I never thought that i'd be in a video game
I found a way, i found a waay
Drake Bell lost his money, his dignity, his bro, and now his gf. What else will he lose? At least he still has Disneyland
>>383847464
He lost the ability to not experience pain from his right hand
>>383847464
At least he's still got hissexysis
>>383847398
JUST
this is timmy turner
>>383848084
>Cosmo... Wanda... i... wish... for my life... to be... over...
>>383848084
The movies>Current show
>>383847870
Fuck i hope this isnt real.
>>383847870
Is that John Stamos on the right?
>>383847398
ITS GONNA TAKE SOME TIME
TO PAY THIS FINE
>>383848251
Yeah, Josh and stamos have a show on fox.
>>383848027
How did he fuck up his hand?
>>383848204
I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you, anon. It is real.
>>383848084
>>383848027
Why can't he play guitar again?
>>383848027
>>383848027
wasnt most of his songs just easy power chords though
>>383848523
Fapped too much.
Josh is like a chad vampire, he sucked the chadness off Drake.
>>383848652
That's most child "rockstars"
>>383847464
No alimony
>>383847870
Why did this happen
JOSH WINS BABY
JOSH ALWAYS WINS
>>383847398
Drake is an attention-starved asshole. Leeching off one of the most important moments for a man just to get some attention is awful. Fuck Timmy Turner.
>>383848394
Got in a car accident racing against his friend Needles, who called him a chicken
>>383848883
That attention doesn't look good on him though
>>383847870
Please don't be real.
I drake is in deep shit debt today, but i still dont get it.
According to some news he used to make over half a million per year, then the next year he only made a grand total of 20k (already having spent the expected half a million).
What happened that he stopped making cash?
>>383847870
Shit nigga that's depressing.
I didn't think Josh would do such a dick move.
>>383849150
Stopped working thinking the cash will keep flowing.
>>383849212
Is it really a dick move?
You ever had someone in your squad that you wanna help, he keeps fucking up after countless times you help him out so you just cut him out the group so he doesn't bring the vibes down?
>>383847870
JUST
>>383848204
>>383847870
That's so sad, man.
>>383848027
>doctors say ill never play guitar again
>and I was just about ready to write a song that wasn't the theme song to a decade old show!
nvr 4get
>>383849239
This sounds incredibly retarded.
>when video game threads get bumped off /v/ but literal celebrity gossip is allowed
Ahah, yes, us 2000s kids, huh? It's one of those shows on that channel, right? The one that wasn't Spongebob or Fairly Odd Parents?
JUST
https://youtube.com/watch?v=URm_0DJGifM
>>383849948
That's Drake all right!
>>383850093
Is that drake? He looks so fucking old.
Guess the car crash really Mark Hamilton'ed his face.
Except that Mark at least still loved till this day for multiple reasons.
>>383850330
>Hamillton
I swear i dont know where i pulled the "ton" from.
>>383850093
Drake's future:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ67H9JHAHM
>>383850093
>>383850439
oh no, i can't watch any more of these
someone just fucking end his suffering
>>383850430
Sounds better.
>>383847870
>Guy doesnt invite you to his wedding
>Retaliate by flipping out on Twitter and making hiss wedding all about a tv show you did 10 years ago
Drake is in the wrong here
>>383847870
>>383848204
>>383848858
>>383849078
>>383849212
>>383849380
>>383849538
They hadn't talked for years. It's not like they were bffs and Josh just cut the cord. I think Drake is just trying to stay relevant
>>383849546
He actually wrote other songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQYBVPVeQn0
His career just never took off. He fucked himself up hard on his early fame.
>>383850330
>Mark Hamill wrapping his car around a tree is why there's even wampas on Hoth just so they can explain why he has a facial scar now
why is nobody in this thread talking about the actual VIDEO GAME
Go to /tv/ if you want to talk about celebrities
>>383849325
You make a good point.
Sometimes enough is indeed enough.
>>383847870
What is Josh even doing these days?
>>383849212
The dude said they hadn't talked in years
>>383850865
That actually doesn't sound that bad
>>383850936
The Theater Thug stealth mission is bullshit. Stopped playing there.
>>383850839
Yeah you're right. It's easy to forget that actors don't have to like eachother off camera.
Megan didnt go to his wedding eitherno word on whether she was invited or notbut she she has met up with Drake recently
>you lived long enough to see your childhood teen celebs become old, bitter, and/or mentally ill
>Not remembering Drake's capeshit kino
>>383851743
She was probably busy hanging out with Dan.
>>383851946
Nah, she's useless to Dan now.
>>383852161
Dan wouldn't turn his back on a friend. He's a good man.
>>383851938
It was drake? I honestly couldnt remember. Leslie Nielsen was the only saving grace of the movie.
Leslie was great. I miss him.
>>383852067
Drake Bell did nothing wrong
Even though he did
>>383850093
JUST
>>383852067
Drake bell did nothing wrong
>>383852067
Drake Bell did nothing wrong.
>>383848027
Didn't he want to play Robin?
If you're young enough to have watched this shit you shouldn't be posting on 4chan
>>383852243
She’s too old for him now.
>>383852710
Bait
>>383847870
>Drakes blows all his money within just a few years of leaving Drake and Josh
>Consitantly makes poor life decisions
>attention whores and begs people to come see his shows on twitter
>meanwhile Josh saves his money and builds up a positive reputation in Hollywood taking smaller roles and collaborating with youtubers
>Acts like an actual adult instead of a wannabe manchild Spiderman VA
Drake brought all of this on himself, he's the quintessential washed up child star who is two steps away from whoring himself to the highest bidding reality show.
>>383852347
Its a parody of the first Spiderman movie, almost beat for beat. But even back then it felt like an old movie to parody it.
Didn't stop Sony from remaking it though
all this time i LITERALLY thought that faggot jontron was josh! im not even kidding... wtf!! then why the FUCK is this jonfagtron even popular in the first place??
remember when Josh cut Drake out of his life and his life got infinitely better, while Drake's went down the shitter. lol Dan Schneider is a prophet.
>>383847464
His neighbor left his back gate open and his dog ran away :/
>>383847398
>Josh didn't invite Drake to his wedding
I get that Josh moved on from the show, but he still should've invited an old friend. I mean he still invited Dan "the hymen annihilator" Schneider.
>>383853421
>Implying he had a choice of not inviting dan
If he didnt, he would come after his firstborn daughter.
>>383848084
>how old are you?
>idk somewhere between 15 and 50
>what? send me a pic
>>383853917
>>383853421
>implying
There was a deal m8, why do you think josh has all the fame now?
>>383852829
Drake Bell in a reality show would be interesting though.
>>383854026
Fun fact, Timmy is over 60 years old
>>383854319
Only in the "how low can he fall" sense
>>383854850
Exactly but reality shows now are just following fuckup normies.
>>383849325
This is the storyline to NBA 2K16
I NEVER THOUGHT
>>383847398
This game actually fucking blows, i wasn't expecting anything and it was actually worse
J U S T
U
S
T
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
*INHALES*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>383847870
Drake is a cringy loser, but for some reason I'd rather grab a beer with him over Josh. Look at that photo, every person in that photo looks like a supreme douchebag or cunt. Especially John fucking Stamos.
>>383848394
suicide attempt
>>383847870
Who the fuck imagined the hamplanet would turn out like this? Poor Drake.
>>383847398
>douchebag "cool guy" grows up to have a sad life
Am I suppose to be surprised?
>>383855995
This, desu. I don't even care about those guys, but I find it hard to believe that Drake is such a childish fucker nowadays.
>>383852067
Drake bell did nothing wrong
What were Drake's shitty life decisions?
Zoey 101 > Victorious > Drake and Josh > iCarly
>>383857512
Zoey 101 is absolute dogshit though.
Drake and Josh> iCarly > Victorious > Zoey 101
>>383857009
>douchebag "cool guy"
We're talking about Drake Bell not Drake Parker.
m8.
>>383857512
You need to be over 18 to post here
>>383856246
He found a way, anon. He found a way
>>383857643
I rate with my dick senpai
>>383857645
Get with the times gramps
>>383857471
Blowing all his cash while not building a solid career during the short period after Drake and Josh when people cared about him
>>383857769
>I rate with my dick senpai
>iCarly that low
>>383857902
Fuck off Dan
>That moment where you realize drake and josh both followed the real life equivalent of what their characters would probably become as adults
>That one episode where drakes life falls apart when josh's improves when he says hes done with him
>>383857902
Jeanette is the only hot one in that show
>>383857902
I wonder who could be behind this post
Okay so Drake doesn't have any money, but he still has a lot of fans from the show and the people that still listen to his music.
What's stopping him from uploading shit to YouTube to get dem sweet AdSense bux? Hell even if he's not made for playing games like any other autist I'm sure a vlog would work for him.
I bet he can get at least 500K subs from his name alone, and that's more than enough to make a small living and start paying his debts.
>>383851115
He's a semi-successful Hollywood actor worth a couple million. He's also lost a ton of weight years back and looks pretty good now.
>>383858227
No, that picture is from when he USED to look good. Now he just looks like a fucking douche.
>>383858137
This
>>383857969
>>383858060
Dan had his influence on all the shows not just iCarly.
>>383858036
Miranda was cute too
>>383858060
Dan is fucking weird
>>383849325
>tfw i'm that guy
>>383858060
what's his name again?
>>383858060
>>383858060
NONONONONO NO
NO
CAN WE FUCKING KILL DAN PLEASE
I love Drake and Josh threads. We need more of them.
>>383858137
He has a channel with over 300k subs. He just doesn't know how to make interesting content.
>>383847870
>>383855995
HUG ME BROTH-
>>383855885
can't he just ask each of his fans to donate a dollar?
CLASS DISMISSED
>that episode where Josh dumps Drake as his brother and his life improves greatly while Drake falls apart and begs him to come back
>>383858036
>Jeanette
Fuck, my heart still aches when I hear her name. Stupid teen me, why did you have to go and fall in love with an actress.
>mfw I'll never eat tacos or watch shitty movies with a blond tomboy qt
Just kill me now.
WHO DUDE YOURE GIVING ME YOUR GAMESPHERE GAMES?
>>383859339
>>383859432
is this the single most iconic d&j episode?
>>383847870
The funniest part is that all of Josh's social media is flooded with people calling him a snake or asking why Drake wasn't invited
>>383849027
Severely underrated
>>383858689
Dan"Spread Em Wider" Schneider
I came up with a new Drake and Josh series called Drake and Josh Returns that is basically just Drake being super broke and realizing he's turned into a giant loser. He tries to do a bunch of illegal get rich quick schemes with Josh (who he dragged down with him) that often end with people dying or getting maimed.
I hope "Coke Can" Dan lets me pitch it. I think Drake would be on-board.
>>383847870
What's worse is that he invited that fat fuck Dan as well.
>>383859426
She still exists, anon. She's waiting for you.
>>383848343
Had
>>383858036
Was about to reply a non-cringy rephrasal of >>383859426.
>>383858426
>Miranda was cute too
Have your (you)
>>383858304
It's like I'm looking at a completely different person. He looks like a bootleg Chris Hardwick here.
At least in the pic you replied to I could kinda recognize him, but jesus
>>383859784
please have miranda cosgrove return as well and be a stripper in the show
maybe a couple nude scenes would be nice too
>>383859665
They know the show wasn't real, right?
>>383859809
I refuse to believe this isn't some PR stunt. How could you invite the director, but not Drake? I care very little about celebrities, but it just seems obvious, you know. They knew each other since the fucking Amanda show.
>>383848556
They're gonna form a legion, aren't they
Drake became a childish manlet who slaves away at Nick making shitty live action shows and movies. Meanwhile Josh went on to become a 6'0 alpha with some presence in hollywood
Ironic considering their roles in their show
>>383860085
Do you still talk to everyone you knew 10+ years ago? And besides, Drake doesnt seem like the most stable dude
>>383860178
Nah, they're gonna form a league
a JUSTice League
>>383860194
>Drake
>Manlet
>1.74m
>Manlet
???
>>383860194
life's not fair...
What games were on the Gamesphere?
>>383852067
Drake did nothing wrong
>>383860194
>some presence in hollywood
>That remake of Red Dawn
Ehhhhhhhhhhhh I guess it's better than what Drake has that's for certain.
>>383855336
Except he dies
>>383860271
anything below 6 foot is manlet
>>383855995
Did your cool uncle diddle you or what?
>>383860305
Bad Rats
>>383847870
I will never undestand why normies overreated about this.
>>383860271
>5'9
>not a manlet
>>383859416
TV kino
>>383859432
>>383859339
The teacher was hot
>>383847870
>The Hangov3r
>>383858036
>>383860549
I'm 1.68m and that's average.
>>383860085
Maybe Drake is just an asshole.
>>383860646
BIBBEH
>>383847870
>>383848027
>>383848084
>>383848204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77qwkvWFFcY
>>383860664
you're a falseflagging 6+ foot man, stop it
>>383849878
you know how Adam Sandler was super airbrushed in the Click cover
this is like the opposite of that but somehow still incorporates airbrushing
>>383860817
https://youtu.be/SetENqA69FQ
>>383850010
i got warned by mods for complaining about that church thread that was deleted a week ago. yet here we are, /starmagazine/
>>383860817
>21 years old
JUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSTTTT
How the fuck this is /v/?
>>383850010
Nigga there's a /ptg/ I just reported and hidLike that'll do anything., /v/ at night is a coin flip. We either get chill threads, or shitty awful threads.
>>383860646
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PuqTCNQne98
>>383859303
Whats he mostly uploading?
>>383861017
>>383861216
>*FAKE*
>>383848520
>>383854719
WHAT?
>>383861507
There was a special episode where they reveal that Timmy made a secret wish. And that wish was to never age so that he could keep cosmo and Wanda forever
>>383860817
This guy went to the high school just a few miles from my house
>>383861753
WHAT THE FUCK? When did he made that wish? how did that end? what happend after he reveal that?
>>383861507
There was a special where it was revealed that Timmy made the wish of making Earth's time stopped so that he can keep Cosmo and Wanda and that wish happened 50 years ago, making him actually 60.
>>383861216
reminder she has a youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3zMn2LYZng
>>383861860
He made it like 60 years prior to the start of that episode. It ends with him reverting the wish and every one changed to their ages before the wish.
>>383848520
Fuck i even read it in his Voice
>>383858689
Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider
>>383861959
>>383862023
It was canon?
>>383859891
I didn't want to fap today
>>383862452
I don't think it counted because it was a special. If all of the specials were canon, that would mean the band KISS is in the show as well as 5 kids turning into pumpkin robots to destroy the world.
Josh is a fucking asshole. For sure he's not invited to my wedding.
>>383859316
Respect to Stamos, when he doesn't like you he don't hide it
>>383861960
>That revealing outfit
Subscribed
How does this happen? How do you lose connections with someone you've been friends with since 8 years old?
Shit must suck for drake
>>383863438
How old are you? After the show ended, they kinda went separate ways
>>383859891
WHAT HAPPENED
>>383847870
>that one episode where josh acted like drake didn't exist and drake's life starts falling apart
>it's actually real
poor little bugger
>>383863497
Idk these guys were buddies since childhood I find it hard to believe they lost interest with one another. So even after the show ended, they couldn't talk to eachother at least once a month?
>>383848520
>>383863438
>How do you lose connections with someone you've been friends with since 8 years old
I'm 20.
Met a boy and a girl that were siblings, when we were 3; we were friends until we were like 16 or so. They don't talk to me anymore because their family got a lot of money at some point and I didn't, so my social class is not high enough for them to talk to me anymore.
Now they enjoy a nice life full of other rich friends and stuff I can't afford while I sink deeper into depression every day due to lack of income and loneliness. Haven't seen them since 2013 and I hope it stays like that.
Fuck them, and fuck Josh.
>>383863702
She got hotter
>>383863945
They did. They drifted apart, it wasn't a sudden split. They'd talk once a week, then once a month, then once every two months, etc
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