It was Raccoon City's last chance and my last chance... My lastResident Evil thread
Sorry, but following a woman's lead just isn't my style.
Who's the best RE character and why is it HUNK?
>>383715745
Resident Evil 2 is the best in the series.
REBECCUTE
>>383716067
REmake 2 when?
>>383715918ADA WAIT
>>383716273
REBEKAWAII
>*blocks your path*
>>383716273
Do we know if it will be a REmake style remake or more just Revelations based on RE2?
If it has tank controls I will applaud them.
>>383715745
>*Door opens and closes. Unzips. Shower sounds*
*Door opens and closes*
Jill: "What is that?"
Barry: "JILL?"
Jill: "Oh, hi Barry. Why on EARTH are you here?"
Barry: "I'll be examining this."
Jill: "Barry? BARRY!"
Barry: "I just had something I wanted to check. I think I'll stay and look around more..."
*Door opens and closes*
Chris: "WHOA!"
Barry: "What the HELL?!"
Jill: "Chris...you're here too?"
Chris: "I THINK I'm beginning to understand!"
Jill: "That's what I was going to say!"
Barry: *echoing* "Chris is our old partner, you know."
Chris: "Hey, we're partners aren't we? Let's work together" *unzips*
Barry: "LOOK at THIS!"
Chris: "WOW!"
Jill: "What is it?"
Barry: "What do you think of it?"
Chris: "Protect yourself."
Barry: "Perhaps that was the most important part."
Chris: "Let's go!"
Barry: "OK!
Chris: "I'll go first!"
Chris: "Damn. It's broken! Seems like it"
Barry: "Oh, my COD!"
Jill: "Hey, what's going on?"
Chris: "Alright! Can you do it?"
Barry: "Graahh!"
*unzips*
Chris: "Aahh!"
*Moans, grunts, groans*
Barry: "Lost courage already?"
Wesker: "Sorry for my lack of manners. But I'm not used to escorting men."
>>383716881
Chris: "Jill! Let's do it!"
Jill: "Ah, yes! Barry!"
Barry: "Heh! Jill Sandwich! Right!"
Jill: "Barry, don't screw up again."
Chris: "Let's go!"
*Moans, grunts, groans* *splatter*
Barry: "Aaahhhh..."
Jill: "Thank you, Barry."
Barry: "Yeah, yeah."
*Door opens and closes*
Rebecca: "Is this a meeting room or something?"
Chris: "Is that you, Rebecca?"
Rebecca: "Yes!"
Chris: "Rebecca, can you do it?"
Rebecca: "YES I CAN!"
Rebecca: "May I practice for a while?"
Chris: "See? Just relax, and play."
Rebecca: "Chris! Look at this! Ah! OH!"
Barry: "Oh my COD!"
Rebecca: "You like it?"
Chris: "Oh, that was great!"
Rebecca: "I feel like we're having a secret meeting!"
Chris: "Let's do it!"
*Thumps, groans, cries*
Rebecca: "Chris!"
Chris: "REBECCAAAA!!!"
Barry: *echoing* "Look at those MONSTERS!"
*Moans*
Barry: "He's insane!"
Rebecca: "Ah! Yes!"
Barry: "I have THIS!"
*Moans, groans, cries*
Jill: "Chris..."
Chris: "UWAAAAHH!" *splatters, explosion*
*zips up, groans*
Barry: "Well, I think I'll go outside and get some fresh air for a change."
>>383716775
that cabin was spooky asf
>hey, a typewriter
>why no comfy safe room music?
>um what is this place anywa-
>AH WHTA THE FUCKIS THAT
>>383716597
I love her, lads...
>>383717257
You can't have her. She's mine. Just as soon as I get this damn ring on her finger.
>>383716273
It's on the way.
>it's been over 12 years since the original remake came out
oh... oh god...
>>383716862
I'm certain it will have tank controls. And delicious sexual Claire.
>>383716862
I'd imagine since its a remake of one of their better games (and one of the better ones of the franchise) it would follow suit in the REmake/REmaster. Prob will have the tank/NoTank scheme they brought in with REmaster.
>>383716970
Your future waifu
>>383715745
I'll ask again:
Was Jill made for sex?
>>383717921
>>383717953
If that is the case I am on board.
Would be really sweet to have sexy HD pre-rendered backgrounds.
>>383716970
>be me, Lisa Trevor
>living on my own, in my modest cabin out in the beautiful Arklay Mountains
>enjoying the nice, cozy warmth of the fireplace
>hear someone turning the doorknob
>burglars
>panic and hide
>hear them stomping around, rummaging through my possessions, using my typewriter, probably fucking up the memoirs I've writing
>as they round the corner in front of me, knock them out cold
>it's a very handsome, buff young man
>first real dating opportunity in years
>want him to be nice and comfy while I clean myself up so I drag him in front of the fireplace, roaring and cozy
>after I return to him from making myself nice and presentable, he's already awake and looking right at me
>he turns tail and runs out the door
anybody else have problems dating like this?
>>383718182
why no female Tyrants for me to waifu?
Morpheus and Alexia don't count
>>383718763
Lisa is technically a Tyrant
>>383719227
is she? does Lisa have a bald head, strong muscled female form and big claw?
>>383719357
She's got the shit inside of her, just doesn't look like one. The closes you'll get is probably Alexia or the thing from Gaiden
REmake is a perfect game
If they fuck up 2 I will be so disappointed
>Wesker, you're pitiful!
>THIS is your saviour?
>You say this FAILURE is your saviour?
Why is Chris so based?
>>383719890
chris?
stop it
>>383719885
What plot or backstory will they shove into 2 like they did with the Trevors in the REmake?
>>383720890
Probably something more to do with Irons.
Maybe Ada.