Are there any "normal" people who speedrun? I mea

The idea of speedrunning itself is autistic, so naturally it will attract autistic people.

KZ_FREW speedruns GTA series. Seems pretty chill to me.

>>383620012
Pretty much this.
I can barely get myself to play a game a second time immediately after I finish it, usually I wait at least 6 months before I do a replay.
Having to play (a linear, single player game) over and over would be torture for me.

Anything funny happen this year?

>>383620508
Only if you find men in wigs funny.

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>>383620508

>>383621019
thanks for that

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Does anyone have the webm of the tranny saying he is like the game super hot?

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>>383621019
STOP

Trihex is the closest thing I've found to a normal person although he doesn't speedrun as much now.

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>>383621589

>>383621614
This, even when he's at gdq he seems like normal, chill guy who just likes games etc

>>383620012
>>383620284
it's not even a joke. you actually need to be somewhere on the autism spectrum to be able to do repetitive tasks like speedrunning

>>383621019
>>383621731
Why are there so many transcreature gamers?

>>383620508
depending on your humor, the mirror's edge and the lttp swordless stream were funny.

Ironically enough, the majority of people who run sonic and kingdom hearts games are pretty chill

>>383621019

I feel like if two guys (Dressed as guys) did that, they'd be banned.

>>383622186
Speedrunning does some shit on your psyche.

>>383622315
tranny privilege is real.

This thread led me to this video which seems pretty cool so far:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnn1mCUwfls
About glitch discovery

There is no such thing as a "normal" person who plays video games, much less "mentally sound."

>>383621526
Where's your pic from?

>>383621731

What in the fuck is it doing? No really, what the FUCK is it doing?!

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>>383619852
How did we go from Werster saying "fucking niggers" to strict guidelines and trannies everywhere?

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>>383621731

>>383623341
My mom and dad were pretty normal people with normal jobs and responsibilities and they still played some video games. I call bullshit on your assessment there.

>>383621614

>massive black weeb
>normal
>mentally sound

So either you have no idea who trihex is, or you have no idea what normal and mentally sound means.

It's either or, wait it could be both actually.

Point is, you have no idea what you are talking about basically.

>>383621526
What game?

Coolkid

>>383623607
Who is he making out with? Is it also a transtestical?

>>383620508
Loved ALTTP

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>Go to SpeedRun Con
>See the kind of people there
>Leave after checking out the dealer room

I understand now. You need to be autistic to find enjoyment in someone else playing a video game faster then you would and investing your time and money to watch it.

Good lord.

>>383619852
>implying white "the truth" goose isn't mentally stable
Dude just redpilled everyone in that video

>>383623607
I almost vomited, had to watch Angela white lesbian video after .

>>383623765
>tfw when she graduated at my college
Should i gas all the liberal arts teachers?

>>383619852

a "normal, fit, intelligent, emotionally and mentally sound, financially secure" person would not be interested in speed running, that's why.

You don't see the queen of england make OC gay pregnancy furfag comics do you?

>>383623714
His female (male) partner

>>383623615

They had you, so they aren't mentally sound and have no idea what they are doing.

>>383623607
Nice gameplay Cosmo, thanks for that

>>383619852
Yes. But I won't tell you their names because I don't want /v/ to know.

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No
it's all filled with tranies and faggots now
have fun

I am sure there are they just dont feel the urge to say they do.

Bonesaw
Stiv
Werster
PJ
To a certain extent SpikeVegeta

>>383619852
Distortion is a souls runner with multiple world records who is very well adjusted and probably the least autistic runner I've ever seen for any game.

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>>383623607
>oh sweet some more botw runs are up haven't seen many good o-

>>383624615

>werster
>mentally sound

You would be 100% incorrect.

>>383621526
>>>/wsg/1764936

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>>383619852
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM [Embed]

> look at the clock - Session timer
> milliseconds
> seconds
> minutes
> ...hours? 40 hours - What the fuck?

What a waste of life!

>>383624741
Werster is so mentally sound the trannyversary jewluminati don't want him anywhere close to their hugbox

Same with Stiv but they just let him stay for his massive wifeslayer

>>383620012
I really want to get into speedrunning and have a time in Fallout: New Vegas, but I just can't do the same shit in that game over and over.

I assume that you really need some kind of autism spectrum disorder to be able to do that. As much as I want to try I just can't bring myself to.

>>383624615
I think the secret in that case is more doing it to have fun more so than doing it to beat records. PJ has records because he runs obscure games, and he runs obscure games because he has fun with them.

SpikeVegeta and Bonesaw are just having fun.

>>383620284
Always baffles me to realize that those people played some games a few thousand times and don't seem to be bored of it

Most of the old guard really, at least those who haven't fallen to the tranny curse. They used to have skill.

>>383621019
it's okay when trannies do it

>>383625127
The secret is that SpikeVegeta and Bonesaw are actually shit at speedrunning. The former makes up for it with oldfag status and a great commentator voice and the latter does with sheer charisma.

Also PJ inherently makes things blow up in his presence. #StuffPJBreaks

>>383621614
Trihex is sponsored by fakku and is literally only attracted to 2d women. The dude is fucked in the head.

>>383625127

Werster doesn't have any fun, don't kid yourself. He only cares about the records. If he didn't have a chat to talk down to, he may have killed himself a few years ago or mouthed off at the wrong person in real life and got his shit royally destroyed.

Dude has some problems.

I liked Cubeface and his oldschool fps runs. Does he still attend these days?

Why were there so many trannies and so little actual women?

This is why I can't take this tranny thing seriously, it just seems like ascended faggotry

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>>383621731

>>383625370

>Literally only attracted to 2D women
>Has a super QT 3D waifu

???

>>383623773
>Redpilled us on speed running while speed running

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>>383623535
He had taken a weed edible earlier in the stream. What you see before you is the weed kicking in. He stopped doing drugs for a while after this stream

>>383624369
Jesus christ the level of denial, despair and degeneracy in this picture

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>>383623590

>>383625436

He was happy enough to leave Pokemon Red a little while ago because he achieved a time he was satisfied with. He had absolutely no interest in going for the record, which I'm happy with because it means he plays more Sonic 2.

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>watching other people play video games for long periods of time

How cucked can you be?

>>383625861

He also said years ago he'd never touch red ever again. He's full of it and you can't take anything he says seriously. I don't blame him though because Pokemon Red/Blue are fucking awful.

>>383621019
>become a tranny
>fuck other guys

Why not just come out as gay? Same thing at that point.

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>>383625950
>reading other people's opinions for hours at a time

We got the cuckmeister himself joining us today, lads

>>383625496
He wasn't at SGDQ but he's still around

normal people will try to beat their own times on things while they're still interested
but they don't care about the best time

>>383626032
If you can transition well, or at least decently enough (no protomagicalman arms or Cosmo) you apparently become prime bait for fetishists, something you don't get as a gay guy. Just look at all the tranny hookers.

>>383626019

Admittedly I can't remember what his reason was for going back but I think it had to do with a new manipulation found in the game. If you want to talk about people who care only about records you're better off with Gunnermaniac. He made it his life mission to beat Werster, after all.

>>383626258
dont reply to me

>>383626243
>If you can transition well

good one

>>383626046

Jokes on you, I don't read any opinions but my own.

>>383626258

I was only replying because Werster was mentioned in this thread.

He is not mentally sound at all so I was just clarifying.

>>383626384
I LIKE GRAPES MORE THAN RAISINS READ MY COMMENT DO IT FAGGOT

>>383626321

And here I thought we were bonding.

>>383626384

The irony of this post is staggering.

>>383626243
>transition well

Never happens to these folk. Besides i'd still call them men regardless.

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Lobos Jr is a pretty normal guy. Has a gf, friends, etc.

But, he's not so much a speedrunner as much a runner in general.

>>383626368
Yes, I know, subhuman mental illness meme, really funny.

Turns out there are actually some trannys that actually do the thing they set out to do to an acceptable degree unlike the speedtrannies (because it takes money, effort and a fair bit of genetics). Obviously you don't see them because that's the whole point, passing as a woman. also they're all hookers

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>>383619852
BONESAW577

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>>383619852
Runnerguy2489 is a civil engineer.
Although he doesn't speedrun anymore, but he still streams weekly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnsugv_VViI

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>>383626737
>Yes, I know, subhuman mental illness meme

Do you just call every opinion you disagree with a meme?

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>>383626767
Post more dogger

Is this SGDQ list missing any games?
>GOD TIER
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (Swordless)
Star Wars Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast
Ratchet and Clank
>COMFY TIER
Chrono Trigger
Donkey Kong 64
>GREAT TIER
Ninja Gaiden (Sega Master System)
Freedom Planet
Might and Magic VI: The Mandate of Heaven
Onimusha: Warlords
Jet Set Radio Future
>GOOD TIER
Final Fantasy 7
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Tetris The Grand Master 3: Terror Instinct
Half-Life
The Firemen
Shuriken
Bionic Commando Rearmed
Silent Hill 2
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
Halo: Combat Evolved
Portal
E.V.O.: Search for Eden
ActRaiser
Guacamelee! Gold Edition
Mario Kart 64
>MEH TIER
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess HD
>SHIT TIER
Pokémon HeartGold/SoulSilver
Mario Kart Wii
Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons
>MEME TIER
Silent Hill 2 Ending
I Am Bread
>TRANNY TIER
Tetris: The Grand Master
X-Men: Mutant Apocalypse

>>383626856

Regardless, some trannies pass and are perfectly happy with their lives, 90% of them are sex workers mind you but still. The problem is we mostly see the monstrosities like in GDQ, these trannies also tend to have a colossal victim complex.

>>383626981
Isn't the rate of suicide after transition stupidly high?

>>383625723
>thc turns you into a tranny

video games are pretty cool

Runnerguy2489, Peaches, and BounceyBoy are the only normal speedrunners I've seen.

People will say Trihex and RWhiteGoose, but they are incorrect. They try to pretend like they're normal, but they are not.

>>383625605
Speedrunning is pretty much max autism, only a tiny fraction of women are into it. Women get autistic over Disney movies and fashion

>>383627115
literally what

No and to be honest I would also be suspicious of most people who watch runs

>>383626981
>some trannies pass and are perfectly happy with their lives

Until they reach 35

>>383626981
>perfectly happy with their lives
>sex workers

I don't know what bizarro world you live in, but people who do that kind of work and lead those kinds of lives are almost universally in a bad way. It may not have anything to do with being trans, but "perfectly happy" people don't sell themselves for sex.

>>383627114
thats usually because they turn into horrible abominations like you see posted here regularly. No really, thats it, they are just upset they didn't turn out passable

>>383626920
breath of the wild was tranny tier too

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>>383627291
Why are you the expert on all things tranny?

>>383626920
BotW in tranny tier
Half-life 2 in meh tier
Diddy Kong Racing in meh tier
Mario 64 in good tier
Super Panga World in good tier

witwix seems pretty normal but he also doesn't only speedrun. for the most part he acts like running annoys him these days.

>>383627381

I assume he meets the same qualifications the rest of the tranny experts have: functioning eyes.

>>383627254
I soley watch compilations of people getting angry at video games

Speedrunners do that the best.

>>383627496
you also watch DSP, dont lie to me I have your logs

>>383625436
I haven't seen anything from Werster so I specifically didn't mention him, but thats shitty to hear.

>>383627547
>"How you don't play a game"
Naw I hate those videos, sure DSP is dumb, but he doesn't throw his chair in a fit of rage.

>>383627750
Nah you love him

>>383626606
>has gf, friends
Anon, i hate to tell you..
>nigga dresses as d.va
>feels the pretty girlness
>dumps gf
>kicks doggo out

>>383619852
>Is there any normal person who enjoys restarting the same game for years

>>383625723
i cant believe they legally sell drugs that can fuck your body up so badly

>>383627917
Wat
Source on this? Raisin turned up in a stream last week

>>383628090
fieldy has the dog.

>>383627985
>That can fuck up your body so badly
Let alone the environment, there's studies where a small dosage of hormones wrecks a lake

>>383628438
Fuck
The dog was the best part of the stream, such a happy dog

>>383626981
>90% of them are sex workers mind you
A group is defined by it's majority.

>>383628580
>a small dosage of hormones wrecks a lake
Really? You've given me an idea anon

>>383619852
Zfg.

>>383621019
Guy next to them got disgusted, RIP banned guy.

>>383623607
This is against Twitch ToS, why is he not banned?

>Are there any "normal" people who speedrun?
Normalshits might enjoy watching speedruns for the sheer novelty of it, but actually having the attention span to pull off a TAS necessitates some serious autism on your part. So no.

>>383623607
Why are most of these failed trannies ((((lesbians))))?

>>383628809
I think that guy was KevinDDR, if you ban him you ban the tetris block. He's pretty much the only non-Jap who's good at the game.

>>383624369
Dude on the left looks cute... From a distance.

>>383621731
pretty good draugr impression

>>383619852
did he get banned for that video?

>>383621731
>Look at chat on the side
>JOHN
>FUCKING
>NUMBERS

fuck my sides

>>383629161
Wasnt there another non-jap runner?

most of the "normal" people who speedran either don't go to gdq anymore (for pretty obvious reasons) or are too busy with real stuff
past 2014 a lot of the community is total degen now, dont know what happened

>>383626920
Yes and the whole list is a mess.

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>Nonstop MUH TRANNIES shitposting during GDQ threads
>Made more money and got more viewers than any other year
>Consistently the most watched event on Twitch

Why is /v/ so reluctant to accept that the world is progressing and leaving their little hugbox behind?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sAjEGbTLlk

>>383630291
bait

>>383625181
Because they find it fun?

>>383619852
>AGDQ
>Games Done Quick
>Done Quick
>Quick

So I went to check their youtube channel and it's full of 1h + runs.

Is this shit run exclusively by retards or what?

>>383630404
Yeah but like, don't they move onto new stuff?

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>>383625950
The Let's Plays I like to watch are mainly those of terrible games that I want to see, because I find their incompetence and glitches funny, but I wouldn't want to actually play them. Are you saying I should actually play games like Ride to Hell?

>>383630637

Relatively quick.

>>383622104
I'm a literal autist, and even I don't have the patience to do speedrunning.

>>383628090
Just YouTube Logos Jr Halloween bonanza part 1

>>383619852
>I mean people with an ok job and who are mentally sound?
yep

>>383630637
Are these speedruns fast enough?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S36d_ybIsmM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJJCDycAaPI

>>383631241
Because speedrunning is more synonymous with asperger's than vanilla autism. /v/ just parrots whatever Reddit says.

>>383619852

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqLKJ808J4o&t=27s&index=1&list=WL

Short answer? No.

Long answer? ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________no___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

>>383619852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
This video is just what you ordered.

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>>383630331
>>383630331
>i hear no hype
first time i actually push through this video holy shit how have i missed it

>>383631396
Asperger's is actually the type of autism I'm diagnosed with, I just call myself an "autist" on 4chan because it's quicker.

>>383630970
god that game is fucking terrible. Never play it, the lets plays might bait you into thinking it's "so bad it's funny" but it's not funny it's just boring and it never ends

The Diablo 2 guy. His lack of autism meant that /v/irgins didn't get his jokes.

Feasel. I didn't watch this year's trannyfest, but Feasel usually does shit NES games and is pretty entertaining. He's also a research assistant at UNC, working on AI shit.

>>383631372
Those were very cool. Thanks.

And yes, wacky shit like that's what I expect from these events.

>>383623590
because they killed the bonus stream. that's it, really.

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>>383631385

>>383619852
Why the fuck would anyone normal speedrun a game? Speedrunning is max level autism.

>>383626920
I assume there were hundreds of mutant tranny jokes during the Xmen run?

>>383626981
Trannies look disgusting almost every single time unless they have immortality powers and are asian.

>>383631619
It's easy to tell just from seeing the gameplay devolve into just "get headshots on everyone" that Ride to Hell would be awful to actually play. I actually think it's a real shame that the game turned out being so shitty, as it might have been OK if Deep Silver Vienna didn't go bankrupt.

>Autism
>Autism
>Autistic
Literally everything wrong with /v/ started when we changed from faggotry to this. Isn't bitching about autism like the ultimate hypocrisy from how deliberately socially inept and contrarian you people tend to be?

>>383620284
Even with old games. I play it, get a game over, then I move on for the day. Game is over, take a break over a day or two. Don't need to pour dozens of hours every day.

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>>383621614
>>383624615

>>383624369
Was watching this with my glasses off and thought the guy on the left was a cute girl until he opened his mouth.

>>383619852
Clint Stevens is at least self-aware and entertaining.

>>383623590
they always tried to have some etiquette but nobody enforced it or cared. now there is too much money at stake.

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>>383624746
Thank you

Guy who ran Vice City at AGDQ seemed pretty normal barring his required autistic knowledge of speed run tech.

>>383632329
you people? how dare you

Does anyone else find it weird how a lot of speedruns rely on super-precise exploits that are only possible because the developers put the right objects in exactly the right positions?

>>383628892
because twitch is ran by fucking retards that allow booby streamers and cam whores to thrive.

>>383633049

I don't understand what you're getting at.

Once people figure out how to abuse a game's physics, you can nail down theoretical skips relatively easily.

>>383624369
>now

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>>383621731
Get it away.

>>383633049
most game code isn't tightly written enough to prevent all sorts of exploits. with so much potential for these bugs and glitches to be found, it's a virtual certainty that something will be found that can cause you get to the end of the game faster, even if any given trick seems like a one in a million chance to have even been found.

>>383631757
Those can't be done at these events because they are tool-assisted, as in people can't physically do it.

>>383628809
>Zfg

ZFG doesn't have a job. He lives off his mom's income.

>>383629262
>From a distance.
yeah a distance where you're far enough to not see him at all

The answer is yes, but they don't get the world records

>>383620284
Yep. If anything I'm on the opposing spectrum because I have a crippling 10 minutes attention span. I blame technology

>>383623903

t. child

You have no fucking idea what those people do. Even "normies" do weird shit

>>383623607
> This is blatantly against Twitch ToS
> They allow it anyways because it's a girl(male)

>>383633161
What I mean is that a lot of speedrun strats rely on objects in a game being precisely where they are, meaning that those strats would be impossible if the level design was just a little bit different, like an enemy not being in the right position. It almost feels like the developers intentionally set the game up to allow these crazy glitches and exploits that speedrunners do.

>>383621019
See trannies don't understand that if they were attractive then no one would have a problem with it. The only four systems of linear privilege is attractiveness, brains, height and wealth

>>383633049
Tons of games are not run because there is not much available to make them fast.

Sppedrunners spend tons of hours looking for ways to skip certain things even if it just saves a few seconds.
Game devs dont need to polish up the game to a level that prevents people with thousands of hours deliberately trying to break a game from doing so.

If you imply its intentional.or something youre stupid

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>>383630291

>>383621731
He makes me think of those Japanese ghosts with the triangle thing on their head.

>>383633928
>If you imply its intentional.or something youre stupid

I'm not saying that speedun exploits were intended by developers, it just feels that way too me.

>>383625723

>weed kicking in

Lmao muh weed. It's a fuckin mentally unstable freak

>>383631536
Some one should re-edit that down to 1-2 minutes, the end is the best part

>>383630291
>theres like 5 trannies among the ebtire gaming realm
>shoved to forefront for attention and libs to jerk off to their progessivism
>majority still disgusted by their ugliness, low effort, and attention whoring
>dont see this in sports or any oher clique

Yeah the world is sure changing, keep telling yourself that

>>383622186
They all got blown the fuck out by John Numbers at one point or another.
Or they're all attention whores

>>383621614
Trihex is the biggest weeb but he is otherwise normal by speedrunner standards.
ZFG has always sounded normal too me but its hard to tell since he doesnt show too much of his life (which is a positive sign).
Maybe siglemic too. Surely not Caleb, though.

>>383634191
How can it possibly feel that way? The biggest skip is like oots earp to final dungeon which requires all sorts of fuckery that took a bunch of autists to to find 20 years later

Most people are normal, you just ignore them because it's more fun to gossip about the crazy people.

>>383634532
>most people are normal
Not at gdq.

>>383634652
You obviously have never been to one.

>>383623607
Was that another tranny?

>>383634717
I have.

Mayve you think most there are normal because they are like you and you like to think.of yourself as normal. But actually youre one of the freaks

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>>383619852
>tfw speed running will never be this cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TscjsNMvnDg

>>383633827
i take it you have never developed a game / looked at game development or done testing on an alpha / beta version of a game then.

>>383633781
I think they'd just rather avoid controversy of banning a trans lass for harmlessly expressing her sexuality

puwexil runs snes jrpgs and seems like a well adjusted member of society

>>383634885
>fat bearded jorts wearing never showers
>hobbies include: eating, videogames, not showering, watching people play videogames for 5 hours without breaks
no seems perfectly normal to m-wait a minute WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE. You're a dork!

>captcha street sign is for farmers market
well now i want a fresh BLT. that was unexpected.

bubblesdelfuego is streaming if you guys want to go to his channel and ask him about his recent run. i'm curious if he did those things intentionally

>>383634885
Nah I'm pretty sure I'm fine, as are the people I've talked to. Maybe the people speedrunning ancient Nintendo games are freaks but I'd guess that's because they're Nintendo fans and not because they speedrun.

>>383635005
No I haven't.

>>383633394
Perfectly relatable for most people here.

Oatsngoats the world record holder of Super metroid.
Also the most good looking

>>383633827
Video games are very complex, especially 3D platformers with all that geometry. It's almost impossible to iron out every bug. They're definitely not trying to add exploits intentionally.

>>383626920
I didn't think actriser was any good.

>>383632408

... every one of those is a guy, aren't they?

>>383619852
Assuming you are limiting "people who speedrun" to people who reasonably challenge for the top few spots in a given category/game (scaling with how popular that category/game is), no.

>>383624369
It's like if the Blues Brothers dressed in drag.

>>383635551
>not recognizing three of our bois(of the time)
The fuck is wrong with you

>>383635551
Most likely.

you people need Islam

it will come to you in some centuries don't worry

>>383635551
yeah

>>383635485
Actriser was awesome for it's time. The world map/meta town was completely unique

>>383621731
>>383623607
never forget the day that John Numbers killed Cosmo and this horrible creature took his place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX1ccFY6XAs

>>383632354
>dozens of hours every day

>>383635452
>They're definitely not trying to add exploits intentionally.

I know that this stuff is just by coincidence, I just find it interesting how speedruns tend to rely on the coincidences of objects and terrain being exactly the way that they are to allow for glitches and exploits.

>>383635683
Are there any "normal" people who stone infidels?

>>383626920
TURN BASED GAMES FUCKING SUCK FOR SPEEDRUNNING IT IS NOT FUN TO WATCH YOU GO THROUGH MENUS REALLY FAST MOTHEFUCK

>>383635859
>I don't understand causality at all

>>383635819

So much can happen in a few years

>>383635819
What happened to that guy?

>>383626920
Where is Maitre D?

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>>383621019
>Marxists have a generation of young men by the balls with video games and other bread and circus timewasters
>Decide to flood the media that once placated them with this fucking filth

Gee, thanks so much for making me realise I was wasting my life. I guess now I need to stop playing this agenda-pushing crap and actually improve myself.

>>383630291
imagine being this delusional

>>383627807
nah I love you you

>>383623607
>girl gamers are attention who-

>>383626920
Strider (2014). That was at least Good Tier, and I may be biased, but I would put it in Great Tier.

>>383635819
I imagine Narcissa re-watching this every now and then. Feels good.

>>383622218
mirror edge was okay, the jokes kinda overstayed it's welcome past the halfway point of the run

>>383636598
How was catalyst? Waiting to play it myself this week first

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>>383636260
>Gee, thanks
Are you replying to your own insane rambling? Are you implying Marxists control the entertainment industry?

>>383636260
>I got my definition of Marxism from a /pol/ infographic
everytim

>>383636658
It was different compared to the Mirror Edge run, new couch people and some combat sections were required.

>>383619852
The gang from Arcade Pit always struck me as pretty normal as far as e-entertainers go.

>>383635819
Cosmo's days were numbered

>>383636820
I'm thanking them for helping me, how was that hard to understand?
>>383636938
>Le /pol/ boogeyman
Grow up.

>>383627114
38% rate of suicide after transition assuming nobody "notices" or "outs" them as a tranny. 40% if they get "recognized" all the time. These rates are the same before and after transitioning.

For reference, the last time in human history the suicide rate was at 40% for a group of humans was for the Jews under nazi rule. pls no /pol/

>>383623341
Everyone plays videogames. I'm a 23 year old project manager with friends and a girlfriend. Everyone plays videogames, its bigger than the music industry.

>>383625723
319 ain't that bad desu. The streamer I watch all the time averages 5-600 and he's been streaming since justintv

>>383626920
BoTW was the shittiest of the tranny runs.

But yes you are correct.

>>383626920
Titanfall 2 was great

>>383627985
Why shouldn't they?

If they know the risks then allow them to fuck their body.

>been streaming about four or five days a week for 3 months now on my video game playing
>never once gotten a subscriber
I still do all the audience interaction as if I did have one though to keep my practice up

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>>383621019

>>383629262
Why do trannies trigger kids so much these days?

>>383630404
I don't believe it's fun after a certain point, there's gotta be something else a fear to move on or something because it's clearly not normal

>>383637167
>boogeyman
You're a knucklehead.

>>383622104
so working a 9-5, WHICH IS DOING REPETITIVE TASKS MIND YOU, is also autism?

are you saying anon, that 99% of people in the world have autism?

>>383637747
yes, and everybody in the world absolutely loves their job, yeah?
thanks for proving me right

>>383626981
t. tranny fucker desperately trying to justify his actions

>>383621731

John Numbers really fucked that guy, huh?

>>383637747
It's not the same, you don't go to work expecting to break some kind of record and starting over and over again every liitle thing because you messed up a single one.

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>>383635683
i prefer trannies to paedophiles thank you very much

>>383630291
They also gave the money to a liberal organization

>>383637878
Do you think cosmo faps to the thought of John Numbers dominating his bp?

>>383635683
Joke's on you because muslims are completely ok with trannies, as long as they chop their dick off.

>>383619852
I remember watching a Simpsons: Hit and Run speedrun where Chad and and a girl who was both good looking and an actual girl probably were watching. They weren't doing speedrunning, but they were close enough.

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>>383619852
there were but they're likely banned now

a lot of the oldboys are pretty normal.

>>383637972
two sides of the same coin

>>383638198
>tfw /v/ doesn't know about based Uncle Feasel

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>>383625723
>>383627985
holy shit my sides

>>383637498
what games do you stream?

>>383638123
All the good OOT runners are banned.
MM runner will get banned too.

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I remember when this board hated normalfags and embraced being outcasts, weirdos, degenerates, autists, and failures. Now everyone here wishes they were fully functioning normal members of society.

>>383636260
see you tomorrow

>>383630291
/this could be bait and /v/ does indeed believe their far right mindset is the majority, but polls and studies have shown the US moving further left. 17 years ago a question like "do you support gay couples?" Would get a 43 percent yes answer. Today the same Reuters polls finds it to be 63 percent, and every other question.moved closer toward approving, such as approving children born out of wedlock or divorce or casual sex or sex between teens. All have more approval now than 18 years ago. Another favorite misconception on /v/ is that people are against interracial couplings, but that has shown at about 18% actually being opposed

>>383621019
This is actually really cute.

>>383619852
The guys who run Super Metroid always look fairly normal.

>>383638538
>tfw am I fully functioning member of society
>only come here to redpill other anons as to how shit their life is

Someone better stop me

>>383638538
We oldfags grew up. We realized we actually do want gfs and stable jobs and real lives. It'll happen to you too.

>>383635016
>harmlessly
there could be innocents watching

>>383638250
not really, if some dude wants to become a woman then he isnt hurting anyone but himself arguably. a pedo in the other hand is an actual threat.

>>383636820
What /pol/ thinks are marxists (since most of them are all teenagers or very young adults) is actually the result of the counter culture against Bush and the GOP and conservatism in general from the early 2000s. Those people who rebelled against the establishment and all previously mentioned politics are the ones now making these games. What's normal for them is now degenerate to the counter-culture that is /pol/ (and 4chan as a whole now). If someone had told me 10 years ago this site would be up in arms about gays or not being a nationalistic American I would have laughed in their face.

>>383638860
Yo Klaus I'm gonna re-add you back on steam

>>383638092
thats only in iran, which is a minority

>>383636260
Marxism as an ideology is diametrically opposed to that though.

You complaining about "bread and circus" nonsense keeping the general population from realizing they are being exploited is like you are reading straight out of the Communist Manifesto

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>>383638538
speak for yourself faggot
>/v/ is one person

>>383638538
There are more failed normalfags out there than there are people who don't really mind being alone. This is nothing new.

>>383619852
Skybilz is a qtpie who is pretty normal

>>383638883
nice try schlomo

>>383638819
>We grew up
>He's posting on a anime imageboard surrounded by mostly underageb& in a speedrunning thread about people bitching about how well-functioning jocks aren't the ones autistically speed-running games

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>>383638875

Is this why they kill themselves so much? They can't stand to live with having an abomination of a wound?

>>383638860
BANNED

>>383639049

That and they'll end up looking like ugly balding men anyways as they grow older

>>383635245
Get the fuck out of here Bubbles

>>383639049
They kill themselves so much because they are at odds with who they are and who society and their family expect them to be, and how outcast they will be almost everywhere leading to intense depression and eventually suicide.

>>383638970
>>383638883
A lot of people are confused by the term "Cultural Marxism" which has nothing to do with Marxism.

>>383639049
Basically
That dirty stinky hole makes them regret chopping off their functioning organ

>>383639213

I'm sure it has nothing to do with permanently mutilating their bodies and realizing that it wasn't the silver bullet to solve all their problems :^)

>>383639310
Cultural Marxism is a boogeyman taken straight out of the Nazi's "cultural bolshevism" boogeyman.

>>383639345
Actually has little to do with it, most cases that makes them feel more like what they feel mentally. It's mostly the lack of support, societal stigma, constant abuse, and their own mind battling against what they see in the mirror.

>>383619852
MrLlamaSC, d2 speedrunner

Isnt it sexist to reduce what it means to be a woman to wearing revealing clothing and having long hair?

>>383637245
>38% rate of suicide after transition assuming nobody "notices" or "outs" them as a tranny. 40% if they get "recognized" all the time. These rates are the same before and after transitioning.
Do you have a source for this? I don't know much about these things, but those look like some unbelievably extreme numbers for something like suicide rate. If this is true, then why is there even a debate about whether it's an illness or not? The numbers would speak for themselves if they're that high.

>>383623590
It really makes you think what kind of behind the scenes deals are being made. It's a fucking charity. Why else would you implement no fun rules and parade trannies around if it wasn't for some kind of profit?

>>383639410
"Cultural Marxism" is nonsense, but the idea that there are organized groups that want to destroy traditional Western values isn't.

>>383639868
The time honored tradition of feeding the poor into blast furnaces and murdering anyone different.

>>383623590
>>383639852
sponsors don't like 'inappropriate' fun.

>>383621019
CUTE!

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>>383635819
Imagine being cosmo and getting cucked that fucking hard in front of thousands of people while everyone is screaming numbers name. You are so unbelievable outclassed as a human being that you fail the only thing you are good at so unbelievably hard that the time you make it to the second fucking part of the level someone else has beaten the fucking game. It's like a worm trying to comprehend the solar system, a maggot to a god. All the while you have a severe mental illness and imagine that if you were female you could escape this endless ferris wheel of misery and hopelessness. You ruin you fucking mind body and soul, put on make up and where a cheap dress and you look in the fucking mirror and a disgusting three toothed hag stares back at you. A sickly wiry creature, the kind that you'd find in the basement of a mad scientist. Something that exists only to be looked at with pity and disgust, at the end of the day, every time you sleep and every time you indulge yourself in fantasy you eventually come back and realize that that pathetic beast is you. You can never escape it, this is your life.

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>>383621019
remove

The problem with liberals pandering to trannies and other menrally ill people (like those who cry racism or sexism at every turn) is they are assuming these mentally ill people have a solid understandibg if their iwn psychology which they dont.

Instead of getting them help they encourage them to further fuck themselves up just to continue to have something to call themselves a freedom fighter about and feel important since they were born too late for real civil rights movements.

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>>383639974
(((sponsoros)))

also msf imports hundreds of thousands of economic migrant "refugees" per year with the other globalist funded "charities"

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>>383621731

>>383637167
>grow up
>grow
>up

This from the person anonymously posting MUH MARXISTS conspiracy theories on a Nigerian boat enthusiast forum.

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>>383640375
lol

>>383621019
If a straight couple theyd be banned
But they dobt want to be called antitrans for banning freaks. They could curse up a storm, break the tv, go hours over their limit, say "offensive" things abd never be banned.

>>383639945
and America was thriving when the niggers were put in their place

There is nothing wrong with wanting to remove the burdens of a society

>>383640465
Yeah, free labor is pretty sick economically. At least until the 1% decides you're a cunt they don't like and force you to be a slave too. But don't worry, I'm sure being a western-loving white kid will definitely keep people from abusing you if they can get away with it.

>>383628580
>"I never wanted to be a lake, dad! I was born to be an river!"

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>>383640591
>At least until the 1%

oh, you little antifa faggot. I think mommy is calling you for dinner

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So THIS is the power of speedrunning

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>>383640208
THANK CHRIST I muted and ignored SGDQ during the tranny power hours.

>>383621019
Yo, protomagicalgirl did some serious "fuck me" eyes before that kiss. They were ready to get up in that boi pussy.

>>383637747
The difference is they don't do that because they enjoy it like speedrunners but because it is necessary to live

>>383640746
Rich people are not your friends. George Soros hangs out with the Koch Brothers. Rich people only give a fuck about themselves, not some idiot defending their honor on a Malaysian pottery board.

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This is a book and dont you dare call it a human or refer to it as "she"

>>383639945
Humanity needs the rotting flesh cut off before it gets to spread and infect more of the tissue. It's the only way to conserve the societal order.

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>>383640898
>t.

>>383635016
>her

>>383640898
Kill yourself, leftist cuck.

>>383640898
only a problem if you believe in equality

I don't believe in equality, so I'm not buttblasted when I see someone who owns and runs a company be better off than I am

Who was the guy who got banned immediately after his run and posted about how his tag got holepunched on twitter? He said some really mild shit

>>383641790
Was the guy who did the Halo run. Garish, I think.

>>383638250
>comparing trannies to paedophiles
>one only gets turned on by people over the consensual age
>the other gets turned on by kids
stop your meme /pol/ extremism, being a degenerate is not the same as being a fucking paedophile

>>383642129
What did the guy say to get banned?

>>383621019
How is nobody else pointing out the forcefulness of that kiss?

Like, Proto was purposefully forcing that situation to happen on the couch to make a scene.

If a guy had forced his girlfriend to hiss her like that it would be just as valid in here as a cringe clip. It's fucking weird.

>>383642903
Some SJWs would consider this literally rape. But it's okay when a tranny does it.

>>383640465
America was a cultural backwater until the end of World War II.

America's success had everything to do with strong pushes for education, a high tax rate to fund robust public works, and strong union membership and regulation that swelled the middle class.

>>383642467
Too be fair, underage, most people like those under 18 and for most of our history it was fair game to fuck anyone that went through puberty.

>>383619852
Man, back when banter and actual jokes were allowed. What happened /v/?

>>383643508
According to every official definition, you are not a pedo if you want to fuck 14 years olds that are post puberty. Not even today, even though it's against the law.

>>383619852
That video is exceptionally funny because Goose is one of the most autistic speedrunners out there, full on /r/incel tier. He's not cosmo levels of fucked but his delusions of grandeur are hilarious.
Nigga you live with your parents and play a mediocre rare game all day.

>>383643846
You're a pedo if you want prepubescent people. Issue is many people use it for all non adults. My point is past puberty was always allowed, and most countries have limits that are around that time, so it's the West that trying to fuck up nature and paint a group of normal people as neo witches.

why are gta speedrunners so based? like theres not a single one that acts like an autist

>>383643106
That's a stretch, but I suppose stretches are what SJWs are into.

It looks far more like testosterone than it does estrogen, so if she thought it would give her a good image as a successful transperson, she's retarded.

>>383624803
RWhitegoose is a known autist so I wouldn't worry 2much about it.

>>383624803
Imagine you had a timer for how long you've been on 4chan

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>>383644542
yeah.. just imagine...

>>383642718
I don't remember exactly. It was on Twitter and he was basically just agreeing with something somebody else said about GDQ not being fun anymore and being way too run like a business. It wasn't anything bad. It was just the truth.

>>383636260
>Marxism meme

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>>383644767
Jesus Christ, anon, according to RescueTime, you've been here today longer than I've been here all month.

>>383645304
normalfag get out

>>383624803
He explains in the comments that he was just resuming a previous session and didn't bother resetting. Isn't a straight run.