>>383691364 > "Oi! Fellow Ootoobers. 'Elcome

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>>383691364
> "Oi! Fellow Ootoobers. 'Elcome doo EienCraft_UK. The bangests plast doo sgut the fuck yup mum o me burn da fuggin cat again. Dumbass Chelsea be fuggin wit da Paki cunt again so I am about to crack open dis can of spotted dick and teach ya how to build some shite."

Sky is gray. Water is gray. Brown grass. No sun or moon.

There is no discernable wildlife. The landscape is filled with undiscernable brown zombies enveloping everything in a muddled mass pouring in through the coastline or falling inexplicably from the sky.

The audio becomes a cacaphony of indecipherable meaningless jibberish. They destroy everything. Steal everything. You are not allowed any tools or weapons to defend yourself.

> "Oi! 'Eere was ware we ware gone doo make ur base but den Chelsea got fingerbanged by da Mooslems an' now they won't let me back in. Government charged me the tax levy because the occupancy is past the regulation."

The camera freezes to a still shot of a cow and a pig attempting to engage in a modded sex act while the narrator laughs for 30 minites until the video feed ends.