hello /v/ what's up tell me about vidya games now

haikus are stupid
video games are stupid
u are a faggot

implying /v/ can haiku
only stupid niggers here
report sage and hide

Does English even have clearly defined syllables?

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Virtue's Last Reward
Engaging story, fun cast
Lackluster sequel

>>383830004
No Americas think fire only has one

>>383829541
>5-8-5

>>383829883
>7-7-6

holy fucking shit
you idiots need to learn
how syllables work

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>>383829541
> 5 9 5
>>383829883
> 7 7 5

>>383830071
Its 5-7-5 right?

>>383829541
Many players are jaded
They only play VNs now
Those players are hard

>>383830149
yup

おっぱいが
大好きですね
食べたい(笑)

>>383829780
first post is best post
I don't know what to write here
O P is a fag

i hate vid-ya games
i will go masturbate now
to undertale porn

Thread going nowhere
Was hoping for clever posts
Fuck off underage

>>383829541
I like fighting games
I can't watch EVO this year
I'm very sad, /v/.

>>383830946
I dun give a shit
I will shitpost in ur thread
For eternity

F F X I V
Stuff to do but not a lot
Still best M M O

>>383830985
i like fighting games
i have work off all weekend
gonna watch melee

>>383831067
Not my thread faggot
But I do want some good posts
Someone please save us

>play rainbow six siege
>enemy team is godly
>my team is garbage

>>383831174
Not a fighting game
Melee runs past your bedtime
Kys, smasher

>>383829541
VR is a meme
PC gamers are faggots
Now check this 7 faggot

nuclear throne is
fucking incredible
fuck little hunter

>>383831140

black desert online
is a far far better game
give it a try fag

>>383831338
you fucked it up good
you little fucking retard
your last line has 6

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Thou'st remind yourself
Overconfidence is a
slow, cunning killer

>>383831338
Damn, you were one off
I will show you how it's done
Check my 7, cunt

>first a short sentence
>then a bit longer sentence
>then a short sentence

Is this how you write a haiku or am I missing something?

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>>383831537
Witnessed

>>383831370
Sell me on nuclear throne. I looked it up and the graphics look like absolute shit.

>>383831621
5-7-5 syllables

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>>383831537
Wew laddie you done
impressed me with your number
I shall now witness

>>383831429
oh how I chuckle
look again mister einstein
what a stupid guy

>>383831669
>caring for graphics
>when the gameplay is solid
You are killing /v/

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>>383831621
Cheeky cunt
Bravo

>>383831669
if you can not see
past something so trivial
why should I bother?

>>383831723
do you mean faggot?
that has two whole syllables
learn your grammar, bitch

>>383831754
To elaborate, I don't care if the graphics aren't high quality. I've played and liked lots of cheap indie games. But the artstyle of NT looks extremely annoying as if the took all the characters from a Western cartoon aimed at 5 year olds.

>>383831845
it is not faggot
but the number after six
do you have brain death?

>>383831621

Almost baited me.

>>383831669
Who cares about that?
The problem is FPS
It's stuck at 30

Desert and guns
we trudge on to mental
oh how serious

>>383831973
so you judge the game
before even playing it?
please do not do this

I enjoy vidya
I'm in the minority
on this shitty site

>>383831537
A get well worth, yes
Overshadowed by 6
Denial? Check em

>>383831410
Already bought it
Heard it has some spyware shit
Not installing it

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>>383831621
You almost got me
But I realized just in time
Nice job there Anon

I want to have my
supple boypussy fucked
but it's not vidya

>>383831984
yes, my stupid friend
that would make your last sentence
have 7 as well

>>383832569
Go and fuck yourself
Go back to /r/healsluts fag
Now check my 9, whore

save our mother earth
from the giant beasts that returned
E D F deploys

>>383832325
there's 8 syllables
in that haiku's second line
learn to write, young one

>>383832587
I may be stupid
but you stink a lot as well
you thought it was six

demons souls is best
dark souls is almost as good
dark souls 2 is ass

>>383832768
sentence is merely
two long and really no more
don't act like a snot

>>383832768
'but-I-real-ized-just
-in-time' is 7 you dolt
Learn to speak english

>>383832857
they all are feces
when compared with his best work
the kino game bloodborne

>>383833074
re-al-ised is 3
it's not 2, as you stated
you're still incorrect

This thread is so dumb.
You are all just sitting there,
Counting syllables.

>>383833270
BBfags of course
Do not know how haikus work
Sonyfags, I laugh

>>383833616
Why do you think that
Nonreal games are less dumb
Than poetic verse?

>>383833426
Take 'real' and compare
to 'reel'. Yet the syllables
are different? Nah

The knight, name of Gael
Was a very good boss fight
Suitably epic

Cries through radio
Library book went missing
"Woody got wood, honk."

draw a cartoon girl
but she has cute a penis
how unexpected

>>383833970
it is okay if
you are retarded and dumb
just kill yourself now

>>383834131
Kill the clown you guys
He SpaceLube'd the Medbay floors
To which he says 'Honk'

ばらはあか
すみれはあおい
おまえはもう
死んでいる

shut up and-uh eat
too bad no bon appétit
shut up and-uh eat

>>383831525
Thank you wisdom man
I will consider your words
And learn from your ways

TF2 is never
getting another update
get over it fag

abe helps mudokons
to safety: hello. hello.
follow me. okay.

want to play some games
browsing /v/ instead of that
nothing feels fun now

gameplay is okay
Very nicely made buttocks
Despair is assured

reply to this post
or your mom will die tonight
you could prevent this

>>383834905
crippling depression
means games are no longer fun
i want to go back

jerking to a trap
this board has corrupted me
god take you all now

A man yells, "Pills here"
A cute girl cries all alone
Soon their paths will meet

Forever alone
All who waste time on vidya
Glazed eyes to living
S

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this is glorious
/v/ shitposting in haiku
mogami-gawa

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>all these 俳句
>no 切れ字
>no 季語

bery disonorabu, gaijins

>prices fall like rain
>so begins summer's reprieve
>yet my backlog grows

I hate video games
I only come here for porn
post more please faggots

0 1 2 3
4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12

>>383830285
>>383830149
>>383830071
>haiku
>syllables
this entire thread is going to be nothing but bait isn't it?

Kancolle's reclining
reclining not like Touhou
but like Titanic

>>383831669
No unlockables
Random-number dependent
A bad game overall

I'm no good at this
But I'll try it anyway
Dark Souls Three Is Okay

Elite Dangerous
"Slowing down" simulator
Anaconda when

>>383830442
ぱいずりが一番大好きな
性交したい
同人誌は人生の意味

>>383835125
This post unnoticed
Although meme overrated
Deserves more replies

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Hello my dear friends
Skyrim is only sixty dollars
Please purchase it now

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Playing F-Zero X
Black Shadow can fuck right off
Picture relevant

Be new in small town
Solve a murder mystery
Best girl wears blue hat

>>383838678
The game you mentioned
Is Persona 4, I do believe
Chie is best to me

>>383838678
Almost Persona
But Chie wears green tracksuits
So it's Life Is Strange

>>383838910
Taste is with you anon
I am glad that together
We agree on Chie

>>383838898
I will end your life
Stay away from my best girl
She is my waifu

Grove Street. It's my Home.
Does the pope shit in the woods?
I'm the straight busta.

>>383839063
There is no sharing
Chie is mine forever
Go fuck Yukiko

>>383838496
>Play-ing eff zear-oh ecks

>>383839320
Please phrase your issue
In poetic form for us
Haiku only here

>>383839248
I would fight for her
But in honesty I have not
Played Persona at all

>>383839320
Fuck right on off loser
You aren't smart enough to haiku
So I doubt your taste

>>383839705
I recommend it
Persona Four is quite good
Five is better though

>>383830442
Best one

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Dark Souls fucking sucks
Artificial difficulty
You gotta git gud

Want to play vidya
Stop worrying about things
Have to work instead

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>>383837962
金玉の髪ある
それの音 サルボボ?
いいえ!忍者がいます

>>383839870
I know the killer
So some fun is gone sadly
Is it still worthwhile

S S Thirteen is
Autistic but really fun
Do recomend vg

>>383840950
The reveal is good
But even if you're spoiled
The game is very fun

There is more to it
Than just that one mystery
Many more twists there

>>383841348
I have just seen threads
What genre does it fall in
I have no idea

>>383840950
The gas station gal
Did everything plotwise
Game is meh, dont try

>>383841509
Thanks, I was not aware
Does it emulate okay
Don't own PS2

>>383829541
op is a fag
go play persona 5 now
it is pretty good

>>383830071
>obsessing over syllable count when going over is very common
>not even getting any of the other parts of the haiku right

>>383841830
If you're in the thread
You should really try your best to
In my opinion

>>383841683
Autistic space sim
Control character, do job
Round restart, do again

Cannot classify
Too unique and odd to try
Long live the grey tide

>>383841819
It emulates fine
It's on the Vita too though
But no-one has one

>>383841993
But how does it play
Tell me the broad details
Like for example

Does it use pixel art
What is the perspective like
Define it like that

>>383842474
Not who replied to
But you could look up gameplay
Don't ask for so much

>>383842474
Have to break haiku form, sorry OP, ss13 uses sprite graphics, a grid based movement system, a two hand slots system for interacting and generaly, kts about doing your job (or not) inside a space station.

The main method of interaction and worldmanipulation is by using your hands, if you have a empty hand, clicking on a object will pick it up, while having your selected hand with said object, if you click, for example, your backpack, you can store it so long as it isnt fuck hueg.

To give some examples, inagine you pick upa fire extinguisher, right? The station clown is on fire and you want to save him, you pick up the fire extinguisher, use it while on your hand to turn the safety off then click on a tile to spray the area and hopwfully save the clown, if you were new, you would probably just click on the clown with the extinguisher which would just make you swing it and hit him, making the poor honking bastard get both a concussion alongside getting some nasty burns.

It has nigh limitless potential. You can be a wizard and fore laser beams out of your eyes or just turn everyone into clumsy clowns, you can set up a thermonuclear heating device to power up a thermal exchange generator and make tons of power, you can be a nuclear operative and strike a statiom, kill its captain and arm the local nuke to blow it up, escaping on your raiding ship and having a drink, you can roleplay backstories and shit and srink in a bar while listening to a jukebox, you can make gigantic builds going into soace, you can be a wierd bypedal chicken man who breathes nitrogen and steal the whole station or just be a random guy doing a job inside the station, being a cargo guy, making science,.making bombs, raising slimes, making mechs, cooking viruses, making superpowers, so.on.

Limitless potential, just have to try it, my recomendation is /vg/station but for fucks sake, read the rules and press 1 for any questions, the mods love new people, just dont break rules.

Kirby very fun
Metaknight is a borb
Dedede is cool

>>383829541
This board is hot shit
Better get a fucking life
Games were a mistake

>>383843772
I think I see now
It's an adventure game style
Thanks for the tip friend

>>383844283

Not the other guy
But you're really off target
Adventure wut mate?

But I do concur
This game is truly splendid
If you're unemployed

>>383839806

First line isn't five
And second isn't seven
What an example

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once loved by all here
stacking blocks and having fun
feels like the summer rain

>>383845867
fuck off i've done like ten in this thread i was tired

Horse
but
hole

>>383830070
Fire only has one syllable you fucking mong.

Your favourite game
Is a pile of fucking shit
Whatever it is

Play Atelier
See fat face in Vita screen
Feel real sad inside

>>383829883
You're a stupid guy
How ironic can you be
Just kill yourself now

>>383829541
毎日が
罵り合う日
それが/v/

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>>383848252
Fuck

As my wallet cools
from the steam sale: fireworks bought.
Never to be lit.

>>383829541
Friendship is stupid
Now go kill your friends boyo
Punch god in his face

Roses are red
Violets are blueish
This isn't a haiku
DLC is jewish

>>383829541
I am stupid
People are stupid
Yet we suffer

With no expression,
A man mourns his unborn child
in black: LAUGH OUT LOUD

>>383848947
Not a haiku

>>383829541
Playing Mother 1
Just got to Snowman with hat
Easy Ring is shit

One two three four five
One two three four five six seven
One two <spoiler>3</spoiler>

>>383849880
Newfag can't spoiler
Look at that loser and laugh
What an idiot.

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OC made freshly
For posting in this here thread
I hope you like it

>>383851963
Jesus fucking Christ I need to leave this place

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>>383849314
This is actual art.

>>383851963
Hey that's pretty good
I'm glad that funny OC
Still exists on /v/

>>383851963
10/fucking 10, anon, fucking hell

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>>383851963

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>>383851963
It is 2:34 of the fucking morning and im crying tears of absolute laughter.

Anon, this isnt just good, this is sublime. Godspeed you glorious fucking bastard.

>>383851963
Oh my lord Jesus
This is why I still come here
God bless you anon

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>>383851963
FUCKING SAVED

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>>383851963
I came into the thread to see what everyone was shitting themselves about
This is good fucking shit

>>383849520
NINTEN'S DAD, HOLY SHIT
GAME IS STARTING TO PICK UP
GOING TO EASTER

>>383851963
jesus christ
this is
you son of a bitch
fucking amazing

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>>383851963
>even the fucking borders are haikus

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>>383851963
what the fuck is this garbage and why do you fuckin redditors samefag replies

>>383853043
Newfag get out

>>383853043
>not knowing loss
>calls others redditors
methinks thou dost protest too much

>>383851963
I love you

>>383851963
Oh lord almighty
My sides have left the earth now
You are a great man

>>383853043
>frogposting faggot
>calls other people reddit
Please kill yourself now

>>383852430
>>383853168
>>383853208
>replies are haiku
Sometimes I love this dumb board
I love you faggots

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>>383851963
absolutely fantastic

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>>383853043
dumb frogposter

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>Poor Sonybro
>He will never realized that PS4
>has no games

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>>383853721
>will never realised

Phoenix Wright cases
done by a bunch of autists:
Attorney Online

>>383851963
I can't believe this
Wealth of creativity
Look on my face B^U

>>383851963
Oh, my fucking god. It took me a while because here are like 4 am, but god dammit. This is fucking gold.

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The sun is setting
The feels follow behind it
It feels bad man, huh

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>>383853567
People shitalk /v/
They do not understand that
Its home, where heart is

Barbaric, mayhaps
Bait and shitposting, no doubt
But home it remains

Comfort and kindness
Anons to cheer and jest too
A place we belong

A place we love too
Filled with neets and fuckups but
Its home, oh sweet home

I dont do haikus
Often, to say the least but
Home, it inspires

>>383853043
>dumb frogposter being an obnoxious faggot
will it ever get better

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>>383851963
please send help, I can't fucking breathe

Someone save this thread
This is the best I have seen
Put me in screencap

>>383854487
Someone put my home haiku in it too, its 3 am and I had a epifany of comfyness and poetry, that shit doesnt come often.

>>383854126
Nice, anon
I love you too

>>383851963
This is perfection
I fucking love you anon
put me in screencap.

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>>383851963
Funniest in months
Even though it's not vidya
You deserve your (You)s

I'm not good at this
But I will try anyway
Vidya is alright

>>383851963
This is fantastic
A genuine work of art
This place is still good

>>383851963
kill yourself
fuck

>>383855976
no u

>>383851963
Y E S
E
S

The Internet sucks
Video games are bad
But atleast there's porn

>>383851963
>this fucking site
I love you faggots

>>383854126
shut the fuck up fag

>>383857207
Love you too anon
Fake anger and shitposting
Deep down, joy and fun

Lighten up a bit
Enjoy vidya and the /v/
Live life and love, no?

>>383851963
We officially made it to reddit

>>383857884
God please no
How do they steal shit so fucking fast

>>383857884
Please tell me you're joking

>>383857930
Well 10% of the posters of a thread theres expected to be reddit users at least to some degree so it isn't much of a surprise when the dumb kid notices the popular meme post and decides to repost it for the e-penis pointz

>>383858362
God I hate reddit
An entire site full of people who just steal content

>>383851963
Holy fucking kek

This thread is dying
Can we keep it together?
It's been a good thread

>>383860143
This thread is cancer
You are a big reddittard
Kill yourself my man

>>383860741
ur a faget

>>383851963
Saved
No cap is needed since reactions are dumb and the image exists without anything else needed

>>383843772
impromptu novel
not written in haiku form
it is the autism

>>383851963
what font is the loss in? Looks nice

>>383862098
looks like verdana

>>383862098
a haiku comic
of a woman, sans fetus
should use Fetus Sans

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>>383862780

>>383862835
classic game box art
reflected down the middle
TOTALIATOT

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>>383863625