What's really good witcha? you already know, it's ya

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Hey buddy I think you've got the wrong board, /fit/'s two blocks down.

this shit is older than most /v/ browsers

Shit was SO cash.

t-thanks ramiro. glad somebody has my back

>tfw I actually miss Guido posting now

Compared to the shit people post now this is ten times funnier.

>>384038134
Fuck you Ramiro

Hey my boy Ramiro, how you doin'?

>>384038370
overwatch is older than most /v/ browsers

>>384038134
Still makes me laugh.

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Stop Right There Criminal Scum,

My name is Imperial Guard, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are low endurance, low intelligence troublemakers who spend every second of their day looking for laws to break. You are everything bad in Tamriel. Honestly, have any of you ever bought something? I mean, I guess it's fun stealing shopkeepers' property because of your low score in mercantile, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than pickpocketing wandering traders when no guards are around.

Don't be a criminal. Just hit anyone within eyesight. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the running team, and starter on my shouting team. What sports do you play, other than "commit senseless acts of violence and theft against those who cannot defend themselves"? I also have full Imperial Armor, and have arrested the hero many times (She just paid the fine; Shit was SO gold). You are all criminals who should have just payed the fine. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me apprehending a criminal.

>>384038134
>tfw your boy insults you for 1000 characters

This is the best post on /v/ right now

>>384038134
>tfw my gf is three inches taller than me and I'm 6'

>>384038134
Gb2 the jay, weeb

>>384042667
>6'3 GF

wtf. i dont even know where to begin

>>384042916
>i dont even know where to begin
Personally I'd start with the feet.

>>384038134
>implying guidos don't have wet dreams of being 5'11

>>384043198
i thought footfags liked small feet

she has size 12s

>>384038134
>.212 batting average in high school
Just end it now dude.

>>384038134
So what's up wid it ? You know the deal, it's that boy Ramiro,

So the other day while I was practicing my Capoeira, I was thinkin about this awesome party house in Jersey with tons of alcohol and hot sluts, that I used to drive up to when I was in highschool. It was actually a fraternity house, but the guys weren't skinny faggots that wear their shirts tucked in. Weid huh ? Any way, I said fuck the club and decided to go holla at some of my boyz from way back in the day.

I roll into the house with my posse, but something isn't right. I'm thinkin : where are the kegs, and more importantly, I can't see a single descent
girl. Just then, this little dweeb starts scopin me, then comes up and asks me who I am. My boy Roberto goes "Are u fucking serious ?! You're talking to Ramiro a.k.a the BO$$ of Jersey." Then the kid (who had a striking resemblance to Ferguson from Clarissa Explains It All) says something like ' Please don't take any personal offense to this, but this house belongs to the BOTW brotherhood, and so I must humbly ask that you please leave.'

I say "Listen Ferguson, you little faggot, I don't know about all that gibberish, but me and my niggas came here for some pussy, some jager bombs, and some yayo. Now since ya boy don't like having sex with blue whales, u better make the next two happen real quick." The kid mutters in a shaky voice, "My name isn't ferguson," and starts tearing up a little. My boyz just laughed, it was pretty pathetic. After that I gave Ferguson a nuclear wedgie and peaced the fuck out before ya boy got swarmed by all the fat girls.

So can someone please tell me what the fuck a "BOTW" is, and what happened to one of the sickest party houses in Jersey?

>>384043602
More
to
love

>>384043818
More like:

Creepy
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Fuck

>>384038134
>jersey

lol

>>384044060
Your a gay

>>384043260
>>384043646

>/v/ is so insecure theyre insulting a fake man on a chinese cartoon forums

I missed you, Ramiro. Tell me the story of that time you backflipped into your magically transforming car again.

>>384044901
Fuck find this shit i wanna read it too

>>384044789
Says the guy who sits around insulting console brands every day.

>>384042916
has she considered going into ufc?

>tfw 188 cm, or 6'2 or whatever it is in lardspeak
>all the girls that get into me are womanlets
literally why?

>>384048206
>implying that isnt based as fuck
>that look on a manlets face when he sees you with a womanlet and thinks that they should only be for him

tall chicks wont date manlets, so every womanlet you get is another manlet out of the genepool forever

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It's so fucking sad that this pasta is giving me them nostalgia feels.

>>384038134
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

RAMIREZ

DEFEND BURGER TOWN

>>384049031
what was /v/ like in the good old days grandpapa?

>>384049031
yes