>W101 >3D World >Bayonetta 2 >Smash 4 >Captain

>>383939261
Because its for kids? some people like more challenging games

>>383939261
I stopped reading at the first game

Video games suffer of a case where people stick to memes as if it were actual info on video games, instead of even researching whether or not those memes are even wrong.
Think of how people always misquote a line from a movie, without even noticing or researching it.

It's just Switch owners who thought they were being savvy by skipping a gen. Also:

>Star Fox Zero

>>383939261
/v/ has the hardest hateboner I've seen for Nintendo in awhile, so people do it to fit in.

>>383939385
>>383939479
>Not playing W101
What's it like missing the best game of last gen

>>383939261
You just posted most of the actual notable games that came out for it. As someone who owns a Wii U, the thing's library is tiny.

>>383939658
I hate nintendo since they announced the wii, so it has nothing to with 4chan

>>383939261
Is the Tekken version alright?

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Quantity does not equal quality anon.

>W101
too cinematic. Being a platinum game it's disappointing and by-the-numbers. Emphasizes style over substances. For example, try to start a thread and see how long it lasts until people get bored talking of the gameplay and just start posting porn of wonder Pink.
>3D World
Way too casual. If you died on any level, even crown crown, then I'm afraid you should probably go back to Candy Crush.
>Bayonetta 2
See W101's criticism, but add even more cutscenes and quick time events.
>Smash 4
Too much DLC, too much online focus, not enough singleplayer potential.
>Captain Toad
Shovelware. Designed to be beaten by children with no replayability.
>Splatoon
Esports. No redeeming factors whatsoever. Too casual since online has nothing but kids in it. t. had A+ rank on his WiiU before the S rank patch hit. couldn't be bothered to go farther, as it got boring.
>Pokken
See Splatoon's issue.
>Yoshi's Wooly World
See Captain Toad's issue.
>Hyrule Warriors
A musou, the weakest and most casual genre, right behind visual novels. Basically button mash to win.
>Mario Kart 8
See Splatoon's issue.
>BotW
Cinematic experience under the guise of an open world. Didn't like it for even a second.
>Tropical Freeze
See SM3D World's problem
>Mario Maker
Ripoff of Lunar Magic for 60 bucks. Doesn't even have 1% of the content. online filled with too much trash made by kids.
>Pikmin 3
Too casual. Not enough content.
>XBC:X
Cinematic experience.
>NSMBU & Luigi U
Too casual. Same problem that Donkey Kong had.
>Star Fox Zero
Abysmal disaster with horrific waggle controls. Gyro is trash and I will never ascribe to its use.

>>383940059
pity reply

>>383939261
Because there are very little third party games that are actually good.

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Did anybody buy 100+ amiibo cards to play this properly?
No? You just pirated it?
No wonder nobody thinks it's good.

>>383939261
>>Star Fox Zero
That game is trash.

>>383940059
>>W101
>too cinematic. Being a platinum game it's disappointing and by-the-numbers. Emphasizes style over substances. For example, try to start a thread and see how long it lasts until people get bored talking of the gameplay and just start posting porn of wonder Pink
You've literally never played W101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdHbPXNJvVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSAbLRnGiWg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNKF4r3kyRI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bya_kIINBfQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqPym1WlGqs

>>383940059
>Luigi U
>Too casual

I'm not sure you played Luigi. No, wait, I am sure you didn't

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>>383940390

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>>383940715
>first video starts with a 20 second cutscene

Thank you for proving my point. That disgusting trash was not needed in this game, and I will not suffer through another Platinum game after someone actually thought it was a good idea to have thatin the first place.

>>383939552
I mean, most of those games are getting ported to Switch so they're kind of right

>>383940814
You might be surprised, but some of us grew up on PC games that were obscenely hard. I grew up on IWBTG, which puts Luigi U to shame.

>>383939658
that's child time /v/ when they go to sleep the adults come out with genuine reasons why the either love or hate Nintendo usually without too much shitposting

>>383940059

If you really can't enjoy even one of those games then you just hate video games my man. I thought the Wii U sucked by I at least like Smash, Pikmin, 3D World and Zombie U. Tropical Freeze objectively is a good game too but it's fucking impossible for me to stay interested in a platformer for more than 10 minutes unless I'm playing with friends.

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PS4 is superior.

>>383940715
>people get bored talking of the gameplay and just start posting porn

This is 4chan. If you have a problem with that, get off

>>383940390
Loved the games that got ported over to new leaf, honestly almost got me to grab it

>>383941095
You have no proof that any of those games are objectively good. That's just your biased opinion. And frankly you've got no right to force your opinion on others.

>>383941017
I Want Bang Trans Guys

>>383941183
You should learn how to read

>>383941183
>This is 4chan. If you have a problem with that, get off
But that's my problem: people getting off too much.

>>383941286
Well your posts were "I don't like thing" and that is not a proof of it being >objectively bad either because that is an actual word you don't know the meaning of and not a /v/ exclusive meme.

>>383942184
I didn't say any of those games were objectively bad. I was pointing out all of the problems I had with the games.

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>>383941172
Bad games in your photo:
>Just Cause 3
>Infamous Second Son
>Gundam Breaker
>God Eater 2
>Gal Fucking Gun
>Final Fantasy XV
>Fallout 4
>Digimon & Digimon
>Batman
>Altier
>Witch and the 100 Knights
>Transformers
>Nights of Azure
>Mad Max
>Walking Dead
>Probably others but I can't see

Ports in your photo:
>Kingdom Hearts
>Gravity Rush
>GTA5
>Final Fantasy X
>Crash
>Uncharted
>Sleeping Dogs
>Saints Row
>Odin Sphere
>The Last of Us

Meanwhile every Wii U game is a 10/10 original experience except for TP and WW.

>>383940920
Being so autistic that a 20 second cutscene ruins a game for you
What games do you even play?

>>383942456
>Meanwhile every Wii U game is a 10/10 original experience
Star Fox Zero is complete shit and crap like Hyrule Warriors isn't all that great either, its just a musou
Plus some of those games have ports on 3DS and Switch

>>383939261
Bayo and BotW are the only good games on that list and both work on PC now

>>383939385
>"I'm an adult ugh make some mature games for me. Amarite fellow adults? Did I mention I was an adult...pls acknowledge me..."

>>383942361
That would be fine anon if you weren't an outright liar. Are you going to honestly sit there and say that fucking BOTW of all things is cinematic?

>>383942543
It's not ONE 20 second cutscene, it's a hundred of them, cringeworthy acting, garbage story, and casual gameplay. And yes, I am calling it casual because Platinum games being difficult is even more memeworthy than Dark Souls being difficult.

>>383942629
Star Fox Zero is 10/10 when you get good. It's the Dark Souls of rail shooters.

Hyrule Warriors is similar quality to Gravity Rush 2 but I was being nice and didn't put it in the badgame list.

>>383942740
But W101 is better than Bayo 2

>>383939261
Because of the advertising. /v/ loves the Switch because its hip to have one. The Wii U had a great library of first party titles but they didn't get it because it wasn't "cool".

>>383942923
>And yes, I am calling it casual because Platinum games being difficult is even more memeworthy than Dark Souls being difficult.
So what games do you play

>>383942963
The childish art is just too insufferable for me.

>>383940390
This game is underrated, it's comfy as fuck and fun to run in the background while talking shit with friends

>friends
oh yeah....

>>383942921
Well, I'd like to hear how it isn't cinematic.

>2 hours of cutscenes, even more of dialogue with useless NPCs
>no difficulty modes unless you purchase the season pass. Being challenged would ruin Aonuma's "artistic" vision (hence the high metacritic score. Not a single journalist had trouble with this game, it was watered down for the masseS)
>runs at a crisp, silky smooth, creamy 30 FPS for that artistic "kino" feel as /tv/ would put it.
>people have to argue for quantity over quality as if 100 hours of gameplay somehow nullifies the fact that it's all repetition ad nauseam
>not to mention charging 60 bucks + 20 dollars extra for content that should be in the game already, something only pretentious artsy fartsy directors do since they think their games are "high art" and other cancerous things

Now, if BOTW had no cutscenes, no DLC, cost about 20 dollars, ran at 60 FPS, and was hated across the board by game journos for being too hard and too challenging, then I wouldn't consider it cinematic.

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>>383942962
>Star Fox Zero is 10/10 when you get good. It's the Dark Souls of rail shooters.

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>>383943071
I enjoy games that coincidentally are hated by the mainstream industryfor being too videogamey and not having enough tutorials. I'm not talking 79 metacritic, I'm talking games that don't even get a metacritic because "too complicated". Like pic related.

Though I can't really say I've "played it" considering how much damn content it has. Every time you think it's done, the dev adds even more.

>>383943263
>>2 hours of cutscenes, even more of dialogue with useless NPCs
>2 hours of cutscenes
>In a 100+ hour game

What is a good cutscene to gameplay ratio?

>>383943442
1000 hours of gameplay, 0 cutscenes. Also, free DLC.

>>383943428
So
What
Games
Do
You
Play
?

>>383943517
So you play nothing then

>>383940059
>>383940059
>TW101
>Too cinematic
What the fuck?

>>383943428
not the other guy but, yeah the most complex game ever, and what else? last remnant and thats it right? you could enjoy more things and stop being so autistic at the same time

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>>383943534
>>383943615
Some of us REALLY enjoy our video games.

>>383943640
It's a platinum game. it emphasizes style over substance.

>>383939385
But they are challenging, and fun.

>muh dark mature themes
>muh complex diluted storylines
>muh no fun gaems.

>>383943428
So you are some retarded hipster fag. Well this thread was a waste of time.

>>383940042

It has Tekken Ball so I'd imagine it can't be that bad.

>>383943739
>Over six years you've accumulated almost two years of play time

>>383943930
but they're not challenging. That's what makes them kid games. They're like Call of Duty in a way. You got all this sex and violence to fool everyone into thinking you're mature, but you're still marketed towards kids with tutorials and auto-aim and linear maps.

>>383939261

Because its just a WII with some extra ram dumbass

>>383943986
>>383944039
Did I not give you the evidence you asked for? You wanted a game that had almost no cutscenes whatsoever, AND could entertain me for 1000+ hours. Well, that's plenty of evidence of you ask me.

>>383941095
>ppl cant have preferences

nintendo makes for only one crowd of ppl

>>383944220
Hey have you tried pong? It's super up your simpleton alley

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>>383944383
>if a game doesn't have an expensive 500 billion dollar hollywood budget with sex and violence and "mature themes", it's considered simpleton

>>383944124
Well games do you find challenging then?

>>383944523
I prefer Roguelikes like FTL. Perma death that punishes you for not managing your resources carefully, and you're never just given a victory. You have to work for it.

>>383944220
>Invests 1000+ hours into Dwarf Fortress
>Thinks his opinion on anything is valide

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>So cornered that you resort to pretending to play obscure as shit games so people can't judge your shitty taste
You can just leave the thread you know, this shit is anonymous

>>383944630
rng is never about skill in the way u think. its as skill driven as poker. goes double for ftl and darkest dungeon

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Wii U library was honestly not bad.
I'm probably going to trade in my copies of MK8 and Pokken and just pirate them digitally so I don't feel too bad about re-buying them on the Switch

>>383944630
Wow anon that is so mature. Please let me suck your dick

The way i see Nintendo now is that it is too friendly and too much for kids. If you want a real Nintendo Console with actual challenge try a Nintendo console Pre-2000. Actually even some GameCube games are a little chalenging.

>>383944124

Games don't need to be challenging, you jaded fucknut.
Although some of the games on the OP list are challenging if you go for perfect ranks etc.

>>383939385

Wonderful 101 and tropical freeze are very difficult your dope head.

>>383939261
Because of the game you listed

>>383945069
tf is artificial difficulty. and even that game isnt hard

>Bayonetta 2 (Which will probably get a PC Port anyways)
>Smash 4 (Probably going to be remade on Switch)
>Mario Maker (Ported to 3DS)
>Splatoon (Sequel on Switch)

Only fucking games I enjoy on the Wii U and most of them aren't or probably won't be exclusives.

>>383944983
>DKCR
>W101
>Postgame in every Mario

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>>383945023
>>383945069
>>383944829
>>383944748
>>383944704
>W101 and Donkey Kong are challenging
>but challenge is a bad thing and is only for tryhards

What did the anons mean by this?

>>383945241
>>but challenge is a bad thing and is only for tryhards
Literally who said this?

>>383945235
>postgame in every mario

kek. everything about that statement is hilarious

>>383945241
>All posts I dislike are samefag
What DID this anon mean by this?

>>383945229
>Bayonetta 2 (Which will probably get a PC Port anyways)
No, never. No longer necessary now thanks to Cemu anyway.

>>383945338
>>383945362
see>>383945023

If you want to push that W101 is challenging and therefore, you shoudn't also push that challenging games are bad and "unnecessary".

>>383944863
You filthy cuck
I did this too anon I understand.

>>383945549
Where did that anon say challenge is bad or unnecessary?

>>383945549
its prob cause its bad for other reasons

>>383939261
Is that it? Hasnt it been out 5 years or so

>>383945549

Games don't need to be challenging, so what? Does that mean that I hate challenging games? I just said that they don't need to be. You can enjoy more than 1 type of game, my guy. And sure as fuck can enjoy more than just Dwarf fucking Fortress. Step one is to stop being a jaded hipsterfag.

>>383945710
november 2012-march 2017
4 years and 4 months

>>383945680
By calling me a fucknut because I wanted challenge, for one. He acts like I wanted cinematic cutscenes in Mario, or Voice acting in kirby. I'm trying to be reasonable here and simply asking for something considered a basic necessity in most genres.And it's not something that should cost them billions.

>>383945858
>Games don't need to be challenging, so what?
If they're not challenging, then what are they? You just want a game that jerks you off for doing nothing?

>>383946097
>then what are they
Entertainment maybe?
Was that a serious question?

>>383939261
Because the entirety Wii U's playable library is what PS2 owners would have called "a slow February".

>>383945858
>Dorf
>Challenging

Lel fuck off, opinion discarded.

>>383946170
They need to be interactive entertainment. That's a requirement of video games. And if it's so casual that your interaction is kind of useless, then your game is useless.

>>383939261

>MK8
>hyrule warriors
>mario maker
>pokken
>BOTW

not exclusives anymore, my man.

>>383946097
>By calling me a fucknut because I wanted challenge, for one.
Calling you a fucknut=/=claiming challenge in games is bad or unnecessary. That anon said a game doesn't need to be challenging, that doesn't mean it's bad or unnecessary. But if you don't want to be called a fucknut then don't run around being a fucknut

>>383939261
>7 Mario based games
>only 2 hack slash games
>Furry and bullshit Zelda

no wonder why?

Wii U honestly came out at almost exactly the wrong time, just when PS4/Xbone rumours were ramping up, and PS3/360 games were ramping down.

If the WiiU came out around 2009 or 2010 it might have had a much stronger chance.

>>383946328
No, it's not. You are so stuck in your own thinking and unwilling to understand anyone else that I will stop this pointless shit right here tho. Maybe you are just baiting, either way I'm tired of it

>>383939261
because physical DLC, fuck Nintendo

>>383946393
>>383946494
>That anon said a game doesn't need to be challenging,
And I'm saying he's wrong. Can you really call a game "quality" when it holds your hand and doesn't once ask you to do anything? I'm reminded of gardening with my family, where I constantly got praise and attention for no reason. Maybe I plucked a tomato, or I put up a trellis. Either way I didn't feel satisfaction because I wasn't being challenged. I didn't work for the satisfaction.

Only now, 20 years later, do I understand how good it feels to struggle and work for that good feeling that I accomplished something, to build an entire garden with my bare hands and bear fruit every harvest season. Videogames shouldn't be any different. They shouldn't be an exercise in egotistical masturbation. They should be there to present a challenge, and for the player to overcome it. If your game is for a younger audience, then put in difficulty modes. Kirby would benefit from this for example, instead of boring me to death until the end game where I play the True arena and hope I don't fall asleep.

>>383940059
Do you....just not play video games at all?

>>383947125
I play them all the time, just on PC.

>>383946968
>And I'm saying he's wrong. Can you really call a game "quality" when it holds your hand and doesn't once ask you to do anything?
So W101 does this?

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>>383939261
That's a good library for a console that has only been alive 2 years, not so much for a console that has 5 fucking years to expand its library. Stop defending this thing, the only noteworthy thing about it is that it can play just about any Nintendo game you throw at it but so can your PC. Also, Star Fox Zero was horrible.

>>383947290
Yes, it does. It's a platinum game after all. They emphasize style over substance, and for every button press you basically watch a cutscene play out while the game plays itself.

>>383947569
But that's wrong, that's what leads to people calling you a fucknut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bya_kIINBfQ

>>383947870
>constant button mashing while watching le ebin graphics and sparks and special effects flying everywhere
>people actually call this "good gameplay"
Like I said, casual gameplay. You're not punished for bad decision making, you're barely asked to do anything as the enemy just sits there in what feels like perma-stunlock. And it's like this through the whole game.

>>383947870
Also, I would like to show a particular disgust at the final boss. After you beat him in a pathetically easy 1v1, you button mash A in a retarded cutscene.

>"DUDE PRESS A TO SAVE LE EARTH WITH EPIC AWSOME REDDIT BACON LASER XDXD!"

Out of a score of 100, I took off 30 points just for that cancer. If there's two things I will never tolerate, it's button mashing and quick time events.

>>383948094
>>constant button mashing while watching le ebin graphics and sparks and special effects flying everywhere
It's called combing for a reason

>You're not punished for bad decision making
Yes you are
>>constant button mashing
>you're barely asked to do anything as the enemy just sits there in what feels like perma-stunlock
You've never played W101. Button mashing isn't going to get you anywhere in that game. Every weapon has a custom input done with the control stick, in addition you can change length and strength of weapons in the middle of a combo.

>>383948289
>After you beat him in a pathetically easy 1v1
Of course its easy when you watch a lets play while jerking off to Dwarf porn

>>383948495
>>383948717
None of that really mattered because the game doesn't punish you for it. If you had trouble with it, then I suggest you likely have lower standards. If you want that, that's fine, but don't imply that this game is anything other than a watered down experience.

>2017
>people still reply to ACfag
Summer is real.

>>383949024
>Get proven to be full of shit
>"none of that mattered"
Keep talking shit about games you didn't play while your fucknut self busts to hour 2000 of dwarf fortress porn

>>383939261
Because it took four years to get 10 good games

>>383949706
>Get proven to be full of shit
With what? videos of a game's mechanics that never see use ingame because enemies have the intelligence of a toothpick? Mechanics that already trivialize an easy game?

>b-but you've never touched the game
The fact that I can easily demonstrate my knowledge of the game says otherwise. For example, you should've known that I didn't go through the game on easy, since you don't even get the true final boss unless you play on a higher difficulty.

But hey, if you makes you feel better, then just discard all criticism.As if your opinion is fact.

>>383939261
Those are a pathetic amount of games for a system that didn't even last 5 years.

The Dreamcast lasted two years and had way more worthwhile shit.

>>383949925
>>b-but you've never touched the game
>The fact that I can easily demonstrate my knowledge of the game says otherwise. For example, you should've known that I didn't go through the game on easy, since you don't even get the true final boss unless you play on a higher difficulty.
>Watch a letsplay
>No guys, I totally played it, look how much I know,w-what I'm getting details wrong? Those don't matter

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>>383950156
>let's plays exist
>that means you've never played any games ever and any criticism is null and void

Don't you have people to block on twitter, Kamiya?

>>383939261
>W101
Platshit
>3D World
Rehash
>Bayonetta 2
Platshit
>Smash 4
Rehash, not even a fighting game
>Captain Toad
Shitty mingame
>Splatoon
Babby's first shooter
>Pokken
XD JUST ADD POKEMON CHAREXTERS IS GOTY XDDD
>Yoshi's Wooly World
Rehash kiddy shit
>Hyrule Warriors
Press one button to win, a game for slobbering retards
>Mario Kart 8
Rehash
>BotW
Skyrim clone but its dick is sucked 24/7 by nintenkids because it's Zelda. Oh also i guess since you consider it a Wii U game guess the Switch really does have fucking nothing
>Tropical Freeze
Hahaha New Super Mario but for DK
>Mario Maker
No
>Pikmin 3
Even more casualised shit for children
>XBC:X
?
>NSMBU
Nintenkids said this series was shit until it was all they had on the Wii U
>Star Fox Zero
Platshit

I bet you it's completely incomprehensible for you to think that Nintendo to do anything wrong. Another hostage who willingly eats the shit Nintendo serves.

>>383950494
Hey barneyfag dont you have some mature movies for mature people like yourself to be watching I mean playing?

>>383950397
>Criticism game with false details
>No I totally played it guys
Explain what makes Dwarf Fortress challenging

>>383942879
no you idiot it's not about the style or the graphics or anything. in half of those games you literally cannot die and in the rest there is almost no repercussion. they just aren't challenging games

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>>383950741
>Criticism game with false details

>>383939261
people hate it because it didn't have call of duty or AAA "gems" like Destiny.

>>383950785
>"I hate fun. Please punish me more daddy"

>>383951705
Fun is being thoroughly challenged, asking you to improve yourself a little more every day. There's nothing mechanically wrong with Donkey Kong or Kirby, for example. They're just not that challenging. If you had trouble with them, then I'm cautious about recommending you a game other than Call of Duty, since challenge doesn't seem up your alley.

>>383939261
>Splatoon
>Pokken
>Yoshi's Woolly World
>Hyrule Warriors
>Mario Kart 8
>BotW
>XBC: X
You do realize that all of these games have superior ports/sequels on the 3DS and Switch, right?

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anyone got a usa patched version ready for WUP installer of SMTxFE?

>>383951963
ACfag, I thought you liked Super Metroid and Metroid Prime.
Are those more challenging than Donkey Kong?

>>383952017
The 3DS ports are inferior

>>383939261
it's like the gamecube. it has fucking fantastic games yet it just didn't sell, due to stupid gimmicks and underpowered hardware compared to the rest of the generation.