I wonder how much hate these games would get if people played

cute pixel art

>>383916456
More shitposting cause people will be cemented in their opinions.

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Most of this board is comprised of angry teenagers who would hate the greatest game ever made if /v/ decided it was shit, so I dunno.

>>383916696
That explains the meme praise Bloodborne gets from people that don't even own a PS4.

>>383916456
Is Horizon actually good?

I played so much BotW that I feel like no open world game is going to compare. Like, I should take a year or so before I jump into another one.

>>383916456
Wonder how much BotW would be actually praised if it wasn't Zelda/Nintendo.

>>383916984
A lot. Cause its damn good no matter how much you want to meme about how ____ does _____ too!

>>383917192
Stay delusional.

>>383916456
Looks like Abysswolf's work.

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>>383916456
I don't talk about games I haven't played, and I haven't played Horizon. But I played BotW and it's the most disappointing Zelda game I've ever fucking played and if you have a problem with that you can suck my dick.

>>383917283
What if it was a new IP?

>>383916984
Most reviewers I've read that have tackled that question suggest that the game wouldn't have done so well. The graphics aren't great and the physics engine doesn't really do much more than what Minecraft does.

But being a Legend of Zelda title is part of the game too. You're not just paying for gameplay and graphics, you're paying for that nostalgia of being Link in Hyrule again. For helping Zelda defeat Ganon and visit the Zora, Gerudo and Goron. Those things matter too.

>>383917260
r/ing BotW asspain image

>>383916456
Every time I see this guy's pixel art it reminds me

>Card Saga Wars will never be real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8a0YPayEvw

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>>383917704
>and the physics engine doesn't really do much more than what Minecraft does.

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>"games"
>OP posts two characters from movies that have hours of cutscenes and run at a "cinematic" 30 FPS

so does Horizon have fun gameplay?

>>383916984
It wouldnt make a difference to me. The combat would still be fluid, the physics would still be fun, the game would still be litered with puzzles and things to find, the artstyle would still look good, and it still all would be polished as hell.

The fact that it has a Zelda skin is just a bonus

>>383917902
BotW only has 1 hours worth of cutscenes and half of them are optional.

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>>383916906
You'll feel like a bird who has had its wings clipped since there are a lot less movement options in general, and you'll probably get tired of getting bogged down by the generic story cutscenes when all you want to do is play. While the graphics are nice, the motion captured faces look jarring and everything is some shade of blue or orange. That's how I felt, haven't enjoyed HZD enough to play it for more than a few hours and I doubt I'll go back to it at this point.

>>383918078
The fighting is fun

>>383917902
Most low effort shitpost of all time.

>>383918209
Just don't reply.

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>>383918209
>only 1 hour
NOT SO FAST.

>>383917902
>BOTW has too many cutscenes
Wut?

First time Ive ever heard that. Its always the opposite. Just goes to show that people will shitpost just to shitpost, regardless of the actual quality of a game.

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>>383917747
So was that game just feature creeped to death or something, or did they get shut down by someone?

>>383918369
see>>383918347

The game has no quality if it's so dependent on those cutscenes which you claim are optional.

>>383917704
>the physics engine doesn't really do much more than what Minecraft does.
Do you have brain damage?

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>>383918347
>Bayonetta
>Bad

>>383918464
But most of them are optional.

>mandatory cutscenes
Everything on the plateau + hyrule castle
>optional cutscenes
Everything else

>>383918571
>hours of cutscenes, quick time events, and gameplay so bad that every discussion of the game would rather devolve into porn dumps instead of actual gameplay talk
>implying this is good

>>383918630
>But most of them are optional.
1. Why aren't all of them optional?
2. If they were truly optional, where;'s the option to buy the game cheaper with all the cutscenes removed? I don't want to pay 60 bucks for trash.

>>383918464
>which you claim are optional
They are optional you fucking retard.

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>>383917696
Not him, but I would be a lot kinder to BotW if it was a new IP.
Lack of enemy variety would be forgivable because they had to make everything completely new, but BotW has 30 years of history to refer back to, so it's disappointing that certain enemies that have become staples are conspicuously absent. Same thing for the lack of dungeons, caves and item progression. If this was a new IP I'd have no reason to expect any of that in there so I wouldn't be upset by how little it offers in comparison to other Zeldas. Combat shrines would still suck no matter what though.

heres the problem with all HZD v BotW comparisons;


HOW BOTW COULD BE FIXED:
>balance the game properly
>add more variety in content

HOW HZD COULD BE FIXED:
>rip out literally everything but the dinosaur fights
>make an entirely new game from scratch and insert the dinosaur fights
>theres nothing redeemable about this piece of trash outside of dino fights so you can't really fix any of it

>>383918464
>you claim are optional
Dumbass, you cant even reply to the right post
>>383918209

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>>383918772

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The best thing about Miiverse was how it put a little mark on your post if you had actually played the game you were posting about.

Imagine how different /v/ would be if we had a similar feature.

>>383918751
>>383918813
But they're not as long as I have to pay for them, AND as long as the tutorial plateau is still a thing.

>>383918732
>1. Why aren't all of them optional?
They can also be skipped easily.

>>383919057
You can skip all of the mandatory cutscenes with two button presses.

>>383919065
>>383919152
They shouldn't have to be skipped, because they shouldn't exist period. Instead of making them in the first place, why didn't they focus on making the game run at a stable framerate (which is 60 FPS, not a single frame lower)? As long as the game is held back by hardware limitations, I'm being forced to experience the game at an objectively worse performance, and therefore the cutscenes aren't skippable, at least their disgusting impact on the game isn't.

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I thought that was Ramza Belouve at first

Stop replying to it

>383919057
Again Dumbass, I never said anything about optional-ness. Youre replying to the wrong Anon.

No more (You)s for you

>>383916984

You can't ignore the namesake because it does good on both sides, the name sake is also part of the experience combined with the actual game without the name

That's like taking shit about Super Mario 64, a lot of it's charm wouldn't be here if it wasn't mario

>>383919248
You're not going to play the game anyway so why should anyone give a fuck about what you think?

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>>383919345
>Again Dumbass, I never said anything about optional-ness. You're replying to the wrong Anon.
And again, being optional doesn't matter if it's still a detriment to the overall game.

>>383919487
>You're not going to play the game anyway
It's cute how you think that.

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Not so much for BOTW then, but Horizon is still really fucking bad.

https://youtu.be/qEGWtyJAkO0
https://youtu.be/aVPXKdSEGNQ
>>383917704
>the physics engine doesn't really do much more than what Minecraft does.

>>383919581
I've seen those videos. Not a single thing was interesting, especially when you can just rush to Ganon without them and beat the game. So they might as well not exist.

>>383919561
The cutscenes aren't a detriment to the game unless you have ADHD.

>>383919561
>Crash
>Crash
>Crash
Yes anon, about that....

>>383919818
>The cutscenes aren't a detriment to the game unless you have ADHD.
Aside from completely ruining the point of exploration by essentially being cinematic tripmines that await you if you explore, and thus forcing you into a cutscene where your only recourse is to mash through it or skip it, I'd say it is a detriment. They're essentially your "reward" for exploring the overworld, which is like rewarding me for finishing a treasure hunt by giving me a root canal.

>>383919914
>crash
Stop playing on a toaster if that's happening.

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>>383916984

Gameinformer made an article about this in their July issue

Here

>>383918732
That's Bayonetta 2 in the screencap you ultra retard.

>>383919745
>So they might as well not exist.
How much of a sperg do you have to be to believe optional content shouldn't exist?

>>383920137
And how is Bayonetta 2 any different? All they did was take the quick time events and reskin them as "torture attacks" where you press a button and a 5 minute cutscene plays where you kill the enemy in an over-the-top, over-casualized manner emphasizing style over substance. And it has even more cutscenes than the first Bayonetta.

>>383920227
>How much of a sperg do you have to be to believe optional content shouldn't exist?
When that time and money could've been spent on actual good content, or better game optimization, or maybe making it so they didn't lock so much behind amiibos and season passes, I'd say that's a fair justification.

>>383918464
Please leave my fucking thread. Holy fuck. This is not what I intended. There's like six autists on /v/ that turn everything they touch to absolute shit.

>>383916456

I've played both. BotW is a flawed master piece, great at what Zelda traditionally did poorly, mediocre at what it traditionally did great. Great template for future games. 8/10 for the series, 10/10 compared to other games released this year.

HZD is generic, floaty, western cuck shit. Horrible, "animation based" movement, terrible AI, terrible SJW world. It's the kind of western shit game where, if you press forward on the analog stick for example, you can expect your character to not move for a full half a second because she needs to do some wavy, "realistic" walking animation. A graphics and marketing focused game, with design and gameplay an after thought. 4/10 at best.

>>383920108
>root canal
Get some adderal, holy shit.

>>383918939
Oh man. What I would fucking give, dude. What I would fucking give.

>>383920108
Good job waiting another year for BotW to be playable

>>383920351
>making it so they didn't lock so much behind amiibos and season passes
Don't worry you can rush right to ganon anyway so that stuff might as well not even exist.

>>383917902
B E G O N E A C F A G

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>think it's art of Card Saga Wars
>remember Card Saga Wars is actually a thing
>look it up
>it's still not out

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>>383920108
What are your opinions on my favorite game ever?

>>383920405
> mediocre at what it traditionally did great
like dungeons?
because people have to remember that this 'tradition' has to look a long way back, because zelda hasn't actually had good dungeons since back in the nintendo 64 days
WW, TP & SS all had a crop of linear uninspired hallway simulators with no good level design, just one or two good exceptions or decent levels, but mostly crap. Even the awesome gimmicks like the Sky Keep get ruined by the recycled material and bad content within the gimmick structured levels (and lack of boss)
WW was the worst by far of course with its 100% linear handhold dungeons

BotW might have had mediocre dungeons compared to those, but zelda hasn't had good dungeons in ages

>>383916456
no change in posts, but more people would like zelda

>>383920653
Heaven forbid they make the game a little more meaty and maybe make ganon unkillable until you explore a little more, so things have a weight to them. But nope, he's piss easy from the get-go, and that's most of the problem. By giving the player too much freedom, you've neutered the game in every other capacity.

>>383920751
Such a good game. I mean I'm so happy you can go so long without a cutscene being shoved in your face. And I enjoy how they don't recycle bosses blatantly, like the final boss being a reskinned miniboss from a few hours earlier. My favorite part was how the devs didn't come out and say how they just wanted to make a movie but hated the problematic videogamey elements. Real work of art right there.

>>383920772
The fact that you are talking shit about TP, SS and WW dungeons make sound retard enough
You can stop talking now

Literally how the fuck did someone manage to make fighting robot dinosaurs boring

HZD became a snoozefest like 3 hours in

>>383921037
fun fact: even though you have a multiple digit small key counter in wind waker, you can never get more than ~2 keys at the same time and its impossible to spend them out of order and there are no branching paths behind locked doors at all.
the dungeons are all linear and handholding

>>383921131
Personally, I disagree. I think the combat's pretty fucking good (on Very Hard). On Ultra Hard, it's fucking amazing.

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>>383921219
>Is linear so is bad
>Is linear so is handholding

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>>383921614
is
fucking
bad

>>383921584
Even on normal difficulty it takes 3 gorillion arrows to make a dent in any big enemy's health bar. Why the fuck would I want it to be even more bullet sponge-y?

>>383916984
If it were on PS4 or PC it would be even better because it would be on better hardware by default.

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>>383921810
>This faggot returns

>>383921810
there is more than that puzzle in the whole game you know

Final Fantasy Tactics gets hate?

>>383922110
It's more so that the puzzle even exists, in the very last dungeon, for no reason. And they batter you over the head with the solution not once, but twice.