What's this, /v/? A mysterious package seems to have been

Nobody cares, kid. If you want attention this badly, you know where Facebook is.

>no nigger hand

Into le fucking garbage

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>>383690312
I care. I mean, what could be in this box?

nintendo shit

>>383690138
>>383690608
Is it a gender politics thread?

I hope it is.

Is it a game

Its a dildo or a shitty pc part or a common "limited" edition game

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>>383690741
It's... another box. What is this Inception tier package?

>>383690901
>inception jokes
Sup reddit

>>383690901
Hurry up, its 7am & I gotta sleep you mongoloid

show this dildo already

>>383690901
Fleshlight

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Thread's over. Inside the box was just another heavy box.

You don't think there's something inside this box though, do you? That would be crazy.

>>383691445
OPEN THE FUCKING BOX AND SHOW ME THE CONTENTS

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>>383691445
!

>>383691519
Your ego

This is getting boring, I want to see that dragon dildo.

>>383691519
>headset
Ya blew it

>>383691519
For every second you spend not showing us what's inside Todd releases Skyrim again

>>383691705
Me too. Hurry up op

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>>383691739
>>383691519
>buying headsets

>>383691750
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Xbox One

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>>383691891

>>383690138
It's a Rift from the Amazon promo.
You can all go home now

>>383692249
Faggot post the full thing.

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>>383691519
*Uses telekinesis to burst it open*

>>383692360
>he bought the worst VR headset
lmao

>>383691519
>14 minutes ago
Be more prepared next time, I'm out

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>>383692542
Wrong gif :(

>>383692621
You will not be missed.

>>383690138
Worst unboxing thread ever. An Hero yourself, OP.

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>>383692506
k

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Ok let's wrap this up.

boo this man

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>>383692941
boourns

I don't understand why this always takes half an hour.

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A face-mounted TV?

Nice blog faggot.

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>>383692360
>he was right
Fuck you OP and get your images prepped ahead of time next time.

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>>383693050

>>383692360
>>383693050
Time to go.

>>383693045
Well you have to open the box, take pictures at every step, then do the captcha a million times unless you get lucky.

>>383693050
>he got fucked by Mark (((Zuckerberg)))
Dragon dildo would be better.

>>383691519
it's in Italian

>>383693050
Absolutely terrible purchase.

>>383693050
Welp, i fell for watching this thread just as hard as you fell for the VR meme OP. Enjoy your overpriced games with your overpriced goggles

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>>383693050
>VR meme

you fucked up mate.

>>383693050
>haha i loved those dragon dildos threads,i want to nostalgia it again,even if i only watched dragon dildo threads at /r/4chan,with my VR headseat.

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>>383693050
>investing in the vr meme
>in current year
i thought this thread would be gold, but i wasn't expecting reddit gold

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>>383693239
I'll be the judge of that, mate.

>>383693045
He's a psycho

>>383693050
this is why you don't fish for (You)s
it turns into an obsession
one day you're misspelling "sweetie" on purpose, the next day you're bumping a good thread off the board to blogpost about buying something useless for $400

>>383693502
>wow i'm playing videogames in my room while i'm watching the screen inside a virtual room.
THE FUTURE IS HERE,FORTHEPLAYERS.

>>383693585
What the heck did you just say about me, you little honey bun? iI’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cutie Patooties, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret tweets on Daddy Trump, and I have over 300 confirmed snookims. I am trained in butter biscuits and I’m the top sweetie in the entire US sugar doodles. You are nothing to me but just another Daddy. I will cuddle you the heck out with warmth the likes of which has never been felt before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that dookie doo to me over the Internet? Think again, cutie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Mommies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the huggie wuggies, deary. The huggies that wipes out the silly little thing you call your meanie doodles. You’re in trouble, Daddy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can tweet you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in butter boops, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Cutie Wooties Fruity Tooties and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your widdle face, you little cutie pie. If only you could have known what huggie wuggies your little “tweetie weetie” was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your mouthy wouthy. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, honey buns. I will wiggle woop all over you and you will drown in it. You’re really sweet, honey.

>>383693502
that blew my mind mate

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>>383693050
Ew

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>>383693050
> outdated oculus
wew

>>383693050
>buying into the VR meme
haha what a fucking moron

>>383693776
>>383693829
Ease men, there may still be a dragon dildo in there.