>friend comes to play videogames "press triangle bro"

Maybe he's been playing videogames since the days before Playstation and is used to other controller layouts?

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>"How do you do his special move?"
>"It's a Z-input like Shoryuken."
>5 minutes of struggling to do it

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>letting that PC gamer friend who shits on consoles play a FPS
>can't aim for shit even if you turn auto-aim on
>'haha wow aiming with a controller sucks so bad'

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"press up on the dpad"

>looks down

nigga wtf

>>383830226
Why the fuck is sony so retarded? They cant even make a controller right. ABXY will always be better.

>>383830451
It does though? You have to train yourself to play fps with a controller, it takes getting used to. Aiming with a mouse is intuitive and natural.

>>383830451
He's right, though.

>>383830590
>>383830629
>le PC double standards
Sorry you're just shit at games if you can't aim with a controller.

>>383830542

yeah you and nintendo can keep confusing eachother.

square, x, o, triangle is master race.

>>383830691
Sorry you're shit at life and you're too broke to afford a PC

I have to do that when I go over to my friends to play his nintendo consoles, I didn't grow up with them.

>>383830226
maybe he plays on a different console.

i can tell that its at the top, but my body not know it for reflex

>>383830764
It's circle not O you fucking faggot

383830691
1. moving the camera is mathematically worse
2.having to aim vertically with right and horizantally with left is so fucking different, it might as well be a supportate skill

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>friend comes to play video games
>is much better than me

>>383830226
>being a Sonybro

Not allowed in my house.

>>383830398
>srk
>z-input

scrub detected

>>383830226
>still don't know what to call the name of the big button on the DS4
what is it called?

>>383830451
Aiming with a control is God awful

>>383830451
>uses inferior method of input he has little to no experience with
>doesn't do well
oh fuck dude what a scrub dude he sucks so much
p.s. i own a console and pc and play fps on both

>press ECKS bro
>don't you mean cross, me laddo?

>>383831748
It's the touch pad

>all these salty PCbros who can't aim just as well with both controllers and mouse
Casuals need to stay off consoles, tbqh.

this is my favourite nigga movie, followed by drumline

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>>383830226
>Friend invites you to play the new Tekken 3
>Bust his little ass
>"Dude stop using the same moves over and over"

>>383831965
>cross
>not sideways T

>>383830451
>friend only has a flightstick as an extra controller for his ps3 since his wife broke the others in a sperg fit
>still win at sf4
It still sucked but me dropping shit and fucking up on specials was 100% the controller I was using

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>>383830691
>>383830775
Get rekt faggot

>>383832052
(you)

>>383832091
>switch to character you dont know how to play and beat him using normals afterwards

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>>383832052

>visit fathers house
>play wii/wiiu with little brother
>all inputs are completely different
Why are japs so nutty

>>383830891
even worse that the fucking west and japan totally use it in different ways
x was suppose to be cancel, refuse, wrong
o is correct, accept, right
but it got reverse in the west for no reason because sony was being retarded

>>383831965
Aku Aku literally tells you to press ECKS multiple times

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>>383830226
>go over to friend's house to play Melee
>he doesn't have a CRT

>>383832524
see

>>383832545

>friend comes to play videogames
>destroy him in every game we play
>Notice that he's getting a little frustrated and let him win
>He turns into an insufferable asshole

>People aren't familiar with buttons only one company uses
Anyways, I had to tell myself "triangle is on top just like how it points to the top" before I finally had it memorized.

>>383832545
>play japanese fighting game
>have to press o to select character
>friend can press o to save his life
>keep going back to the main screen for 5 minutes

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>>383830226
Consolefags can't even comprehend the alphabet beyond A and B, they need geometric shapes on their buttons like a bunch of autists

>>383830349

Even when I was like 11 years old, it took me no more than a day to learn a new controller layout. When I first saw that luigi mansion used two sticks simuktaneousky, I legitimately thought I would never be able to play it. I picked it up in a half hour.

I've used a PS3 controller to play PC games for so long that all the symbols don't make any sense. I keep confusing people because I'll tell them to press B + triangle

Now that games are starting to show PS4 icons I don't know how to feel

>>383832906
>>friend can press o to save his life
i assume you mean can't? otherwise i don't really get it

also i dig around and apparently it wasn't for no reason, nintendo keep using their own layout but sony copy the sega layout for the western market but keep it the same way similar to nintendo in japan

>>383832524
Nintendo is using the the same inputs and layouts they've always used. Are they supposed to change just because some people who came later are doing something different?

>>383832958

>thinking delta is a geometric symbol

Brainlet detected

>>383831940
>>383831809
>it's the game's fault wooooow dude these controls suck ass
I didn't know DSP went on /v/

>go to friend's house to play video games
>"press x, bro"
>he gets mad when I look down at the controller

Fuck you. X is all over the goddamned place for the three different companies.

>playing GTA with friend as a kid
>he asks me for the cheat code for the jetpack
>give him the code to suicide
>"k you died my turn now"

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>>383832958
Console fags love cave explorer

>>383830691
>hurr get used to having a dick in your ass

>>383832052
This
I play on both and came aim with both, I don't know any autist who legit struggles with playing with a fucking controller of all things

>go over to friends house
>we co-oping a PC game with his Logitech controllers
>"Press 2 bro"
>gets mad when I look down at the controller

>>383833297

What? Did you not glance at the controller once before grasping it? How do you play a video game and not know which controller you're using?

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>>383833375
>what do you mean I have to move two sticks at the same time?

>>383830451
>use a different method of input
>you're bad at it

Wow, really spanks my brain tank.

>forced to spend time with autist cousin who only has nintentoddler consoles
>"press the plus button"
>i look down at controller trying to figure out wtf a plus button is
>"RREEEEEEEEEEE"

>>383833514
It's the elitism and blaming the controller that gets me.

>>383833447
I don't have all console controllers memorized. Fuck, even Nintendo changes where it's at from controller to controller.

>console
>2017

???

>>383833565
jesus who the fuck even call it "the plus button", it's start and select

>autist cousin
well that explained it

>never play genre
>friend is obsessed
>kick his ass 90% of the time without tryharding
Still suck online though.

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>>383832643
>go to new melee tourny
>pools are played on lcds

>>383833873
>competitive smash
ew

>>383833669
> Fuck, even Nintendo changes where it's at from controller to controller.

which one? beside those meme controller with only 2 buttons, their layout stay the same since the snes (nes only has 2 buttons) : from 12 clock, clock wise : X, A , B , Y

>>383831995
I've been calling it the main button all this time...

>>383832887
Dont you have a pod cast to record Woolie

>>383833669
A is on the right. B is on the left. What's not to get?

>>383833981
Y is 12 and X is at 3 for the Gamecube controller, the one I played the most.

>>383832643
>>383833873
And you wonder why no one can stand the Memelee community.

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>>383833947
>not wanting to be competitive and succeed in something you enjoy
>ew you don't like what I like

nice mindset

>>383834429
I enjoy hungry hippos, should I play that competitively?

>>383834429
You must love competitive dick sucking too.

>>383830226
That feel when Chris Tucker will never be Smokey again.
There will never be a part 2 to Friday with Smokey.
Fuck this gay Earth.

>>383830226
>game says to press R1
>I press L1
I don't know how I've lived for this long

>>383834384
well the gamecube controller was kinda memey, the location and size might be a bit different but the layout stay the same : B is always to the left and below A, and Y is always the left of X, A and Y are opposite just like B and X

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>>383834561
sure if you enjoy it, whats stopping you

>>383834653
(You)

>use the right stick to look up bro
>looks down

Fucking inverse control scheme

>>383832091
>friend doesn't let anyone play HIS character

>>383830451
>PC friend tries to play console with me
>"Wheres the /v/ guys hahaha why does no one talk lol"
>"Controllers suck bro, you would never be this good on PC"

why are PCuks so insufferable

>H1Z1 hosts a 100 man tournament for streamers
>everyone has to play on PC, even though they invite console players
>Last 2 alive are console players

Wow who could have seen that coming

>>38383496
Bet the cops have to stop you from touching little boys

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>ayo my man press z to clock
>presses c instead

>>383835345
>>383834964

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>>383830226
>playing with anyone

>>383835486
>being in the physical prescence of others

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>>383835571
>contemplating socialization

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>>383835424
how braindead do you have to be to fuck up replying to someone

>>38383566
I enjoy doing it, I don't care you if dislike it

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Some games say cross. Rayman 2 comes to mind

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>>383834932
Oh come on, saying the layout is the same is ridiculous. You can't qualify "B is always to the left and below A" but then neglect that "Y is always to the left and BELOW X". And you can't even refer to the buttons as "opposites" across the control schemes.

And let's not even talk about the clusterfuck that is the Wii.

>>383835725
>>383835660

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>>383835725
>>383835345

>>383835793
We called it two 45° straight lines intersecting at the mid point

>>383835793

>>383832582

>>383835913
y=x, y=-x

>>383832545
Not even reversed, triangle is usually cancel

>>383832545
I got used to it because MGS

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>>383830398
>not telling him fight notation like an autismo
Why live?

>freind comes over play videogames
>tell him to press cross
>"whats cross?"

>>383836896
>tell him to press cross
You're the one with the fucking problem anon

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>>383833487

>>383834561
>He never got the updated HUNGRY Hungry Hippos version
What are you poor?

>press ecks
>there is only st andrews cross button

>>383834397
>he enjoys playing with button lag

>>383837927
https://youtu.be/lLlRMwYkPJ8?t=5m17s

>>383830226
>Press X bro

>>383830226
The only games I played on PS2 were God of War and it was a bit in between the two, the fucking Zeus fight at the end of 2 when he kills you if you press the wrong wrecked my shit so hard I had to get my brother to do that QTE for me lol

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>>383835651

>>383841059
press the multiplication symbol bro

>>383832091

I have a highly opinionated friend who is really cool in all aspects except for how shit he is at video games, and he says the most mind boggling stuff. Some of the things he's said in a true furious passion while losing, I will remember forever.

>any street fighter game
>‘Why are there fucking invisible walls? If I want to run away, I should be able to!’
>double battle in pokemon
>‘Stop using fucking earthquake when your other Pokemon has levitate. That removes the drawback of earthquake and it's cheating!’
>goof troop, not even a competitive game
‘Wait for me to reach the doors too or I'm getting less gameplay.’

and the most memorable thing, to me, that he's ever said during his tantrums

>WoW back in lich king, having a duel
>‘My class doesn't get a pet so stop using yours, this is fucking 1v2.’

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>>383831440
>Friend comes over to play video games
>having fun till he says he wants to play fighting games
>wipes the floor with me, finally calmly ask to stop after a 5-50 score.
> "Haha, dont be so salty dude"

I let this go on long enough. you know I'm shit at fightan games 'sus

>>383836896
yo press box

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>ask friend how to switch weapons
>tells me to press "delta"

>>383833281
you catch anything?

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>>383830590
>have to learn a controller
>can use mouse fresh out of the womb

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>friend comes to play videogames
>skips really cool cutscene you wanted to show him

>>383835053
because shitting on you pathetic console plebs while you try and act like a controller will ever be as good as m+kb is wonderful

>>383832643
>being this much of a fucking autist
christ almighty

>that guy who says triangle, circle, square, ecks instead of pyramid, ellipse, box, and cross

>how do i pause
>press the share button
fuck you sony

>>383843803
pause has never been on the left side though ya dingus

>>383843091
>not pissing him off by mashing buttons to victory
this is all I ever do in fighting games that aren't smash

>>383832102
>sideways T
>not T turned at a 45 degree angle

>>383843474
It's true and you know it. I'm sure you'd shit on a console player blaming the mouse for not being able to aim.

>>383843602
>mouse is literally designed to be easy to use, using just one hand
woooow bugged pc mechanics there was nothing i could do

>>383843701
>Using English words to describe symbols on a controller produced by a Japanese company

You thought you were patrician, but you're just as plebeian as the rest of them

>>383843953
aslong as youre not doing the exact same moves over and over no one ever knows

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who here triangle??

Triangle best back/cancel button

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>>383845416
>>383843953
>>383843091
>>383832740
>>383832141
>>383832091

Why dont people fucking think when they play fighting games?

Literally all you have to do is watch your scrub friend mash buttons, look at the moves he's accidentally doing, learn where you can punish him, git gud with your dashes, fake him out, trick him and entice him to mash buttons and leave himself open.

whats so hard? throw in some quarter circles and z's and youre a crusher. its the same in every fighter honestly. Ive never been gotten by a button smasher, and if you have you dont deserve to play fighters and should stick to CoD/rockband.

>>383846248
I think, i try not to mindlessly mash buttons. I'm just not that great at chains/combos and my reflexes are like a drunk snail when it comes to fighting games. I'm decent at everything else when it comes to competitive.

>>383846248
this guy again, i dont even play any specific fighter or anything competitively. Just a gamer in general. why do you guys suck?

>>383843895
it's still stupid that such a thing as a share button exists

>>383846248
People that play aggressively get beaten by mashers often at low levels until they learn how to apply better defense and when to bait. It's pretty common actually

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>>383830764
>square
It's box. That's why XBOX360 was a meme name.

>>383830542
Stop bullshiting if some retard said hit triangle on a GameCube controller you would know which button he meant

"Press the chinese key"

>>383843091
>owns a fighting game
>sucks at the fighting game
Retard, just sell the game, why own a fighting game when you wont get gud at it?

>>383848819
NIGGA DEY ALL CHINESE

>being such a massive console pleb that you memorized the controller layout
holy shit summer is real

>>383830226
>"Press enter bro"
>has to look down at keyboard

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>>383830451

>use fork and knife to eat food like a civilized male from the western world
>no problems
>use ancient yellow monkey tree branch technique to eat food
>why is this shit so hard

>>383848896
I don't own them. He brings them over

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>girlfriend says that I better watch out she's really good at video games
>Hahaha oh really
>Kick her ass
>Awkward ten minutes immediately after

I dunno why but when people shit talk I can't hold back. My little brother would shit talk in racing games because I was letting him win so I had to absolutely demolish him.

I still feel really bad about it honestly

>>383850121
>girlfriend
you deserve to feel bad, faggot

>>383830451

lierally me
excep
i get gudafterlike 2hours

>>383830226
must be pc master race
he deserves a better friend

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>>383850121
>gf
>really good at video games
pick one, fag

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>>383830226
>friend comes to play videogames

"press pizza slice bro"

>has to look down at controller

>>383851680
No shit. Learn to read.

>>383851989

>Square pizza
>Full pizza
>Pizza slice
>No pizza

Best control

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>>383850121
>not taunting her and let her hatefuck you

>>383850121

Should have made a bet that the loser has to do the winner's bidding.

>Little brother challenges me to Injustice or whatever fightan game he's playing
>Narrowly beats me
>Laughs like a little autist
>Go super tryhard and stomp him
>Get some sick satisfaction out of beating an 11 year old at a video game

Luckily he grew out of crying when he loses so I don't have to feel bad about it anymore.
He still chooses the easiest difficulty whenever he can, unless I'm around, in which case I force him to choose medium or higher

>>383832545
the thing is, the japanese way was the way we'd been doing it all along, with A being on the right side of an SNES controller and B being at the bottom.

>>383852409
>HER hatefuck YOU
dude....

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I have to look down for Playstation inputs because I don't play Playstation that often.

Go suck a dick, maybe if your controller used letters instead of hieroglyphics it'd be more fucking intuitive.

>>383830451
I finally got Left 4 Dead 2 during the steam sale, having only played it on the 360. The ease of aiming is like night and day.

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>>383852158

>>383854752
>square pizza
u mean pizza box?

>>383853735
point is it's not hard to remember 4 symbols u fucking brainlet

>>383853735
I got used to the PS controller layout when I had my PS2, now I own a PS4 but hardly ever use it. I use my DS4 on PC all the time because I think it's a great controller, but whenever I go back to play a game on PS4 I have to get used to the prompts again because I'm used to the Xbox prompts now. I mean, usually it's not an issue because most games have the same control layouts these days so it's always going to be X to melee and B to reload and so on, it's just when the game tells me to press X I end up pressing Square, that's the biggest issue.

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>>383852870
>Forcing you little brother to change to a harder difficulty

What the fuck are you doing anon? you are hurting him for fuck sake

> go over to hang with some friends one night and play vidya
> I'm primarily pc and they all play console
> they all bring games I'm totally unfamiliar with and beat my ass every time
> results in me just watching and getting left out every time
shit sux

>>383857274
>Having friends
>having consolefriends

Sucks to be you anon

>>383857257
I'm not letting him grow up to be a filthy casual, anon.
I made him change to medium instead of very easy on Injustice 2 and he nearly went flawless, took like 2 hits.
He was struggling to beat Ripper Roo on Crash Bandicoot and was about to quit and give up until I told him to watch the pattern he jumps in and learn where it's safe to stand. The satisfaction we both got when he finally beat him on his 10th try was unbeatable.
Lrn2Brother.

>>383857348
Sometimes I regret interacting with them but they're my one link to the real world and if I lose that I might fall apart, so I don't do that

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>>383857753
>tfw I'm only child and the closest thing that I have to something like you was my cousin

He was like 20 and I always see him like a uncle tho

>>383858173
>>383857753
No one asked for this advice but having an only child is potentially the loneliest place you can put a person, so please, have at least two kids. They'll be infinitely better for it.

>>383858349
To late for me kiddo

>>383844301
So mouse is easy mode is what your saying and hardcore gamers play console as it's harder because it requires 2 hands?

>>383852870
He sounds autistic bro get him checked

>>383858456
Me too, anon.

>>383830398
I read this as zee rotation. That's enough American tv and games for me.

>>383846248
As someone who doesn't play fighting games, literally nothing you said meant anything to me.
Try to explain yourself in terms people who are bad at fighting games will actually be able to understand.

>>383858923
I legitimately think he's autistic desu, he shows so many symptoms of it but I don't know if that's just my contempt for him.

>>383853735
>hieroglyphics
I learned about triangles and sqaures in fucking pre-school nigger.

>>383830398
press forward then do hadou-ken
that's how i explain every newfag

>>383830590
>it does though?
You sound like a cuck.

>>383830451
This man. It's like when my friend calls himself a hardcore pc gamer, but when I get him to play dark souls with a guitar hero controller he fucking sucks and blames the controller.

>>383844094
The console player would still be better with mouse than controller so it's a dumb point. FPS wasn't meant for controllers. I'm not saying fps on controller isn't a skill, but it's like
>>383859458
Says. Playing dark souls with a guitar hero controller is a skill people legit have. But it hardly discounts anyone saying it's retarded or the fact that a normal controller is better. And I'm allowed to say that even though i fucking suck playing on a guitar hero controller.

>>383859748
>it's the controller's fault I'm bad
Can't make this shit up.

>>383859981
What? I am bad at playing fps with a controller. I never said otherwise. It's a skill. Just a really dumb frivolous skill. Like playing dark souls with a guitar hero controller

>>383858613
No, mouse is easier to use, and faster to aim, we don't need aim assist on fps games to be able to fire properly.