity and it pissed everyone off.

>>384091829
According to the law, yes, and you're a criminal.

>>384091816
Who thought this ugly fucking thing deserved to be in the game.

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I didn't play the first one but this is fun. I dig it

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i thought the demo was average but i might get the game anyway because i want to make passionate love to marina

>>384091707
And Marie is officially better than Callie.
THE LAW.

>>384091496
>Cake is also difficult to make well
Which is my point.
Marina's line is retarded.

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How should Marina celebrate

>>384091928
Lmao fuck off Zone.

>>384091829

Do you mean the actual food or the weird looking tentacle girl?

>>384091981
Any screenshots of the thread?

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Now that Ice cream has won, what is your favorite flavor and why?

Least favorite?

Do you even like cake and if so what kind of cake?

I love baking cake

>>384088012
Fresh, right out the oven, sparkling-brand-new memes have arrived, boys. Git it while it's hawt.

>>384092064
Buying the game will not fulfill that wish. You will never reach that dream, ever. Not even once. Face reality.

>>384091621
This desu. Cakefags did not show up for /theirgirl/. That's all there is to it.

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>>384092134
Lewdly

>>384091620
Look at all that evidence of voter fraud
Oh wait

>>384091829
IT'S THE LAW.
T
'S
T
H
E
L
A
W

>>384092134
Sharing a tub of ice cream with (me), duh. Naked. In the bathtub. Ice cream optional.

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With more icecream than she can handle

>>384091573
Well it was close in NA as well. just 1% from cake winning via skill and not popularity

granted I was ice cream and Only was able to play two matches because fucking awful timing for a splatfest for me

>>384091681
>NoA trying to make Marina into the next Marie when Calliefags are already latching onto her

>>384092153
There was this blue ice cream with little bits of gum in it when I was a kid. It tasted amazing but they only had it for a short while. I remember it coming back once.

It's the rarest ice cream. Other than that vanilla is the finest of the flavors. Especially with caramel in it.

>>384092249
Worst fetish not involving actual sex.

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>>384092153
This.

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>>384092247
licking the ice cream off her naked shivering body

>its been 24 hours since the end of the first official splatfest.
>hundreds of cake lovers are in disarray , unable to enjoy their sweet confections without appearing to be "unfresh" for not following the current trends
>They putter around like zombies, cake stocks dropped to new lows seemingly overnight
>We managed to get an interview with one cake fan, sitting in a cafe and enjoying a small strawberry cake
>"Has everyone lost their god dam minds? Its not like cake is illegal! Jesus these squi**ers cant take a joke"
>M-more at 11

>>384088376
You think Marina is a Zaku-II or a Geara Doga kind of Octoling?

What if Pearl literally loses every single Splatfest for two years? What if she exists to only be a punching bag?

>>384092441
I don't think so, don't forget she won Japan.

>>384092153
Favorite: Vanilla. Can't go wrong with basic vanilla ice cream. Add some chocolate syrup, some chocolate shell, make it into a soda float, whatever. Perfect.

Least would have to be strawberry. Fuck strawberry.

I like brownies.

>>384092441
she already won the first splatfest. But NoA will definitely keep doing retarded lopsided matchups so she loses everywhere other than Japan

>>384087860
But pearl won the first popularity poll.

>>384092134
By getting even fatter by eating giant tubs of ice cream.
What a dumb bitch.
Pearl, being the smarter one, would've enjoyed a nice victory tiramisu einstead of gorging herself like Fatty over there.

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>>384092153
Peanut butter cookie dough ice cream is the bomb.

I'm not much of a cake person, much prefer pies to cakes but if i had to pick one it would be white sponge cake with raspberry filling and a buttercream frosting.

fry the octopi race war now

>>384092426
>2017.
>Cake banned.

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>>384092441
I don't think nintendo would let her lose that much

>yfw in the future any cakefag victory might be a pity win Nintendo forces to happened

>>384092372
Yes. Then making sweet love as hot water pours over our collective flesh as it churns around eachother.

>>384092153
Tres leches is literally mouth sex. Its cake made with 3 kinds of milk, its wet, cold, its like eating a raincloud made by god.
I enjoy mint chocolate chip and cookies and cream for ice cream

>>384092441
We need to get her a win next time. I want to see her dominate.

Cakefags, what's your favorite ice cream?
Icecreamfags, what's your favorite cake?

>>384091713
Maybe if we complain enough they'll add more

Did Europe just fucking burn their results or what?

>>384092153
Dulce de leche and chocolate. If you don't what is dulce de leche, I'm sorry for you.

>>384092775
europe and na shared the same splatfest. Just like how Callie vs Marie was jp/eu/na

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Okay, be 100% honest with me, have you actually fapped to Marina before? Even for one tug?

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>>384092187
But anon, I can achieve it if you dress up like Marina for me and let me pound your girl/boi pussy

>>384091496
I literally made good icecream in sunday school when I was 9. Marina was trying to make her side sound good.

>>384092773
Carrot

>>384092773

Chocolate and vanilla together.

Anyone have the "don't get cucked" image?

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>>384092153
>favorite flavor
Mint chip. Subtle sweetness and goes well with the coldness

Least favorite?
I dunno, probably most things really caramel-focused

>Do you even like cake and if so what kind of cake?
I love a good moist chocolate cake with whipped cream and no kind of icing, aka probably not most peoples' vision of cake, which is why I wouldn't side with cake as a whole if it came down to it. I just can't stand any kind of icing

>>384092273
I wouldn't really call it skill since the minority team always has a huge advantage in matchmaking. They spend way more of their time contributing to the results.

That being said I'm not sure I'm down with the new "best two out of three" way they're doing splatfests. Originally popular vote mattered a lot in the final point tally, then they patched it to make it matter less, so you'd need a huge vote lead for it to matter. I liked that, since as I already stated, the majority team is handicapped by its own size, but if they kept the match results close enough despite that they could pull out an earned win. Now everything is equal and it doesn't sit well with me.

>>384092656
No, kill the lazy LARPing faggot idolshitter squids. Glorious Union of Octarian Surviving Republics for the winning. Remove squid.

>>384092441
REMINDER
>REMINDER
REMINDER
>REMINDER
THAT CALLIEFAGS WON CONSTANTLY UNTIL WINS STARTED COUNTING FOUR TIMES OVER POPULARITY
THEN CALLIEFAGS STARTED LOSING AND EVERY ONE OF THEM STARTED HYPOCRITICALLY CRYING THAT THE GAME WAS RIGGED NOW
THEN MARIE WON THE LAST SPLATFEST

>>384092836
Yes. I don't think the picture exists yet but I thought of Marina being tentacle-raped by a giant octopus that the octolings tossed her to as punishment for her treachery.

>>384092836
I like to imagine Pearl and Marina in explicit tribadism action on my dick.

>>384092773
lemon ice cream, nothing else

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collage made

>>384092836
YYES
YES
SSS

Just so you know, splatoon is a kids game and you are all autistic losers.

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>everyone makes fun of Pearl for looking like a Gremlin
>it's exactly why I like her

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>>384087692

>>384092316
>Calliefags latching onto Marina,
Are you sure it isn't Mariefags latching onto Marina?
Because that is where I'm at.

>>384092214
Friendly reminder that an investigation into voter fraud in Detroit was cancelled because the results showed that far more fraud happened in favor of Clinton :^)

Friendly reminder that there's literally more evidence for voter fraud than against it

>>384092946
REMOVE CALAMARI remove calamari
you are worst squid. you are the squid idiot you are the squid smell. return to sea. to our salmonid cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the aquarium….ahahahaha ,inkling we will never forgeve you. cetink rascal FUck but fuck asshole squid stink inkling sqhipere shqipare..squid genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead squid..ahahahahahINKLING WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget great turf war .jellyfish we splat the prawn, sea urchin return to your precious sea snail….hahahahaha idiot squid and inkling smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE CALAMARI FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. octoweapon+octoling+salmon+octopus=kill inkling…you will turf war/ callie alive with octpus, callie making album of octopi. fast calamari inkantation callie octopus. we are rich and have zapfish now hahahaha ha because of callie… you are ppoor stink squid… you live in a fishbowl hahahaha, you live in a tank

callie alive numbr one #1 with octopas ….fuck the cuttlefish,..FUCKk ashol squids no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. callie aliv and real strong wizard kill all the squid pond fish with idol magic now we the octups rule .ape of the zoo presidant cuttlefish fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and inkling wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of salmon. octopi greattst cephalopod

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this is what marina fags believe

>>384093152
>Superior Mariefags having such shit taste to pick the inferior girl in the sequel
Impossible.

>>384092938
We're also going to be seeing people being much more tribal about which of the girls they like. The Squid Sisters were much more similar and in terms of what the average person picking up the game was likely to vote for, I think it'd be more evenly split.
Going to be interesting to see how/if this gets addressed.

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>hey reggie everyone liked Marie because we localized her as a bitch to contrast Callie being nice and loving everything what should we do with the new girls?
>two bitches

their bants are going to be fucking awful very quickly

>>384093152
This. Marie and Marina are my choices. I don't understand the other correlation.

>>384093017
needs more cake tears.
T. cakefag
I can handle the bants, you niggas would do well to take a leaf from /ourgirls/ book

>>384091302
Maybe they shouldn't have made one of the choices an ugly fucking gremlin.

>>384093176
Yes, I do think she is sexy.

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>>384092954
>mfw catfags/calliefags are forever butthurt from that first Splatfest
>So much rage they changed the calcs a few weeks later
>Even with the new calcs they still would have lost that Splatfest