>nice sunny as fuck day >decide to take dog for walk

Obviously the Nintendium mine's run dry.

>being a dogfag
>weed addict
Not surprised honestly desu

Definitely your dog's fault here. He is clearly last gen, you may as well be trying to shove a CD into a memory card slot. Upgrade your dog man, stop being a dog tech dinosaur.

>>383675058
Ok hating dogs is an opinion and I'm cool with that, but what the FUCK is wrong with weed?

>dog FUCKING loves it
So what's the problem here?

>>383674954
they barely have above generic chinese quality products at this point

>>383674954
>lost dog toy
>should i buy another one for like 4 dollars?
>no, i'll just wrap my 300 dollar piece of technology in bubble wrap instead
i'm trying to figure out what mental disorder this is

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>>383675115
Nice bait, i'll say that much

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This is decent bait

>>383675226
Explain what's wrong with it then? It's my "cocktail" at the end of a day of hard work

Is this an original pasta? nice work OP

Aare

>>383675036
Nintendium ran out about the time of the DS Lite.

>>383674954
>Do I ask game stop or is there some kinda number to call?
911, tell them that you were throwing switch for dog to play while you were high

>>383677076
>that feel when the Nintendo DS is the first console to ever survived a trip up Mont Elverest

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Yeah man, what the fuck

DUDE

>>383674954
>is there some kinda number to call?
stopped reading there
nobody calls anymore now that they can text

>retarded junky wraps an expensive electronic in some flimsy bubblewrap
>throws it around
>surprised it's broken
burn too many brain cells there?

>>383677794
WEED

>>383677895
LMAO

>>383674954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxbVL-lYx3w

>you'll never be such a burnout that you wrap your $300 video game console in bubblewrap to toss around for your dog
>brain so fried you didn't realize a chew toy is probably less expensive than all the shit you used to wrap it in

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>>383674954
>What the fuck happened to Nintendo? I remember they were famous for how tough and sturdy there consoles were
Nintendo portable systems were ALWAYS shit, especially the 1st gen ones, what are you talking about?

I broke my GameboyColor by lightly tapping the screen while I was capturing a Meowth. My GBA's right bumper stopped working 6 months in and I was forced to buy a GB SP.
-Miraculously- nothing wrong happened to my DSi, but my 3DSxl analog nub broke into 4 piece for no fucking reason (pic related) so unless I want to cut my thumb I can't play anything that doesn't use the D-pad like Monster Hunter (Thank god I can play MHW on PS4/PC, fuck off 240p screen and shitty controls, FINALLY)

I'm not sure what you expected out of the Switch. We already knew about 15 difference core design flaws BEFORE it came out, and now we know much more (like battery drain, left joycons acting up, shit wifi chip, audio jack fucking the the cartridge port, etc)

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>>383674954

Why couldn't you wrap anything else up? It HAD to be your switch.

You should have used your smartphone instead

>get brand new switch
>decide to give it the ol hammer test to see how durable it is
>slam sledgehammer directly into center of screen
>screen shatters and switch is broken in half
>am in complete disbelief that my switch couldnt handle a sledgehammer smashing directly into it

I hear ya OP, they just dont make em like they used to

>people are taking this bait seriously
I can't tell if you're all retards from sleep deprivation or you're just Europeans.
>>383679351
Stop throwing your shit around like a retard then. I've had a GBC, GBA, SP, DS Lite, DSi, and 3DS since they all released and none of them have any issues except for minor cosmetic scratching on the casing.
Hell, even the Animal Crossing 3DS I bought on release barely has a scratch on it, and I've dropped it on hardwood and concrete a few times.

>>383679351
I think maybe you just have retard strength.

The only handheld of mine with a problem was the DSi R button not clicking properly because I kept it in my pocket and sand got inside.

>buy brand new switch
>need to open it up somehow
>give it a quick run over my table saw
>switch is literally cut right in half out of the box
How can these kikes get away with it? And then there are faggots that have the gall to defend them to the death.

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>>383677871
>>383675215
>>383677214
>>383678264
>>383679804

>This is the current state of /v/