>be warrior of some nerd land named hyrule >entire town

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>be warrior of some nerd land named hyrule
>entire town full of sjw sandniggers
>keep rejecting my attempts at entering because of my cis white male priveleges >plan.exe
>walk up to the guards out front
>"HALT VOE SCUM"
>ignore their bafoonery
>stare them dead in the eyes and unzip pants
>can feel their lady bits shaking the sand
>sand seals vomit at the stench of fish
>drop pants to expose the other sword to seal the darkness in its 10 inch throbbing glory
>it shines bright, contrasting the sand
>zelda quivers but doesnt break
>rito weeps because of his beta bird dick
>Vah Naboris kneels in respect
>gerudo's fault lines erupt and cause a massive earthquake
>the land of hyrule is basked in manly glory
>i close my eyes for just a moment to feel the pure power surge through my surroundings
>open eyes
>sjws are writhing on the ground and foaming at the mouth
>gerudo is half in ruins
>Vah Naboris is stuck and can't move
>every living creature in the desert is belly up dead
>some have macabre smiles
>sigh and pull lady loincloths out of ass somewhere
>idk how i fit my weapons up there, they just kinda slide in
>anothermatter.jpeg
>adorn wildly colorful ladypants
>theyre tight on my precious spirit orbs
>hike them up to my bellybutton in triumph
>sandbaboons immediately stop writhing
>the moon comes back out
>"you may enter, my lady"
>stroll in with manhood slapping against the cloth, sending vibrations around my feet
>mfw they saw my cock and still think im a woman
>mfw im a crossdresser
>mfw im linkelle, the greatest warrior ever lived

Next to Whiterun, Gerudo has the worst employed guards. Anyone else publicly expose themselves there?