The Splatoon EU splatfesttest is now live Are you fighting

Fucking no one picked cake

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>>384015574
ITS THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING SUMMER HOW IS THIS FAIR?!

I'm fighting for ice cream and no other purpose

>>384015574
well you got one right

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C'mon cakebros.
We gotta make today a 3-0 for Pearl

>that one guy on the team who stays in the spawn all game jumping around doing nothing, NOTHING at all

oh, good
didn't want to win anyway

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>tfw ice creamfags are fighting themselves
>mirror wins don't count

>>384015697
We already lost popularity, Onsokumaru you fucking idiot.

So, when are we getting the results for the JP splatfest?

I'm a cake boy! But I fight for the cake, not fucking pearl.

I'm going to try out separated joycons with gyro controls now, maybe it's better than gyro with the pro

>>384015815
In the past, open up the jp ver if you have it

>>384015697
fuck off tripshitter
also cake gets fucking destroyed

destroying creamers left and right

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>mfw Splatoon 2 comes out a day after my birthday.

Another Splatfest win for Pearl.

>people who pick cake are literally called cakeboy
>slang for homo bottom boy in the gay community

hahahahahahaaaaa FAGS!

>>384015697
Nice loss you fucking retard

>>384016028
>>slang for homo bottom boy in the gay community
And you know this because..?

>>384015928
Happy Birthday anon
as an Ice Cream fag, enjoy your cake

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>>384015928
>mfw Splatoon 2 comes out ON my birthday

Newfag here, how do I play with the charger? Only weapon I can't really grasp.

what the fuck this game is so fucking difficult

>>384016134
you a fellow Cancerfag I see.

CAKES GO HOME, THERE'S NO PLACE FOR YOU HERE

>>384016205
Stand pretty close to spawn, charge up your gun and be a useless waste of space for the whole game.

>>384016205
Chargers are usually used to defend your turf. You cannot really play a charger offensively.

What's that arrow thing below your Splatfest ranking?

>>384016354
my penis.

I fucking hate the motion controls, holy shit they are ass

>cake is gunna win cuz creamboyz are just fighting dittos

>guy literally shoots at the ground and repeatedly kills himself
I can understand if you're getting used to the gyro controls but cmon man

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>>384015883
Retaliation has begun

I don't suppose there's any way to add someone I've just played with, right?

>>384015574
As Cake I join a lobby, and one or two join and that's it before the lobby times out. Did hardly any pick cake or is matching fucked up. Or does EU not give a shit at all.

I wish there was a second screen in the controller that showed the map.

Would make it easier to know where to aim for

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>tfw you like cake just a bit more but don't like pearl and ice cream is obviously going to win
Not a big issue since I love ice cream too though.

how the fuck do I play this game

>>384016559
In fact there is yes

>>384016559
You can add people you recently played with through in the switch friend menu.

But you can never talk to them whatsoever so it's kinda..

>>384016423
I'm so sorry.

>>384015697
Fuck off tripfags
The amount I'm seeing lately is disgusting.

Cake reporting in.

I keep getting Ice cream vs Ice cream.

>>384015753
That's how cakes gonna win 3-0 :^)

Who here /Fiend/?

What are the names of all the ranks?
1-10 is fanboy/fanboy
10-25 is fiend
what else?

I'm not fighting at all. Looking at the tcpdump for all this traffic, shitty Germans aren't responding to my udp packets.

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>>384016745

>>384016587
It's the worst splatfests choice ever.

Who the fuck prefers came over ice cream? Retards at Nintendo

>>384016923
I prefer cake but I didn't want to support pearl so I picked ice cream and marina

>>384016894
Why label yourself on an anonymous image board, I never understood. All you'll be known for is being a tripfag.

>>384016672
you jizz all over the place and try to bukkakill the other kids while not getting killed yourself

>>384016559
Go on the Add Friend section on your page. Has a recent players list

>>384016856
Right here. About to rank up next match.
About the ranks, they're probably the same as the first splatoon.

>>384016923
>Who the fuck prefers came over ice cream?
>came
Oh my

>>384016856
Playing with a Cake Defender rn.

>>384016923
I prefer cake over ice cream but I prefer Marina over Pearl.

>54% vs 25%

Get absolutely annihilated CAKEboys

>>384016745
>doesn't recognize one of the older tripfags

The amount of newfags I'm seeing lately is disgusting.

>>384016856
Fanboy/Fangirl
Fiend
Defender
King/Queen

I cannot find matches

My team is always ready, but no one plays cake

>>384016894
Filtered btw

I have no idea how to play this game and I feel lost every match.

But I love it.

>>384016923
it was all actually a ploy to make the diversity character more popular

>>384017305
B-but anon...
ALL women are Queens

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It was decided before it even began.
Just surrender now and let it happen, Marina will be gentle.

Cake Power 1890.8

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>>384015928
>mfw Splatoon 2 comes out 4 days before my birthday
Still close enough

Im getting matches but it is apparent that cakefags are the minority.

>>384016559
pretty sure in the friends section of your profile there are the people you played with.

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>tfw have won all my games as cake
>icefags still bantering

To be fair i had to carry all of them...

Won 5/7 matches as cake. Get fucked frozen milkfags.

>>384015694
This

>>384017369
If marina wins pearl is going to absolutely revenge the fuck out of that glowing pussy

What do you crave during a squiddling hot summer when the sun is burning down on you?

A nice cold ice cream cone or a big ol dusty dry cake?

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>Get kicked out of three matches
>Game tells me I'm being suspicious and might be penalized

>guy on enemy team is Legend27

Is that one of you fags?

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I can't get into the eshop guys

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>>384017561

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>>384017329
>>384017005
Man I forgot the rush of this game.

>>384017637
Maybe its your connection?

>>384017561
>you will never abduct a Squid loli and force feed her cake AND ice cream.

Getting DCs all the time now boys. Think it's shitting itself

>Someone is using the ink hover jet thing
>Notice where they'll return once it blows up
>Place an ink bomb there
>They land and instantly get splatted

No greater feeling. I can see this being a common tactic/punishment as the game evolves.

Fuck, this Splatfest has got me craving cake and ice cream.

>There literally aren't enough Cakeboys to find games

>41.8% vs 40.2%

kek, get obliterated cakenoobs

>>384017775
I had a brownie heaven waffle with ice cream earlier.

It doesn't count as a cake I'm sure.

>>384017775
Eating water-ice right now lad.
It's summer after all

>tfw not a single match against cowardly cakefags

>>384017805
4 of my 5 games were against cake, only one ice mirror

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>>384016459
Turn them off in options.
>>384016597
Press x
>>384017775
>tfw eating a magnum soon after

>>384017862
>frozenmilknerds hyped about 1 win
Enjoy your small victory I guess

>>384017695
Did I ask for your opinion?

wow getting some server issues right now with matchmaking

>>384018065

Shut the fuck up Onsokumaru.

>>384018065
go away trip autismo

>guy on enemy cake team called RainbowDashh

average cake player ladies and gents

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>get splatted
>the guy who killed you spams ZL

7 games 7 wins, step it up cakeboys

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>>384017775

>tfw when i have tons of different cakes on the fridge since my birthtday was on Tuesday

>>384018287
>guy on enemy Ice cream team called J-Furr
Average ice cream player folks

>>384018348
>tfw 62 to 23
I regret team cake

>cake guy called ILoveReddit
wow, I guess that's the average cake team member...

>>384016134


you again my nigga? my paypal forums switch came yesterday and i got it all set up for splatoon

>tfw they changed the sensitivity in Splatoon 2 from Splatoon 1 so now it's difficult to aim, can't get used to it.
>changing the sensitivity isn't helping
>only get like 2 bars of wifi on my switch so there's always some kind of dumb latency
I love this game, but it'd be nice to win more and not deal with dumb latency bullshit. Was never this bad in the first game.

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American Cake fag here. Won 4/5, why do European ice cream fags suck so much? Surly hope American ice cream fags are a more difficult opponent

>>384018359
Would love to if other cake fags would join the lobby. It always times out with just a few of us.

>4 ice guys in lobby waiting
>one cake guy joins
>leaves within seconds
>error, returning to menu

I CANT FIND A MATCH AGAINST CAKE

>ice cream fag on other team called "Boipussy cumdump"
G-guess im team ice cream now...

Cakefags are stupid.

I picked cake.

I always come up top and my fucking team lets rollers steam roll them fucking idiots.

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Guys, i missed the warning message when i started the game up, does the progress carry over to the actual release or not?

Non-gyro fag here. Played the shit out of Splatoon 1 using analogue aiming. Am I missing out not using gyro? How long will it take to get past the 'oh shit I don't know what I'm doing' stage?

Cake

>>384018618

No

>>384018683
Gyro is faster to make adjustments in aim. It takes a while to get used to.

Try using split joycon controls with the straps

>>384018683
Gyro is worse than analogue

>>384018683
In theory gyro can be better, you can see it if you watch videos of japanese neets who play splatoon 24/7 with the charger and 360 snipe everyone

but in practice you can get to S rank with traditional controls just fine as well, play whatever

>guy on ice cream team named David
This is just too much

>>384018823
Alright, thanks

>>384018618
The message said that stuff does not carry over.

>>384018683
literally no effort to learn gyro.

>>384018683
The stick sensitivity is completely different in this game and will likely throw you off, so be prepared for that. I've never used gyro so can't say anything there

Pick cake for America splatfest. Fucking hell.

this is my first non-japanese splatfest ever, I'm team cake and my teammates are completely fucking retarded, what the hell

>>384018683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmHbT6GZP8k
Watch this. Gyro a best.

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this is very important

VERY IMPORTANT

will anything I do on this carry over to when I buy the game, or is all I get bragging rights?

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>tfw just got wrecked by a cake team

>>384019089

literally how? were your teammates braindead? the only matches i've lost are mirrors.

>Pick Cake
>Have no idea wtf I'm doing
>Get rolled
>Figure it out
>Winstreak

only constant

>>384019085
Yes

Why are my teammates so bad? First timer here, didn't play the first game and always come out on top. Opposing team knows what they're doing a lot more, too.

>>384018683
Gyro is required to get to the top ranks, stickfags will never into S+.

>>384019085
Bragging rights

Why the fuck am I getting so many damn mirror matches? I'm Team Cake, I don't think this is fucking supposed to happen.

>>384017360
If she breathes, she's a thot.

>>384018889
I don't get the joke

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>>384019089
Get used to it

>>384019202
Wrong

>>384019263
Ice cream is a weak food, ice creamfags probably already ran out of energy and are now taking a nap.

>finally on a great team cake squad
>demolish in art academy
>game splits us up after the match
FUCK
YOU
SPLATOON

I just can't stop playing the roller
I try other weapons but always go back to the based roller

What other weapons would I like in the full game? Paint bucket? Brush?

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>Meme weapons constantly outclassed by the Splattershot yet again

I'm glad I can crutch on this easy piss and steamroll games

>muh dodgeroll

>joycon battery dead
>handheld battery dead

wew lad, this is fucking agony. The game is right in front of me and I can't play.
Fucking gay charging dock

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>>384019263
>Cakefags im facing unironically have numbers or youtuber names.
>we literally have Mario as an Icecream comrade
>he gets 11+ kills

Why is team cake so fucking shit, losing every match here

>People with the nickname EU
I know you're a filthy American

>>384019538
>joycon battery dead
Joycons last for 20 hours. If you still make them run dry that's on you.

>>384019484
You might like the Brush.
I'm really liking the dulies this time around.

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>tfw US starts that minute I clock in at work

why live? Cake bros, fight the good fight.

>>384019484
The Paint bucket works like an automatic shotgun.

>Zone is a pearlfag
>most based artist seem to be pearlfags
Quality over quantity you ice cream chocolate loving fucks, you think you're good?!

Do I have to make a whole new US eshop account to play the US splatfest if I'm EU?

>>384019606
Pretty much. I was hoping they would recharge when I play in handheld mode but I can see why they decided against that

>>384019710
>Zone
>quality
lad...

>tfw people on team can't even super jump
Team fucking cake.

Cakefags are literally retarded.

Mainstage > Academy

>>384019796
They do if your Switch has sufficient battery and your Joycons are low enough

What are the two icons at the end of the match?

Is it kills and deaths?

6th Ice Cream mirror match right here
what the fuck, these wins better count.

>Roller jump shot has longer range than everything other than charger
>It's turf war so covering ground quickly as what matters and that's what roller is best at and charger is shit at
Roller is objectively the best splatfest weapon for this demo.

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C'mon cakebros do it for her, dont let the bullies win.

>>384019952
Regular kills and Super kills.

>one guy on team stays in spawn ALL FUCKING GAME

I AM SO ANGRY

>>384019637
We'll make you proud.

>>384019995
We're fucked, cakefags are retarded.

>Keep getting matched with my own team
CAKEFAGS GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE

my ice cream power is 1575.2 right now
I guess that means I'm a mega shitter

>>384015574
Do we get things for the actual game if we participate in this?

>>384020159
no

>>384020006
fucking this.
>instead of trying to take the middle as soon as possible they try paint every pixel of spawn

>Pick Cake
>Cakefags literally retarded

For fucks sake, if you can't aim pick roller you shitters

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>>384019710
>Zone chooses the gremlin over delicious marina.
It because shes black isnt it.

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>>384020159
Bragging rights and skill

>>384020159
fun

goddamn this game is boring af

I like when waiting in the lobby pressing buttons on the pad plays different sounds.

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Are you frozen milk niggas even trying anymore?
May have started out rough but I haven't lost a match in like 11 rounds.

>>384020475
>being too dumb to take screenshots at the right time

What the fuck are you creamfags doing anymore? You're not even trying.

>>384020147
1680 ice cream reporting in.


How much longer does this fest run?

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>Keep getting mirror ice cream matches on art academy
I have yet to see mainstage or team cake.

>>384020000
I thought it was how many times you used a Special.

>>384018861
>>384018870
>>384018881
>>384018949
>>384018931
>>384019070
>>384019202
>>384019403

Cheers anons, guessing the jury's out on this one. The thing that's throwing me off is the mix of stick and gyro. Is there a way to make both axis gyro so I don't have to look left and right with the stick? Gonna give it a try regardless.

>>384020434
Try the analogue sticks too

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>>384020475
I haven't lost to any cakefags in the entirety of this splatfests
Try harder next time tripfag

>tfw 1712

I'm doing BETTER

>>384020568
it runs for 4 hours total
so we're almost halfway through

in 40 mins maps will change to two different ones

>>384019585
lmao deal w/it europoor

>>384020475
>has time to post screenshots
>implying he's even played more than 11 rounds
>tripfag
try again

I haven't played my switch in a few weeks and now my joy cons wont stay synced unless they're plugged directly into the tablet. They are also fully charged and I've tried the sync button, system settings and disconnecting and some other things. What the fuck? Anyone have a solution? I want to play on my tv...

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I like to think cake/cream pearl/marina fags are literally killing each other violently outside and meanwhile these assholes are backstage like pic related

9TH FUCKING MIRROR MATCH WITH MY ICE CREAM BROS

WHERE ARE YOU CAKEFUCKS HIDING??

>>384019323
People were pointing out odd and obscene names some members had and their opinions on said name, I contrasted the the posts by using the same format but using a normal/casual name instead of an odd/obscene one while still having a reaction to that of an odd/obscene name. Hope I explained well enough.

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>>384020632
Cause I have a capture card, it takes about 3 seconds to do it in between results and game searche-oh look there's another one.

C'mon Icebros.

>>384020606
Play with whatever you're most comfortable with.

>>384020807
Stuck in empty lobbies and time outs.

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>>384020206
kek

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>One guy on my team literally never leaves spawn

I guess I shouldn't be mad I get stuck with retarded children when I play a game for kids

>>384020916
I hope I get a game with you so I can rape your shitter tripfag bootyhole and post a screenshot for all to see.

Who 13xx cake shitter here
N-not my fault I always come first or second

Fuck it, cake has to be the most pleb fucking dessert on earth if these fuckers keep beating us this badly. fuck I've been carrying since I started. US cakebros, don't fucking suck like these euroshits

>>384020203

I have won every game as cake

>>384016894
Post more Pearl.

>tfw probably have 80% win rate between this and japan splatfest
Feels good mane.

>>384016923
I prefer ice cream over cake but I voted cake because Marina is a ugly old hag.

>>384020881
>cakefag named "PussySlayer420"
Some of you cake niggers are alright by me

>>384021038
>13xx

You are playing with the mentally challenged at that point my dude.

>half the matches are Ice Cream vs Ice Cream
Cake has already lost

>Literally just got stuck in a 2v4

Nice fucking game

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Thank God there is a miiverse substitute in the game, hope there will be some super interesting drawings again.

Who here /getting a little bored almost 2 hours in/

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>tfw Cake Champion

>>384015835
you're cute, anon

>>384021292
Mirror wins don't count towards Splatfest totals.

>8/1 victories as cake
>see some anon shitters complaining for losing

We are going to lose because of you faggots

Finally a match against some cakes and I fucking lose!
fuck this game.

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>>384021503
kys cakefag

So it's already confirmed that Cake is gonna lose, right?

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR GOD DAMN PROBLEM ICE CREAM? YOU'RE FUCKING GARBAGE.

>>384021460
Me.

I'd rather watch Pearl and Marina dance about.

>>384021541
really? so that is actually a detriment and a time waster if you get in a mirror match then huh

>>384021460
Probably due to constant mirror matches, hopefully the stage switches will make things a bit more interesting and fun.

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>>384021575
Just keep fighting amongst each other

>>384021541
wtf I hate Nintendo

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jfc cakebros, get your shit together

>>384021460

the only feeling I have is how I miss the gamepad. I can barely afford the game itself so I'll have to train myself extensively on single player with joycon grip as I can't buy a pro controller and I feel like joycons separated is serviceable but I'd rather not make it my default style

>>384021541
My point is the Ice Cream will surely win the popularity score.

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POST SPLATFEST LEVEL

>Current: 1696.9
>Highest: 1730.4

>>384021735
What about the joycon gamepad?

>>384021789
Current and highest: 1894.6

how's the pro controller?

>cake vs cake
???

I ink like crazy, I get 9~10 kills and we're still losing, what the fuck is wrong with you people. Team Cake btw.

>>384021537
Thanks mate, I just like cake.

How do I change weapons?

>>384021804

I like to play on the tv so handheld is not for me

>>384021625
Not necessarily, no.
The new way they find the winner is through 3 parts.

popularity
solo match winner (percentage)
squad match winner (percentage)

so even though cake is less popular, they could still have the higher win rate in both solo and squad matchmaking and win 2-1

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>>384021789
1661.4 and it's at it's highest

>>384021859
T. chargerfag who never moves up

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>>384021789
>Current: 1411.4 because of pic related
>Highest: 1701.5

>>384021910
he is talking about the shit where you slide in your joycons you idiot

>>384020206
>black
ur returded

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>Be cake
>Got stuck with wall painter, CoDfag camper and fag who paint their spawn point at the start
>Creamfags
>All JP name

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TACTICAL PEARL INCOMING.

>>384021789
Currenr/highest: 1713.4

>>384021743
doesnt matter, Splatfest scoring works differently this game. Popularity accounts for 1 point out of a total three. Ice Cream has that won, but if people cant find matches against cakes, then its an uphill battle to conquer the win ratios.

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>>384022007

>>384021789
Team Ice Cream
Current/Highest: 2171.0

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>>384021856

I am getting real fucking tired of Starfish Mainstage

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When's the NA one start? In like four and a half hours, right? I'm not the best at time zone conversions.

>>384022070
wow you're good at this game

>>384022101
20 mins til 2 new maps lad

>>384022007
You shitposting right? Pearl is most popular in Japan.

>>384021789
Current 1543.8
Highest 1720.2

>>384021997

I mentioned that in the first post. It's what I'm going to train with in single player before I go multiplayer

>Ice Cream Champion team
>All JP

Should I give up now?

>>384017294
>this tripfag is okay because hes a regular
Thats even worse holy shit he's been tripfagging so much people actually recognise this cancer on an anonymous image board

>>384021789
1872.4

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Holy shit I totally forgot about this. Thanks for reminding me.

>>384022264
he can also translate japanese and korean which is really fucking handy.

>>384022136
Yes.

>>384022352
Thanks.

>>384022161
Thanks. Guess playing Splatoon for 4 months straight since launch awakens the squid kid inside of me

>>384015663
I picked cake. I was single-handey carrying my entire team and won nearly every match. I had no fucking idea how good I was at this game.

> Low Battery
> Can't dock it and play on the telly cause I'm at the burds house

Sorry IceBois, I'm out

>>384017294
It's summer, boys.

>>384022161
I mean I'm getting it way too often in this rotation, Inkblot Academy is a way better map.

Also just hit Ice Cream Champion. 99 points till next rank.

>>384022348
yeah he's also a cunt like most tripfags
what the fuck is this ED cancer on /v/ these days? Next you'll see people pining to have LancedJack back on the boards.

>>384017294
>defending tripfags
Nu-/v/

I will never eat Ice Cream again after this shit. You fuckers are so god damn awful at this game.

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>see arrow that means an enemy squid is about to superjump to this location
>hide in ink 3 meters away and instantly roll over him when he lands

>>384022551
Well this is only my 3rd hour ever playing Splatoon still above 1500 power which I'm happy about.

>>384022671
Is 1500 rating good?

>>384022414
>at the burds

Fellow scotsman perhaps?

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Lets go cake, aim for a 3-0

never played splatoon 1
currently my ice cream power is 1663

>>384022535
The general consensus is and always was that tripfags had to serve a purpose, and he does, as long as he gives me my subs he can be as big a dickbag as he wants to be. He can be a bitch if hes OUR bitch

>>384022636
Woq never heard of this tactic before, thanks for the tip, Napoleon.

>>384022716
I started playing for the first time ever today and got 1737

so take that for what you will

I CONSTANTLY GET FUCKING DISCONNECTED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THIS DOESNT HAPPEN EVER WHEN I PLAY ARMS
WHAT THE FUCK NINTENDO

Was japan more stable in connection than the EU?

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>>384022810
You're welcome. Hope you're on team ice cream and don't use this trick against us..

We must put an end to the cake menace

FIFTEENTH
ICE CREAM VS ICE CREAM
MATCH

BLESSED NINTENDO

>>384022070
What rank were you in the first Splatoon?

how do I pick a side
help Im retard

>>384022729
Aye hwfg

>>384022806
Is it easy to type with tripfags dicks in your mouth, hands and ass?

I have to admit, the Nintendorks were right, this is the first time I've played Spaltoon and it's been a fucking riot so far. Will definitely pick this game up when it goes on release. Call me a shill and get fucked.

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>>384022735
We got this my dude.
I'm gonna take a small break from desecrating iceguys

>>384022902
Go to the monitor in front of Pearl and Marina.

FUCKING DO SOME ICE CREAMFAGS

>>384022945
West Lothian here ya baw bag.

>>384022806
Keep your trip on, onk, it makes posts like this less pathetic.

>>384023065
Weegie fag ya bass

>>384022964
Its fair exchange
You sound like a cream communist

>>384022974
>played 12+ matches
>can only muster up 3 winning screenshots
kek

Do i need 3 friends to play party mode, or 2 is enough?

Why is there no "hey you dumb fuckers stop camping in our spawn and get out there" button?

>>384023075
I'm not him though, im anon just like you, I want muh subs

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>>384022964

>>384022883
S+

Fuck this, I'm done. Ice Cream players are fucking garbage.

>>384022831
wifi might be shit, get an ethernet adapter

>>384023218
It's called the power button.

what comes after champion

Cake is going to win because everyone on Ice Cream is just doing dittos

When does the EU one end?

>>384023197
I tried it earlier in the JP splatfest and you definitely need 3 other people, didnt start with just me and another friend.

>>384023306

Cake will win because Cream is full of retards who can't do a fucking thing.

>tfw just played against ZONE
>splatted the fuck out of him once,
then he got back at me twice

>>384023302
King/Queen

>>384023302
European

I'm a Cake European right now, 200 points for next

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5 More minutes to new maps, I hope they aren't the same as the JP splatfest, they probably will be though.

>>384023258
O-oh. I guess that explains it. I was stuck in S.

>>384017775

>picked team ice cream
>baked a cake for my victory

>>384023352
Well, thats fucking stupid

>>384023340
2 Hours from now.

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Pearl got the moves

>>384023397
How do you know it was him? Someone could have just used the name.

>>384017005
You may be right
but you are also very very new

>>384023465
kys

>>384022401
what? it hasn't started yet, what are you talking about?

>>384023465
>you can actually see her panties
MUH DICK.

Is it safe to assume anyone whos name is either actual name and plus all lower case is a kid

>>384023465
I wish she'd 'move' out of the way and let Marina take the stage.

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As soon as i see a charger i know that team is going to lose. Like clockwork

>Smashing the game
>Team gets wi[ed last second
>Enemy inks everything

No worse feel

>>384015574
it hasn't started for me yet, it keeps saying there's no splatfest currently

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Fixed.

>>384023616
Those are shorts... It's the same case for every inkling in the damn game...

>cakefags about to crush us
>get in there and use my super to splat 3 of them at once, then splat the other one a few seconds later
>we end up winning

best feel

>>384023697
you gotta get it from the european e-shop

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Duel wield is so fun. I'm Xigbar motherfuckers

>>384023697
Do you have the EU splatfest demo downloaded? There are 3 different demos, the JP one, the EU one and NA. You have to download the correct one to play.

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took me all of like 5 minutes to realise there's no reason to pick anything over the splattershot

>>384023621
Haha, I realized that after I made that. It goes on for even longer and she's just in the way.

I'm team cake and I can say this is the worst team I have ever picked. This is my first non-Japanese splatfest too.

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>>384023713
>he hasnt seen the extra roomy woomy

>>384023820
kys tripfag

>>384023750
I'm Shakira

>>384023713
I know but it's clear it's just done to not trigger the cucks from NoA.

I remember Splatoon made me unreasonably angry. I hope this doesn't do the same.

>>384023789
well i live in europe with a european switch. so why wouldn't it be the EU demo?

No heavy machine gun? :(

Netcode seems better than splat 1

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come on cake bros!
do it for her!

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Humpback Pump Track is shit. SHIT.

>>384015928
>it's my birthday and no switch
...
:(

>>384024000
trips confirm

>>384023851
How soft is her woomy?

>>384023465

I bet Marina writes all the music

NEW MAPS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

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I forgot how fun this game was jesus

>>384023901
I don't know, maybe you had the region set to something else. Try closing the game and pressing the +button on it and check for updates, maybe you only have version 1.0.0, you need 1.0.1.

NEW

MAPS

>cake
>3 days in the fridge: taste like shit
>ice cream
>1 month in the freezer: still the same taste no matter which flavor you bought
wow, i don't know which team to choose...

>Lose only one time to cakefags
>Team of japs
Fuck off 2ch

>>384023530
I've been here for years. The only reason you should use one is if you're dumping things in a thread, or something similar, AND someone has tried to impersonate you.
I just have never known why autists like him have to shit up a perfectly nice thread.

>>384024126
>moray towers

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>>384023887
>losing repeatedly because of teammates who pick a fucking charger or spend the match splatting our spawn