How is it that Adande 'Swoozie' Thorne can get laid

hes black

Because he's a nigger

>>383854386
He's not afraid of women. Its not a fair comparison.

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>>383854386
I remember him from that Ultimate Gamer show on SyFy

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>>383854386

i don't live in LA and i don't possess washboard abs or good looks

>>383854386

I get laid everyday from my gf

>>383856875
He doesn't need a Gf to get laid.

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Reminder

>>383854386
>How is it that Adande 'Swoozie' Thorne can get laid every week but you nerds can't?
When you find out please tell me. I need a complete FAQ on this topic.

I'm almost certain he only posts the interesting parts of his life and even exaggerates it for dem views.

But it does help that he's black, handsome and /fit/.

>>383857802
Step 1: Be attractive to women.

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>make mad youtubebux embellishing stories that stupid women believe actually happened
>women acknowledge this (pseudo)fame and (not-pseudo)money and want it

Wow, really had to activate my almonds to figure that one out OP

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buh bye

>>383854386
Charisma?