ITT: things that stop you from booting a game up >single-player

>Turn on console
>"A new System Software Update is ready to download"

What game does this?

>>383898823
Just Cause 3

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>>383898780
This is really going to fuck consolefags long term because eventually support for systems will cease as newer and newer systems are released so we'll be left with a bunch of games that are literally unplayable. This is why I think there should be a law where it's mandatory to release a complete version of game with all updates and DLC at the end of that games lifecycle.

>>383898780
>maybe later
>play
Either that or simply keep the console without an internet connection. It seriously upgraded my PS4 experience.

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>unskippable one hour long tutorial

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>>383899239
Try an unskippable 6 hours tutorial

>The beginning loading screen
As soon as i launch that shit and wait 5 minutes for it to be over i dont want to play anymore

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>it only gets good after X hours

>online shooter
>remember that everyone is shit and gameplay never changes
>turn off console

>boot up game
>developer and publisher logos
>game reminds you that the holocaust didn't happen but it shouldve

Not cool

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>>383899364
>the game really starts at max level ;)

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>>383898682
>multiplayer achievements
>co-op achievements
I don't like to be reminded that I'm a friendless faggot.

>long boring introductory scenes before you get to play the game
>30 minutes later don't even want to play it anymore

>>383899761
>caring about that

Friends aren't worth the cost or effort.

>>383898682
>start up Overwatch
>-75% XP 5 matches remaining
maybe i should stop ragequitting

>>383899730
>The game starts when you finish it :))
Fuck dragon's dogma

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>>383900103
>play competitive
>get disconnected from server with 30 seconds to go in a watch we were clearly gonna win
>rejoin match just as it ends in Victory
>"you have been suspended from comp" + minus 60 SR

I hate online gaming

>>383898682
> Want to play a Wii game
> Have to fucking point the wiimote to the screen in order to select the game.

>>383900279
What? Dragons dogma was great from start to finish

>>383900103
>ragequitting a children's game

>start playing a game
>feel lonely
>hop back on the internet

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>rare drop rates on one time spawns
>easily and permanently missable content
>scavenger hunting for easily missable key items

>>383899013
Are you really so retarded as to not know that console games come with the software needed to play the game already on the disc?

>>383901373
>not pretending that you have a friend and explaining the plot and gameplay to him

>>383901735
>buying physical copies of games

>boot up overwatch
>remember that blizzard only cares about pro sports for cash and will only balance characters for people above platinum except for roadhog
>close overwatch

This game has gone to shit with balance when you have to wait for a fix 3 weeks after a fuck up someone did without testing