>love platinum action games >really want to buy this >cant

>>383678689
>switch to the guy*

>>383678689
Not until you finish the game unfortunately.
You dont even play as 2b for most of the game, you spend most of the game playing as the guy on the left.

Sup Reddit

get over it, dipshit

>love platinum action games
Then avoid the shit out of this game.

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>>383678689
just play the game you fucking idiot

>plat shit
>not weebshit all the time

You scared your mom will see you playing it?

>>383678689
>weebshit
So you only play xbox shit?

ITT : triggered weebshits

>>383679026
what do you mean. it sby platinum? played the demo it wasnt to far from revangance which i loved.

>>383678689

>Fatbait

I dont even want to jump on this thicc meme but one reason she is so attractive to many people is because of her golden ration between hips and waist circumference.

I made the calculations she has nearly perfect ratio .

>>383679127
Weeb shit tends to be pandering for otaku virgins who dont care about the gameplay only porn of the characters to jerk to.


>see every weebshit general on /vg/

>>383678689
It didn't really seem that out of place when I played it, she just seemed like a stoic fighter.

>>383679316
>I dont know what weeb means
Kill yourself fagboy

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>>383678689
>>383679209
You should feel ashamed of wasting people's oxygen.

>>383679275
she also had the perfect kissable lips, one thing that barely any weeb anime fapbait game character have.

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>>383679275
also the fat in her thighs being pushed by her stockings is a first in 3d vidyo afaik

>>383678689
>>383679209
Triggered fags

>>383678689
Honestly, if you're stumbling over something this superficial, just skip out on the game. It's gonna go over your head.

>>383679372
>weebs
>people

Good one davido kun

>>383678689
>Is there an option to have her dress normal or switch to the buy?
The option is stop being a faggot. I believe in you

>>383679427
>>383679372
HURRRR MUCH DIKKKKK IF U DONT IKE PANDERING GARBAGE UR GEHHYYY

fuck off and grow up permavirgin.

>>383679410
If that was true, I could sell my copy of D2 for thousands, if not more.

I'm kind of glad its not. That game is actually really challenging on Extreme mode.

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>>383678689
>cant get over having to play as weebshit fatbait fetish gear main character
Don't play it then, because that's literally all it has to offer.
Otherwise gameplay sucks, combat is not engaging. Story is tumbl-tier, and the environemnts and enemies are generic as fuck. It's a slog to play through. Never mind having to play through the game 5 times to get all the endings.
Don't let the obese ultraweebs bait you into buying this. Give it a pirate to see if you like it first.

>>383678689
She's a decoy protagonist you prude, there's never even any sexy moments in it.

>>383678689
Are you by any chance a muslim?
Would you like a burka option?

>>383679461
>>383679446
because i have respect for women as people instead as sex objects im a fag or stupid? do you guys read what you type?

>>383678926
>haha, he has standards and doesnt like shit that panders to kissless 30yo virgins, he must be reddit xDD

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haha are you gay OP xD?
>>>/4/chan

>>383679562
Weebs hate real women that's why they rely so much on ANIME TIDDIES and onaholes

>>383679595
>my standards are that of a fag or a triggered tumblirina

>>383678689
>love platinum action games

This is where you might be going wrong. This isn't a Platinum action game.

>>383678689
Then don't play it. It's mainly a taro game and a platinum game on the side

>>383679562
>Vidya characters are real now
Bitch you're looking at a bunch of ppixels on a screen. Stop being a fucking faggot.

Did they fix the Nvidia crash?

>>383679507
>Story is tumbl-tier
Nice way to describe that. Maybe you should elaborate

>>383679686
>we tough anime enthusiasts hate degenerates, libtards and women.
>MOMMY wheres my anime pillow?!

You sound like a pretty baby, to be honest.
I'd play as a giant anthropomorphic penis if the game was good enough.

>>383678689
>>cant get over having to play as weebshit fatbait fetish gear main character

I think Nier Automata has nice aestetics. It seems, rather sad, sullen. At least it's not soem high school girls nonsense.

>>383679275
Great, but who fucking cares?

>>383679562
She's an android in a video game. So she's not only not real, she's not even a not-real human.

>>383678689
torrent it you mong

>>383679857
why do you reply to obvious bait anon?

>end scene of the first ending is supposed to be sad and meaningful
>but 2bs dress for some reason is missing and it looks like she stands there in fucking panties, ruining the whole fucking scene because of how out of place it is

Great idea Taro.

>>383678689

Was this your reaction to Bayonetta as well? As far as "weebshit fap biat" goes, that takes the cake.

>>383679507
>5 times
>Play through to Ending A
>Play through to Ending B
>Play through to Ending C
>Chapter select to 20 seconds before Ending D
>Automatically goes to Ending E at the end of D.
I count 3 times.

>>383678689
>fetish gear

she's wearing a dress

it's not even that high cut

I'm not a fan of pointlessly sexual designs but 2B's is definitely not a huge offender, the only argument I've seen is "B-but you can look up her skirt" which is something you can do with ANY GAME that lets you control the camera, and if you do it, that's on you anyway.

Who cares
Humans and aliens were extinct from the start
2B was programmed solely to kill 9S
2B dies
Final boss is just 9S and A2 killing each other

>>383678689
Taking this at face value, how did you work around your sexual phobia with Bayonetta? Just do that.

>>383679595
I completely ignored the designs and focused on their characters instead

maybe you should do the same and stop judging things you know nothing about based on appearances

>>383679947
With all the backtracking it feels a lot longer. It's a drag m8.

>>383680348
Sorry you didn't enjoy your investment. I don't think it was as good of a story as the original NieR, but I still really enjoyed the game.

>>383680348
>backtracking
you're replaying 70% of the first playthrough once, then replaying a boss fight once

>meh story
>meh characters aside from cute robo in the village
>meh combat with zero difficulty
>meh leveldesign
>meh boss battles
>first two playthroughs are almost exactly the same
So far, the biggest disappointment for me.

>>383679726
>>383679706
what do you guys mean by this? the combat isnt good?

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>>383679447
>>383679495
Still wasting oxygen boyos. You need to fix this issue. Google how you do it, i don't care just get it done.

>>383678689
Dumb normalfagposter, fuck off back to r eddit you little kid.

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>>383679562
>respect for women
>calling them sex objects

Pick one.

So I heard this game is horribly optimized. Will a GTX 1060 6GB run it?

>>383680752
Its not like normal platinum combat, its closer to the original nier, just way more polished.

>>383680752
Compared to the first Nier, it's good.
Let me put it this way. If you enjoyed the combat in Revengeance, you'll like the combat in this game.

>>383681029
Easily. I have a GTX 680 and I can run it just fine on medium

>>383681029
I played on a 1060 and it worked perfectly.

>>383680752
The combat isn't as good as Bayonetta, but it is still good. But what I mean is that this is a Yoko Taro game and a true sequel to NieR, which is an RPG with a semi open world and very interesting story. I'm just warning you that you might not get what you're looking for if you want a pure action game.

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>>383681029
>will [most recent iteration of graphics card series] be able to run [game released after the graphics card series]?

>>383679983
>which is something you can do with any game that lets you control the camera
>if you do it, that's on you anyway
You don't have to manipulate the camera at all to get that view. It's in full view any time she runs, flips, or during most cut scenes. I'm not saying it's a problem, but it's not like it's something you have to go out of your way to see.

>>383679495
your talking about it like is's senran kagura or something

>>383681238
stop bullying, /g/

>>383681029
It's badly ported but the optimisation is pretty decent. I have a HD 7870 and it runs it great.

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>>383678689
No.

Her uniform doesn't really come across as sexy in the game though, YorHa has serious, creepy fucked up cult vibes permeating throughout every aspect of its design, which is only reinforced by its mantra.

>>383678689
You don't even see her butt unless you specifically try to, shitdick.

>>383681465
And then she brushes the camera away

>>383681425
Reminded me of Knights of Sidonia.

>>383680808
that heavy breathing makes me breathe heavy

How about you just get over it, OP? Stop being so shallow.

>first time playing
>got up to the amusement park
>white screen halfway through the boss battle with the daed androids

2nd time this has happened

is there a fix around to this?

>>383678689
>platinumfag
Yeah just don't play it

How much extra story content is there in other endings? Is it worth doing?

>>383678689
2B isn't fetishized or sexualized in the least, not unless you self destruct anyway.

Should I pirate the first game on my ps3? also, regular Nier or Replicant with english patch?

>>383683568
Yes it is. There's plenty of new content for all of them. Some say getting Ending B is a slog, but I enjoyed it.

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>>383678689
>I love platinum games
Bayonetta is a fapbait you faggot and that game is literally the pinnacle of Platinum games.

2B has a simple opera dress that shows one of her thigh and that's fucking it. Are people seriously only inform themselves from hentai fanarts here?

You are a double faggot both for complaining about "muh fapbait" in a fucking platinum game and for spreading the shitty meme that Nier Automata is even remotely close to that.

>>383682783
Yea, it's called "FAR" or something like that

>>383678689
>weebshit fatbait fetish gear main character
so this is the power of Nu-/v/

>>383678689
fucking kill yourself

>>383683648
The first game is really shitty desu, just watch the cutscenes on youtube if you're interested in the lore but it is pretty much irrelevant.

>>383683648
I think you should play it. A lot of the sidequests have some really good dialouge.
And it depends on if you want to play Papa Nier or Brother Nier

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>>383678689
Kill yourself, my man.

>>383683648
Definitely play it, try both Replicant/Gestalt and see what you prefer the most

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>>383685097

>>383679498
It's challenging on any level because you've got to force yourself to actually play Drakengard 2.

>>383678689
1. It's more of a Yoko Taro game than a Platinum game. In fact Platinum intentionally made it play like the original NieR, for better or worse. If you're expecting Bayonetta 3 or even Metal Gear Rising 2 then you'll be disappointed. It's simply not that sort of game. I strongly suggest you play the original NieR first to get a better understanding and appreciation of what Automata is really all about. Many say that you can just jump straight to Automata but frankly they're lying to you and doing you a disservice. Yes, I am saying that potentially millions of people played the game wrong, fight me.
2. The pandering stops and ends at 2B's design. None of the characters draw attention to it, none of the cutscenes "take advantage of it", it's just a thing in the game. There's also the upskirt thing but that's a silly easter egg.
3. 2B is only one of three main characters, and not even the most important one.

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>>383678689
Can normalfags just fuck off already

>>383685691
starts* and ends, not stops and ends

>>383680448
It's not really a replay if you fight the other one of the two though.

>>383678689
>love platinum action games

You clearly don't since you have problems with playing Bayo

>>383679562
No because you're a fag who won't look passed his superficial morals to enjoy a work of fiction.

Plot twist: character was designed intentionally. Look for the satire in it.

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>>383679495
Everyone who thinks 2B is over the top sexualized needs to play the game. Her outfit isn't that bad in game if you don't make the decision to remove the lower part.

>>383683648
I'm pretty sure the English patch for Replicant is just the original localization with a few words changed (like "father" to "brother", "daughter" to "sister", etc). It's not a faithful re-translation of Replicant's script. So the only real difference is your character's model.

>>383685097
I prefer Automata to NieR but you're completely wrong. You can only really appreciate Automata if you play NieR first, and the "lore" is absolutely relevant.

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Have you beaten it?

>>383685691
I disagree with that first point. I think both games are worth playing, and in many ways you can appreciate Automata more if you have played NieR and a lot of great moments in Automata only have the impact they do if you hvae played NieR, but at the same time a couple of trucks used in NieR were broguht back in Automata, and even if they were used in new ways, they still lost some impact because I had already seen them in the first game. With that said, I still do prefer Automata over NieR by quite a bit, and I feel like I would have enjoyed it even more if everything in it was new to me, even if it meant I lost out on the significance of the stuff with Emil, Devola and Popola and so on. I don't think it's a bad idea to play them in order, but a part of me wishes I didn't, though I say that as someone who really isn't too attached to the first NieR, and I know that many people are.

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>>383685097
How can you be wrong three times in a single sentence, like holy shit.

>>383686043
Even if you haven't played the game you would see she's not over the top sexualized. The only way you could view her like that is if you're looking for something to complain about or if you watch too much porn.

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>>383686043
This.

Here's an example of doing everything wrong.

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Man i really thought the first Nier was fine gameplay wise.

It certainly wasn't anything amazing, but a lot of people make it sound like its the worst shit ever when to me it just felt like an average action game that I derived a decent bit of enjoyment out of just from throwing spells around.

Sort of just reminds me of those mediocre ps2 action games from back in the day.

>>383686892
I thought the same, I've definitely played Action RPGs with worse gameplay. I did start to get sick of it on the B route though.

>>383686892
We fell into a fucking dystopia of either-or scenarios. Either something is a high-budget AAA title and therefore sun has to shine out of the game's digital ass, or it's an individual indie project. No in-between.

Also you're implying that anyone shitting on Nier 1 is old enough to remember PS2 action games.

>>383686892
Yeah the gameplay wasn't anything special, but I don't think it is absolute trash, 6/10. It was a big improvement over Drakengard though.

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>>383686892
>Sort of just reminds me of those mediocre ps2 action games from back in the day.
What a coincidence. Nah Drakengard is garbage, not mediocre.

>you will never be Zero's fucktoy
Why live?

>>383686404
I'm from UK and I can't find Drakengard 3 at a reasonable price physical anywhere because it wasn't printed here. I've played Drakengard/NieR/Automata so I might just admit defeat and buy it digital

>>383687445
The only "physicals" available in EU are boxes with a download code anyway.

>>383679562
>He can't tell the difference between fiction and reality

>>383687445
It's hardly an issue to buy a US physical copy unless you also intend to buy any DLC. If you do buy US (like I did), then you'll have to set yourself up an American PSN account to buy the stuff. Can anyone confirm whether or not the DLC is actually worth getting?

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>>383687136

>this fight in 3


Still love those games, fuck your bait.

>>383687993
I never said I didn't like Drakengard, but I'm not fooling myself over the quality of the game. I wish more games had as detailed a chapter selection as Drakengard though. I also liked the way dialogue in cutscenes was shown with both the scene itself and then the character's face close up. Any other games that do that?

>>383678689
>love platinum action games

Bayonetta is the only good Platinum action game. Did you also cry like a bitch because of the mc?

>>383687824
Where did you get yours from? The only places I can find it at charge lots, not even counting potential import tax

>>383679817
I play it with a 670 with FAR, I have yet to have an issue, except with the newest far patch, I just simply reinstalled the 6.1.2 and with that I've went through A and B without an issue, almost always 60 FPS, never dipping below 40 FPS

I'd say the issues of this port are pretty well covered.

>>383688694
I'm in Australia, but I jumped on ebay and found a store selling a new copy for $28 on the other side of the country. I guess they'd imported a few too many copies and just had them lying around a warehouse waiting to be sold.

>>383688610
>He didnt play Metal Gear Rising

>>383678689
What are you fucking gay or something? All that matters is that she a thicc android.

>>383689098
Case of good luck then. I'll keep my eyes peeled. Thanks anon

>>383681029
Nigga I played it on a HD7770
It was not the most AESTHETIC CINEMATIC experience, but I finished the 5 endings with no crashes whatsoever

>>383678689
>love platinum games
>hate weebshit

are you retarded?

I loved Near a Tomato, but don't buy it for the platinum action. It's got a little, but it's definitely one of Platinum's least complex games in terms of combat options. You're not going to get anything like DMC or Bayonetta out of it, probably not even anything as interesting as MGR.

It's a great game, but if you're looking for balls to the wall action combat, this isn't the game for you.

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>>383678689
fuck off reddit

>>383678689
Don't worry she dies halfway through

It's great, touches some existentialism themes that I enjoyed, it is also quite a melancholic, but good ride. Don't judge it by the maid dress girl.

>>383678689
Are you a sissyboy?

The whole problem with Nr:A is that it IS NOT enough of a platinum ACTION game, in the same way 2B is not fat at all compared to to even Bayonetta. Both just have golden ass to hip ratios. If you want a small ass, narrow hips and thin thighs protagonist (as well as no action in your games) you should play Final Fantasy XV or something.

Also go to your doctor and say that you think you might be suffering from low test and want your hormone levels tested. I am just stunned by your thought-process as I look back and forth between your OP and the stick-legged girl on the image.

>>383678689
You made this thread yesterday and everyone called you out for being retarded, do you enjoy the attention or something?

>>383678689
Did you not play Bayonetta?

>>383683568
The first playthrough is only like a third of the story
The second with 9S elaborates on a lot of stuff
The third uses the same environments but is a continuation of the story

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>>383692131
>The second with 9S elaborates on a lot of stuff
Fuck this shitty gayshit game

fuck /v/, filled with non hikis

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>>383686404
NO I HAVENT

FUCK YOU

FUCK THIS AWFUL 5FPS GAME AND THIS B U L L S H I T FINAL SEGMENT

I BEAT DRAKENGARD 1'S ENDING BUT
F U C K T H I S
U
C
K
T
H
I
S

>>383678689

I know, 9S is pretty hot.

>383692484
It doesn't seem like it at first, but it's worth it in the end, trust me
Besides it's not like you're doing anything important with your time, just play it

>>383678689
dont be such a christian boy faggot

Reminder that Yoko Taro likes Horizon Zero Dawn and Life is Strange.
https://blog.us.playstation.com/2017/07/11/discover-the-creators-yoko-taros-favorite-ps4-games/

>People will defend this

>>383695556
I won't defend him liking LiS, but I haven't played HZD so I have no opinion of it. But it doesn't matter because it doesn't come through in his won games anyway, if he enjoys shit, let him. John Carpenter likes Dead Space 3 and Far Cry 3, but I still like him.

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lmao at these salty weebshits

>>383679562
(You)

>>383678854
Not OP but 9S' moveset is fucking garbage.

Where's that mega that had all the short stories and concert info and such?

At the end of the day I just did not like Automata as much as the first NieR. The bosses and characters are astronomically worse. The music was the only thing still stellar.

>>383678689
>love platinum action games
>cant get over having to play as weebshit fatbait fetish gear main character
how did you play bayo then?

>>383679495
How does it feel /v/?, you share a board with people like this

>>383678689
Good on you. Glad more people are speaking up against this piece of shit.

Can someone explain to me why SJWS are attacking this game 5 months after its release?

>>383698347
If you're garbage, maybe
Look up some combos for him

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>>383681029
played with pic related and FAR patch., and i constantly get 10-15fps, NIER problems are nier problems bru

>>383701303
I got more FPS than you with a phenom and a gtx 750.
You're doing something extremely wrong or bullshitting.

>>383701303
Odd, I played with a phenom x4 960T and a GTX 970 without the FAR patch, and I get hiccups but 60fps+ mostof the times, I enjoyed it so much I didn't mind some annoying transitions

>>383680348
Uh-huh, why not just admit that you didn't actually play the game?

>>383701303
works for me

>>383678689

>love platinum action games
>cant get over having to play as weebshit fatbait fetish gear main character

These aren't even compatible, unless by "platinum action games" you mean "just Vanquish".

That's cool anon, one day you'll grow up.

>>383683568
The narrative has one ending, dumbass, and that's Ending E.

All the other endings are endings only in a video game sense.

>>383678689
>>love platinum action games
You have shit taste then.
If Automata is good it's precisely because it's not falling for the full Platinum game experience (meaning a not so 4h long arcade meme game).

I mean I love real arcade games, such as Metal Slug etc, but Platinum games aren't.

Kamiya's a hack.

Has the pc version been cracked yet?

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>>383701454
>>383701529
>>383701568
Pic related happens after playing for longer than an hour, even in low poly sectioning like pic related, its really annoying,

lso if i dont use the FAR patch the game simply crashes

Im assuming there are memory leaks all over the place

>>383703158
i also tried lowering the resolution (and monitor) from 1440p to 720p but it fixes nothing (pic related was recorded using a 19 inch 720p monitor )

They really need to fix it, steam is full of people complaining about this and more, i wonder how many sales have they lost due to this

>>383678689
It's your own fault you think that way about it instead of just enjoying the game.

>>383701967
It's a good thing then that Kamiya has only directed 2 of the 13 games Platinum have made. It's almost as if he isn't the only head of the company and the others he works with share his general direction taken for video games.

>>383678689
>2B
>main character

Do people honestly think that toobie's design is extremely revealing? Are you from Saudi Arabia or Germany? I mean A2 wears booty shorts and a tanktop, and no one ever complains about that.

>>383703769
>I mean A2 wears booty shorts and a tanktop, and no one ever complains about that.
Not if you go berserk

Its not that bad bro, just play the game

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I appreciate you gentlemen not saying lewd things about my wife for once.

>>383701971
please respond ;_;

>>383703769
>I mean A2 wears booty shorts and a tanktop, and no one ever complains about that.
The people complaining never make it far enough to meet A2.

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>>383703961
post moar automatas

>>383678901

Well that's very disappointing. Nice bait and switch.

>>383704000
just buy it and user FAR patch anon, it's a good game, you like good games?

i live in a 3rd world country and even i bought it, and would do it again even with all its problems, what's your excuse?

>>383704038
not their fault tho, unless you are curious enough you might think the game ends in ending A/B

>>383678689

This doesn't even play like a platinum action game you tard, the only thing that resembles platinum is the dodge move and an unlockable witch time.

and waifufags get BTFO at the start of the third playtrough anyway

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>mfw try to do ending E on my pirate copy
it's not fair, i deserve to win too

>>383704534
Why would you, ever, pirate the 2017 GOTY? Show your support and pay for it, asshole.

>>383704534
No, you literally don't.

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>>383704772
Why would I buy a broken crappy port of weebshit?

Especially after playing 99% of it?

You make no sense sometimes /v/

>>383678689
>Fatbait
If you think that's fat you're actually retarded

>>383704534
Just use a cheat engine piratefriend or git gud.

>>383704985
If it's crappy and broken why would you play it in the first place and then whine on an image board?

>>383704985
>Why would I buy a broken crappy port of weebshit?
Why did you play it then? Why do you say you "deserve to win too"? Why would you even bother to pirate a game you don't like?

PCbros are literally the worst.

>>383704413
Well 'im pretty broke right now, but I plan on buying it later. I already own Nier Gestalt.

>>383679562
>Respect for virtual women
>White knighting to no one in particular
How
Just
How
How delusional can you get

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>I love platinum action games
>doesn't like weebshit fatbait fetish gear main characters
fucking hypocrite

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I don't get why people get so triggered by 2B's outfit, dresses that normal girls wear are more revealing then 2B's do y'all just not go outside? A2 should be the real culprit here her shorts aren't even shorts just removed skin.

Hell I can't even sexualize 2B after ending C

>>383705370
i-is her spine okay?

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>>383705382
mfw i tried to fap to 2b and i just couldn't do it

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>>383705382
>I don't get why people get so triggered by 2B's outfit

Because they were told to.

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>>383678689
>love platinum action games
>cant get over having to play as weebshit fatbait fetish gear main character
So you didn't play bayonetta? One of plat's best games?

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>>383705382
I'm not triggered by her outfit so much as I am triggered by her (and all of the main casts, really) general appearance when you compare it to the world that she exists in.

She seems completely out of place.

>>383705890
>Humans made them at first
>Humans are/were horny pieces of shit
>Androids live trying to recover what mankind used to be/like
>Continued to produce qt 3.1416 models
>???
>Profit

>>383706256
That angle could be explored from a much more fitting (in terms of the world design) perspective, though.

The androids could land smack dab into the middle of the uncanny valley in their attempts to be as human as possible. I can't speak for everyone, of course, but that would have been infinitely more interesting than 10/10 humans, imo.

>>383704000
It's been cracked for a while now.

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>>383705890
>a member of the propaganda squad that exists to boost android morale
>a special unit in that squad who is designed to backstab lovers and friends
>not looking extremely good

>>383707051
The morale thing is another point I really don't get. Why make androids that are capable of being demoralized in the first place?

>>383707284
Because the first generations of androids were made this way and next ones strived to be as much like their creators as possible.
Central theme for both machines and androids is how much they desire to be humans even when it goes against sheer functionality.

>>383707453
But that doesn't really answer the question. It makes logical sense that the androids would continue to make their compatriots in the way that humans did, but why did humans make the first generation androids in a way that made them susceptible to emotional distress?

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How long until the Southern Californian sun burns off this one, /v/?

>inb4 Mass Effect

>>383707770
The Mass Effect one is the only that's not embarrassing weeb trash.

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Do you think a qt android would love me for the sole fact of being human? ;-;

>>383705890
I believe in one of the novels or the stage play are something it expands on the guy who first designed the YoRHa project and he wanted to make the androids as beautiful as possible so they would seem like the peak of humanity.I do get what you're saying though, and I would agree if not for the fact that the YoRHa models live in The Bunker, not on Earth. They're a separate entity that goes to and from Earth, so there's no need for them to reflect the ruin of Earth seeing as they were not part of it. The YoRHa models, as well as the other androids, who have been sticking around on Earth, on the other hand, do look the part and are usually wearing rags and the like instead of the fancy, stylish clothes 2B and 9S are wearing.

>>383707770
faggot

>>383707586
Because humanity was toying with something that was way beyond their understanding, demonic element and magic to do them. Even a simple guardian robot P-33 who was only programmed to stop intruders gained self-consciousness at one point then evolved to a point he became that "god from volcano" machines in Automata mention.

It seems that emotions were a constant byproduct of android creation, which culminated in Devola and Popola models being designed around the fact they will gain self-consciousness and emotions regardless, so they were initially made in pair so they could care for each other and not go mad from the massive amount of time project gestalt will take.

>>383707994
Some another one, certainly. But not 2B, she already proved multiple times that she only cares for 9S and would just die if she's separated from him permanently.

>>383707586
It's probably something to do with making them able to improvise and being autonomous. The machines (on the network at least) are pretty dumb and can't think for themselves much, while the disconnected machines are capable of some level of rational thought at the cost of being kind of dysfunctional (see all the machine civilizations throughout the game). It's probably the same logic applied to the androids. They could have just built them to be emotionless drones, but they needed to be independent since they were operating in a time where humans were basically extinct and entrusted the androids with their resurrection thousands of years in the future.

There's also the fact that the original android models had to interact with and guide the replicants without letting them find out that they're not people. If you have literal emotionless robots doing the job, the replicants would figure it out and probably turn against them. So it might have just been easier to make humanlike androids to deal with them instead, and when the androids kept self replicating they kept that idea going because they didn't know anything else.

>>383704000

It was cracked months ago.

>>383707994
Nobody loves people that use pointless one second tumblr gifs, sorry bud.

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>>383708197
>But not 2B
>mfw

>>383708392
>Caring about filenames that aren't funny
Please be there when I end myself, I'll shoot you first.

I'm gonna bump the incredibly obvious bait too!

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>>383707994
>Ywn die a glorious death at the hands...err I mean legs of 2B

>>383678689
wow kill yourself multiple times

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>>383708526
The filename's not the issue, neither is the fact that it's from tumblr, it's the fact that it's a gif when there's no reason for it to be. She just moves her head slightly and blinks. I'm just glad it's not one of the ones with a quote along with it, like this one.

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Post YFW 2B doesn't have reproductive organs

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Fellow /v/irgins I need your help, what do I need to play this game pirated? do I need that FAR thing? the cracked version? where do I find either?

>>383709694
>Step 1: Get in your car
>Step 2: Drive to the nearest game store
>Step 3: Buy NieR:Automata™
>Step 4: Stop pirating good games
Fucking cunt.

>>383709898
You forgot one step
>Buy NieR as well

>>383709694
You can't even beat the game pirated. Well, you can, but you won't. May as well just buy it, it's a good game anyway.

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>>383709898
>>383709986

I dont have 60 bucks to throw away at a game right now, I don't know why would you care if I pirate it, there is 0% chance of me buying the game, if I can't play it for free I just wont play it.

>>383710229
Don't play it then. Play God Hand instead, that's also a great game.

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>>383710314
I know, and thanks for being a cunt.

>>383710229
>I dont have 60 bucks to throw away at a game right now
Then you don't deserve to play it faggot
>if I can't play it for free I just wont play it
Don't.

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>>383710618
You're welcome.

>>383678689
>I love Platinum games
>I complain about the 'sexualization' in Automata when Bayonetta has sexy intentionally being thrown at you the whole time
You're a great example of the typical idiot here who takes buzzwords like 'weebshit' seriously.