NINTENDO DOES IT AGAIN
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/885921940539662336?s=09
i hope is a male, i want to see new trap porn material
>>383917945
Jesus Christ when is /v/ going to admit they are just gay?
No matter what retard logic you try to go by, traps are gay. If you like a male you are a faggot. No matter how "feminine" they look.
>>383918062
Not everyone on /v/ is gay
That guy's really gay though
I am too
>>383918062
nobody implied that traps aren't gay. Can you read, or are you retarded?
>>383917685
>new Mario friends
Dropped, im so fucking sick of Nintendo contently forcing these new characters down everybodys throats , Mario has too much friends as it is.
Is it too much from Nintendo to just make a game with just Mario and Bowser? ffs.
>>383917685
>The Broodals
>They are literally wedding planners
This Fucking game is going all in
>>383918894
so will Mario and Peach finally marry?
>>383918740
You are going to love the latest Paper Mario games.
>>383917685
Would Harriet marry a human?
>>383918740
they're not friends.
>>383919024
she's going to marry bowser
>>383919024
In the final battle on the wedding altar, Mario will manage to knock Bowser's hat away and take possession of his body just as he leans in to kiss Peach. Legally, since Mario was in control at that moment, the marriage will be between him and Peach. Then Mario will let Peach peg Bowser's body with a red hot iron strapon before letting him go, as punishment but also because both him and Peach are in some real deviant shit.
>>383919080
Well, she's planning a marriage between a Koopa and a Toad, I'm sure she has no qualms against interspecies marriages.
can't wait for the porn desu
>>383917685
>>383918062
I know I'm bi so I get the cute girl aesthetic and the dick, best of both worlds
>>383917945
Ecks dee
>>383919321
m-MY DICK!
>>383917685
Does what exactly?
English is not my first language but I think you can call "guys" a bunch of people even though there are females in the group.
>>383918740
I know this is an imitation of the usual Sonic complaint, but Mario is suffering the opposite problem since Shiggy hates new characters because hey you can just use goomba and toad.
>>383917685
>>383918740
nice false flagging
BUNNY
>>383920694
>Not realizing it's a parody of similar replies to any time a new character is introduced in a Sonic game
>>383920694
he's right you know
>>383920810
BUNS
>>383919201
Don't worry, no charge for them
>>383918740
Uhh, Mario doesn't get to bring friends.
>>383917685
>a fucking polygon review with the bantz
>>383917685
Did you just assume that anthropomorphic video game rabbit's gender?
>>383917685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHRGS1N1p_0
>Can't 'cap'ture her even when her hat is knocked off
I'm still expecting at least one battle where you have to lead a boss into spikes or lava. It'll probably be Bowser.
>>383920354
>shiggy hates new characters
Not the case at all
All Miyamoto wanted was an RPG that can be based on the Mario World with all the different creatures
Tanabe, the Fucking moron, is the one who decided only Toads and goomba's
Just ordered a switch, it should be arriving sometime after the 21st. What are some of the best RPGs already out and coming soon?
>>383918062
3DPD