It's Splatfest time! Everyone can play Splatoon 2 for free

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>>384027814
WHO /KING or QUEEN/ HERE?

>>384027946
No one can be that lucky
>get guy who just stays in spawn painting walls
>lose

>>384028007
I'm 60/99 points to get there

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>>384027814
YOU'RE A KID NOW YOU'RE A KID NOW YOU'RE A KID NOW

Marie a best.

What are some tips on how to get better? I'm losing constantly and this isn't fun.

Screenshot protip:

Make a new twitter account. Set it to completely private. Link it to your Switch.
Now you can post all screenshots to your twitter from the Switch and then grab them on your PC

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>>384028056
>Calliefags still haven't recovered

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>Literally half of my matches were disconnected
Guess it's time for a break until the US fest is up.

>>384028128
Tfw made an ice cream fag suicidal

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>>384028160

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>>384028224
They don't have to.
Callie joined the superior octolings because she knew that under an octarian rule Inkopolis would flourish and do better.

Warning, spoilers ahead (I'm a game reviewer and got the game early)
At the end of the Splatoon 2 single player campaign, Callie joins up with Marina and together they fatally splat Marie and Pearl at the battle of Splatojima, ushering in a new age of octo

>>384028245
EU connection unstable to do all the jihads going on in europe

>>384028526
>Americuck surprised he can't connect to european servers in a stable manner

how do the technology? xD

>>384027946
>43/99
almost there

>>384028574
wasnt the japan splatfest more stable though? I dont remember seeing a lot of people complaining about DC when that was going on

>>384028442
Fuck I want to read this but I know I shouldn't

>>384028574
Its quite literally worse than when I was playing with Japan, which worked fine. Kill your prime minister for throttling your connections so badly.

How do splatfests work in Spla2n?

You now got popularity, solo win and squad win.

Is the winner whoever wins 2 (best of 3) or does the percentage or in other words how HARD popularity, solo win etc. were won, matter as well?

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>It's another treehouse meme translation turn nice girl into a bitch episode

Humpback Pump track
>JP -
>Marina: Uu.. Pearl-senpai, you are louder than usual so it's harder for me to adjust the audio setting!
>En -
>Marina: Yeah, the reverb makes it easier to ignore how off-key you are!

Moray Tower
>JP -
>Marina: Pearl-senpai, if you keep staring at the view the festival is going to end!
>En -
>Marina: You know what else is magical? Winning instead of staring at a parking garage.

EOP babies will defend this.

>>384028797
How are you getting these?
Also JP is faggy, EN is better and cheekier with more bantz

>>384028797
>Europoor translation is bad
But we knew this from last time.

>>384028672
>>384028742
>smaller server is more stable

again, how are you amerilards so fucking ignorant on how technology works? embarassing.

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>>384028797
>marina is actually the bully and pearl is pure and innocent
I KNEW IT, MARINAFAGS
B T F O
T
F
OUT

>>384027946
I would be if my Internet didn't keep shitting itself and if I could fucking find matches

>>384029064
>not being pro bully
I want Callie and Marina to bully me with their woomies

>>384028794
Best out of three, each category amounting to a separate point. Not sure if I like that or not, since I dont see that many people taking advantage of Squad Splatfests and popularity is going to be so eaily skewed in NA

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REMINDER THAT PEARL IS ALREADY 1-0

SUP CREAMFAGS

>>384028797
>is hotter
>has better bantz
Can one octoling be so based?

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>>384028981
I dont know man japan and europe are both pretty far away and yet japan had more stable of a connection.

>>384029146
How?!

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>>384028797
>treehouse
>EU

>>384029146
Pearl would look so much better if they just increased the "stroke width" of the black border around her eyes.

>tfw losing to fiends because fellow cakefags are making it to champion while still having no idea how to play the game

>>384028981
Nigga, this shit is p2p, Nintendo doesnt have dedicated servers, are you joking?

>>384028128
Splatfest is just turf war right? Remember to focus on the objective, cover turf. Dont go chasing people if you dont have to, don't force these duels where you'll both die anyway. Ink shit senpai and keep the important areas covered so you have better mobility. Or just roller everything I mean most people should be scrubs

If you suck at aiming, adjust your sensitivity. I personally use a lower one.

>>384028971
Europe is using the Treehouse meme translation this time though, retard.

What ranks after champion?

>>384029146
but they do. Worst squid is also retarded

>>384029265
I'll be surprised if the translations are different.
>>384029238
Japan splatfest secured first Pearl win.

>>384029327
King / Queen

>>384028797
You gotta make her a strong and empowered black woman otherwise it wont have appeal. They would have made her have an afro too in the english version.

>>384029285
Wow. What a retard.

>>384029231

In a fucking thread about nintendo squids, why do you feel the need to post /pol/ propaganda bullshit to brag to everyone here that you're too stupid to understand the context of Khan's words?

Fuck off, neo-/v/

>Taking my Dad out to dinner and a movie for his birthday
>Picking him up at 5:30EST
>Movie is at 6:30 and 2hrs 20mins
>Getting home 9:30ish

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>384028797
>passive aggressive vs overtly aggressive
I don't see the problem. Different cultures value different types of women

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>1 hour to get 29 points and make it to King

Come on baby, don't fail wommy now.

>>384029415
lmao, what? Its the truth you bootyblasted yuro nerd

>>384029416
Also it is p2p, there is no dedicated servers

>>384029449
just play with your Switch during the movie :^)

I was out of the country for the Testfire so this is my first chance playing again. Should I go with motion aiming or analog?

did the NA splatfest alreay happened?

>>384029449
>he didn't just play the Japanese or European splatfest
You dug your own grave.

>>384029386
Its not that off from the original phrasing. Man, why do pearlcucks have such thin skin? This must be a Calliefag

>>384029537
Starts in 3 hours.

>>384029537
yeah

>>384029537
3 hours until that happens

>>384029532
Are you a cakefag? If so, go with analog.
Otherwise go with motion controls.

>>384029532
Motion is better but really hard to get used to since the Pro controller is so light compared to the Wii U tablet

I did it guys, I'm a champion.

>>384029663
kek

>>384029565
>Its not that off from the original phrasing.
yeah ok

>>384029485
Splatoon obviously has its own servers to fucking dumb cunt.

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What were they thinking when they designed the Squids for Splatoon 2?
I mean, at some point someone modeled this.

>>384029719
I only ever played on a friend's Wii U so I'm not too used to it. Should adjust fairly well.

>the friend with the wii u was a gril and she smelled awful

dear god. the 2nd set of maps is pure aids.

why am i getting matched with other Ice Cream players ? Does it still register as a victory ?

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I'm a Pearlfag but I chose ice cream. Chocolate cake is the worst form of chocolate. Regular cake is alright, but my hate for chocolate cake overrides it.

>>384029935
Humpback is pretty based

>>384029858
there is nothing wrong with sexy kids

>>384029858
because it's hot

>>384029858
>glorious nihon gets it

>>384029956
becuase there are a lot of ice cream players. And as far as I know mirror matches dont count towards the score

>>384028713
>555-COME-ON-NOW

>hacent got to play a single game of EU splatfest because of connection issues but JP was fine

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>>384027814
What retard decided to make it so you cant use the Y axis and motion control at the same time
God this is crippling

30 points until Queen,

>>384030176
That's why gyro controls are shit

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>>384030176
Fucking this

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Can Cake even compete?

>>384029956
>Does it still register as a victory ?
no!

>JP splat fest is different music genres
>hmm sounds reasonable
>Western Splatfest is cake vs ice cream
>it's the middle of summer
>it's hot
>what the fuck are people going to choose

Holy shit that bias. This is like choosing between having your limbs torn off or getting free unlimited blow jobs. What the fuck do they think people are going to choose especially this time of year?

>>384030283
Never seen a bigger loss, wow

>>384030176
That is weird, especially since it worked so well in Zelda, which is the only reason Im now noticing it since in the original game they didn't allow you to combine Y-axis stick movement with motion either.

>>384030283
thanks doc

>>384029416
>gets BTFO
>n-no! /pol/! I WIN AGAIN!

>>384030176
>>384030229
>>384030254
ah to be new again. You will learn sooner or later

> Uncle Jeb

Which of you /pol/ laddies is him?

>>384030342
They should just hire me as the splatfest theme picker.

I'd have actually fun ones that people argue about a lot or that could go either way.

For example
>aliens or dinosaurs
>ghosts or robots
>pirates or ninjas

>>384029453
>passive aggressive
That's not what that is, retard.

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>>384030176
Stop using gyro

>>384030283
Stop posting fake screenies
Here's how the smackdown really happened against ice nerds.

>tfw get paired with so many retards that despite always being best on the team my power is so low I can only play against other retarded cakefags

>>384030283
Isn't that a mirror match? Cake vs. Ice cream matches are only pink and green. You just raped your own teammates.

>>384030515
They already did pirates vs ninjas.

>>384030515
Dinos > Aliens
Robots > Ghosts
Pirates > Ninja

If you say otherwise you're a contrarian faggot,

>>384030176
Only reason I don't use it

>>384030589
Is this >>38402879 true?

suddenly became impossible to find games

>>384030706
My mate, exactly my choices

>>384030589
>tripfag doesn't use gyro
>is on pearls side
>is a tripfag
Wew.

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>you never use the dodge with the dualies

>>384030767
Meant to quote >>384028797

>>384030649
Yep! I Lied because I'm an ice cream fag that would've been destroyed by superior cakes.

>>384029858
That's a zipper, it's much easier tell in game

cake 1925.7

>>384030649
Maybe I wasn't paying attention.

>>384027814
aaaaand im already fucking bored. There's no variety in the matches compared to other shooters.

>>384030515
It'll never top Pineapple pizza topping option.

Seriously. Fuck. That. Shit.

Internet rightfully lost its mind. How the fuck can people tolerate pineapple pizza? Fucking fascists deserve to get their faces punched in.

>>384030875
Why does she have a zipper right on top of her puffy vulva?

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>>384030589
Damn Icefags step it up you guys are getting BTFO'd

>>384030945
Yeah fuck white people too am i right?

>>384030936
It's almost like in this splatfest you are limited to only turf wars, one of the worst modes, while also being limited to only 4 weapons with pre-set specials and secondary weapons. You can't even equip any upgrades.

>>384030589
gyro is only shit because you cant use y axis with it.
>>384030436
being new doesnt make the controls not shit
>>384030374
this is exactly the problem. In botw motion controls are amazing because you can use both x and y axis. What idiot thought making it otherwise was a good idea.

>>384027946
Ice cream king here

reminder splattershot is free wins

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GOD DAMNIT WHY DO I HAVE TO LIVE ON THE EAST COAST THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT FUCK YOU WEST COAST FAGS.

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>>384030856
Yep he's right.
I'm not the only one who knows moon, y'know. Lots of people do.

In fact I was also surprised at the lack of shittalking when I looked at the ending of the last splatfest.

>>384030796
Not being on Pearl's side when she has THESE SICK MOVES

>>384030945
If you knew anything about food, cooking and what makes things taste good, you'd know that the slight acidity and the sweetness of pine apple goes very well on a hot pizza with ham

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>21 points until I hit Queen
>40 minutes left
Fucking kill me now.

>>384031078
yes it does in fact. Once you learn how to play using the gyro it will only get better

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is it more or is the sensitivity fucked?
I can't aim for shit with the joycons

>>384031031
>turf wars, one of the worst modes
but it's the primary mode

>>384031182
No its crippling in comparison to having both. See botw. There is no advantage to being crippled

>>384031104
What are you talking about? I'm east coast and have been playing for the past 3 hours

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>>384027946

>Cake Queen
>Only lost one game in the whole process

>>384031129
If you knew anything about decency, you'd know pineapple is the most fucking disgusting shit on this planet. ESPECIALLY on pizza.

You've already got sweet acidic in the tomato, so your argument is BTFO.

>>384031267
Well of course but its still leagues better than stick alone, not even a challenge.

>>384031104

I am east coast and playing, everyone and their mothers is playing.

If you mess with the control sticks while waiting it makes all warp sounds

>tfw can't decide between getting the digital or physical version

how long does it take for the EU results to come out after the Splatfest ends?

>>384031267
>>384031182
Don't most of the "high level" players use gyro? Or is that just a meme?

>>384031267
See splatoon 1. People did more than fine with it. Just because you are new does not mean it is bad. What is that saying again? An amateur blames his tools rather than himself or whatever?

>>384031412
Results will take an hour to come out after it ends.

>>384031384
I'm considering going digital just because I know I'll probably never take out Xenoblade 2 when it comes out but still want to play Splatoon without swapping

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>>384028160

>>384031432
Yeah pretty much everyone rank S and up used gyro. Also there is no aim assist for this game.

>>384031481
average cake player right here

>>384031104
I'm in NY and killing EU Ice Niggas all day, bro.
You have to switch your region.

>>384031325
Sardines is obviously worse

>>384031138
you can do it

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>4 maps
>4 weapons
>5 level
>60 bucks

>>384031645
You're a retard

>>384031601
Give me your address. Im driving now and will fuck up your switch and stop your shitposting yes this is a real threat im driving around midtown right now

>>384031594
average ice cream player >>384028271

>>384031384
Physical.
1) Don't have to worry about storage, 32gb will last me a while (even though 128gb SD card is pretty cheap if you find a sale, but why worry?)
2) Used market. If I ever decide I don't like the game, I can try to get like $5-15 bucks back (doing so with Binding of Isaac).
3) feels good to have physical product.

>>384031645
Please tell me you're not this retarded

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>>384031645

Post your face when you are not this retarded

>>384031360
That does not excuse the retard design of making it so that you cant use both axis with motion controls.
>>384031432
Gyro is like aim assist. So its obviously better than just using the stick.
>>384031460
This is literally retard tier logic. It is bad and you have no defense other that people played crippled in splatoon 1. There is no reason to disable the y axis and motion controls. Its the most unintuitive retarded game decision Ive seen in a long time. Its not something they forgot. They had to go out of their way to be this retarded.

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>>384031645
DOA

>>384031124
How does Marina make her skirt light up?

>>384031242
And? It's still garbage. Ranked game modes are almost always better.

>>384028797
the jp is poo

>>384031823
God you are so mad right now. Get good you young naive simple tiny child baby infant.

>>384028797
Your Japanese is shit

>>384029416
what context? that he's a terror-enabling coward?

>>384030853
press b while holding the stick in the direction you want to role while shooting. git gud

>Splatfest starts half an hour before I have to leave for work
>Same shit for every ARMS testpunch I was there for in any capacity

God fucking damn you Nintendo.

>>384028442
Oh wow is this true? Splatoon 2 is great

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>go to Friend's List
>nice, the Splatfest is popular
>see someone actually playing Splatoon 2, not the Splatfest

Is that a reviewer?

>>384031960
>git gud at cripple olympics
Stay retarded faggot. There is no defense for this crippling the controls and making the game worse.

>>384032016
how gullible

>>384031481
haha

>>384032062
Must be.

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>>384031642
I hope so.

>>384031645
Alright I'll fall for it, here's your (You).

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>>384031645

>>384032075
How am I retarded? That I know how to play the game and you dont? Must be frustrating dying all the time.

>>384032015
Why aren't you playing the JP or EU ones then, homie?

>>384030945
>have a dominos hawaiian in the fridge from yesterday

lol settle down

>>384032223
You are defending crippled controls on the premise that you played crippled in splatoon 1. Stockholm retardation levels.

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woomy

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>>384031830
Semen powered and plenty of storage of it.

>>384032441
But it wasnt hard to learn though and here you are complaining instead of getting good. Just dont bother getting the game if you are so frustrated with it.

>>384032440
remove pineapple REMOVE PINEAPPLE

>>384032556
>crippled controls arent hard to learn
Stop being retarded. That is not a defense for crippling the controls.

15 points to king lads woo

>>384032474
I wish we could see jp miiverse drawings. They are always vastly better on average.

>>384032441
I never felt that they were crippled in Splatoon 1, they were fucking welcome in that game. Just because you tried something better in Zelda doesnt make this bad at all, its the same amount of good that it was before, just requires some extra steps for you newfags to get used to.

did splatoon also have the map free roam option?

>>384032646
I just made it, good luck anon keep going I'm proud of you

>>384032278

Because I wasn't around for those either.

>>384032440
jesus christ dude, give your momma a call and pull your shit together.

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>>384032626

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>>384032708
yeah

>>384032708
Yes

>>384032716
But you're somehow able to post on /v/? Misplaced priorities, brother.

>>384032641
Honestly this is just sounding like a personal problem. Many other players are doing just fine. No one is forcing you to play this.

>>384032556
>I-Its okay Nintendo didn't add a basic feature all their other motion aiming games had
>I-It doesn't take much to get used to shitters!
It's not a matter of whether or not its easy to learn its that its counterintuitive and is a lazy oversight on Nintendo's part.

>>384032756
this thread is now a pizza gore thread i guess.
welp i'm out

>>384032701
>literally crippled controls
>I never felt they were crippled
Fucking sheep. Theres no excuse for crippling the controls.

>>384032756
too much on that pizza at once
focus on a few toppings instead

Just hit Cake King! Booyah!

28 points to go. I ain't gonna make it lads

>>384029369
The translations were diffrent last time, they'll be diffrent this time too.

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when will they make more switches bros i want to play

>71/99
>21 minutes left
so close I can taste it

>>384032817
Anon, get over yourself. Either you learn how to get good like everyone else or you dont play at all. It's that simple.

>>384032797
>crippled players are playing crippled
Wow. Congrats retard. Your a pro at the cripple olympics. Retarded controls is not a personal problem

>tfw started facing cakes as a cake
cakes got this

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>>384032970
I don't know, but I hope they got an emergency plan for Japan... because we're about to see unprecedented bloodshed over there.

>>384033103
the more popular side has always been the losing side. did you not play splatoon 1?

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>tfw getting spawned camped by bombs and specials

>>384033023
You really dont have an excuse. You are bad and you are being a piss baby about it instead of learning.

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>>384032919

>>384029449
>EST
It's EDT, or ET.

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>>384033202
but that's wrong you retard

>>384033023
I mean, I get your point but it sounds like you just want something to blame your losses on.
It honestly isnt a dealbreaker like you make it out to be.
Crippled controls...

>>384033023
I was wondering what the shitposting lines would be when it comes to Spla2n. I was sure it was gonna be "nigger octopus", but now I'm positive "crippled controls" will be force memed.

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>>384032708
yep, it was fun for testing out my speed stacking
>tfw gonna go 18 speed in Splatoon 2 because of not retarded RNG system

>>384033279
Based nips

>>384033225
This is how retarded you are. You have no defense whatsoever against the crippled controls. All you can say is people calling out the retarded design piss babies. You fucking sheep. You are pathetic.

>>384033335
based nips plus some of the rest of the world
i was on the pearl side despite being a bong

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How long until the US splatfest?

>>384033163

Battle Royale is about to begin

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>>384032756
why do people pour ranch on pizza?

>>384033001
Or we can not be complacent and realize that its broken, regardless if its useable.
It honestly wouldn't be a problem if Nintendo's other games didn't have this problem.

>>384033279
>thinking Japan's shit taste means anything

>>384033417
2 hours.

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Don't sexualize squids

>>384029231
did you not hardwire your switch?

>>384033417
It starts at 6pm Eastern.

>>384033285
>blame your losses on.
You think any of these games matter what so ever. Win some lose some. Shitty controls are shitty controls. There is no defense for intentionally crippling the game.

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>tfw having fun but know i'll immediately get bored of it like the first one when it releases

>>384033279
Hime is such a better name than Pearl

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>>384033023
Who gives a fuck. Been playing ARMS with motion controls. Pretty sure non-motion controls are actually superior, but they aren't nearly as fun.

So what's better, crippled controls or crippled by autism IRL, evidenced that can't tolerate others liking a different control scheme than you?

>>384033447
they're kids not squids

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>>384033432
The world is full of pizza degenerates. Just remember that they are not human.

>>384033441
>"the more popular side has always been the losing side. did you not play splatoon 1?"
>gets shown evidence proving you wrong
>starts moving goalposts
"J-japan doesn't count!!"
toplel

>>384033285
he is not wrong though.
Why DO they limit what you can do with motion controls? There is no good reason for that, really.

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>>384033446
>>384033475
Thanks, looking forward to it. I missed a ton of the original Splatoon's splatfests, so I'm excited to try to keep up with this ones.

Post more cute squid art

>>384033305
Its not a forced meme when the game forces crippled controls on you
>>384032817
Its not an oversight. They intentionally crippled the controls.

>>384033434
>>384033367
Did big bad shiggy come to your house and force you to buy this game? Last I check this splatfest was free to play. If these daunting and crippled controls are too much for your squishy heads to wrap around then you dont have to play. It is that simple.

>>384033550
Don't buy it. Dont give them your money.

>>384033279
in splatoon, 11 out of 16 splatfests had higher winrate on the least popular team

>>384033279
Is JP Marina called i i da?

>>384033596
isnt it because the game is in constant shooting mode? Your view would bob up and down. Zelda your gyro only activates when you're in aiming mode. Imagine trying to climb a mountain Zelda with gyro camera always on.

Now consider just trying to move like that in Splatoon

>>384033565
Liking shit just shows how much of a sheep you are. There is no reason to force everyone to use this shitty control design. If you dont want y axis with motion controls the just disable it and be crippled yourself. Crippling the whole game is retarded design.

>>384033565
Hearty kek

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>>384033768
Iida, which is short for Iidako which is the Japanese name for Webfoot Octopus

Hime is also the same, short for Hime Ika

>>384032756
you are the pineapple idiot, you are the pineapple smell... pineapple genocide best day of my life...ahahahahahahPINEAPPLE WE WILL GET YOU

>>384032962
EU used the US translation for both the testfire and splatfest, it'd be surprising if it's a different translation in the final game

>>384033837
Use sticks, faggot, or just leave. Jesus, this has gone out of hand its not even funny anymore.

>>384033565
>are actually superior,
they're objectively worse actually since you cant wide grab

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>relatively good thread talking about the FREE DEMO
>enter shit posters

>>384033771
No that isnt an excuse. Motion controls are active for y axis by default. It would only be adding the functionality to use the control stick for the y axis as well. Your argument only proves with motion control only for y axis is stupid.

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post em

>>384033623
>You're not allowed to complain about something being broken
Jesus christ, anon. I've played a lot of games with gyro controls and this is LITERALLY, Nintendo or otherwise, the only one to allow me to use both motion and stick aiming at the same time, but not let me use both the X and Y axis.

>>384033434
I agree with this. There is nothing that bothers me more than simple problems that developers don't bother to fix because they think their personal preferences are absolute. Fully customization controls should be a standard in every game. Another control problem that I am assuming will be back from the first game is the lack of options to change or disable the camera auto correct. I can see how they would have missed it in the first game, but they should have realized it when testing the H-3 and seeing the cursor wobble between every shot.

>>384034054
Its not broken though, it works and it has worked really well for over 2 years now. Give it up.

>>384034054
The stick isn't for aiming. It's for turning.

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I am the ice cream king!

>>384033837
>There is no reason to force everyone to use this shitty control design.
No one is forcing you though. You can literally change them to analog in the menu.

>>384034054
except its not broken have you ever thought of that? Maybe, just maybe you are bad at something. nah, it could not be that. It;s the controls that are bad not the player right?

>>384034040
Seems most people in the know seem to be of the opinion of more precise controls overall offers a benefit greater than losing out on individual control of the arms, etc.

Is anybody else having trouble finding players on the oposing team?

>>384034050
>playing a boy
What are you? Gay?

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>>384034050

>people that just stand in one spot and snipe
how are you having fun

>>384034186
>>384034205
>>384034267
>Its a feature!
Alright, I give up. Have fun, Nintenbros.

>>384033623
>Shit controls are fine because you dont have to buy it
sheep

>>384034310
by killing you

>>384034267
You don't even comprehend what he is complaining about.

>>384034319
Lol bye

Nine points to go I ain't gonna make it

>>384034267
retard confirmed

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>>384034319
Good, please fuck off.
>tfw you actually have games to play unlike this shitposter

>>384034029
>use inferior control scheme because the most logical control scheme is crippled by design

When the splatfest starts, is practice mode available? I'd rather not get used to switch contorls in match

>>384034345
You don't though. If you don't get the game you don't have to worry about it. That is like going into a thread you don't like and complaining about it instead of not going into it at all. Other players are doing fine. Other new players just like you are learning, but here you are just complaining about a game you don't even have to play.

>>384034583
You can recon the maps before you play live.
When you first launch the demo, you do the tutorial stage.

>>384034583
yes, you can recon the maps

>>384033209
poor crab...

>2 points from king

>>384034687
>Having fun
>Killing niggas left and right
>Bobbing and weaving, having no troubles
>Hear motion controls are even better
>Don't like it because you can't use the Y-axis
>Switch back, post about it on /v/
>"HURR JUST DON'T LIKE THE GAME IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT"
Nintenbrones are insufferable.

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>still have 2 more hours to go

Damn it, hurry up

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The art style for this game is so good, christ.

How's the new game based off the demo?

>>384034884
Just give up now

>>384033103
The EU matchmaking has just been all kinds of fucked. Everyone I've talked to, Cake or Ice Cream, has been facing their own team more than the opposing team.

>>384034687
>cripple controls for no reason
>call game out on being retarded
>wah you dont have to buy it
sheep. there is no defense and being this much of a shill is pathetic.

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>>384032689

I saw this.

3 fucking points off...

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>join us splatfest
>pick ice
>stand in spawn for 4 hours

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>>384034973
Post a picture of your Switch with a timestamp.

>>384034785
wtf are you a pussy lib vegan? crabs are fucking delicious.
get the fuck over it and stop trying to shame others.

>>384035085
Stop please

Tell that to trapfags ;^]

Wait, what the fuck just happened?
Off The Hook's broadcast just ended. They didn't say who won

>>384034973
If you are using sticks great. Why would you need to go back to gyro controls if that is what you are more comfortable with? No one is forcing you to stay in gyro mode. It is literally all just you.

>>384027946
>mfw the Splatfest ended when I was 7 points away from King
GOD
FUCKUNG
DAMMIT

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>>384035159
lol, triggered?

>>384034687
Have you considered that people like playing games and want games to be better? The option that this anon is defending would take no effort to implement and would only make the game better. Why do you not want the games you like to be improved?

RESULTS COME OUT IN AN HOUR NEWSQUIDS
RESULTS COME OUT IN AN HOUR NEWSQUIDS
RESULTS COME OUT IN AN HOUR NEWSQUIDS
RESULTS COME OUT IN AN HOUR NEWSQUIDS
RESULTS COME OUT IN AN HOUR NEWSQUIDS

>>384035041
2 nukes weren't enough

How long did it take for the JP results to tally up?

>>384035304
We'll know in an hour

>>384035304
Wont be available for a while, I think they came pretty quick last time, maybe in thirty minutes, max an hour

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>tfw made it to Queen with 7 minutes to spare
Fucking terrifying.

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One hour until 2-0

I got so frustrated at the game, I actually canceled my preorder.
inb4 git gud

>>384035041
I am pretty sure that guy just used japanese characters for his ign. I dont think most japanese know that meme.

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>>384035136

>>384035364

I understand, but regardless it shouldn't be a problem. There's no reason you can give me as to why they don't let you use the Y axis.

>>384035364
>if you dont like playing with crippled controls play with inferior controls
Cant tell if you are just being ironic at this point.

>>384035085
I will do this but for cake
fuck cake fags hahahahaa

>>384035000
More of the same thing, with minor improvements and new abilities.

If you liked Splatoon, you'll like Splatoon 2.

>>384035579
Hey man you do you. The less scrubs the better.

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>>384027814
>MFW STILL WAITING FOR NORTH AMERICA TO BEGIN

I refuse to play with euro fucks and their shitty internet.

I could have played with Japan,but theres was so damn early i missed out.
I played with nothing but Japanese players in splatoon 1 and rarely had any lag from them.

Japanese lag is a meme and they have some of the best fucking internet in the world.

I would drop matches and run into warpers
all the time during american splatfest back in splat 1 and i live in texas for fucks sake.

Its not like i live in fucking northern canada or some bumfuck nowhere town

>>384035591
You are completely right. They should at least give people the option.

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>Made it to King with 20 minutes to spare

FeelsGoodMan

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>>384035553
I'm ready for the #mad

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>>384035553
I look forward to mint-chocolate victory.

>>384035649
you know, either way those guys will be playing with you
nothing stopping you downliding the other splatfests
nothing is stopping them downloding the american splatfest either

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I didn't get that many games in but I got halfway through defender. Did I do good ice cream bros? Sorry Pearl, I still love you. Ice cream is just objectively better than cake.

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>>384035591
Fail enough. I just don't want shitposters who aren't even playing in the thread.

>>384035649
>I refuse to play with euro fucks and their shitty internet.

Oh you think you won't have europeans in your lobby? That's cute.

The game should show if a player uses gyro aiming or not so people would learn that its vastly superior.

>>384035742
No you didn't.

where can i check the results?

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>tfw dislike cake and ice cream
guess I'm gonna waifufag this splatfest

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>>384035649
>Japanese lag is a meme and they have some of the best fucking internet in the world.
>Confusing bandwidth with latency

>>384035812
Cake is always better than ice cream
the only time ice cream is good is when paired with warm cake
which is all thanks to the cake

>>384035649
Yeah, I never ran into lag at all with JP players. No clue why /v/ was always whining about that.

>>384035451
I dont have a problem with them implementing something like that. But what if they never do? Are you just going to keep complaining? There are other options. You dont even need to waste your money either if that is something you are not into.

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>>384035458
>how newsquid, but also actually read shit so I don't need to be told 30 times

>>384027814
i never had the chance to play splatoon and got to admit, i had legit fun

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>>384027946
Literally made it through on the very last match. I had so many connection problems, I think I dropped from like, 20% of my matches and took ages to find games. That was intense as hell.

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>lost by 1% in last match
>2 points

Still made king in last match. Feels good.

Don't think I'll play another 4 hours later. IM done for today. still not sold on the game to be honest.

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Any fellow /yurogods/ who will play in the NA splatfest and just ruin it by sniping from the spawn only or painting only in the spawn?

Remember to join the cake team and make Pearl lose

>>384035940
1 hour from now

>>384035808
>>384035840

True either way,but they can still piss off

>>384035994
Your weeb opinion doesnt count. Splatoon 1 was filled with japlag, probably not their fault, its just what it was. The splatfest was pretty good though, didnt have a disconnect or bad lag in matches.

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Why do Octolings have suckers on the outside?

Great cake>Great ice cream
Ok ice cream>Ok cake

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Played splatoon for the second time and I had a great time again, can't wait to use the other weapons. The shotgun looks fucking sweet.

>>384032970
>tfw you saw a switch in your local media markt
>tfw you actually bought it the same day
glad that i bought it because the next day the other switch consoles were gone

>came top of the leaderboard everytime my team won
>didn't use motion controls once

too ez

>>384035387
No, just calling lib faggots out when I see them. Veganism is fucking retarded. Get over yourself and just eat some fucking meat like 99% of the world, idiot.

>>384036114
t. false flag leaf mariniafag

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>>384036114
Nah, I've had enough Splatoon for now. Going to watch Vinny play it.

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>/v/ enjoying video games

This isn't allowed, get back to fucking Overwatch and buy loot boxes and rage about your rank you cucks

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POST YFW 2-0 FOR HIME

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>>384034050
Hopefully I'll be able to reach Queen in the NA splatfest

>People defending nintendo for removing intuitive features
I swear these can only be treehouse shills.

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Cakebois gonna get fucking ICED!