Is healslutting real? If I buy OW and play as Mercy will my team

>>383893745
They'll ignore you while an enemy monkey leaps in and zaps you like the gnat you are when you're helplessly jumping around, then blame you for their loss.

>another of these trash threads
us fags amirite?

>>383893745
they will complain that you are playing the worst healer in the game

I wanna paizuri Mercy

>>383893904
Mhm mhm mhm. Yes this very much so

>>383893745
no, it's false-flagging from selfish wankers who want an excuse for why they always play assassin classes

>>383893745
>Is healslutting real?
In so far that there are weirdos who play some weird fetish game about it, yeah.

>If I buy OW and play as Mercy will my team try to dick me or turn me into their pocket healer?
No. You need to go specifically looking for that shit.
What you can expect, if you play Mercy, is for your team to let you FUCKING DIE because they're incompetent dipshits who won't turn around and shoot the thing attacking their supports.
Basically, it'll be just like playing medic in tf2, except you can fly kind of.

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You're so sad.

>>383893745
>What's the difference between Bronze Rank Mercy and Top 500 Mercy?
Their boyfriend's SR.

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>>383893904
>>383893998
Welp ,that's a shame.

>>383893745
If you play OW long enough you'll realize that females will NEVER play alone and almost every single time they will be playing some form of support heal sluting for 2 or sometimes 3 guys at once.

So yeah it's real.

video games

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>>383893846
Embarassing.

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>>383893846

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>>383894461

>>383893745

No it's for autistic faggots who think it's going to let them getting away with playing mercy. Pick someone else and stop being a shitty mercy main

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>TFW oldfag healer
>Have to witness what the community has become

I blame match making and dungeon finder for this.

>>383894587
You say it like you can't play Mercy and be good at the same time.

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How are fuck are people going to give you the dick through a game? unless you really want some neckbeard playing Reinhart stuttering into his mic about how hot Mercy is

Healslutting is 50% shitposting material, 30% ERP from people who don't even play the game, and 20% personal headcanon/fetish shit you keep to yourself

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>>383893745
I don't know if everyone does but I will.

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This is now a birb thread. Post your birbers.

>>383893846
This is embarrasing. Is everyone prison gay now?

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>>383894636
>matchmaking dungeon finder
That's 100% correct.

I wish I could heal slut irl. I need a shitty soldier main to come over and angrily dick me when he loses and say it's my fault for not healing him

>>383894636
same t b h
i also blame hornyturks

>>383894886
O

>>383894976
>heal slut irl
>dick me when he loses
he'll be dead lmao

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>>383894976
This is the common state of mind of white boys in 2017

>>383894850
>How are fuck are people going to give you the dick through a game?
It's all metaphorically.

>>383894859
We'd just have to be fortunate enough to be matched together.

>>383894886
Did Hisoka survive that fight?

>>383895143
yes of course, he then later proceeded to kill like two spiders in revenge

>>383893745
Why is Mercy so fucking hot?

>>383894886
LISTEN

>>383895365
CLOSELY

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>>383894636
>>383895060
you know those turbofags that will ONLY play healer just to feel wanted/appreciated and always think of themselves as some kind of messiah that will save every situation on the virtue of their chosen, mis-populated role, even though they play like shit half the time
we've all known someone like that at some point, and everybody thinks they're fucking annoying
that's what I call healsluts, but I don't really discard a bunch of literal fags fell for the meme for real

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>>383893846
>Tfw Rein Main
>Mercy mains constantly trying to add or invite me to groups
>One even replied "Yes Master" when I told everyone to group up
You all disgust me, don't come near me or my fellow reinbros ever again.

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>>383895365
>>383895549

Where did this healslut thing even come from and why is just about everyone who propogates it a MtF tranny

I used to play as a healer at RO and I found it really really boring. also everyone thinks of mea s a girl which was pretty annoying

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>All these faggots saying they're going to heal slut
>These are the same people that hardly talk at all all game
Fuck you.

I see Mercys do the spray on the wall/sit down emote thing all the time

It sort of makes me nervous

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Dumb whores.

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>>383893745
If you're good at healing, they'll try to make you their pocket bitch

>>383896136
>243 KB image won't load properly
nice site

>>383893745
I met a friend in OW, she was a merci main at the moment. She send another friend pics.
She is a good friend, if I werent in a relationship i would dick her

Post more mommy

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>>383896421
Say please. Didn't mommy teach you good manners?

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Medics take care of one another

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I wonder if Blizzard is behind this post.

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>>383896421

>>383894636

Isn't she canon dead?

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How do you feel when you get told you did a good job?

>>383895079
MY

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Valkyrie online.

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>>383893745
Well I got some white girl who added me who only plays mercy and we duoque and she always pockets me we even got up to masters.

>TFW I told her I'm black
>she couldn't tell from my voice because I sound white
>"even better"

>>383895220
>Blonde
>pretty face
>sizable chest without being cartoony huge
>High heels that even make noise when she walks/jumps
Truly it is an unsolvable mystery

>>383896802
>because I sound white
You nigga are the worst kind of nigga

>>383895139
It's literally just porn induced gayshit. Usual path spanning ten years from puberty to early 20s will be
>vanilla shit
>straight bdsm
>femdom
>sissy shit
>gay shit
Literally all it takes to break the cycle is not fapping for a week.

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>>383896732
>tfw getting virtual back pats when you get a good rez.
if only the rest of the game could be as nice as this

wow all the sissybois in this thread i bet you cross your legs faggets.

>>383894976
Damn you white boys are complete sissies these days.
So good

>>383896980
>mfw thats literally me
>don't fap for a week
>start getting boners from brapposting and shit like diapers or furry

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>>383896980
>Literally all it takes to break the cycle is not fapping for a week.
But this only makes things worse. If I don't fap for a week I'm guaranteed to be a turbo dick loving faggot at the end of it.

>>383896980
what happens if I get stuck at femdom?

>>383896980
Nigga nofap only makes that shit worse

I got so horny I looked up some little sissy gayboi and told him to put on a dress and fucked his ass raw for the whole night

Thank god I didn't get aids from that.

>>383895897
Priests in RO we just NPCs that sold buffs and teleports.

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>mfw I put on my tinder profile that I'm looking for a dedicated healslut and all I get is overwatch shitters
Do girls not play MMOs anymore?

>>383896591
That some poorly drawn proportions

>>383897162
Then you got lucky by stopping at the perfect fetish.

back in my day healers would buff themselves to be stronger than mountains and bash your fucking head in with a spiked morning star

who let girls in my religions, Fuck.

>>383895753
Same happens to tanks
Guess playing a role nobody wants to play gives them a superiority complex

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>>383896980
I've been stuck at femdom for about half a decade now. Autogynephilia doesn't count, I don't want to be a trap I want to be a girl

>>383896980
>tfw this is exactly me, except with femdom hypnosis thrown in between
>I'm completely aware of it though

>>383896619
That depends on which universe you're talking about. If you're thinking of Ultimate Wasp then yes, she's dead as fuck. The Blob literally ate her and he said she tasted like chicken. I wish I was making this up.

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My damage spell is upon you!

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Healsluts are overrated and dime a dozen these days. Real men play healers who can heal the needy and dish out the pain on his enemies at the same time. You can't protect your allies if you can't protect yourself.

>>383897216
speak for yourself
I prostituted myself by leveling people with ME

>>383897319
>>383897532
you two should raid the depths of hell

>>383896980
The solution is not not fapping, it's not watching porn
Seriously, porn overconsumption is to blame for almost all shut-ins having disgusting fetishes

>>383893745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xscfron_tjk

>>383897578

>Not wanting to delve into the depth of hell with your comrades to fuck up demons

Better than being someone's cum dumpster.

>>383897604
I'd say that has more to do with anime and Japan than anything. It's where 99% of the porn that people you're talking about consume comes from after all.

>>383897604
Do you force yourself to fap to vanilla or do you fap without any visual at all? Pretty sure I need visual stimuli.

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Did someone call for a doctor?

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>>383897532
Clerics are pretty great

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>>383893745
>Is healslutting real?

Do homosexuals exist?

>>383897719
>gets ignored and flanked and killed by a rogue genji

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you friend here, are you fighting the downfall or finally let yourself go?

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>>383897870
GET THEM OFF ME

>>383897704
to be honest i'm not even applying the advice i'm posting, despite my porn consumption I've never gone the fetish slippery slope, I'm still vanilla as fuck after all those years, even anal disgusts me. guess I'm a special snowflake
Though I don't dodge the other symptoms of porn overconsumption like finding real sex boring

>uwu im such a cute girl (male) fuck me hard daddy
i'm so tired of this shit

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Any anon in need of a healslut in mmos?
I don't have much experience but I learn fast and am very devoted to my master.

Anyone remember when MMORPG healers were the most vital backbone of your raid?
I miss being one.
None of this worthless support bullshit in assfaggots or the worthless healing beam you can burst through in fps.
I just play assassin and pretend I know nothing.

>>383898102
>ara ara im such a thicc mom fuck me hard son
is this more up your alley?

>>383898231
yes

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I'm not a miracle worker, well not always

>>383898053
I never cared about porn desensitization until I actually tried having sex and couldn't get it up. Shit is embarrassing.

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Mercy only heals black cocks.

>>383897220
>people still play MMOs
This is the real surprise.

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>>383898231
YES

>>383898474
Galko a cute.

>>383898291
I'll send you my "consultation" fee!

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>>383898102
It's hot as fuck anon , deal with it. Boipussy will only get more popular, get your trap BF NOW

>>383898319
Shit is surprising as fuck too. You're used to getting hard in half of a second to porn, and then in real situation you can't no matter how much you hack yourself

>>383898319
Aw fuck I know this feel too well and I have no idea how to fix it outside of cold turkey.

>>383898194
I would a pint-sized Goblin healslut

>>383898537
Post more article titles. I love those.

>doing work in library
>scrawny, pale, glasses-wearing white guy walks up to me
>has a high voice, shaky and nervous
>"w-well you know I main mercy and-"
>"Not interested."


Who knew the meme was this fucking real

>>383898582
Fuck I'm the opposite. Blow the first load way too fast, good to go for a second round pretty quickly though. If I jack off before then I just blow too quick and can't go again. Premature ejaculation is the worst.

>>383898412
Disgusting.

>>383898650
Things that never happened.

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>>383898636

If you go looking for people you can easily find those who want to act it out.

The problem is it's really garbage unless it happens to develop naturally with a friend or partner.

King of the Hill:
http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094067

Recess:
http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094035

Scooby Doo:
http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094223

http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094224 (Same story but futa)

Weekenders:
http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094327

Hey Arnold:
>Rhonda needs money and has to work as a street walker to help her family out (Make sure to leave a review if you want to see a chapter three)

http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095340

>Rhonda and her boytoy force Phoebe into a threesome

http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095195

Resident Evil:
http://www.archiveofourown.org/works/7794475/chapters/24597195/

https://archiveofourown.org/works/7794544

Mortal Kombat:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/9800783 (Futa)

>>383893745
>>383893846
>>383894859
>>383894976
>>383895128
>>383895770
>>383896245
>>383897549
lol, love this new epic healslut meme xD

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>>383895142
There is a way for you to find out if someone in your group is into it. Sit emote and a spray sitting under the spray if someone notices it they'll bring it up. I think there is a group somewhere that explains it or you can go to the healsluts >>>/reddit/.

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>>383898521
I have my eye on you!

I got propositioned for a devil's threesome the other day. Almost considered it because she was cute and the right kind of aggressive that I like but I was worried about male/male expectation. I'm already awkward as shit and that would be weird. Also I fapped a few hours before going out so wasn't even in the mood.

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>>383898903
The doctor is in!

>>383898873
all me

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Mercy: My whole team died.
Mercy: Resurrect only one of them.

Healslutting is hot when its an actual girl playing the healer

All these posts are just sad cause they're all made by fat, ugly manchildren

>>383899024
I want to get in the doctor.

>>383899049
>Resurrect Ana

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>>383898412
Black man here, can't wait for the inevitable surge of MercyxDOOMFIST porn

My brotha gonna be tearin that little pink white pussy up and

>>383893745
Fuck healslutting, I'd rather heal powerbottom.
>"You fucking idiots better get on the fucking payload or else no one's getting ass tonight!"
>"You call that a engagement, I've seen limp dicked Japs do better than that bitches."
>"Come on, give me those damage numbers or I won't let you cum."

>>383899136
>pretending to be a nigger online

Pathetic.

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>>383899136
>Black man here

If you're the healslut yes.
If you're a DPS/Tank trying to find a healslut no.

Overwatch is shit. Don't buy it.

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>>383899049
Whose side do you choose? The devil, or the valkyrie?

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>>383894242

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>>383899206
The witch

>>383899206
I've never opened a single loot box because it's a cancer mechanic that shouldn't be supported.

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>>383899206
Combat Medic Ziegler

>>383899310
It doesn't cost you anything but time.

>>383898834
Patrician taste.

>>383899168
>thinking everyone is white on here

Oh you poor little dick white boy

>>383893745
>If I buy OW and play as Mercy will my team try to dick me or turn me into their pocket healer?

No.
Take it from someone with over a 100 hours on Mercy

>>383899184
I just fap to the porn.
I'm not planning on giving modern Blizzard any money.

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Is there a name for submissive healer (male) + dominant DPS (female)?

Would this still count as healsluttery?

>>383899395
Damage Dominater

The only non faggot heal role ever is a Battlefield Medic, anything else you're just some dumb useless shit who doesnt know how to play and wants to find a dick to suck.

>>383893745
Depends:

If you play in pre made groups and are a healer, you are a heal slut.

If you random q in Overwatch you are retarded if you don't play Mercy. Mercy gives more sr than any other hero and if you know how to play her you lose as good as no sr if your team loses.

Have you ever seen a top 500 Mercy main playing dps? They are not better than any silver dps.

I first played Pharah and could get out of Silver. Now I'm a gm Mercy main. Overwatch is broken af.

And if you play Mercy: DON'T TRY TO WIN! Just try to max your sr and hope your team will carry you.

>>383893745
In Comp? It could easily happen. In Quickplay nobody's really going to give a shit, though.

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