Oh, hi Anon. You know, your sister used to suck my dick real

>>383837618

The way he died was so satisfying

>>383837618
Yeah well sun on ye.

IM SUN ON YEE MOTHERFUCKER

Yeah she used to suck mine too haha.

>>383837618

I remember this scene. My dad was there and after this scene he wouldnt let me play this game anymore.

Thanks dad.

FUCKING DOGEYES

>>383837990
YOU SURE LOOK YOU LIKE YOU COULD USE A PORK BUN

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>>383838346
A MAN WHO NEVA EAT PORK BUN
CAN NEVA BE A WHOLE MAN

>>383838492

WHY DON'T YU HAVE PORK BUN IN YOUR HAND?!

>>383838492
I still get a kick out of the cock fighting minigame.Made my first 100K that way and bought some good body armor.

>>383837618
I unironically hate this game. It's low quality as fuck with the depth of a fucking puddle. The melee executions are shitty and boring. The driving is average. The melee combat takes skill but is also tedious as all fuck. The story's gay.

A MAN WHO NEVER EAT PORK BUN IS NEVER A WHOLE MAN

>>383838243
>Your dad kicked you off a game that only came out in 2012
Fuck off underage

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>>383838608
>>383838660
>mfw im chinese and actually hate cha siu bao

too doughy for me, but my family loves em

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>character is a stupid, belligerent criminal
>game expects you care about him

>>383838878
he could have been 13 when it came out

>>383838767
To me it seemed like a Saint's Row 2 ripoff,the graphics look about the same but worse. Guns are hard to get and are somewhat gamebreaking as you can't openly carry a rifle and buy clothes.

>>383838981
oh, wait, shit

>>383837752
>The way he died was so satisfying
You mean evading every attack and combo that I threw at him?

>>383838942

His fiance deserved better

>>383838981
>>383839065
Even still, if your dad kicks you off 'inappropriate' vidya over the age of 10 then you're a fucking faggot

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>>383838936
theres the other version that is just a thin crust or whatever the fuck it is

>>383839185
Some people have different values for their kids, and when you're a child, you don't really have control of that.

>>383838936
Steamed bao is like that, baked is fucking great.

>>383839090
For me he died after I got a knife that was dropped.
It was pretty much a onesided fight but only if you get the right moves via statue-finding.

>>383839090

You only knocked him out and gave him to your boss's mom.

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Best outfit?

>>383839185
fucking kek

>>383837618
Yeah well maybe I will suck your dick then, how would you like that haha

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>>383839185
>tfw daddy still whips me to this day

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>>383838492
What did they mean by this?

>>383837618
>wow that guy is a prick
>i bet later you beat him up and he apologizes
>ok so he's getting the blame for some heavy stuff, bet at the end of the mission things get cleared up and we team up to beat the real culprit
>mfw what really happened
Feels like the plot was stitched together desu

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>>383839471
Yes

>TAKES GUTS TO WEAR THAT
show yourself coward

I don't have a sister. I have a brother though.

Running and jumping in this game are the only things I hate about it.

>>383838936
>tfw Filipino and my family can't get enough of siopao

>>383839185
Yeah, I feel sorry for those losers who don't have absentee shit parents.
>you mean your house didn't have porn and needles lying around when you were growing up too?
>haha bet you don't even know what the landlord's cock tastes like so mom can make rent this month, do you loser?

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>>383840081
They learn worse in public school. Grow up. Keep coddling your child forever, its no wonder people of today are so soft-shelled.
Its a fucking video game, not actual heroin needles FFS.
Educate them, not censor them.

>>383840397
>They learn worse in public school
I didn't. I didn't even know what masturbation was until I was like 13 and thought it was illegal until I was like 15. I didn't even know what homo or faggot meant until around 14-16ish.

>try the PS4 remaster
>silky smooth 20fps
HOW

>>383840081
> If I grossly exaggerate Anon's post to the point that it no longer resembles the original post, I'm right

Why would you think and post something so stupid? Not growing up a coddled faggot does not equate having druggie parents

>>383838936
It's because the chinese make terrible ones. I go to japanese market places and theyre great there

>>383840569
You either learn those at an early age by interacting with people your age or you were a social outcast

>>383840958
I didn't hang out with the bad kids.

>>383837618
I- I don't have a sister, only brothers.

>>383839185
>If your parents dictated something for you you're a faggot
What? Nobody picks their parents or dictates their values, anon. Go be an edgy faggot elsewhere.

>>383840569
Case and point. Your parents should have educated you instead of just censoring you then. You will end up having the type of kids who think people get pregnant by hand-touching.
I am by the firm belief that the more responsibility, the better, With exceptions of course. For example: Give the kid an allowance so they can learn to budget at a young age instead of buying things for them.


And yes, I understand that public schools vary, but the thing is common with all schools is that you do not have control on what your kid learns.

>>383841127
are you fucking retarded

>>383841127
>>383840397
To add, I thinks its a bit edgy to call kids faggots for listening to their parents. Its not their fault, they are being good children.

>>383841040
>I thought masturbation was illegal
If you seriously equate either of your examples with being a 'bad kid', you were homeschooled or 'that kid'.

>>383840081
>Your father trusting you to be mature enough to handle vulgar content as a teenager means he is a deadbeat crackhead sexual predator

You're baiting. Either that or your controlling parents didn't let you do anything and you're trying to convince yourself that the other kids were the unlucky ones.

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Hey Wei, I'm just going to take a nighttime walk. See you later.

>>383840081
>implying I didn't enjoy being molested

Thinking of Mr. Moretti still makes my cock hard

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>>383839471
the russian mob one is great and also has one of the best modifiers.

>>383839968
Every time I heard that the person standing out side the shop would disappear. I think I was being stalked by the Chinese ghost of fashion.

>>383838324
I'm sad this never became a thing like "IT WAS ME BARRY"

>Fall down steps as a kid breaking your leg and missing summer camp
>FUCKING DOGEYES

>>383841127
>Your parents should have educated
What parents call their kids a faggot and show them how to masturbate?

>just censoring you
They didn't censor me. I chose not to look for media that seemed too extreme and didn't hang out with kids that seemed like they were bad on my own because it seemed like a pain in the ass to be in trouble by association.

>You will end up having the type of kids
I'm not going to have kids.

>Give the kid an allowance
Okay, rich boy.

>the thing is common with all schools is that you do not have control on what your kid learns.
No, but the kids themselves do.

>>383841339
Why would I know what the word faggot or masturbation is unless I was hanging out with kids that were already looking at pornography and swearing like little chodes by the age of 10?

>waifus disappear after you finish the story
DROPPED

>>383841521
Babayaga...

>>383840071
shut up flip back cleaning those floors!

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>>383841521
hell yeah loved the tats

>>383841632
>by the age of 10
Except the post you made 15 fucking minutes go says "until I was 15/16" you backpedaling faggot. Puberty has long since started by that age so by calling kids talking about sex "bad kids" (which is another post you made in this thread so don't backpedal like this "10 yr old" shit) you didn't interact with any kids and likely were a loner

>>383839185

My dad bought me GTA 2 when I was 10

I love how my dad just don't give a fuck.

>>383842173
Read that post again, if you can. Since you were clearly raised in the shittiest part of town, I hope that you are capable of actual reading comprehension.

>>383842173
I'm not backpedaling at all. Only the bad kids or kids who couldn't shut up about fucking like annoying dipshits talked about sex all the time. Also, if you're quoting old posts, it was 13 when I knew what masturbation was due to health class. I wouldn't go out of my way to learn swear words because it seemed pointless so why would I care what it meant otherwise?

I had friends, we just didn't talk about that stuff. Why would I swear at my friends or talk about how I rub one out when we could play videogames?

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>>383842630

who else threw Tiffany into the trunk of their car and drove it into Victoria harbor

WEI SHEN MOTHERFUCKA WHO YOU?

>>383842530
>Why would I know what the word faggot or masturbation is unless I was hanging out with kids that were already looking at pornography and swearing like little chodes by the age of 10?
>5 year range between 10 and 15
>If I heard someone talking about stroking their fat cock at the age of 13 that means they were horndogs since the age of 10
None of what you posted requires a kid to have been talking about sex at the age of 10. How about you actually respond to the post instead of assuring your self that you didn't fuck up without actually giving a reason why.

YOU'RE A HABITUAL FLIRT

>>383837618
Yes, yes. I bet you love my sister(male).

>>383843117
that dude wasn't even me and was another anon but ok

sorry not everyone went to a shithole inner city school

>>383842604
See
>>383840569
>I thought masturbation was illegal until I was like 15
Making these retarded leaps only makes you sound stupid. Learning that masturbation isn't illegal before 15 doesn't require a kid talking about sex non stop. You are clearly sheltered if you thought that and claiming that only "bad kid" horndogs would know that before 15 only worsens your case

>>383838243
>I remember this scene. My dad was there and after this scene he wouldnt let me play this game anymore.

Gladly I didn't get caught, but I was sweating bullets

All I can remember is how much I wanted to bang the Russian girl.

>>383839216
Yeah steamed pork buns are way softer and less doughy

Also pork & cabbage > BBQ pork

>>383843117
So you actually can't read. Shit town education at its best.

>>383843378
>only inner city kids start going through puberty before 16
>I thought masturbation was illegal until I was 15 because I was a well adjusted kid and everyone thought like me

You don't have to be the same Anon. If you're defending such a retarded statement, it applies to you as well.

>>383843636
>Yeah, well, you're wrong because I say so
You're only coming off as more of a retard. If you don't have a retort, just admit it.

>>383843738
>>383843378
>>383843117
>>383842530
>>383842173
>>383841632
>>383841127
>>383840569

I sure do love video games!

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IT TAKES GUTS TO WEAR THAT

>>383843463
I thought all sexual things were illegal until you were 18, and had no reason to discuss sex things at all because they made me uncomfortable, so why would I know a thing about it outside of health class stuff? The only kids who talked about it regularly were the ones who were already throwing "fucks" by the time they were 10 and were trying hard to be edgy cool guys, and I avoided them because I didn't want to deal with their shit. I preferred playing and talking about video games, and nobody really bothered me or cared nor did I really pay attention to anything I didn't care about. I also didn't have ready access to the internet as a commodity like half of the kids under 10 do now, so this isn't shit I would have picked up just browsing the web either.

In my school, most of the kids that already knew that shit were the ones that were assholes.

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>tfw wanted to buy this during the sale
>check specs
>my PC can't run it
I should really update my OS

>>383843738
I'm not saying everyone thought like me. I didn't hang with kids that regularly talked and swore, and most of my friends knew that stuff made me uncomfortable so they were chill about it, too.

My original point was that you don't necessarily pick that shit up via just shooting the shit in a public school. Obviously I was behind the curve at 15-ish.

This whole discussion is literally people making assumptions so w/e

>>383843463
Trouble children know about sex before normal children, you're not a normal child if you knew about sex before 13.

>>383843950
>I thought all sex acts were illegal until I was 18

Which is not normal as most kids realize that such a stupid notion is incorrect long before that time. You resorting to calling the people that figured out such an obvious thing degenerate is just too stupid to ignore. You don't need to be an "edgy faggot" to come to the conclusion that touching your self isn't illegal.

>>383844117
>Doesnt have windows 10
What are you? a fucking fuck?

>super late bloomers try to justify themselves

lol. It's fine dudes, stop sperging out and accept you started out slow.

You have a car here?

>>383844309
>before 13
That's a great point. Unfortunately, the post you replied to is talking about 15 and you have a two year gap between 13 and 15 to account for. Not sure why you think making up your own unrelated age range holds relevance to my post

>>383844337
>Which is not normal as most kids realize that such a stupid notion is incorrect long before that time.
Why would I know otherwise if I didn't talk about it?

>You resorting to calling the people that figured out such an obvious thing degenerate is just too stupid to ignore.
The ones who talked about it regularly were the ones who were also regularly getting into trouble. Why wouldn't I associate the two things at the time?

>You don't need to be an "edgy faggot" to come to the conclusion that touching your self isn't illegal.
I didn't say you were. I'm saying I avoided kids who regularly had the knowledge because they were edgy faggots.

>>383844295
If you understand that you're an abnormality why would you bother pointing out your situation? You can find abnormalities in anything. It's not the norm so it holds very little relevance

>>383844568
You sound like a little bitch who never interacted with anyone at all, let alone the supposed "edgy faggots"

God damn

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>>383842713
I want to read that entire thread, holy lord.

Old Salty Crab needs a spinoff game.

>>383844568
Most kids by the age of 15 have been introduced to sex in some way simply through puberty taking it's course. This does not mean that you're fucking Sally Smith down the street but you're more aware of these things at this point. If you are aware of masturbation, how long does it take for common sense to kick in and realize that it's not illegal? You don't need to be playing soggy biscuit with your friends to pick up on what is and is not acceptable

>>383839810
the game was rushed/unfinished, but from the beginning i had a feeling you were going to kill him for being a cunt, i just thought that it would take longer and there would be some serious consequences

>>383840020
>>383841046

he meant sister(male)

>>383839124
but that's conroy, not winston

>>383844568
>Why wouldn't I associate it?
I dunno. They also breathed air, so did you associate breathing with being edgy? You can say that it's obvious but that's the point

>>383844762
You got me there.

I just remembered was a qt short girl in one of my classes who also didn't have a full understanding of what mastubation was or how girls could do it, and I remember saying something like, "Hey, I could tell you after class," and some people started cheering. At the time I didn't get why and was serious about actually telling her why did this memory come back now

>>383844905
Not everyone has the same experiences, I guess. If it helps any, most of the people in my circle of friends ended up weird kid diddlers/dog fuckers with the exception of some guy who's in the special forces, some dude who turned into a legitimately nice guy who's trying to better the world but will probably unfortunately fail, and a guy who made nigger jokes a lot that ended up marrying a black girl, so it's not like my guidelines for choosing friends ended up panning out anyway.

>>383845060
I had the misconception of illegality from when I was really young and it never went away because I just didn't talk about it or care to learn.

>>383839471
nah, triad enforced a best, and the modifier on it is good enough not t make me feel like switching out of it, if not the best

>>383840651
>texture flicker
>load times
>crashes

The setting is nice, but let's be real, the game's mediocre. Even The Saboteur was better.

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>>383840651
How indeed, it runs at 50+ on my literal toaster. it does get really hot though.

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>>383841349

>>383839682
TO BE A MAN YOU MUST HAVE HONOR
HONOR AND A POOOORK-BUN

>This sheltered retard ITT
Fucking kek.

Do you walk girls home gently, too?

>>383838767
Way below average driving imo. That super action movie shit driving, Just Cause mixed with Ridge Racer.

>>383845618
no, i masturbate to hentai

>>383845304
>spoiler
so you were 'that kid'
could have saved a lot of OT shitposting if you just agreed with me at that start

>>383845769
Gently?

>>383845784
no, because THAT kid was the one who shit on the floor and talked about if it was okay to let his dog lick his nuts while making honking noises from the back of the class room

>>383845618
>Do you walk girls home gently
...As opposed to walking girls home roughly?

>hey anon will you walk me home?
>*seize her arm*
>stop you're hurting me
>*violently pull her to her house*

Recently finished it again. This time on pc. Man, they don't make MCs like Wei anymore.

Currently playing through GTAIV. Never did before. Actually not a GTA fan, but whatever, I'm trying it out. It's nothing like Sleeping Dogs, though. Feels like a slog at times, even when I'm sympathizing with Nico and his cousin. The problem is that the gameplay itself just isn't very engaging. Driving is fun and I like the weight of the cars but the combat sucks a lot and the interface is clunky as hell. It runs like shit, too.

>>383845871
sometimes i rip the skin

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>>383845897

>>383844117
Check into pirating the standard edition, IIRC it runs on worse systems and looks objectively better than the PC's ""enhanced"" edition.

>>383843914
I know, I hate going off topic. If I can try to teach someone something worthwhile. I usually try to, sorry.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd85MW1ijA8

>>383846101
Nobody even knows who you are or will care after the thread is over. Why bother.

>100 posts in
>We haven't started posting the soundtrack yet
How else are you gonna max out the aesthetic while it's raining?

Starting with the easiest one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iH8Qc9-gA8

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>>383845924
>plays a game from 2008 and it's nothing like a game from 2012

You're a genius anon and I'm just going to assume you've never played True Crime either. Play GTA V after IV and you'll miss that combat.

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Objectively better game coming through

who is this Not Ping person

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>>383841349
He was way too fucking stupid to be in that kinda lifestyle. Still got my heartstrings though.

>>383846275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4FYFsLhuss

>>383839649
kill yourself

>>383846378
Maybe the first one.

NYC was a fucking buggy mess.

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>>383846330
>Chinatown wars
My man of refined tastes.

It took Sleeping Dogs for me to realize how shitty GTAIV was.

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>>383845348
>It's the threadly "I need to convince this thread full of posters they didn't have fun" faggot

>>383838942
A stupid belligerent criminal who saw Wei for what he was almost immediately but got told to cool it by his boss.

>>383846456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggqnoedaJug

>>383839471
On my first playthrough I used some fake pseudo-leather biker jacket with ugly shorts, and always wore the ghost pig mask. Made for some pretty funny cutscenes.

I didn't like how they reused Jackie's model for the antagonist from Nightmare in North Point. If I bought Sleeping Dogs on release and the season pass I would have been pissed because those dlcs were lackluster as fuck period.

Enter The Dragon dlc>Nightmare in North Point>that Chinese new year one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqc-nwhbexY

Does anyone have that image where Wei says something like "I'm not a fucking cop!" while wearing the DLC police costume?

>>383848173
I don't have that one but I have one of him jackie and winston sitting at the table and he's in it.

Can't fucking find it though

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>>383845978

HERE COMES THE

RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN

>>383848757
Top rain tracks coming through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmolodMHKiM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhGJCPFZGTs

>>383838767
It's a fucking terrible game. I like to think /v/ calls it good because they got it for 2 dollars in steam sales, but I really think it's just ridiculous contrarianism and low standards.

This thread made me feel like playing this game again despite my massive backlog
fuck you op

>>383849376
>>383845694
>>383838991
>>383838767
t. faggots who have been warped by shitposting

Have a pork bun.

>>383849376
What's it like being a broken and joyless husk of a human?

>>383849439
Shitposting would be convincing others to buy this mess. Did you ever stop to run at a wall? The game sucks so fucking bad that the animation doesn't even pause. They just didn't care.

>>383849560
Literally who cares. The game is a more fun version of GTA with crazy Asian people and kung fu.

>>383837618
I don't have a sister you faggot

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>>383849560
>Running headlong at the wall like a retard doesn't look well animated
>Therefore Sleeping Dogs is a bad game
Wow you really came out swinging with the criticisms anon.

This game was wasted potential.

Glad that stupid bong company went out of business.

Terrible writers

>>383849408
Literally everytime I see a thread for a game I played I always want to replay it. I usually just fire it up for about 30 minutes then stop and get back to what I was doing.

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My yellow fever can't handle this game. Do HK sluts really look like this?

>>383849846
Yeah they should have put the writers onto coding the walls better so I could run straight into them.

>>383850023
>WEI GET SUPRISED FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME CHASE SCENE
>FIGHTING TOURNAMENT IS MORE ADD MORE FIGHTERS
>RESCUE JACKIE FROM BEING BURIED ALIVE, WALKS AWAY TO CLEAR HIS MIND NEXT CUTSCENE DED.

hong kong could write better stories then these fuckboi brits.

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>>383850000
Yes and they want your foreign dong. That or your money.

>>383845987
>TFW your one of the posts in the screencap
>TFW its already been 2 years
fuck.

>>383850000
Sleeping Dogs actually gave me yellow fever because of this fucking song, and it's just a bit of production music with some lyrics slapped on top of it by the sound guys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqc-nwhbexY

>>383850000
nice quads

Is this game as good as you guys say it is? Should I get teh PS4 version?

>>383837618
I had so much fun beating the women and throwing them into my room in that shitty motel. Id role play as a mean triad and speak out loud with a chinese accent

>>383851009
SUN ON YEE MOTHAFUCKA

>>383850984
dont get it. writing is abysmal, and they only let you play the missions they way they want you to. No freedom to complete them in other ways.
fighting system sucks

HD update fucked up the superior hong kong light cityscape

yorue giving moneyt squeenix.

>>383837618
aw fuck no, now I have to reinstall this game. loved the vibe of hong kong portrayed in this game. my citie's chinatown feels nowhere close even on busy days but that could just be the fatansy dominating my expectations.

>>383840071
yo my flip friend put me on sio pao and valut.

Woah, that was close one Jackie. It would be a shame if anything happened to you after you said you need some time alone after nearly being murdered.

>>383850984
It's a thread full of anons reminiscing about how much they enjoy the game vs one faggot who's very deadset on nobody enjoying it.

The choice is yours, though I hear the PS4 version runs poorly. Something to consider

>>383850984
Pirate it on PC, the dev studio got shut down and the publishers are literally the worst people in the business (but it's ok because they're Japanese.)

>>383850984
I always see it pretty cheap on the store, I say go for it anon. It's especially good if you're one of those people who wants to do all the sidequests, races and other open world events while playing the game. There's a ton of shit to collect in it too if you want to drive around collecting shit while you listen to a podcast or watch netflix on your other monitor or something.

>Wei hooks up with Not Ping in the halloween DLC
Is it canon, bros?

>>383851568
Is Undead Nightmare canon for RDR?

>>383837618
But Dogeyes, we're cousins

Game could've been three times longer and wouldn't have overstayed its welcome.

>>383844117
You don't even have windows 7 yet?
I can imagine this being me in a few years. I don't plan on updating to 10, 7 was the system I built my first computer on and I love it so much, I imagine you feel the same about whatever OS you're running. I don't want to let this go either, but one day I will, huh?

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>>383841349
Jackie Ma was too pure for this world.

>>383851951
I like that it ended with me wanting more, too few games do that.

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>there will never be sleeping dogs 2
the only gta like game i've truly enjoyed in the past 7 years or so, such a miserable luck.

>>383852049
Sure, but climbing the ranks felt too quick in my opinion.
Could've done with three or four more missions as a grunt and a lot more important stuff when you take over.
Wasn't enough of anything except unlocking safes after I 100% it.

>>383846439
Jackie needed Wei. He lacked perspective and wanted to be cool and the only way he thought he could do that was to join a gang.

>>383852241
I would unironically love a game where you spend most of your time as a street thug. In these sorts of games I enjoy the early parts where you're stealing shit for small payoffs the most because it feels more grounded.

>>383837618
Okay. Don't see how that has any bearing on me. She is my sister not my wife. If that's all I'm going to grab a pork bun.

>>383852337
I'd be down for a modern life thief sim where you shoplift, mug people in dark alleys and break into homes. Sneaky or brute force.

>>383852241
>>383852337
My main gripe was how rushed Winston's and his wife's death was. You're helping with the wedding after just meeting her and she's really nice then bam they're both dead.

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Okay pork bun faggots.

Baked or Steamed?

>>383852640
That's pretty much how I feel about various characters. Winston and Peggy could have used a another missions worth of scenes. Same with Inspector Teng. Of course Pendrew at the very end as well.

4-5 more missions and I think this game would have been perfect. But I was still really pleased with the end result.

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>>383853117
gunna go with steamed here

>>383853117
Steamed, how is that even a question

>>383853117
Baked appeals to my american sensibilities but I'm sure that steamed ones are good too.

>>383852590
I wish people didn't need an immediate escalation to exploding helicopters and shit in GTA games.

>>383853117
One baked two steamed.

>>383853117
what's in it

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>>383853465
>Mfw the chase leading up to the final fight was a boat chase instead of chasing each other with giant dildo tanks that also transformed into jets and caused michael bay explosions in every shot
I appreciated the tone of Sleeping Dogs so much

>>383853586
dogs or human.

sometimes pork

>>383842630
>>383842713
I remember this thread. It was fantastic.

>>383851952
I'm still on windows XP. I guess I sort of feel the same way, computer was built by a family friend and I've used it for years. Its specs actually aren't that bad, I can play games from like 5 years ago on it fine, but games from even more recent years have started dropping support for it. I'll probably upgrade to Windows 7 soon, I like it and I've used it before on another computer. Fuck 10 though.

>that npc that kept constantly getting in trouble and Wei helps him everytime

Wei was more of a triad than a cop because that motherfucker was a menace.

>>383854104
The only reason to not upgrade to 10 is if you're worried about your privacy. You have no fucking privacy anymore anyway, just do it faggot.

>equip damage boosting clothes
>enemies effectively have less health to beat the shit out of
>gain less triad points overall
wtf dudes

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>>383854193
>mfw he's parked next to the police station
how the fuck was wei not put in jail for life, undercover cop or not

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I wish I could go back and play Sleeping Dogs again for the first time.

>>383837618
Jokes on you Dogeyes, she had AIDS!

>>383843318
That song never plays!

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>>383849306
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhGJCPFZGTs
My nig.

>>383854670
>tfw no Lucy Liu pop star gf

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>>383854709
My nig back
>Winston telling you to look after the gang with this music playing while you drive to uncle po
>mfw

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>I didn't even know what masturbation was until I was like 13 and thought it was illegal until I was like 15.

>>383842349
I first played GTA when I was 10 but I wasn't allowed to play Mortal Kombat or watch Power Rangers growing up. Go figure

>>383837618

>get sleeping dogs cheap, don't know anything about it but I love GTA-lite games so knew I'd like it
>love the shit out of it
>"well let me see what they're doing now.."
>devs gone, franchise on hold/canceled

every fucking time. make it stop

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>>383837618
Well you're a pussy. When I say pussy I mean Chinese food.

>>383851568
Aren't they also dating in the chinese new year dlc? It's been a while since I played it (that dlc sucked).

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>>383854306
> You have no fucking privacy anymore anyway, just do it faggot.
So you would consent to having a government-installed camera in your house? I mean you're already on camera everywhere you go so you obviously don't need privacy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzysxHGZCAU

>>383855183
>be Western developer
>get screwed by Square Enix
Every time.

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>>383854926
>>383849306

This song started playing after I saw Jackie dead and Wei drives off raging, lookin for revenge. Shit felt like a fucking movie

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>rain sets in over Hong Kong
>this song plays on the radio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YplCJukBPI

>>383855397
I believe they pretty much always set a starting song during every story mission/some of the sides ones even maybe.

It was used to great affect honestly. Enhanced pretty much every scene and was an effective way to keep the tone going during the point a to b driving.

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https://youtu.be/SE2ADqLuzvU

Movie when?

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>>383855401
>Game has god tier atmosphere
>Music selection is spot-on
These fucking devs did not deserve what they got.

>>383855674

Already exists. Infernal Affairs.

>>383837618
only response "she's on to bigger things"

>>383855674
You know I read somewhere on the internet that the United Front staff are actually largely employed within Square Enix still.

Considering that and they're still making the fucking movie. Maybe 2 isn't the pipedream extreme we believe it is?

>>383855831
>still employed by Squeenix
YOU MAKE NEW GAME!
GAME SELL 15 MIRRION OK?
NO SELL 15 MIRRION YOU FAIR!

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I know it's just a game but I still can't get over getting drilled in the fucking knees and then running around a few minutes later fine and dandy.

>>383855674
>Start off pretty impressed by the trailer cpaturing the tone of sleeping dogs
>Then I remember that Sleeping Dogs was trying to capture the tone of these kinda movies
Winston also looks absolutely fucking ridiculous.

>>383837618
*chops your best friend up into meat and feeds him to you*

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>>383839185
>my brother and I are home from college
>playing Spider-Man 2 on the ol' Xbox
>mom walks in during scene with Black Cat and gets upset "what are you playing??"

love too have conservative parents

>>383855949
He ate a pork bun, so it wasn't hard for his knees to become the knees of a whole man

>>383837618


Game didn't have much gun play.. and nobody using guns during free room....

>>383854547
Sir Bearington.jpg

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>>383839471
>not wearing the Retro Triad outfit

>>383856231
You just listed why it's the best open world crime game, senpai.

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If they didn't waste their fucking time with that failure mmo triad wars.. sleeping Dogs 2 would have been out by now.....

>>383846818
I miss Broquest

>>383856806
WE NO ADVERTISE GAME
GAME ONRY SELL 2 MIRRION
YOUR FAURT DEVEROPER

>>383856790
this, if I wanted every mission to be some arbitrary reason to have a gunfight I'd play literally any other game in the genre

Why was Wei so mean to the cops? Nobody forced you to sign up, nigga. No need to bitch out Raymond just because he cares about you, a fellow officer.

>>383857181
Cause he's a cop, he's an undercover cop

>>383857294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVDDqLj0Cnw

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>>383845987
that screencap is a mess, godamn newfriends do you even try?

>have never ridden a motorcycle
>could probably convince myself to race one, at night, in the rain, if this was on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay82XrTRdHw

>beating up the drunk for getting in the way of the picture of the sunset
Is Wei a bad guy?

>>383858982
>getting in the way of a fucking sunset
if you didn't kill him your commitment to beauty is disgustingly weak

>>383856806
Triad Wars was such a mess. I'm surprised Square even green lit that instead of Sleeping Dogs 2 with GTAO-like multiplayer

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>>383838936

>>383859343
>tfw UFG will never get their hands on the GTAV engine and make the greatest crime game ever

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IM LYING ALOONE WITH MY HEAD ON THE PHOOOONNEEE....

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J U S T I C E

FUCK YOU DOGEYES

better than the original
prove me wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V6TEpMtvUE

>>383849439
I enjoyed it though,was hooked the first time I rammed someone's face into a saw.Sounds weird,but as someone who'd only played games with boring/shit melee it caught my eye.The driving is fine,not enough touge routes though.

>>383837618
Her eyesight's pretty bad, I'm surprised she could find your tiny chink cock.

>>383840819
>When a shithole archipelago steals your entire culture and does it better than you

Chinese will never not be BTFO.

>>383853117
I make baked buns because I cant find a good steamed recipe.