I married a woman that only plays side scrollers and 3D platformers.

Ask her if she wants to adopt Spike from Ape Escape as her son.

>>383938261
if you think that matters in marriage prepare to rethink your priorities.
more to life than vidya anon

>>383938261
tell her to jump on your dick if she likes jumping so much

>>383938808
You don't get it. I MARRIED A FUCKING CASUAL

>>383938874
She does that a lot so yeah

>>383938753
She said no

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>>383938261
giv any kind of gf

>>383941256
You gotta work for that though

>>383938261
literally nothing wrong with that
could be much, much, much worse

>I married a woman
You're fucked

>>383938261
Depends on how horny your husband is.

>>383938261
Wait, doesn't actually getting married make you a cuck?

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>>383938261
Not fucked at all. Plenty of both on PS4, there are actually just as many as on Nintendo systems, but since they are not from WAHOO's universe no one knows about them.

Is she a male or a female, OP?