ITT: Poorly describe a video game's story I'll start:

Religious journey becomes a journey to stop a jaded halfie who was shunned everywhere, lost his halfie sister, and split the world in half.

A lady gets mad and turns into a monster so she needs to go on a vision quest with some thugs and find out why the chicken crossed the road.

>>383952196
Ape Escape 2

You die and then get revived to go on a mission to stop (or hatch) and egg.

>>383952196
DK64
>>383953183
Symphonia
>>383953508
Berseria

You die, come back alive and get special powers, and die again.

You die then you come back with a different name as a support character

You're a robot on the nation's border patrol but eventually you turn around and become a libcuck but still kill an entire cartel anyways to keep your land safe.

>Muh waifu
I think I described like pretty much 70% of all Japanese games

>>383952196
An alien race and a fringe group get into an internal slapfight and accidentally the entire galaxy

You play as the villian from the last game, destroy a terrorist base single handedly, and take over a planet

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Gayboy destroys space-trump.

Fish who doesn't understand natural selection eats its way up the food chain.

Nerd experiments on animal waifus.

>>383954615
Head like a fucking orange

>>383954693
Seaman or Spore maybe

Terrorist immigrant destroys society

>>383954895
GTA IV

You and five buddies kill a guy's kids and then kill him. You then likely throw away the reward.

>>383952196
A child enslaves hundreds of wild animals and forces them to fight to near-death.

>>383954693
Evo:search for eden

Greedy jew goes after the people who flooded his home

>>383955052
Pokemans

>>383955052
Pokemon

>>383954975
Not what I had in mind but still accurate I guess.

>>383952196
Rich guy keeps trying to get some housebreakers out of his house

>>383955052
Pokemon?

failed experiment slaughters some native islanders and kills some other experiments and two terrorists.

world's ending/ended and your video games broke, go outside and make a friend

A guy from a small village gathers a party and eventually fights god

>>383955337
Monopoly

Guy uses tiny battle robots to stop an organic battle robot from destroying the world

>>383955284
Crash Bandicoot

Samurai Cowboy hunts down gang

A game of The Sims goes wrong, the Sims themselves get out of the computer and the sun is bad for you.

>>383955337
Nier:Auto

>>383955284
WOAH

An anime redhead must kill the imposter of Napoleon with dancing.

>>383955550
Rhythm Thief?

you fight an army led by a russian hacker who destroyed San Francisco of all the gay with a dildo-shaped laser cannon. after destroying the weapon, hilary clinton shoots herself

im not fucking joking, this is real and the game's legit good

mailman meddles in politics

>>383955612 Yep. Didn't think someone would get it.

>>383955550

Crypt of the Cuckreviewer

You kill your enemies with green bananas and carry your milk in cards.

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image familiar

https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCakHwnobWWixOWaVwyLY9Nw

>>383955621
i gove up wht is it

Unidentified man rapes local ecosystem and kills locals

Luchadors and memes

You recruit an army that doesn't like you.

You'd only play it for the gameplay.

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>>383954730

>>383952196
>A hungry man gets forcibly recruited into an inter-planetary conflict he essentially wins single handedly

An American stereotype with blue skin must take down a blonde with a complementary color of skin.

A fucker took your shit, and now you got to deal with it.

>>383955865
MGSV?

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>>383954004
>DK64
kek

Cyberghost of a super brain cancer patient meets the perfect wife and they kill the cyberghost of a super brain surgeon and his partner, Buddha.

>>383955425
you're probably not serious, but no
hint:it's basically a rehash of another game made by the same dev

Battletoads

>>383952196
Any basketball game.

Dylan and Eric's successors reinvent the school shooting by having the students kill eachother instead.

>>383955621
Saints Row IV??

>>383955397
Xenoblade

Man steals back crown from birds using magic

>>383952196
The entire world gets destroyed, but you survive because you ate a bug, then you go take over the destroyed world and punch a disco ball

You have to save mother earth from any alien attack

>>383956053
Danganronpa?

>>383956124
Xcom?

>>383956060
>>383955849
Vanquish

>>383956124 Mother 2?

Get back to your ayy overlords because a rabbit wanted to get out.

>>383955424
Star ocean?

>>383956124
I can't tell you what the game is, but from that alone it sounds wonderful

>>383952196
Your dad got drunk and accidentally destroyed a bunch of property, so you have to go around finding (shitty) replacements by collecting garbage.

>>383956006
FFXIV

Terrorist organization destroy the World Goverment because they are a bunch of racist.

>>383956231
Katamari

>>383956223
no wait i'm a dumbass, it's EDF not wonderful 101
why did i think that anyways

bored dad tapes bits of desk fans to his guns and goes on daily murder sprees

>>383956124
FROM VICIOUS GIANT INSECTS WHO HAVE ONCE AGAIN COME BACK

>>383956295
ding ding

>>383955621
Vanquish

>>383956136
Correct

MARIO
EVEN IF YOU WERE BORN WITHOUT A SPINE YOU ALWAYS MANAGE TO FOIL MY PLANS

>>383956326
Body Harvest?

>>383956307
Bioshock infinite

>>383955397
Half of all the jrpgs ever made

Guy who is technically you as well wants to fuse with you and destroy humanity because humanity is shitty.

>>383956307
Dead Rising 2

Guy gets lost and now he's trying to get home, hilarity ensued.

Trunks, Pepe, E-102 Gamma and a few sluts travel through time in a flying Cadillac before excising a tumor growing inside the Earth

>>383956581
Conker's Bad Fur Day?

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You're dead. except you're not and you cant remember fucking shit so you set out on a quest to kill yourself.

>>383956643
Chrono Trigger

>>383956643
Chrono Trigger

>>383955412
Custom Robo

>>383952196
San Andreas

A spineless hero goes across the galaxy to stop a tyrannical monarch, and save his girl.

here are a few
you search for rare device and defeat an army
you search for another rare device
you search for your dad
you search for the guy who tried to kill you
you search for your son

>>383955052
DIGIMON
DIGITAL MONSTERS

>>383956659
Planetscape

>>383956832
Fallout series.

You were the cat all this time

>>383956659
Stalk

>>383956809
Super Mario Galaxy?

>>383956792
theres 4 niggers in san andreas. try again

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Twisted Metal, but feminine.

>>383955692
>>383955550

Sequel never ;_;

We'll never know what his Father's doing

We'll never know what the fuck Charlie found

Earth has been enslaved by giant centipedes and you have to overthrow their rule.

youre some random dude and get crazy powers and fight yourself through the game and kill your dad

>>383956870
>>383956908
no

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>>383952196
After the consequences of immigration are made clear an abomination of science and his secret girlfriend have to violate civil codes, learn the value of public transportation, and.

>>383954531
Halo?

You try to save earth by killing a giant chinese woman

You and your brother compete with and later kill your friend

>>383954360
Monster World 4?

An autistic robot has a panick attack after being invaded that he time travels to stop it but still gets his ass kicked by the same people

you are a space crusader rebelling against the government and you suffer from extreme shame spirals causing you to trap yourself in and endless time loop and your legs are broken

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the world is in some sort of nuclear winter so you burn things for money to buy more things to burn until your house explodes

You're pregnant with God in your womb
You have an abortion

>>383957048 I actually asked where Rhythm Thief 2 was on the last weeks Sonic The Hedgehog YT channel stream. They didn't answer the question.

>>383956943
No. The character im talking about literally has no spine.

>>383955337
Mother 3

REPLICAAAAAAAAA

>>383956809
Earthworm jim

>>383956809
tonic trouble

>>383957310
Little Inferno

>>383957310
little inferno

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A Dog, A Robot, Kronk, and an Amputee talk about stupid shit and in-jokes while you fuck up a local Nevada past time.

>>383955786
Hitman
>>383957310
little inferno

>>383957524
Poker Night 2

Nigger kills cops except he's legit the good guy this time

a child aborts himself

>>383957583
Yep

>>383957515
didnt think anyone would get that one. good work anon.

>>383956659
dark souls

>>383957606
San Andreas?

>>383957660
Binding of Isacc

autistic mute kid who lives on a tiny island stabs the King of the Jews in the head

>>383957372
Earthworm Jim!

>>383957714
No and I doubt you have the clue right

>>383956078
noone will get this

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some faggot throws you on the border and you need to escape the country before your family dies

>>383957817
Wind Waker

You owe money to a jewish raccoon

>>383957454
>>383957827
Correct.
>>383957475
Also a great answer.

>>383952196
3 cops quit the force so they can beat up more people and are celebrated as heroes.

>>383957972
Animal crossing

>>383955424
Digital Devil Saga?

>>383957972
Animal Crossing

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>>383956659
Shadow of chernobyl?

A giant alien who tries to control fate kidnaps your son after your house gets destroyed so you set out on a quest to save him

>>383957913
papers please

>>383957316
SH3

Policemen collect toys to save the world.

you have to save bratty high school kids from a serial killer after they plan a terrible trip to a cabin in the mountains. Everything bad is their own fault. The serial killer is not the worst person by a long shot.

nine lunatics from different places of the world, come together during the 70's in the New Mexico desert to fight a private war for a rich man against another group of nine lunatics owned by another rich man.

>>383954693
Fez Dev Cycle: The Game?

>>383954004

Yup, it was Symphonia.

>>383958116
overwatch: the prequel

>>383957913
Total Overdose?

>>383958115
friday the 13th for the NES

DUDE MOBY DICK LMAO

>>383958292
think brattier kids and a colder mountain

>>383957972
You owe money to a jewish fairy.

>>383958073
Yeah!
>>383958260
no

Disney's Robin Hood in Modern day.

>>383958407
Until Dawn?

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>>383958068
Finally someone gets it!

voodoo man goes to hell to kill serial killers and stop an ANCIENT EVIL from awakening

>>383958680
Shadowman

>>383958680
DOOM?

A bunch of kids and their cat forcibly brainwash people for the sake of justice.

>>383958526
Correct

>>383958240
If you want to look at it that way, okay.

You're samus but as a dog and you have to kill kim jong il at the end

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You put your friends on ice and cheese it through space to get home before the fuzz show up

>>383958789
Purse Owner Fif

>>383958735
that's it

An entire country's laws are ass backwards because somebody told his sister her hair was stupid

>>383958924
real life North Korea?

>>383952196
Japanese teen becomes a god through complete coincidence and beats up his friends.

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>>383958898
Correct.

Little Thug does literally everything to get his hoe to think he cool. Also some fatfuck is a terrorist.

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>>383959029

GHOST RAPE GHOST RAPE WOOOOOO*

*You are the one getting raped by the ghost

>>383958879
FTL?

drag your drama queen faggot friends back into reality

>>383952196
One smoothass oldman folds you that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer. You of course don't give a fuck and send many in the path of madness

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>>383952196
A mute opera singer goes on a rampage because the gays ruined everything

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you're about to be killed then the final boss saves you while trying to kill you

>>383955887
Disgaea 5?

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>>383957606

>>383959326
Tolds*
I'm restarted as fuck

blue collar worker tracks down cheating girlfriend and topples the leadership of an entire kingdom

>>383959326
Sounds like darkest dungeon

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>>383959326

>>383959392
what is this beautiful game

>>383959539
Just look up chocolate rambo

A bunch of creatures living in an imaginary heaven try to drown out the sound of a girl who keeps yelling about one sided relationships

>>383959347
transistor

>>383959524
>>383959535
Wtf I love /v/ now

You go to the doctor's but an old guy wants you to kill dogs and then Ctuhulu shows up.

>>383959225
FEAR

guy without a name is slightly disgruntled

>>383956475
Breath of Fire IV

>>383959743
Yes but only the second game

You farm.

There are mountains you can actually visit

>>383959928
Skyrim?

traumatized kid loses most of his family, fucking destroys the world

>>383960065
Any mainline SMT title.

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Two scientists watch a bunch of amphibious creatures fight people on the most boring Saturday of their lives

The UN is falling apart and also third robot uprising, and also super terrorists are fighting super heroes. And then also there's this guy who fights this guy, who is actually another guy's dad, but he's not even alive anymore.

But the only actually interesting thing are the Australians, the Moon-Apes, and the robot monk.

>>383958385
em gee ess vee, the phantom third act

>>383957256
Spoiler ruins it. EYE

you're a bounty hunting furry out get the normie surgery by selling dead or alive lizard people to chicken people but oopsie your hermaphrodite doctor has been lynched so now you're a terrorist

theres 4 cunts on a rooftop that fight until the old cunt dies then they sit on a bridge until 4 more cunts show up

>>383960264
Metroid Prime?

>>383958116
TF2
>>383958240
>>383958818
heh

>>383959352
Skyrim

>>383960365
left for dead?

>>383954693
flOw

>>383960374
nope. on the right track with the hybrid shooter angle though

>>383959417
bing bing wahoo

>thank you for saving us, please stay and be our king
>got any more bitches for me to fuck?
>no
>cya

>>383954693
Feeding Frenzy

You hunt jellyfish with a laser.

>>383958443
Recettear

>>383958058
You got it.

>>383960475
aye

impertinent, lazy, stupid schoolboy uses his dead brother's robot ghost to foil terrorist plans and save the world approximately 7 or 8 times despite being halted at nearly every pass by his unbelievably incompetent, shitbox friends but manages to lose the extremely valuable weaponry and programs over summer vacation

Start off as rock sperm, then take over a galaxy.

>>383960264
>>383960552

Oddworld Stranger's Wrath?

>>383960762
you got it

>>383960639
Any Rance game.

>>383956307

Fo4

>>383960124
think young kid

>>383956098
Shin Megami Tensei 3 Nocturne Lucifer's Call featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series or Raidou Kuzunoha from the Devil Summoner series.

Random world leaders race to get nuclear bombs so they can win

Toy Story gone wrong. You play as green Kirby.

A poor parenting style repeats itself in a cycle that'll probably continue with the main character's adopted daughter's child.

>>383957067
Bioshock

>>383961090
Yakuza?

or Tekken?

>>383961016
Every Civilization game?

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Dude's wife and kid gets fucking pwnd, he gets really pissed and you watch an anime the whole time.

You save the world by killing the big bad but die in the process, but it's okay since you never existed in the real world and can come back, but face the same trial of essentially heroic sacrifice until people stop dreaming..

You and your best friend jump down a waterfall and end up the commanders of opposing armies.

>>383961267
While both apply, neither are what I was going for.

>>383961337
Asura's Wrath

this island is sooper spuky
creepy radio signals everywhere
your friends are dumb retards who aren't taking it seriously
don't forget, you're here forever

>>383960382
ding ding ding

You and a band of unlikely heroes with unclear goals and good hearts seek out to destroy an unnamed evil.

>>383961438
Wow that was quick

>>383960750
Spore

>>383956475
Chrono Cross?

>>383954693
Fishy on XGEN studios

>>383961514

Every final fantasy game since SNES.

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Fight your brother because you killed Osama Bin Laden

>Some weird type of jam blew itself out of the fridge and it's going crazy

MITOCHONDRIA!

>>383961694
parasite eve

>>383961338
Tidus' Explosive Adventure

>>383961884

No.

>>383955214
castlevania

SpongeBob wanted to go on vacation but he gets hijacked into stopping a dictator wannabe and his two bigass bodyguards.

Twins use kidnapping as an excuse to swap their girlfriend.

Disney Land is being built by slaves, you have to stop it.

Some girl turns you into an immortal monster, so you kill the apocalypse for her.

>>383961338
Klonoa?

An ancient evil has awoken

A kid who gets punched in the face with a giant bullet casing gets to watch both of his childhood friends die in front of him later on. His Waifu also ends up dying.

You kill all your friends in a church. Then a cripple hires you, and another guy to fight each other to the death. Then he makes you kill his sister while he watches.

>>383954693
Ecco the dolphin

>>383954693
>doesn't understand natural selection
Spore

>>383952196
it was actually tuna, not chicken

You're white.

Cum in your sister and she dies

you have to relight the fireplace

Your momfu tries to kill you while her son develops a crush on you.

>>383964658
Dark Souls.

>>383964741
undertale

Dumb but skilfull anime protag, Tara Strong, big tits chick, waifu in white and a strong kickass dude who's been alive more than he should go on a journey to save the world.

you have to defeat a wizard at the top of a tower