>Cuphead likely got delayed an extra week for this http

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>>383754176
>tfw your xbox one just sits around and collects dust as you wait for games that never come

Never thought this would get so much recognition, especially not a Clueless Gamer segment.

>>383755505
Microsoft has been pushing it hard since it was revealed ages ago

>>383754176
Fucking christ is this game still not out?
Didn't they show it off at like E3 2014?
Lost all interest in this and won't be getting it. Took too long.

>>383755197
>buying an Xbox One for games that are on Steam
lol

This went to shit when they ditched Aaron and replaced him with celebs

>Conan is worse at video games than some supermodel bimbo

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>go to the effort animating his face and putting it into the game
>he ignores the game completely to focus on the guest and a running gag

>>383756261
>I've never seen Clueless Gamer before
It's normalfag shit. Always has been.

Do normalfags honestly think Kate Upton is attractive?

>>383755605
nobody gives a fuck so you can go ahead and get it anyway

>>383756784
okay anon
please tell me why you think she isn't, and who is.
Don't make my (You) in vein, I'm genuinely curious.

>>383754176
Conan is such a cuck, all his humor is "hurr I'm such an asshole but just joking" there isn'te ven thought put into his bits

>>383756784
normalfags think Kim Kardashian and Nicki Minaj are attractive, they're always desperate losers.
Not like us.

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>>383756965
He's from /pol/, probably thinks she's a jew or some shit

Just don't bother

>>383755505
It's the only thing MS has to show off their new hardware so they're spending big bucks advertising it.

Can you just imagine? They're spending the big dollars so that they can try to sell their $500 gaming machine with a 2D side scroller?

>>383757083
>Not like us.

>>383757228
That's the joke

>>383754176
>exclusive on xbox one
you wish

>kate upton
More like jughead lmao

>>383757228
I only date 2D girls so my standards are higher than normalfag losers.
I make more than your average normalfag too, I'm homo superior.

>>383756261
i dont think conan cares about games its literally just a milennial outreach segment

>Will be available exclusively on Xbox

That's weeeeiiiirdd, because I can see it on Steam right fucking now. Did it get turned into an Xbox exclusive at the last minute? Did they forget to pull it from Steam?

>>383756784
hell yeah BITCH she has a fridge body but shes top heavy with fat ass nattys, some fat ass ones cuh

>>383757395
It is exclusive* on xbox.
*also steam

>>383757330
>I'm homo

yep

>>383757395
PCs don't exist anymore in the real world.
Most modern humans think they died out years ago, all they use are phones and tablets.
If he mentioned a PC version he'd have to set aside 15 minutes explaining to the audience what steam is, that people are still using desktop computers in 2017, how you're able to connect controllers to a windows computer, etc.

It's a huge problem for the pacing of the show, it's easier to just omit that part.

>>383754176
>celebrity guest
>not Aaron and Conan dicking around
its shit

>>383757190
>dude lol everyone i don't like is from /pol/ lol
kill yourself

>laugh tracks
It's TWO THOUSAND AND FUCKING SEVENTEEN

>>383757702
YOU ARE GETTING YOUR LAUGHS AND CLAPS

GOD BLESS AMERICA

>>383754176
Is cuphead actually getting a physical release or did they seriously just put a cuphead drawing in an Xbox case?

>>383757225
Cuphead looks better than 95% of current AAA trash tbf

>>383757764
it probably is getting a physical xbox release considering it's one of their only exclusives of the year.

>>383757770
it's clear the productor love their product, and generally it shows in the game quality when thats the case

These are so fucking awful now. Back when it was Conan struggling through a game making funny criticisms with Bleyart's help, they were really funny. Now every one of these is the game taking a backseat to whatever the actor guest is up to. It all went downhill with the Overwatch one. Shame.

>>383757190
I love this gif, thank you for posting it anon

>>383754176
Why is that mermaid telling me to GTFO?

>>383757330
You're a superior homo alright

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>>383754176

God damn that segment was awful. Does he actually think any of that was high enough quality to air?

>>383755197
>Get Xbone S as a gift
>Trade it in for Amazon credit
>Buy discounted PS4 on Prime Day
>Connect it to TV along with PC
>Can now play all the games i want without having to leave my desk
Xbone was a mistake

>>383757903
This, there are few games today made by big companies that havr this look, Cuphead, MarioRabbids(say what u want, the game looks fun) are just a few examples(and the only ones I can think of right now) in which the producers put their heart and soul into.

>>383754176
The FFXV one was great just for the shitposting that ensued but this is retarded. Honestly I don't understand the whole talk show thing when it's late night and it's really boring when it's cringey shit trying to be funny. I did watch Dick Clark or Cavett on TCM or some shit because it had Alfred Hitchcock.

>>383754176
They don't even talk about the game, they just have some cringy flirting script. I fucking hate this, the arms CG was just as bad, he had the chance to make jokes about the big butt girl, and all he did was smash the controller and not talk about the game at all.

>>383759126
I think he really really dislikes video games. He probably wasn't paying enough attention to notice the big butt.

>>383755505
Its backked by the microsoft marketing machine

>>383754176
>Clueless Gamer
>With shitty celebrity
Remember when Clueless Gamer was about the games?

I want Conan's reactions playing Call of Duty again, not him doing a comedy sketch where the game is an afterthought prop.

>>383754176
>Takes almost 2 minutes to get to playing a video game.
>In a 6 minute video
FUCKING HELL CONAN.

Did he shit on the game or not?
I won't watch that cancer.

But anyway it's nice that this game has so much exposure, I hope it's good.

>>383760376
They barely touched the game.

>>383760376
He doesn't really talk about the game at all.

>>383760451
>>383760523
Well, at least some people will google the game and gain insterest in it.

>>383754176
why the fuck this long running joke of him hitting on a breddy gurl is so fucking long and cringy?

I mean, 20 points for depicting a gamer as a pathetic bastard who'll hit on a pole, if it had pair of breasts attached to it, but still

>>383757190
"people" like you who constantly cry /pol/ are worst than /pol/

>>383756391
>I've never seen when Clueless Gamer was good
Hello newfag

They really should have released this as a good boss rush game two years ago instead of the mediocre platformer it's going to be in September.

>>383756965
>>383757419
>thinking Kate Upton is hot
I bet you like to eat your well-done steaks with A1 sauce

Conan is fucking shithouse and I can't believe anyone actually finds that ginger prick funny

>flirt gag keps going on and on and on
Fucks sake Conan it was funny till the dinner thing ended

>>383764735
>not liking titcows
i bet you like dick in your ass with a reach around

>>383756261
Good. Animating him was stupid.

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>>383765221
>wrote for The Simpsons during its glory days
>still has the most experimental and comedy-centered late night show of all
>the main draw of his show is still literally just him and his personality/humor
>not funny
I think what you mean is he has gone overboard on the Trump stuff, which is true but he's not alone

>another celebrity guest
Goddammit, just use Aaron or bring back Elijah Wood.

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>>383766186
>just use Aaron or bring back Elijah Wood
This.

What video games do you think Kate Upton plays /v/?

Its a shame this game is trapped on such a garbage system

>>383766186
And its less than 2 minutes on the game. Such a piece of shit.

>>383766285
This one was the funniest. The culture clash going on was so big. A game so weird that even fans of video games would find the world and characters strange, being played by someone completely unfamiliar with it all.

>>383765815
I don't give a fuck about someone's opinion on Trump. He should have stayed a behind the scenes writer because his personality and delivery of jokes is abhorrent to me. I formed that opinion long ago when I watched him on Space Ghost Coast to Coast and he's a tryhard knobhead; if it's an act, it's an unfunny one.

Late night shows are terrible and I can't understand you Yanks' obsession with them when you make other funnier stuff.

>>383766661
That, Tomb Raider and Resident Evil 6 are the only ones I really enjoy.

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>>383766771
Ok, you're entitled to your opinion but it sure is a shit one

Also
>everyone who likes something American must be American

>>383766186
Fucking please christ this.