Why was Cloud so upset by the death of a woman who was canonically

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Because when dealing with anime tropes, everything is EPICCCCCCCC

Your mom is canonically not a virgin.

>>383678487
>tfw I romanced Tifa and couldn't give less of a fuck about this bitch.

FF7 is set in the future where Anita is law.

>>383678639
>tfw I'm not Jesus

>>383678487
Because Cloud didn't remember that he was actually still a virgin

>>383678768
>Implying Mary was a virgin
>Implying she didn't get repeatedly fucked by Tyronius and just told Joseph it was a miracle when she got knocked up

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>>383678902
you'll be reminded of all your god hating shitposts when you're begging for mercy at judgment saying you didn't know you didn't know

>>383678487
>Complaining about "used goods"
Just because you'll be forever pristine, doesn't mean other have to

>>383678902
t. Judah ben Talmudyahu

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>>383678487
She promised him a "date".

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>>383678902
>primary religion of the west is centered around the birth of a child through cuckoldry
Really makes you think

>>383678902
>Tyronius

>>383679058
I'll just shitpost my way back to heaven like Dante

>>383678487
Always felt like Aeris was pretty shit. Never really got attached to her, and by the time she was killed, I shrugged it off entirely. She's a good example of how not to handle a party member that's meant to be killed off. You're supposed to make the member that gets killed off a really good party member gameplay wise so the loss actually comes with the impact of having a weaker party because of the loss, or at least give them a good personality of some sor. At least in FF5 you had Galuf who was good in his own right.

>>383678487

So again - why not using phoenix dawn?

Why no phone plume

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>>383678487

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>>383678902
>Tyronius
that's not how you spell ayy

>>383679163
Well they were married and he wasn't fuckin her so she had to get some dick from somewhere

>>383678732
I'm sure Tifa appreciating the edgemaster saying he don't give a fuck about her friends dying

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>>383678902
You forgot to tip your fedora

>>383679550
See? The christians are already hanging out with Tyronius of Chartage.

>>383678487
i didnt even care about that bitch.

>>383679153
3 million gil to cum in her without condom.
what the fuck?
i could had bought 300 prostitutes with that game's economy

>Cloud took on Zack's persona
>Aeris was Zack's sweetheart

>everyone in this thread stopped at "edgy I just wanna get paid" Cloud
It's like none of you learned from his adventure!

>>383679882
Tifa and Yuffie were just better girls.

>>383679236
People call her a good healer but it didn't really matter in FF7 because magic is equitable so I can just transfer all the materia aeris had to another schmuck.

>>383680015
Unquestionably. But you don't say "I don't give a fuck" when your mother died just because you liked your father better
>inb4 edge origins stories of anons who hate their mothers

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>>383678902
>Tyronius

>>383679153
> those prices
No wonder that skank is stuck in the slum.

>>383678487
It was guilt. He'd already been manipulated into beating the shit out of her at the Temple and only a minute before this scene had been brought within a half-swing of killing her himself. It probably also brought back memories of finding his mother dead in Nibelheim. Death is upsetting, period.

>>383680332
Death is upsetting to weak cowards. I know death. I thrive in it. I am a warrior. So is cloud. The cuck should not care and if he do, he's a loser unfit to be a leader

>>383680169
Aeris was just a random girl, at best she was Cloud's mentor's former girlfriend. I almost never had any use for her when it came to gameplay and I got more attached to Tifa. I can't say I cared much about Aeris dying desu.

>>383678487
Her whole character changes from flirty to pushy and slutty depending on whether or not you liked her. I preferred tifa from the start so seeing her be constantly flirty was almost annoying

>>383680169
She really just never grew on me, she felt overly flirty even though I didn't know her at all. I mean yeah sure it sucks that she died but she never felt like more than just someone who was tagging along

>>383679550
>say anything against christianism
>f-fedora!
Why are you people even on this website

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>>383681997

>>383681997
>christianism

>>383678487
Anyone else drinking their goddamn $^@% tea?
https://youtu.be/2JKU-cm-ZZA

>>383678487
She taught him alot about being MtF

Holy shit

the AerithXCloud vs TifaXCloud wars have begun again

I played it for the first time three or four years ago and was surprised how much I liked her. She's not a meek waif like the usual healers and was pretty charming to me. I love Tifa and her both. Cloud Tifa Aeris best party.

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>>383678487

>canonically not a virgin?
>aeris/aerith is a prostitute meme

She was a literal flower-girl that sold the only flowers in Midgar to make money. That's it. Do you think florists all over the world are just whores waiting to fucked? Don't be ridiculous.

>>383684840
Actually they are. And male florists are gay serial killers.

If you haven't fucked her, she's a virgin to you.

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>>383681997

>christianism
>doesn't even know the proper terminology
>being this ignorant and uneducated

Kek.

>Why are you people even on this website

Because we like video-games. Also, Yuffie is the best girl in FFVII.

>>383685089

Can you actually prove that?

>>383685281
I am one. Come into my store anon.

>>383685348

Got an address?

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>>383678732
>remake will have a "Save Aerith" ending
>90% will pick Aerith because muh waifu
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR TIFA DOESN'T DESERVE THIS

>>383678487
Fuck off, /r9k/

>>383685348
Do you fuck your victims before you kill them?
Or afterwards?

>>383678487
The value of human life is not diminished via intercourse.

Girls who played FF7 liked Aeris
Men who played FF7 liked Tifa
Degenerates and pedos liked Yuffie

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>>383678487
Because not everyone is a purity-obsessed queer.
You ever fuck a virgin? It's the most boring, uneventful lay you'll ever have. It's not like in your chink cartoons where you and your partner share this super intimate, bonding moment, you stick your cock in halfway and move back & forth in fractions of an inch because any more she takes will be painful for her.

>>383685859
uh no one liked Yuffie?

>>383685883
>It's the most boring, uneventful lay you'll ever have.
Not necessarily true. I lost my virginity to another virgin and we had lots of fun exploring and experimenting together. My last girlfriend I found out after we had been together for a little while was literally a prostitute for a little while before we met and she was the most passive lay I ever had.

It's more about the person than their experience. On both ends. If I wasn't confident enough to be adventurous with my first, that would have been boring as hell, and if I wasn't jaded and worn out with my last, it would have been more fun to be able to pretty much do whatever I want with her.

>>383685883
The OP is t saying a virgin is the best lay ever.

The OP is pointing out that having a non-virgin love interest is laughable.

I'd never want the woman I settle down with to have fucked other guys. If I'm going to invest so much of my time and resources in to this person, then they sure as fuck better come New in box and not used up like a common millennial whore.

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>>383685859
I was a 14 year old pedophile. Good to know.

>>383681997
>not being able to handle the bantz

Why are you even on this website

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>>383686151
It doesn't really matter because no woman other than an anime con landwhale is going to ever be interested in you. I think you're good.

>>383686151
Just stick to onaholes, anon.

Or stick it TO onaholes, dohohoho.

>>383686151
I mean to each there own I guess but you really are living in a fantasy world if this is what you believe.

>>383686376
I've been meaning to get one for a while actually. The /jp/ says that had dragon holes are shit, but it also hasn't updated in a while. I was thinking of the husky, the bunny, the mare, or the pony. Any suggestions?

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>>383685348

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On a non-shitposting note, why was the death of a robotic puppet treated like such a big deal by the game when a perfect copy just walks right into the frame from offscreen not five minutes later?

>>383689617
Because Cloud is a puppet too

>>383686151
I'm sure you're totally worth it.

>>383678902

Joseph had a revelation that the child was the son of god.

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>>383689617
>that moment when Sith no.2 walks in
Perfect timing.

>>383678902
>Implying Jesus wasn't black and Mary wasn't black and Joseph wasn't black.

>>383689617
Because it was playing on the usual tropes in Japanese stories that characters make a deal dying only to show up 2 minutes later.

Then it contrasts itself with Aeriths death that comes seemingly out of nowhere and is permanent.

>>383689617

It was a joke.

I don't think it was translated into english well, but it was supposed to be a parody of pretty much every FF death ever.

>>383689617
Is Reeve a plushophile
How many Cait Sith bodies does he even have
I imagine his apartment looks pretty fuckin' weird because of this

>>383678487
Because she would've been less likely to say no. However, her dying meant she definitely wouldn't have said no. So I guess I don't know either

>>383690462
Uh huh. More like his old man told him that it was an arranged marriage and just suck it up. Also, she wasn't showing yet.

>>383690836
>How many Cait Sith bodies does he even have
He's apparently made like 5 in total.

>>383689617
>man is controlling a cat which controls a giant fat moogle-like thing
it's kind of funny, but holy shit I don't like using this nigga

>>383689869
I... damn
Bravo Square, bravo.

WHy didn't cloud contact the U.S Military to help him?

>>383685859
I didn't even know about yuffie until a decade later and became a fan of hers because she was a secret character.

>>383691596
did you never go in forests?
she in literally all of them

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>>383689617
>hi, i'm cait sith number 2 but you can just call me cait sith
>all the while cloud is beating the ever living shit out of aeries

I was more upset at Hauchefant's death.
If you don't know him, good.
If you do, yes I felt more at Le meme bro's sacrificing his own life to save your ass.

>>383678487
Because despite being a retard, he wasn't a sociopath like you, you faggot.