why aren't you gaming in a "husband pod" whil

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>>383956563
the implied degeneracy here is unnerving

>>383956563

>China makes vidya companies reveal loot box drop rates
>bans kiddos from playing too much
>is making a vidya college campus
>and gives us vidya waiting pods

Based China is saving vidya

>>383956563
>girlfriend

Significant other is the proper term since not all of us have a "girl"friend

>>383956768
"Significant other" is the most newspeaky, clinical, sterile, awkward word ever to come out of political correctness. Go fuck your boyfriend and then yourself.

Looks like the first step to cucksheds.

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>>383957327

Wow, rude.

>>383958034
Soda is the way to say it
t. Coloradian

>>383958138
>>383958034
>not using soda and pop interchangeably
once went to a mcdonalds and the cashier girl couldn't understand me when I asked for pop, had to say coke.

>>383958138
a lifetime of it being hammered into my skull has caused me to just say "coke" as a generic catch all for sodas, like "kleenex" or "band-aid"

>>383958769
So what do you say when you specifically want a coke?

>>383958852

give me a coca-cola

>>383956563
I get to be in my Husband Pod playing virtual cat grab and my Wife and child get to be in the Escalator.

I LOVE CHINA NI HAO

>>383956563
http://archive.is/6x9nV
if you dont want to pay for tv like a good goy

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>>383958034
>an entire third of america calls all soft drinks 'coke'

Why hasn't this country been nuked yet?

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>>383961827
>Calling Pop a "soft drink"
You should be burned at the stake dirty frogposter.

Because while you game in your little box, your girlfriend is asking the Alpha Lee to watch her try on lingerie before fucking him in the changing room and both of them falling through the floor into the dark abyss that lies underneath all of China's malls.

>>383958034
yeah can i get a uhhhhhhhh cocola

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>>383962091
Do you pronounce that "cock-o-la"?

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>>383961982
I dont, but it's the best universal name for them.

I call them Fizzy Drinks like the rest of the UK. Its the best name for them anyway.

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colapop master race

>>383956768
girl(male)friend

läsk you fags

>>383956563
I wish they had one of these at Tyrone's house. I hate having to wait in the car for my wife to come out.

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