Apparently this game is out today. Anyone has MEGA link or torrent

>>383773701
how about no

>>383773764
How about Yes instead?

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>we ain't shills? see how we ask for an illegal download link like you wild kids? :^)

>>383773814
Aren't you being paid to sell copies of FFXII: The Zodiac Age and FFXIV: Stormblood?

>>383773814
Wait what?
I though this was official Game Promotion site for developers?

How long till torrent appears?

>>383773701
so what, it's the game about incest?

>>383774963
About two adult people fall in love with each other.

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>>383775013
but it explicitly states "dad dating simulator".
If it's your (your character's) dad, then it's incest.

If it's not your dad - why the fuck would you specify that this man is someone's dad? It should be just "man dating simulator"

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>>383773701
What is pat doing out on the right?

>>383775148
Because it is a homo game and homos refer to mature men as dads.

>>383775289
oh

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I wish this was a game where you play as a cute girl and fuck dads to satisfy your daddy issues.

will this game have dad jokes.
if not i will be very disappointed..

It's produced by Game Grumps and is free so

>8 hours till release

Fuck.
I thought they released it already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ct_XGEQq7I&t=3328s
For those who haven't watched the stream, in case you're interested.
In short: Joseph is nice and he's a breeder, Brian is an helicopter dad and a bit overbearing, Mat is akward to the point of being annoyinpast the point of endearing into annoying, and Robert is cool. Pretty sure Mary is Joseph's wife. Pretty hyped in general.

>a baby in a porn game
Sick.

>western dating sim made by youtubers
No thanks

>>383777550
Who's the gift giver?

>>383778709
Gift giver? What do you mean?

>>383778752
And that's how you confirm a shill.

>>383778752
>he doesnt know

>>383778817
I really don't know what a gift giver is, I'm just interested in the game and want to discuss it.

include me in le epic screencap

>Game grumps
What the fuck is going on? Why would they make this?

>>383778752
Oh, boy...

let's say some men likes to share their milk to other men, and we both know mens milk don't come from breast... sooo...

>>383779023
Shills confirmed

>>383779253
To absolve themselves of having been involved with a literal nazi.

>>383773701
Why is your self-insert gay?

Can't wait to see this gimmicky meme shit fail.

Tell me when Red Letter Media decides to make a Wacky Ninja FPS.

why doesn't oney make crash bandicoot dating sim

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>>383775596
This desu

>>383780907
Why don't you just accept the fact that you're gay and play the game?

>>383781056
But I'm not

>>383781056
>heterosexual sex
>gay

>>383781069
>Have Daddy issues
>Not gay

Unless you are female you are pretty much Gay

Why does this game lack diversity so much?

Where are the short guys?
Where are the non-fit guys?
Where are the disabled guys?

>>383776048
From what I've seen, 90% of the game is dad jokes.

>>383781218
>Where are the short guys?
>Where are the non-fit guys?
>Where are the disabled guys?
Not dads.

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>>383781192

Who gives a fuck about these faggots?

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>>383773701
i feel discriminated against

>>383773701
As a gay that likes dad, these guys look awful and the people who had any part in this (((game)))'s creation should have a broom stick shoved far FAR up their assholes.

>>383781874
Red one is the only one I care about

>>383775596
I'd rather play as a younger guy fucking dads to satisfy his daddy issues

So I guess me IRL

>>383776159
It's not free

>>383779253
They didn't make it, some random fag that's friends with game grumps and he asked them to voice and they decided to put their name on it to make it more popular.

>>383782250
I like everyone except Mat.

>>383781218
>Where are the short guys?
Absolutely NO ONE wants to date a manlet.
>Where are the non-fit guys?
There's the fat ginger dude.
>Where are the disabled guys?
There's the black guy.

So, are there any NSFW scenes?

>>383782938
Of course not, it's a meme game made by game grumps

>>383782938
Apparently there are pin ups of the dads in the game, like a prize I guess. I highly doubt they will be full porn, the best we can hope is suggestive stuff.
we can always hope for the fanfics and fanart to suply our nsfw needs.

>>383783024
See >>383782563

>>383773701
Step back and evaluate your life instead.

>>383783087
Ginger bears are my biggest turn on, but most of them in porn are bald, I need my Brian sex scene.

>>383783158
me 2

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>>383783158
Don't worry anon, Brian seems to be popular, if the game don't provide, the rest will. I don't think I will be so lucky, nobody seems to like Joseph.

>>383783095
Sure, doesn't change the fact that's it a meme game made for game grump's audience and there won't be any porn there

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>>383783148
Oh, be nice

>>383781218
>Where are the short guys?
When will manlets learn?
>Where are the non-fit guys?
You have one fat ginger.
>Where are the disabled guys?
One of the guys looks kinda gothic.
https://youtu.be/hDa5G0czkTY?t=82

So, MEGA link where?

>>383783471
I actually really like Joseph after seeing him in the sort of demo they released.
A married obviously repressed gay christian with 4 kids is relevant to my fetishes (and he has a nice personality)

>>383773701
faggot and poor

>>383784210
I'm pretty sure the game is out only tomorrow

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>>383784216
I prefered him a bit more when they haven't shown his bio and everyone assumed he was the posh and rich dad who played golf, but he's still my favourite. Also:
>likes: extensive knowledge of knot tying.
He's gonna be the kinkiest, right?

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>>383781850
What are you talking about? There's clearly one midget clipped to one fot he men in that picture

>Apparently
>implying your faggot ass hasn't been waiting for its release since inception
Yeah, okay.

>>383785840
I know about this game only because of /v/ threads that started roughly around a month or so ago.

>>383782250
I like the ginger and the trashy drug dealer

>>383784250
Buying games automatically makes you poorer by default

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>>383785840

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>>383775215
But that man has hair. And is tall.

>>383781218
No one really wants those

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>>383777550
>The one blondie is straight and married
Are you fucking kidding me?