http://www.express.co.uk/entertainm ent/gaming/828979/Ninten

L3/R3.

>2017
>4 Backpaddles are still not an industry standard
The DS4, Switch everything, and Xbox (unless you pay 150) can't use 2/3rds of the controller buttons without sacrificing control of the sticks. It's retarded.

>>384008052
Both sticks are clickable.

>>384008113
Fuck knows then.

>>384008052

The Joycons are clickable.

its nintendos fault that third parties won't su-
oh..

>>384008052
They are clickable

>>384007914
>games journalism

it's because there is no market for it. nintendo makes childrens toys.

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>>384007914
>devs being lying nigwads again
You could just come out and say you don't want to bother with Nintendo or their underpowered hardware, guys.

>playing console shooters
>supporting cliffy b
>believing blatant lies

And to think there are children on this board who will buy it.

The real answer is they don't think Lawbreakers is going to do well, and investing in a Nintendo version will only put the company further into the red. The game isn't looking to good and there's no pre-release hype behind it.

You know this would've been the perfect game to show that gyro FPS games can work.

>>384007914
>Lawbreakers

literally who

>>384007914
Did anyone figure out how to use the joycons as a PC controller yet? I want one for my living room PC setup.

>>384007914
>But the joycons have the same amount of buttons as the DS4?
No tough pad.

>>384009510
Isn't it funny how that is always the answer? It's always people on the verge of bankruptcy laughing at the idea of publishing on Nintendo consoles, same thing happened with Titanfall 2. Successful companies are always polite.

>>384009534
But PS4 has gyro too

>>384007914
>But the joycons have the same amount of buttons as the DS4?

+1

It has a select button and a seperate share button equivalent

>>384009534
No it wouldn't, trying to control a twitch shooter with gyros is fucking absurd.

>>384009510
>and there's no pre-release hype behind it.
This, I didn't even know it existed before these threads. I'd think most of the west would have learned by now how important marketing is since their games aren't actually good enough to stand on their own.

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Do yall think we'll someday get a hardcore Switch title that forces you to hold each Joy-Con separately, so you can use the side buttons?

>>384009613
Switch couldn't handle Titanfall. This is just Cliffy's company placing the blame on the controller.

>>384007914
>says ZR button twice on the right joycon
What?

>>384009635
So does the DS4

>>384009049

I'd buy a Switch if I could FUCKING FIND ONE FOR MSRP

>>384009613
Speaking of cunts and their tanking companies, I'm eager to see how Ninja Theory's new abortion turns out.

LawBreakers is fun. Better than new Unreal Tournament

>>384009613
t. whoever the fuck is making whatever the hell this game is

>>384009640
but shooting in real life is just like shooting gyro so.....

>>384009603
The touch pad is effectively the select button, or in the case of the joy cons, minus button. I doubt they require you to swipe on the damn thing for the game, there are hardly any first party games that do that.

>>384009635
The touchpad also functions as a clickable button

The only way this could be true is if it uses multiple inputs with the touchpad, which means Xbox wouldn't work. Otherwise, he's a fucking liar and a dumbass on top of that.

>ctrl f "analog triggers"
>0 results
Why is /v/ full of shills?

>>384009724
Amazon and Walmart had them in a bunch of times in the past week. Not hard at all. I've bought 7 and sold 6 so far.

>>384009697
Clearly a typo anon

>>384009960
Anything you need analog triggers for is best played with a different controller anyway like a racing wheel.

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>>384009878
>console FPS
>literally have to move either your moving hand or your aiming hand off the control sticks to do some kind of swiping motion

>>384010123
Just like it's better to play more powerful games on powerful consoles.

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>>384010038

https://twitter.com/lawbreakers/status/885305442364256257

>>384010301
Sure, but graphics don't affect gameplay in any meaningful way.

>>384007914
>>384010310

>the state of game developers.

Embarrassing

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>>384007914

>>384007914
It's probably the lack of analogue triggers and the touchpad that's making up the difference. The touchpad can act as 4 buttons as well as having slides and flicks and shit.

>>384010607
And the xbox controller then? But seriously, if a shooter ever needs all those buttons, you've gone and fucked up.

>>384009589
But why?

>>384007914
I think it's less to do with buttons and more the controller being novel. Dualshock is an old design, people are used to making games around it. There's probably this perception that the joycon set up has less precise control which may be true. I can imagine playing Hitman with them.

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>>384010450
Yes it does, else you wouldn't need so much power on the Switch.

>>384010761
No it doesn't

>>384010141
They tried it with Killzone, but I don't know if it did anything in multiplayer. I mean, ultimatly we're talking about console FPS games, so not much else they need to do to make it even more gross.

>>384010827
Nice comeback.

>>384010948
Don't need a particularly creative comeback for a nonsensical post.

>>384009579
right? i looked up gameplay and it just looks like some copy/paste titan fall garbage

>>384010575
Fuck i'm trying this other one it was with a developer who knew nothing about the switch at all and was saying stuff.

>>384010761
why did this person do this? it really doesn't need it.

>>384010450
Graphics meaning "amount of triangles" or art style?

They can keep it. The game fucking sucks.

>>384010756
I like the idea that you can use the controller in separate hands so you can play in any position you want.

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>>384011145

What company is this and why should I care?

>>384007914
>bullshit excuses
And why are you surprised?

>>384011254
Amount of triangles, resolution, muh fancy particle effects. Graphical fidelity.

Art style isn't dependent on power in the least and would be the same for a given game across platforms.

>>384007914
A lot of developers are coming up with overly polite reasons why they can't port to Switch, without just outright slagging Nintendo.

Like every reason a dev has given has always sounded like a bullshit excuse not to have to say "their console can't run shit with those specs", the worst is companies who don't just immediately say 'no' to a Switch port

like Square is pussyfooting around the idea of porting FFXIV to Switch (like they need that shitty idea on their plate with so many major multi-million dollar projects already going on), when any idiot can look at that game and see, it's not going to happen unless it gets significant visual downgrades, like for fuck's sake they can't even get a rocksteady 30fps on Zelda.

Every single new game on Twitter now gets these chirps from retards for a Switch port, whether it would make any sense whatsoever or not.

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From the voices of third party devs:

>Nintendo Switch's ARM CPU isn't powerful enough to handle our games vision. We would have to downgrade how many enemies visible on screen, reduce draw distance for usable objects, and tone down how much spell effects that are displayed at once.

>Nintendos publishing policy for the Switch is more restrictive than Steam or PS4. The licensing fees are higher if you want to make a physical or digital release, there are certain quality assurance meddling that Nintendo does which delays our games, and they don't give us as much developer support or marketing support as other competitors.

>We would love to make games for the Switch, however we fear that they will not sell as well like on other platforms. Nintendo consumers tend to prefer first party games over third party games, this is especially true if any third party game launches near the same date as a Nintendo title. So we must delay our games to avoid that competition or hope that Nintendo has enough consumers that are interested in third party on their console than PS4 or Xbox One.

>Titanfall on the Switch? FUCK NO

>>384007914

>it's another "we can't be arsed to make a port so we will use excuses" articles episode

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>>384007914
If you get two controllers, can you use both left halves on them as the two sides of one controller? I think the asymmetrical stick design is stupid.

>>384007914
Who the fuck are those lying cunts and why should I care?

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>>384011581
Nice art style bro

>>384011976
Why do people care so much about ports at this point anyway. It's a fucking handheld. It should be getting handheld games.
Nobody complained about Skyrim not being on the fucking 3DS, did they?
But that's gonna be slow going because the switch is too expensive to develop for handheld devs.

>>384009065
Except they can't. It's business talk, by saying the hardware is too shit to run a game it would negatively affect switch sales. You don't want to ruin your potential business partners by first negatively affecting them through a dumb statement.

>>384009851
But the Xbone doesn't have a touchpad, and they said they're considering releasing for it down the line. So why the Xbone and not the Switch, of both controllers effectively have the same number of buttons?

>>384012491
Yeah the art style is the same, show me where these graphical changes make the gameplay more engaging

The DS4 touchpad actually has 2 "buttons" inside of it, basically L4/R4. So technically the Switch is missing 1 insignificant button.

>>384012494
>Nobody complained about Skyrim not being on the fucking 3DS, did they?
Trust me, they'd do it if they could. They made several prior attempts at taking Oblivion to portable hardware, it always got canned (Oblivion Travels PSP, Oblivion Mobile)

>>384011976
>like for fuck's sake they can't even get a rocksteady 30fps on Zelda.

that's not an hardware problem, zelda has been in development for 5 years and made to work 100% for the Wii U architecture that used a widely different language than switch, we are taling PowerPC vs Arm which is like saying japanese and arabic, it's incredible enough that they ported zelda in under a year considering it wasn't even built for the switch to begin with and even then it STILL runs it better whan Wii U.

>>384007914
>Nintendo Switch games news: You won't believe why THIS game isn't coming to Switch

Fuck you for not archiving
Fuck you for making me look at this you horrid cunt

>>384012494
So then why is Nintendo charging home console price for both the hardware and software if it's just a handheld?

>>384012683
So why does Mario doesn't look the same from 20 years ago if the gameplay is the same?

>>384009065
Businesses don't interact like autistic children on the internet

Doing so benefits literally nobody

>>384010450
Hardware power doesn't have to equate to graphics. Ai, amount of objects interacting with eachother on screen, physics related mechanics, there is tons of wys that gameplay can benefit from hardware power.

>>384012963
Don't care. You get a 15% discount if you preorder the games.

>>384013004
The gameplay isn't the same though.
A dev can change both graphics and gameplay in a new game anon.
Sometimes they will change one and not the other, for example the Four Swords has the same artstyle as Minish Cap even though the gameplay is very different.

>>384010579
kek

>>384013138
Sure but that's not what they said at all

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>>384007914
It won't sell well on the Switch. That's what they're trying to say. Who the FUCK buys western third party games on Nintendo consoles?

>>384013170
>mario doesn't play the same
Now I've heard everything. Next you're going to say CoD doesn't play the same too. Oh wait, musous doesn't play the same right?

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>Defective on launch,bricked if you got bad luck
>Barely portable, doesn't fit in pockets, you have to take a bagpack just to play a game outside
>Joycons are extremely fragile and with range problems
>Can't put stickers on joycons, you can on the ps4 and xbone controllers
>No browser
>No voice chat without smartphone
>Pro Controller extremely expensive
>Can't play while charging, cable gets in the way, have to buy a stand that is sold separately
>Stand is extremely faulty
>HD Rumble increases the price while not doing anything
>No worth exclusives
>TV mode hinders FPS performance
>UI sucks really bad with the minimalism trend
>Comes with dead pixels you can't fix
>Screen is TN, not IPS
>Huge bezel, screen is way too tiny
>Can't use Ethernet or USB ports, only unstable Wifi not suited for online gaming
>Hard to buy it due to artificial scarcity
>Paid online
>Continuous Wifi connectivity problems due to Security Protocols incompatibility
>Looks like a fisherprice toy, you'll be ridiculed if you play it outside
>Outdated graphics
>Underpowered hardware
>3 hours battery max
>600$ on 3rd world countries, unlike the competition which is half the price and includes games
>Save states are locked on console, if you lose it or it malfunctions you will lose all your progress.
>32 GB internal memory is very little for more than 5 games, competition has 500 GB minimum
>Uses cartridgers instead of discs
>Still uses friend codes
>No AAA support, only indies and nintendo support
>Can't do 1080p
>The dock can scratch the screen really easily
>Cables melt after long hour sessions
>Game cartridges taste horrible
>Straps are extremely hard to pull out of the joycons and can get jammed and actually cut you
>Single Joy cons are extremelly uncomfortable and small
>Cases are innecessarily big for no reason when the cartridges are too small
>Can't charge it with your Mac Laptop, it charges the Laptop instead
>Hard to buy games fromother countries
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb-srOfRqNc

>>384007914
Wait, they have only 3 grams in weight differnce??
Right joy con R feels way heavier than joy con L.
Or am I just beeing weak and/or over sensitive?

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>>384010761
>>384011332

>>384013274
So Super Mario World plays the same as Mario Galaxy?

>>384012865
The gimmick of the Switch, the initial reason it was supposed to appeal more to 3rd parties, was because it supposedly runs any code you put in it very easily without choking, like Wii U did when you tried to port to it.

There's also evidence to support that they deliberately gimped the wii u version to make sure it didn't end up being a better choice than the switch version (due to gamepad focus and two screen function)

>>384012902
What's wrong with it

>>384009640
Stick for looking, gyro for precision. It makes the best twitch shooter. Takes hella getting used to after so many years of just twin sticks only.

>>384011976
>Didn't pay attention to any of the pre-release articles

You realize games like Dark Souls 3 and Resident Evil 7 have been confirmed to work on the console right?

>>384009724
Go to a rural Walmart.

>>384013486
they did gimp the Wii U, but not from a performance standpoint.

> it supposedly runs any code you put in it very easily without choking
This is confirmed. RE7 and Dark Souls 3 were ported just as test projects and worked out well. UE4 even just has a button on it that says "Cook for Switch" that basically does most of the porting for you.

>>384013284
>Game cartridges taste horrible
damn, i was hoping to add them to my dinner.

>>384013494
I'm not sure why "I wont believe" a certain game is not coming out to a dockable tablet console

and a game no one even cares about yet

>>384013734
RE7 is a game where there is hardly ever much onscreen and there are a bunch of low-graphics settings a switch port could use.

DS3 switch I would have to see to believe, as in see on a store shelf for sale, to believe

OKAY. HERE I GO. I'M BITING THIS BAIT.

>>384013284
>Defective on launch,bricked if you got bad luck
Like literally any new consumer electronics
>Barely portable, doesn't fit in pockets,
Fair point
>Joycons are extremely fragile and with range problems
Wrong.
>Can't put stickers on joycons, you can on the ps4 and xbone controllers
Wrong
>No browser
I don't need 30 different web browsers on all my different devices
>No voice chat without smartphone
Fair enough
>Pro Controller extremely expensive
It includes above average hardware. The cost is proportionate.
>Can't play while charging, cable gets in the way, have to buy a stand that is sold separately
Yeah, hat's dumb
>Stand is extremely faulty
Nope
>HD Rumble increases the price while not doing anything
HD Rumble is great
>No worth exclusives
Fanboy lies
>TV mode hinders FPS performance
Lies
>UI sucks really bad with the minimalism trend
Opinions
>Comes with dead pixels you can't fix
Lies
>Screen is TN, not IPS
Lies
>Huge bezel, screen is way too tiny
Opinions
>Can't use Ethernet or USB ports, only unstable Wifi not suited for online gaming
Lies

I was gonna address every point in your list, but it's clear to see that you're fucking with me.

>>384013294
Try jerking off with your right arm every now and then.

>>384013284
>>Barely portable, doesn't fit in pockets, you have to take a bagpack just to play a game outside

The only people who ever had a DS with them are people who didn't have phones, car keys, or had a jacket with extra inner pockets.

Besides that, anyone I've ever seen play a DS in public kept it in a bag

The switch is pocketable by the same means if you have a jacket with two inner pockets, you just have to separate the controllers and the console

Besides that, I have no idea what your idea of a solution to this might be.

>>384014078
>Fair point
Just because it isn't pocketable doesn't mean it isn't portable.

>>384013959
Google it.

>>384014135
Yes but let's be honest: 3DS is MORE portable. Vita is MORE portable.

>>384014157
I'm not denying that they got it to run but I'm saying I'd have to see it for sale to think it was in any saleable capacity or they would've done it by now, DS on switch would sell out instantly worldwide, since they have nothing of substance to play

>>384009510
the real answer is hardware is shit

>>384014278
Yeah and if you want portable so much go buy a fucking Vita, the Switch is the world's only hybrid console.

>>384014078
i love the switch but i do have to agree with the tv mode performance drop. it's not much and it happens only on rare occasions but it is still there.

>>384014316
Yes but the idea would be to port all three games + DLC. You'd know that if you looked at the URL I showed.

Bet you anything Fromsoft announced Dark Souls Trilogy at TGS alongside their new games.

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>>384008113
>>384008194
So are they clickable

>>384007914
DS4 has the most buttons of any current gen controller; the touch pad has at least two extra buttons underneath, and can act as pseudo buttons with swipes

This is most likely irrelevant however, and the devs are just looking for an excuse

>>384014397
No. It's there for SOME games and they always conveniently ignore how TV mode is higher res among other things.

>>384009724
It's not that hard to find if you use a tracker that notifies you when a switch is available at some store. Doing that I found it online in like a day or so.

>>384014434
>the URL I showed.
https://www.vg247.com/2016/12/07/from-soft-already-has-dark-souls-3-running-on-nintendo-switch-trilogy-re-release-in-consideration-report/

Turns out I forgot to show one. Oops.

>>384012902
>clickbait is actually real
>literally nobody else mentions in the thread mentions it

holy shit, so this is why media has gotten so fucking awful. people don't even notice anymore.

>>384012120
>We can't compete with Nintendo because they keep making better games than us
Sounds accurate, honestly. Glad I also have a PS4, Vita, 3DS, and PC because only a retard or a casual would stick with only a single device.

>shit dev making shit excuses
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>>384014615
nobody cares about clicking the non-second party links if you are familiar with this site, we are just looking for a opener here (i.e. the title of the article) for the shitposting.

>>384013274
Nigger people sit around shitting on every new Mario game for playing too differently from previous games. That is literally the biggest complaint across the series between every damn game.

Lawbreakers literally has no business being on consoles anyways, it only exists for some easy money from the console idiots with nothing else to play.

>>384012120
>not powerful enough
No, it's that your company likely has hella technical debt or doesn't give a fuck enough to do optimization. You just use a third party engine that runs like shit on Switch, use Unreal and 80% of your budget goes to animators and artists, or you have a shitty as fuck custom engine.

> there are certain quality assurance meddling that Nintendo does which delays our games

Holy fuck. Nintendo doesn't want you to release glitchy, shitty ass code on their console. You are literally saying you don't give a fuck about releasing a well polished product.

>licensing fees are higher if you want to make a physical or digital release,

ie. you're a greedy fuck and you'd rather not release your game and make no money at all rather than share a little more profit with Nintendo and make your game as available as possible.

> however we fear that they will not sell as well like on other platforms.

This is a legit concern, but is ultimately a marketing and ecosystem issue -- on both Nintendo's and the dev's end, nothing inherently wrong with the Switch.

>>384012120
>complaining about having to do QA on their games.

Wow.

>>384012406
no, they're designed as a right as left you can't switch them around

>>384014615
The story a couple days old Look at this >>384010310

>>384015002
>it's that your company likely has hella technical debt or doesn't give a fuck enough to do optimization
So why don't they find companies that don't have this then?

>>384015106
Are you stupid as fuck? I'm talking about the title of the article.

>>384015002
Finally somebody who knows how to interpret bullshit.

Anybody notice how almost zero Japanese devs have made stupid excuses about Switch ports? Because Jap devs are competent programmers and developers who can into optimization and other things.

>>384015371
Monster Hunter World

>>384015617
There's probably more moneyhatting. Capcom's a lot of things, but their engines are straight magical.

>>384015371
>Because Jap devs are competent programmers and developers who can into optimization
Got a chuckle outta me.

>>384011976
>when any idiot can look at that game and see, it's not going to happen unless it gets significant visual downgrades

Being honest by admitting Switch ports will be inferior is no way to sell a subpar product (or in this case, generate interest). They're being coy just in case they do decide to release a shitty port.

>>384016353
So Sony, Microsoft and Gaben can pay the price but not Nintendo? Did they finish their money paying for the 3DS games?

>>384017380
More like Sony wants to keep MH off a Nintendo platform.

Microsoft and Steam are irrelevant. Do you really think this western push is going to go anywhere significant, or do you think it's just going to be another Monster Hunter game that people that already play Monster Hunter will enjoy?

Keeping a Switch version from cannibalizing PS4 sales is the name of the game, and just putting out some multiplat versions nobody will care about is an acceptable compromise.

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>>384013284
>>Barely portable, doesn't fit in pockets

yeah bro I wish it fit in my pocket as well as the DS, the ultimate portable handheld

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>>384010579
Here's your controller bro.

>>384017961
That is clearly a small child.

>>384016353
The team that does MH is not magical. They stay on outdated hardware (or force it to look like shit on good hardware) so they have less work to do.

Maybe their MTf engine or similar can be called "magical". But definitely not anything MH related.

>>384017698
So Sony can only afford to keep the game off Nintendo but not enough to keep the game off of Xbox and PC? Why can't Nintendo afford it?

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>>384012120
>there are certain quality assurance meddling that Nintendo does which delays our games
>they make us make sure our games actually work

>>384012120
Any source?
Or which devs said this?

>>384015617
PS3 is 228.8 GFLOPS @ 32fp. Switch is 393 GFLOPS @ 32fp, 786 GFLOPS @ 16fp undocked.

I'd say MH:W is pretty similar in graphics to Uncharted 3 on PS3.

The Switch is capable of it. Not that I expect people to do Naughty Dog-level optimization, but I think MH:W could probably be on the Switch with only modest downgrades if Capcom really wanted to.

The PS4-only choice was probably to keep dev costs down, as they're pandering heavy to the US audience in this game, where PS4 is the king console. Switch would've been a bad business decision.

>>384018437
80% of Monster Hunter sales are in Japan, the XBone and PC versions aren't going to matter in the grand scheme of things. What does matter is that the Switch is poised to kick the legs out from under the already dying console market in Japan.

>>384018437
>So Sony can only afford to keep the game off Nintendo but not enough to keep the game off of Xbox and PC?
Xbox and PC aren't a competition for MH. A portable MH is a no brainer for the majority audience for Monster Hunter.

>>384018627
So why can't Nintendo afford it again? They were able to afford the 3DS games and keeping them off Vita. After all, Vita-3DS multiplats always sell at least twice better on Vita.

>>384018684
See >>384018765

>>384018765
Nintendo has nothing to worry about. If World doesn't become a cultural phenomenon in the west (it won't) Capcom will come crawling back. There is no reason to compete in this.

>>384018959
Ah so another 4 years to wait then. Good investment there Nintendo.

>>384018765
>So why can't Nintendo afford it again?
That's not how contracts work. If Sony paid money to keep it off the Switch then that's the end of it.

At least until XX outsells World.

>>384019065
I don't know. 3DS contract lasted 6 years. And their first 3DS game bombed as fuck, not to mention the last one.

>>384019213
>And their first 3DS game bombed as fuck
There hasn't been a mainline Monster Hunter game that has bombed.

>not to mention the last one.
Cross was just under 4 in sales.

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>>384019065
>At least until XX outsells World.

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The biggest problem with the Switch is that it was rushed out the fucking door, and launch owners like me get in deep shit that the fucking Nintendo hivemind REEEEEEEEEs until everyone ignores us.

>Had to send in my joycons because of connection issues (if I didn't also get a pro controller I would have been fucking pissed)
>Had WiFi connection issues that I had to buy the little hori dongle to solve
>Now my USB port shit itself and I have to send the console in for repair the week Splatoon 2 comes out, and if I remember anything from when I got my 3DS repaired this shit is going to take fucking forever

Not to mention the damn always freezes 3/10 times whenever I pull it out of the dock and needed forcibly reset, but nope, I'm just lying about my problems because I'm a damn dirty troll and not because I've been severely losing faith in Nintendo for the last couple years and this fucking thing clinched it.

At least you supposedly get a free copy of 1 2 Switch if you have to get your console repaired, so now I have a drinking game I don't need to pay for.

>>384009579
a failed attempt at taking down overwatch

>>384019573
MH3G and MHXX both bombed.

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>>384013165
What games?

>>384019626
The Switch has problems nobody is denying that, but they're such a minority that they aren't even a problem .The joycon problem was the most widespread one and even then it was that big of a problem and was fixed within weeks. Should there be no problems? Yes. But is it Xbox 360 tier? Hell no, not even close

>>384009960
It's on PC.

>>384019962
i dont get it

>>384019806
>MH3G and MHXX both bombed.
3G isn't even mainline. It was just a port. The game basically doesn't even exist to people.

And XX got around 2 mill. It's disappointing but far from a bomb.

>>384017698
>Do you really think this western push is going to go anywhere significant
Honestly? I do. You have no idea how much people hate playing Monhun on handhelds.

>>384021345
>You have no idea how much people hate playing Monhun on handhelds.

Every MonHun not on a handheld flopped. The best selling is Portable 3rd, 4 Ultimate and Cross

>>384007914
DS4 has touch pad. Not only more input methods by swiping, but also left click and right clink on touch pad can be separate inputs.

>>384012120
>Using this copypasta again
>STILL no source
give it up nigger

>>384020207
Think real hard. You can't get a discount on something that doesn't exist

too many buttons tbqh

>>384009695
>Switch couldn't handle Titanfall
Switch could handle Titanfall 2. Titanfall 2 only problem is the audio and the devs refuse to optimize or a option to reduce the sound channels even PS4 and Xbox One has those anonying sound crackling.

>>384013165
Where? From the eShop?

>>384012963

Because the games it can run warrant it.