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You are forced to push one button
Pushing several buttons will have no effects and you will still have to push one button
All of these buttons will change videogames
So, /v/?
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>>383590720
red button

sure, monopolies are shitty but the rest of the options are shittier for consumers
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Why's the spelling so garbage?
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Blue, another crash will wave in a new era of great games for my kids.
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Purple. I draw the line at this 4k meme.

Plus limiting games on how well they can look means developers will have to rely on solid gameplay to sell.
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Fifth button, get OP's stinky third world ass off /v/.
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>>383590720
Yellow fellow, that's sure gona improve graphics on every platform
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Red:
Monopolies are bad for everyone, and there's no guarantee of the quality of their products.
Orange:
Anti consumer, anti developer, generally everyone loses.
Blue and purple:
Both great options. Embracing limitations is bound to usher a new golden era of creativity.
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Do a 360 and walk away
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Red is horrible, would never press it. Blue is also bad, as there are many good games that could never be made with an indie-tier budget. Orange wouldn't affect me as idort, but it would be really shitty for majority.

So I'd probably press purple. As it stands, we are already there where we need to be in regards of resolution and even the worst-looking games nowaday are good enough. And if devs couldn't compete with eye candy, they would have to focus on other selling points, which would actually be a good thing.
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Blue. Fucking normies need to be purged so we can get good games again.
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orange, if you're not a poorfag it barely affects you
red and blue will kill video games
purple will heavily cripple them
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>>383592129
Indie games are fucking trash, enjoy never playing anything good in your lifetime ever again
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>>383591901
Purple is literally the worst option. It affects the advancement of all technology, not just video games.
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>>383592223
>what is Undertale
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>>383592223
what's your top 3, fuckboy.
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>>383590720
I'll take the box
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>>383592223
Not all indie games are pixel art RPG maker crap. It just means they don't have a publisher. Star Citizen and Kingdom Come are just 2 of many big indie titles
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>>383592438
I can tell you that they're not indie games
fucking reactionary retards like you see all the AAA domination and think that the only natural response is to go all the way in the other direction and turn every game into a pixelized garage game because somehow that's equivalent to all the mid-sized studios that made all the classic titles everyone loves
>>383592631
considering star citizen is among the top 5 most expensive games ever I doubt that was the idea
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>>383591414
the tripfag speaks truth, gayfix will no longer be the thing that pushes shitty games, they'll have to find new ways to market their game, this means better gameplay/music/story, etc it's a win-win for anyone that like vidya for you know gameplay.

we're getting real fucking close to the point where everything is diminishing returns and it will only cost more time, money and effort to keeping pushing the graphics bar higher. the more invested, the more important it becomes that the game HAS to succeed by any means possible.
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>>383592983
I know this is a vidya discussion but hardware isn't just meant for gaming. Halt hardware advancement and you halt the entire technological and scientific advancement of our society. Not a good idea.

>>383592919
Are you talking about AAA or indie though? Cause they can both be the same thing. Indie games are not necessarily small games. And there is no such thing as an "indie budget"
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>>383590720
Blue. Burn it all to the ground and regrow the forest to be even stronger than before.
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>>383590720
Purple in a heartbeat. We started getting diminishing returns ages ago; it's time game developers focused on something other than graphics
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>>383590720
i press /v/ button

hateing games is best way to live
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blue

purple is the worst
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>>383591414
>>383592983
It's not graphical horsepower they need to focus on in the fufure, we have enough of that.
It's CPU performance that needs to be improved. Gameplay is still very last gen because CPU's haven't improved much at all in years. The reason why consoles still run games like ass is because they run on notebook-tier CPU's. If devs want to start creating games with better physics and AI simulation CPU power has to get stronger.
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Purple cause I don't plan on buying any new games anyways
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ORDER UP
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Purple if it only affects vidya exclusively.


Otherwise if it affects all technology which would be disastrous, then probably orange.
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>>383594809

Root Beer my dude. It's also one of my favorite sodas.
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>>383594809
ROOT BEEEEER
grape soda is a close second
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>>383594809
Cherry Soda and live like Gladstone Gander
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>>383590720
From a purely gaming standpoint, purple. Performance may have a theoretical cap, but future PCs will be able to do the same with less, leading to lower prices. Gaming sucks for me ATM because I can't run GTAV and play with my friends (not poor, just laptop user), so allowing people with shitty PC to eventually catch up would be nice. Lots of the game graphics look just the right amount of real to know "this isn't real" but still look good.

Device would also focus on gameplay > graphics. I think a lot of games like the BF1 spent too much time looking good and too little on concept/gameplay
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>>383594473
Fucking this.
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I press whichever button permanently kills video games.
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>>383595326
An asshole?
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>>383594809
Cherry soda, obviously
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>>383595518
>live off of winning every other lottery
>cuck anons out of steam sale rolls
>trips and quads for days
>win tons of tf2 raffles
>find two dollarydoos in your pants pocket every single time you wear it
>if someone shoots you your luck would just make the bullet crawl back into the barrel
It's way better living as a rich asshole than a poor one
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>>383596256
Sure, but just look at this cunt
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>>383590720
Luckily indie means independent so indie-tier budget is meaningless because technically a billionaire could make his own game
Outskilled gg no re OP
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>>383596554
Red
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>>383596554
>forever
I get to be immortal AND cute? Easy choice anon
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>>383596554
Green a thousand times
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>>383594809
>>383595038
I was leaning towards ginger ale for dat immunity (make big bucks cleaning up chernobyl/fukashima, etc.) but based sakuya poster reminded me what's really good, besides barqs is my favorite soda
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>>383596554
>Red
use part of the $1 trillion to become the cute girl anyway.
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>>383596449
>looks smug as all hell because he KNOWS he's getting more money and pussy than you without even breaking a single sweat
Pretty good life. Only bad thing is that no adventures around the world searching for long-lost treasures with cute nephews or making it from zero to richest duck in the world, but there were no choice for that in the pic
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>>383590720
Why the fuck would ANYONE pick purple
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>>383590720
>Red
Monopolies. The kind of people who pick this have more population in 1939 than in 1944.
>Orange
Not the worst I guess. At least people have choices.
>Blue
Less choices for the people than orange.
>Pink
This one is the best. Nobody cares about graphic.
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>>383594809
Root beer or ramune
I can't decide
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>>383596449
That's the face you'd make if you had a corkscrew rape dick
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>>383590720
Push all 4 at the same time
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>red button
doesn't seem bad if each first party dev have freedom
>yellow
don't see the bad part of this
>blue
good? not like they release anything good and indies are just like AAA games nowdays , 1 worth playing every 5 years
>purple
how is this bad? graphics hardly look different from 2005 , maybe that will force developers to focus on gameplay mechanics and not on shit graphics
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Purple is the only choice.

Without easily marketable buzzwords and flashy graphics, devs will have to, surprisingly enough, make games with some substance to them and market it based off of that. Supply for the higher end coputer parts that we have today will increase, seeing as there won't be any new developments to be made, so everyone will be stuck at a pretty comfortable hardware plateau.

Literally no drawbacks.
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I love cyoas
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>>383597282
Open the box
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>>383597282
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>>383597517
You got 19 more minutes, settle down.
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>>383597282
I'm gonna go ahead and get me some CUH-RAZY
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>>383597639
THE THREAD WILL DIE OPEN IT
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>>383597678
Good taste.

>>383597628
>>383597713

You don't want to know what happens when you open the box early.
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>>383594809
ZA ROOTBEER
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>>383592376
i knew this answer was coming and it doesn't help your case at all
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>>383590720
Let's see.
Orange is disasterously shit
Purple would wreck all the sim games I play, since they honestly need CPU that's more powerful than what's available today
Red is bad because a monopoly tends to ruin everything

Suppose I gotta go Blue
I mean indie isn't necessarily the best but it's tolerable, and presumably games that already exist will continue to do so.
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>>383590720
I push red first then the rest making the buttons have no effect.
>>383590842
If monopolies are shit then what's wrong with orange? It's anti-monopoly.
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>>383594809
Cherry. I'm already pretty damn lucky, so let's double up on luck and see what happens.
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>>383597954
>Purple would wreck all the sim games I play, since they honestly need CPU that's more powerful than what's available today
>So instead I'll pick blue so every game has an indie budget

????
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>all those people arguing for purple
what
processing power is still massively increasing and we can't even fathom the tech that's still to come
And you guys want to limit us to the shit-tier tech we currently have for all eternity
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>>383590720
Literally the only correct answer is orange. Anyone who picks red is a fucking retard.
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>>383598149
this would make for a good story
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>>383598149
>not wanting to live in the 2017 equivalent of the Fallout universe

What are you, gay?
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>>383598081
Indie budgets can very easily make CPU hogs.
Hell, it's easier to make a CPU hog than it is to make an optimised product.
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>>383590720
Yellow/orange/wtfever that color is.

Developers would start to focus on the unique benefits each console provides: ie. PS4 and XBO BTFO as they are proven to be the twins they are. PC games see new heights. Switch games take advantage of local multiplayer bringing a new era of gaming with friends, and as a owner of PC/PS4/Switch, I get to play 75% of all games anyway.
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>>383598216
>2378
>half of humanity has migrated their consciousnesses to the CyberSpace
>to play AC 54 you still have to sit down in front of a desktop, though
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>>383594809
hol up this doesn't seem like video games
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>>383598270
>Developers would start to focus on the unique benefits each console provides
Being scaled down hardware in a little plastic box being kept alive by lots of marketing?
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>>383598335
How did we develop the CyberSpace if hardware developments have stagnated to shit?
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>>383590720
>no mystery box

BORING
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>>383598467
You see the shit hardware is only limited to vidya
The rest of the world is running on Quanterino-tunneling
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>>383596554
Guess I'm forced to pick the USD.

I want neither, because anti-masculine losers are a scourge on mankind, and the federal reserve is a scourge on mankind as well, but the federal reserve is the lesser scourge.

Unless there is some way to be a confident masculine alpha while also being a cute girl, but I don't see any way that could be possible.
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>>383598594
t. faggot in the closet
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>>383597282
>buy money shooter
>infinite ammo
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>>383598660
Perhaps, but I am a masculine faggot.
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>>383590720
Blue
>>383594809
Cherry Soda
>>383596554
Green
>>383597282
Infinite Bandana
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>>383590720

Blue.

I can live with Umihara Kawase/Yume Nikki-tier games for the rest of my days. Besides, nowadays "indie tier" could easily emulate PS1/N64 style 3D games and that too is fine by me. Fuck exorbitant budgets, it's getting harder to trust big name devs to spend that kind of money tastefully.
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Purple, fuck graphicfags and the current state of the industry based around them
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Mash blue and save gaming
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>>383590720
Purple, easily. This gay ass 4K meme isn't what makes games good.
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>>383598594
So all girls should be masculine too?
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>>383597282
>>383597517
>>383597628
>>383597713

Time to open the box.

Will you choose happiness? Or proceed further and accept PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
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>>383598860

Graphicfaggotry has always been a thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI3rO3PbYOo
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>>383597282
Why does it work with a gun but not with a wallet that makes no sense
Please explain
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>>383599290
WHATSINTHEBOX
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>>383599290
Genie
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>>383599290
>another box
Goddamnit anon that noclip is really good but I'm so curious.
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>>383598594
>Unless there is some way to be a confident masculine alpha while also being a cute girl, but I don't see any way that could be possible.

Not with that attitude you can.
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>>383599287
Purple. I only play indieshit anymore so as far as I'm concerned the ""industry"" can crash and burn for all I care. Getting some more Mega Man is just the cherry on top.
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>>383599287
Grey button.
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>>383599436
>>383599506
>>383599519
Please wait the additional six minuets.
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>>383599290
I'm still gonna keep my CUH-RAZY, thanks.
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>>383599287
>produces all the games everyone wants

That's broad enough to be worth it. Red.
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Choose wisely
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>>383599797
Green
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>>383599797
Green, easy.
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>>383599797

>EE&E

Hitting the fuck out of that red button.
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>>383594809
Root beer is the patricians choice
>Mess around with anyone
>Take whatever you want and people can't stop you
Kill anyone you please
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>>383599287
Red seems to have 0 drawback.

Orange wouldn't have been bad but somehow the one who made this realized Sony and Microsoft IP's aren't worth anything and added third party support drawback to make up for it.
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>>383599290
noclip all day baybee

fuck the box
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>>383599797
Red
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>>383599797
>erasing Classic Disney
Green af
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>>383599436
>>383599506
>>383599519

Good luck, Hero.
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>>383599797
you can't kill classic disney, gonna have to be green
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>>383600127
>>383600154
>kill classic disney
>suddenly there's no more copyright lobbyists

It's for the best, anons
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>>383590720
Orange.
>Nintendo shit console just gets emulated
>Xbox exclusives go to W10 a year later
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>>383599290
Can I pick shit up and carry it around with noclip? If so, fuck it, noclip it is

midna waifu is tempting though
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>>383590720

Purple hard, I'm sick of the "hurr muh grafix" era that we've been somewhat stuck in.

Let devs get better at working with hardware limitations, thats how we'll get god tier games akin to the SNES/Genesis/Neo Geo/Turbo Grafix age again.

At the rate graphical power is improving consoles are just going to be half step jumps like PS4 Pro, fuck that, just work with the same hardware and invest resources into better parts of game development
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>>383597282
>>383599290
>>383600147
CUH-RAZY is the best one here
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>>383600147
I can at least get a harem right?
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>>383600359
Sure.

I mean, you're life is a jrpg now, just grind that charisma stat
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>>383600147
do you get any additional powers like level-up, stat allocation or basic jrpg interface?
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>>383599287

Orange. I'll miss the good Sony IPs but otherwise it's less shitty than the others.
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>>383590720
Purple because the best graphics on PC these days is already pretty damn good.

This way maybe consoles can catch up and not provide a choppy 26 fps experience.
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>>383600147
Best box
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>>383600353
Agreed. You could even get rich by filming your CUH-RAZY stunts and putting it on youtube to get that normie-fuelled ad revenue.
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>>383590720
None of that makes videogames any better so fuck off
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>>383600359
Yeah, but you're stuck on an island full of other monster girls. Pick two
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>>383590720
Purple

Actual hardware is good enough, fuck off PCfags
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>>383599290
I was leaning to the the cuhrazy, but a shapeshifting waifu? sold, I live alone so who gives a shit if they can't see her anyways.

it just makes it easier to hide my powerlevel
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>>383600646
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>>383596554
Green obviously, since getting red would instantly tank the economy and make me a target
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>>383599678
>>383600353
>>383600604
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>>383600147
I can do cliche. It may not be fun, but it's gonna be predictable, doable and piss-easy after grinding all the side quests.
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>>383600904
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>>383590720
red because monopolies are illegal, so it would be broken up
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>>383600990
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>>383601086
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>>383590720
To stand athwart history, yelling PURPLE!
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>>383601271

And that's all, folks. Hopefully there's a girl out there you can love.
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>>383590720
Orange if you're not a retard. It promotes competition when you have to collect an audience on your games alone. This would end up producing better games.
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>>383601271
how autistic do you have to be to make something like this
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FUCK THAT WAIFU SHIT, TIME FOR MAXIMUM AESTHETIC CYOA
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>>383601363
Just give me your best shortstack and I'll make due.
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Blue button
I basically only play small dev games anymore anyway
Plus, indie budgets can be fuckhuge
See: broken age
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>>383594809
If I sleep in stopped time for Six Hours will I wake up at the same time?
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>>383600809
BROWN
Gimme those brown sluts
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>>383594809
Lemon lime. The skills you could pick up would allow you to become efficient in many fields.
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>>383597282
Dagger of Time
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>>383600728
Baphomet page 1
Chochin page 1
Dwarf Engineer page 2
Fiary Tricksters page 3
Gazer page 3
Goblin Brawler page 3
Hobgoblin Mobster page 3
Leanan Sidhe Muse page 4
Mandrake page 5
Mouse Thief page 5
Pixie (Yo Buddy) page 6
Witch Adept page 8

or any slime you can make it take the shape you want
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>>383601491
Doom + Winamp is the best combo.
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>>383601507
shit, messed the quote, see >>383601954
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>>383601491
Netscape and DOSprompt DIR
Former will end up giving me fuckboats of knowledge for jack shit
with the latter I'll BECOME A SUPER DETECTIVE and find out where Jimmy Hoffa's body REALLY is
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>>383601491
Corel Draw to create my waifu and Netscape
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>>383601491
Corel Draw and Netscape for unlimited harem and nearly infinite "knowledge".
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>>383599287
Red. I'm not buying a single nintendo console ever again
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>>383600809

Brown is only good as long as it is someting special.
Pale it is.
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>>383590720
yellow and purple
this is a couple, not several
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Post more CYOA or show me where to find other ones.
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>>383592223
Off yourself buddy. The only thing you do is play cod. And im pretty sure your K/D is shit...
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>>383602491
The good ones are on /tg/, but are tl;dr for this thread.

Have these ones.
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>>383602491
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>>383594809
Have some food with that drink
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>>383602794
>Pokeball
Make it a COMP and you would have me set. otherwise, Portal Gun
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>>383594809
more food
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>>383594809
I was going to say lemon and lime, then i saw the descriptions

lemon and lime, obviously
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>>383597282
dagger
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>>383603065
Pasta and then never wake up again.
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>>383603332
You get two other slices tho
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>>383602634
How do I know that people won't pay me in company for chocotacos and thus voiding the power? Does lifetime mean infinite?
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>>383603392
I'll decide on the rest once I get bored of being God
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>>383603065
>Literally eat nothing but pasta
>Already do this on a nightly basis
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>>383601954
Most of these aren't even shortstacks
So, Gazer and HobGob
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>>383603065
Supreme, hawaiian and soda.
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>>383603065
SUPREME
VEGETARIAN
SODA
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>>383596554
Red
>>383597282
Infinite Bandana
>>383594809
Root Beer
>>383603065
Pepperoni, Big Cheese, Soda
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>>383600809
>like brown skin because it seems more exotic
>it becoming the norm would lessen this effect so I don't want to pick brown
>if I pick pale though brown skin won't exist at all
Holy fuck this is a rough choice. Might lean towards brown.
>>
. >>383600809
already have a mousey brown girlfriend so don't care to press either.
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>>383596852
>t. colorblind
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>>383602794
Give me that fucking Lantern Ring
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>>383602794
>The One Ring
>you can use it without having to worry about Sauron

so it's not the one ring, it literally does not have the power of Sauron, so it's just The Ring of Gyges, why bother even putting "the one ring" up there.
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>>383600809
I like how nobody realizes this is a trap

>Everyone becomes an anime girl (Brown or white doesnt matter)
>Racial and gender diversity fades and all anime girls get along with world peace.
>Except you, the only male realistic human on the planet, which would be seen as a freak, and put under scientific study because you are essentially an alien and a threat to their form of lifestyle.
>Anime girls dont breed nor need to breed, ergo you've doomed the human race the moment you die. Good job asshole.
>>
Purple

It's about time we stop focusing on grafix whoring and instead on actual gameplay
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>>383604528
>Anime girls dont breed nor need to breed
Whoa there, who said anything about that?
>>
>>383603065
Big cheese
Vegetarian
Soda
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>>383604716
They are fictional 2D figmentations. Do the math genius. And you're assuming they'd even WANT o breed with a dimensionalized monster like you.
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>>383604528
>>383604716
Hold on, even if they do need to breed, it's still a doomed timeline. You are only one man, no matter how many anime girls you seed, the children will have half of your genes, thus making every child coming in the third generation and onwards a literal retard. You'd kill humanity just with your genes.
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>>383590720
Red going to be utterly shit due to no opposition and drive to improve themself to be better in order to survive.
Orange is still shit, even though it's arguably better than red, it's not so pro-consumer and developer will strungle to reach their milestone because userbase will have more restrictive lineup menu.
Blue is the best only if vidya industry will rose from complete zero instead of "forcing" it in crashing position forever because monkey paw. I'd take zero reset anyday, not only revitalize industry stance, it will also make most core dev to be geek or hobbyist rather than businessman or conman.

Purple will stagnant current gen, but doesn't mean it will stop the race. When hardware stop evolving, they'll shift to software side thus mean more optimized engine and tools, making engine to be more efficient and easier to be used by devs. Doesn't necessarily kill graphic-pandering trend.
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TIME TO BE COWBOYS
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>>383604836
If they remain 2D augmentations then they don't exist in physical space, meaning you become the last person to exist.
As the person who made the image, let's just say they're 3D humans who vaguely remind you of anime girls in a way that can't be described, and are fully willing to interact with you to prevent that dystopic future from occurring.
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>>383602794
>lightsaber

What a useless fucking option

What are going to do with a fucking lightsaber? It's the same with all these retarded pick 1 options. Hurr you get the ultimate weapon and can be a total badass well guess what you won't feel so cool once you get a 7.62 right between the eyes because a SWAT team was called upon hearing about some virgin loser was swinging a real laser sword in public
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>>383605097
This shit is stupid.

Be a cowboy, Screw all the helpers, Don't need them dragging me down.
Take Egyptian tome.
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>>383603065
>Supreme
>Big Cheese
>Pasta
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>>383605420
>s the person who made the image, let's just say they're 3D humans who vaguely remind you of anime girls in a way that can't be described, and are fully willing to interact with you to prevent that dystopic future from occurring.

Then they aren't anime girls genius.
>>
>press orange
>nothing changes
Great fucking thread OP
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>>383605097
Be cowboy
Mikey and Cornelius and train myself as a katana-wielding gunslinger with a weeb melee fighter and a good shotgunner in my party
Then it's egyptian magic tome for necromancer fuckery
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>>383605528
Just for you anon :)
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>>383605834
Based black button/spoiler]
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>>383605097
Honestly, being a cowboy and having jolly adventures with Cornelious and Mikey is something I wanna read/watch/play.
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>>383605834
>Vaguely reminds you of an anime girl

Thats subjective as fuck. Queen latifa reminds me of an anime girl because of her bulbous figure, does this suddenly make everyone Queen Latifa?
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>>383605834
Black button
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>>383605097
Cornelius can handle my shotgun if he wants
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>>383606280
correct, will you push it now?
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>>383600359
No, heroes have to be virgins anon
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>>383605097
anime girl
Cornelius and Mikey
Samurai bird

Now give me Nichijou animation and two seasons
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>>383605834
I pick at random then finally work up the courage to kill myself while leaving a death note that says "fuck you world"
and doom the entire human race to extinction in roughly 80 years
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>>383606694
>he doesn't want to have a harem of brown sluts for decades until he dies
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>>383606829
You're implying they want anything to do with your ass.
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>>383606829
>not wanting to become famous as potentially the last hope for humanity and then stripping it away from the entire world
though an alternative to killing yourself would be to preform some form of castration on yourself then you would get to see the hope drain from the entire world as they realise that humanity is doomed to be extinct once the sperm banks run out
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>>383590720
orange, I hate monopolies but I still want to see high budget games
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>>383607165
>last hope
Not unless they can convert your genes into different men.
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>>383605097
>cowboy
>physically and verbally abuse the fuck out of Emma and flatty mcworthless
>the bird and if he finds his waifu I would damned well try to ruin it for him so he commits sudoku
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>>383590720
Consumer wise:
Red is shit, monopolies fuck you over unless you agree 100% with their terms and changes.

Yellow is ok, just pick the best/your favorite console available.

Blue is shit, you are going back instead of forward. Yes, there are good shit-looking games but, with time, this might get video games extinct.

Purple is like blue but better. It sounds ok until you realize we're not even half way there, technological speaking.

I'll go with purple IF we were in an era where the VR technology was flawless. But even then, you'll eventually want more.

As of now, I'll press yellow.
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>>383607121
Anything else you want to be edited in to make it more wish-fulfilling?
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>>383596554
Green.
When the Jews learn i have that much capital they will want me to invest and i CBA spending my life making sure the economy stays afloat while on the phone to bankers for the duration of it.
Preferably no button though.
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>>383607746
add all children you sire will be born as anime looking females as well.
that way the worlds women won't fuck off and ignore you 16 years after a few males are born are born
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>>383597282
Mystery Box! Open that fucker
>>
Purple, no question.

I have as much fun playing PS2 games as I do playing high end PC games. Sure new tech is always cool and exciting, but sometimes having limitations fosters creativity.
Obviously games can get better with an extra ten years of tech advancement (compare an open world game from 10 years ago to today, there's no comparison, today's tech can do a shit load of cool stuff to add details to an open world) so I'm sure in ten years time today's "amazing" games will look limited, but honestly I feel like we're at least at a level that, if all future development stopped we'd still have the potential to make some great games. We're not limited by memory limitation any more, so devs don't have to cram a whole game into a DVD.
I'm also kinda tired of having to buy a new console/update a PC every few years just to play games.

I don't know, there's probably a ton of shit I'm overlooking, but personally Purple doesn't really sound like such a bad deal.
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>>383590720
>make everything FUCKING easy as shit to pirate
or
>made everything really fucking annoying to pirate
or
>lel crashs
or
>completely decimate human advancement

gee what a hard choice
>>
>>383590720

>25% Microsoft
>25% PC

yea nice try, Gates
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>>383590720

>'establishs'
>'exeptions'
>stenciled-in 25%
>'videogame'
>'all what is left'
>'hardware stops to improve'
>missing punctuation everywhere

Going to be honest and sincere here; not trolling, not trying to make a huehuefunny. Why wouldn't you at least run this through some kind of spell-checker or grammar check before making it and posting it here? I'm actually asking. The fact that you had to go back and make changes like shoving in the 25% and blotting out a word shows you actually noticed there were some errors, but instead of just taking 5 minutes in MS paint to redo the textbox, you just slapped on a quick patch, ignored the other errors, and posted it.

I'm directly asking why you would post this here. Yeah I see you got 220 replies, thread success, congratulations, but do you just not care? Are you honestly expecting me to come into a thread with that image as your intro and spend time and effort discussing it, when you clearly spent no time or effort making it?

I am genuinely confused and mildly upset by that image and the number of replies in this thread. We don't need to go apeshit with proper spelling on a Taiwanese Baking website, but goddamn man, the amount of not-fucking-caring that image shows is astounding.
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>>383590720
Exclusives without doubt. It means no shitty consoleports and catering to casuals on PC.
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>>383609572
He got the answers because of the grammar mistakes. I made a thread with pic related twice, once saying "CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER" and got 20 replies before it died, and once with you're and got 300 replies before pruning.

Or because people aren't as autistic as you.
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>>383608021
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>>383597282
>Jacking off with snake's bandana
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>>383610095
Pale, but only on the condition that half of them have elf ears.
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>>383590720
Exclusives is, by far, the best option.
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>>383590720
Purple, hardware limitation incentivizes creativity.

>>383594809
Lemon-lime, I have an awful memory. Perfect memory sounds awesome even if the other powers could be cooler

>>383596554
Green, I don't need all that money.

>>383597282
I can kill people and get to keep the sands even after rewinding? Dagger easy choice

>>383599287
red

>>383599797
green

>>383600809
black
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>>383596554
>obtain 1 trillion dollars
>fund a pmc to hunt down and eradicate cute immortal girls
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>>383597282
Augmentation probably. I can live a relatively normal life while being fucking awesome.
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>>383610974
Hey, you asked for this
>>
>people picking blue
>when they weren't around for the first which was only in America
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>>383610570
>pick the way you die
In the middle of a giant orgy
>University
>WIFI
>Wish
Anime is real
>Island
>Minds
Fucking lightspeed would kill anyone if you accelerated to that speed.
>100,000
>BF
>Free gas
>Ninja
>Continue
>Future
I can already read minds what the hell.
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>>383610570
year
stadium
wifi
wish
island
minds
gift cards
friends
car
ninja
if restart works basically like savescumming, restart, otherwise continue
fame and wealth
future, but only if i can see the different branching outcomes of time and my decision making
>>
If I had to choose, it'd have to be purple.

Hardware limitations would force developers to try new things and be a little more adventurous to keep making sales once they can't rely on being the prettiest shiniest new AAA on the market.
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>>383594809
>tfw you already have the effects of club soda
Root Beer hands down
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>>383594809
Cola is only choice. Not slowing down and eventually having to throw 1/3 of the day away is best.
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>>383599287
>Black
>They will announce it to be never released
>Live forever and a week
Alternatively
>Try to control Valve
>Force to halt the development of HL3
>Live forever
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>>383594809
root beer
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>>383590720
Purple. I'm okay with not having to upgrade my PC every 10 years.
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>>383599290
Nocli[
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>>383596554
1 trillion dollars
Seriously, you could live the rest of your life on that cash, hell your family would live off of it for generations if not centuries off of that money provided the economy doesn't collapse.
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>>383597282
Consume
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>>383596820
Because not everyone was born in this millennium? Fuck off.
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>>383590720
The only good choice is blue. The rest are garbage.
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>>383604528
>and put under scientific study because you are essentially an alien and a threat to their form of lifestyle.
yeah, right. For 2D to capture 3D is almost as for us to capture 4D alien
duh
>>
Purple a million times.

I'd rather have good gameplay and good design over a rushed out the door project because the devs spent a year making/figuring out a new engine/source code instead of actually building the game.. BUT HEY IT LOOKS NICE RIGHT?
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>>383599797
Both. Only Seth McFarlane makes good cartoons.
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>>383600147
I'll travel the world from farm to farm, bashing the fuck out of chickens till I'm level 99. Not taking any chances.
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>>383594809
I'll take the Cola
I can spend all my time doing something and wasting only 8 hours a month is better than anything else
If I've got more endurance then my body can physically benefit from that, though not to the extent of the other drinks
I can study longer, work out longer, play games for longer
Though if I could mix drinks that'd be cool something like Ginger Cola or Ginger Cherry Cola, because those would taste good

Orange soda feels like cheating, lemon-line would be beneficial but if ginger ale is what it says then peak (mental) health would mean I'd have a much better time with memories
Usually something to do with B12... I've got this shit thought out, I'll be the greatest fitness instructor ever
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>>383594809
Root Beer. Time manipulation is OP as fuck.
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>>383609949
Nigga theirs literally no reason not to choose black knight besides color preference.
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>>383596554
>can't be a cute futa girl
Red it is then.
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>>383613374
>Not picking a girl from Futabu
What a shame.
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>>383613301
Actually one anon threw all of them into a number generator, and green was the strongest relatively. He had the best chances to win some that others easily died to, and is a hard counter to many. But I agree on Guts being the best.
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>>383591414
>tripfag things his opinion holds any value
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Purple. I can still enjoy games from several decades ago, on really old hardware, and unless you're a fucking nerd with lots of time you won't manage to get the juice out of every single retro game worth a shit. Hardware stopping improvement only means that games would still come out, all sorts of games could exploit the hardware because there's no end to it, people would figure out how to optimize shit and the focus would be always on software. Always.

Really, perhaps my favorite console of all time is the DS and that thing was much more enjoyable than anything else at the time -at home-. And it was really underpowered, it barely did 3D well. Xbox One X and the PS4 Pro are perfectly capable of many things, it's just crappy optimization and always the "potential" to build something better and be able to sell it to people who want higher framerates that's dragging shit down.
>>
>>383614182
All of those are pig disgusting and the artist needs to learn anatomy
>>
>>383614182
All of the above
>>
>>383613903
Style

>>383614182
H
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>>383614242
>t.roastie
>>
>>383614182

B or F plz.
>>
>>383591351
They're all going to be indie pixel art cancer, faggot. Wrong choice.
>>
>>383614182
Either A or B
J and C is also good
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>>383614182
AFK
F
K
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>>383592919
I like how you stated "indies are garbage" and are using a strawman to depict the ones you are arguing against you as people who think only indies are good

you'd make a career in politics
>>
>>383614436
I'll gladly take Owlboy Cave story and Undertale over any 8th generation AAA garbage sony churns out.
>>
>>383614562
ASL?
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>>383614590
people who would be happy with all games except indies being gone for all of their life probably think only indies are good
>>
>>383614436
>What is Divinity: OS
>What is Orange Juice
>What is Wayfoward
>What is Almost every Nip Indie title
>>
>>383598220
That sounds horrifying. 2017 culture is normies with their faces glued to their iphones. It's not charming like 50s culture.
>>
Purple, as long as it means that consoles actually fucking catch up and abandon the 4K meme dream.
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>>383614823
You give him shit for choosing "pixel shit" and your counter is Orange juice? Fucking seriously?

Transistor, Bastion, Owlboy, Darkest Dungeon, Skullgirls, Grimrock, Jotun, Sundered, Rogue legacy, Gunpoint, Master spy

And you choose the worst possible choices outside WF.
>>
Orange
>>
>>383615053
Leather Coat of Squatting
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>>383615065
Yellow. The others would drive the mind mad. Yellow is a simple "Oh cool. Not like i'll ever meet them"
>>
>>383615094
I'm just throwing a few off the top of my head
Throw E.Y.E. and Brigador in there too
>>
>>383615053
QUESTION MARK
>>
>>383590720
>Pink
Monopolies are never good
>Yellow
Could be cool, but also risky
>Green
Crash is never good. We've been over this.
>Blue
Hardware improvising doesnt affect game fidelity. don[t be a moron.
>>
>>383591886
but then you would walk towards it
>>
>>383615065
red one - what the fuck is down in the ocean
>>
>>383615383
They're not supposed to be good things you fucking idiot, they're supposed to be bad. That's why you're forced to choose one. Jesus Christ.
>>
>>383615763
Thats purple, not red anon.
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>>383603065
Supreme, Vegetarian, Cheesecake
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>>383615945
>No SGT. Scuttles
No deal.
>>
>>383605097
Cowboy
Flatty and Ice Cream Seller
Mikotonoshiroitori
>>
>>383615945
B.E.S.S.
The Ket
Prof. Langford

gonna fuck up some monster minds
>>
>>383606382
is this lewd? if so, sauce please
>>
>>383590720
Red of course
>>
>>383616475
It's not.
>>
>>383616475
A. its not.
B. its a brown edit by /e/
>>
>>383616718
>>383616597
fug
>>
>>383615065
Give me a quick rundown on sense of shear.
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>>383615945
>hes seen some **** tbqh
>hes
isnt pusheen a girl tho
>>
>>383616905
Girl (male)
>>
Tempted to say purple to stop the focus on having the best graphics. Focusing so much time and money on presentation has been stagnating vidya for too long. It would be a shame if that stopped some great new tech shaking gaming up, like how people are suggesting VR might.

A crash might be nice, but not if it takes that long to recover from. Probably have to go for the perfect monopoly, as long as it is perfect and doesn't become like Valve with Steam.
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>>383594809
I want a root beer with gingerale combo so I can truly become ZA WARUDO
>>
>>383615053
As much as the coat seems good, right now I want the beret.
>>
>>383615945
>Bear bros
>Spooky
>2pen
IT AINT ME
>>
>>383596820
because muh graphics is a meme and all of the other options are shit
>>
>>383590720
Purple
>>383594809
Cherry soda, would have chosen root beer if it included the ability to reset to the morning.
>>383596554
Red
>>
>>383597282
Dagger
>>
>>383616718
post the original
>>
>>383599287
Blue button for the greater good of the industry. Killing Sony as a platform is a suitable sacrifice if it means shitty artsy non-games will finally be put to an end
>>
>>383599290
>the power to control all life vs. ultimate happiness in the form of true love
>some other shit
>obvious box jape

shit I guess I'll go with waifu
>>
>>383616864
Rocks get hot
Rocks get squeezed
Squeezing isn't totally even
Rocks get stretched and distorted
Sense of shear tells you what direction the rock was sheared since it often isn't obvious
>>
>>383620164
>pick argument genie
>know just what to say to BTFO anyone
>sperg out and fuck it up when actually saying it
>>
>>383590720
Purple
>>
>>383590720
>purple will have consequences outside of video games
>orange is fucking stupid and would probably kill consoles on its own
>red has a million chances to backfire
blue it is i guess.
>>
>>383596554
>people will actually, ACTUALLY, press the red button in the year 2017
>>
>>383597282
Dagger, then rewind before you chose, then get more daggers and snag the rest of the bonuses while you're at it.
>>
>>383620581
Sorry i'm not a sexually confused teenager who doesn't seem to know who he is. Monsy is eternal, and i'd rather be a rich and powerful man than a cute broke anime girl living on ramen cups
>>
>>383620772
You become a cute girl FOREVER. You are giving up immortality for money.
>>
>>383620581
id rather be a cute boy
>>
>>383590720
Purple would be neat I guess. Save up for a high end pc that won't be obsolete. Companies would have to innovate in ways other than new grafix. Hopefully that would neat to new gameplay and mechanics and artstyles we haven't seen before. Or endless Wii waggle gimmicks.
>>
>>383599290
So what's stopping the genie persuading people to have sex with you, or faux-invisibility by persuading people that they can't see you?
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>>383620819
>Wanting to live forever when you're already complaining about 2017 society

70 years is a far better run then being sad and disgusted with humanity for all of time.
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>>383620989
If you live forever you can eventually accumulate a trillion dollars and then buy your own island filled with robotic and/or black market sex slaves for a few decades
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>>383607813
Hell yeah.

>Eye Candy
>Cosplay
>Sexual Harassment
>Experimentation

I'd be willing to go farther if he was at least good looking, but eh 17 spell points is more then enough.

>Transform Human
>Transform Inhuman
>Magic Missile
>Heal
>Clone
>Pause Time
>Flight
>Summon Property

Lewd spells though, what could I take that I already can't accomplish? Summon Tentacles?
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>>383621380
>You can eventually

Don't kid yourself. You're a cute anime girl, which means you're still in highschool. YOu'll be treated to forever be a high school student, meaning any job you get will be entry level pay, or part time, because you'll be expected to atend schooling at your age. If you don't you're a dropout, and filth that nobody will pick up or associate with, and your lfie will spiral into selling your body for money at top dollar for the rest of eternity.

Cute anime girls dont get happy endings. Especially not you.
>>
>>383621603
you don't get rich for real by "getting" a job, you get rich by making one
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>>383622335
>implying a 16 year old girl can just "make" a job in the corporate market

You'd be laughed out and never given pardons or union. And because you'd never be 21+ you could never legally own your own business. You literally doom yourself into a life of mediocrity.
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>>383594809
>Cherry soda makes you 3 times more likely to win at gambling
>House ratios on roulette are 48:51
>Odds are now 144:51
>Make 3 dollars for every dollar I spend
>Wanna know what's best of all
>I'll never get caught
>Because the drink ALSO MADE ME ETERNALLY LUCKY

Cherry soda is so dominant you're a pleb if you think anything besides it is acceptable
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>>383622539
>And because you'd never be 21+
unless your birth date retroactively changes continually I'm pretty sure you'd be 21+ after a while
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>>383622861
Imortality means living forever. if you were to live forever past 80 and aged at a normal rate your cells and bones would deteriorate to the point you wouldn't even WANT to be alive. you'd be a conscienceness in a broken dying body.

So naturally, you will stay whatever designated age, and the body will cease to continue growing
>>
YOU WANT COMFY?

I'VE GOT SOME RIGHT HERE.
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>>383623156
being a cute girl is a function of biology, you will be a cute girl forever
being a certain age is a function of existing in reality for that period of time

when people think it's weird just say you have a hormonal disorder
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>>383623315
A hormonal disorder excuse is good for a one time thing, Not if you plan to run a multi-trillion dollar business. YOu'd have to establish yourself as the CEO for a good 10+ years or more, and your obvious unaging would be a dead giveaway.
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>>383623649
just get makeup for public appearances or something jesus christ
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>>383623876
Makeup does not suddenly turn a 16 year old hormonal girl into a 26 year old you idiot. Its very obvious and apparent when someone in in their development stages of how they should age, and obviously are not.

This again going back to a 16 year old being put in charge of a business being unlikely as fuck, and downright impossible without family ties. Even if you "Aged" to 21 via identification Law officials would still deny you ownership of the company.
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>>383623367
Security catcher is useless, the bird will be easy to track because it will flee from loud noises.

Bird seed and co-worker, or triple wield the big nets and the two nets against the eagle son of a bitch
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>>383623367
the choices are obvious, choose "You're fired" and dual wielding, the Hottie and the Janitor to block off a certain area to so you can be alone with the hottie, you are guaranteed to catch the bird and you get applauded for nailing a 11/10 at the end of the day.
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>>383624076
what part of hormonal issues don't you understand
there's a 40 year old man out there who looks like a fat 14 year old, in real life
you're not going to have your rights taken away just for looking younger than you should, if you're on official records (and if you aren't you just register yourself and wait until you're a legal adult)
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>>383623367
You're fired
Camo jacket
Manager
Hottie

Play Metal Gear
Get the manager to put a word in at your next job
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>>383624986
>catching a bird in a store without a net
you're a mad man!
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>>383625205
>press blue button
>button effect only starts working when you press the button, therefore it doesn't give a click sound when first pressed
I'll have to go with red
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>>383623197
I really need to stop reading these, they just make me sad that I'll never have the stuff from them
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Yellow. I'm already pretty much an idort anyway.
>absolute monopolies are ALWAYS cancer and WILL ruin the industry
>AAA budgets do turn out good games on occasion, see TF2
>Technological stagnation for the rest of my life would be miserable
>>
>>383603065
Use meatlovers to make Kojima my husband and live off of his money while he makes my ideal vidya thanks the cheesecake, and do it for quite a long time thanks to vegetarian.
>>383605097
Be a cowboy, befriend Emma and Flatty, acquire magic tome.
>>383614182
F
>>383615053
REMOVE KEBAB
>>
I think the yellow button has already been pressed, right?
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>>383590720
Purple. Graphixfags BTFO. Eternal kek.
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>>383623197
>tfw not comfy
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>>383627868
I'm torn between cool estate and eternal realm
One hand I could create the ultimate /v/irgin paradise, and on the other I can put the biggest faggots on planet Earth into what is basically Hell-lite
>>
>>383628896
So you'll either make a /v/irgin paradise or a /v/irgin hell?
>>
>>383629330
>/v/irgin hell
But we're already in it
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>>383602951
>food
>corpses
I'm not a fucking ghoul
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>>383627640
Oh baby
Ashley
He said She Said with bonus
Bow Down
Curves
Breasts bonus
Cock Enhancement
Vagina
>>
>>383630517
>vegans claim to hate meat and animal products
>constantly consume human penises and the "milk" that comes out of them
really makes you think
>>
What happened to this thread?
>>
>>383631298
It's fruit juice when it's from a feminine penis.
>>
>>383602951
Can I just have one meat and two sides. I love me some green beans.
>>
>>383630517
https://veganbiologist.com/2016/01/04/humans-are-not-herbivores/
>>
>>383590720
Orange, I'm not poor
>>
Blue isn't even a bad option except for the fact that a lot of devs will flood the market angry birds style.
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>>383627640
Chandra
He said She said + bonus
Harem
Curves
Breasts + bonus
Cock enhancement
Vagina
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>>383599287
>orange
>any downside
MAYBE some third party devs wouldn't be able to make the switch to PC/Nintendo consoles, but they would have so much more value as third party platforms that its doubtful.
>>
>>383627640
Maria
-Curves
-Breasts+
-Vagina+
-Womb
Apply effects to me
Bow Down, Date Night
>>
>>383633406
I take them all because tehy're adorable, fuck the cops
>>
>>383633406
they're all so cute, how do I choose????
>>
>>383633903
FUCK
THE COPS
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>>383632312
Now that I think about it I wanna replace the harem with a womb.
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>>383627640
Jess
He said She said
Bow Down
Cock enhancement
Breasts also apply to myself
Feminine Curves
Womb only apply to myself
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>>383590720
Purple is too good for this.

"Today" high end performance PCs could easily push something like BF1 at 1080p max settings with 100+ people on screen while maintaining 60fps, more likely 120-144hz even.

We literally don't need anything past battlefront or BF1 tier graphics, what we need is gameplay and enjoyable vidya.

More importantly, it means everything would be optimized to that standard, janky console ports literally would not exist.

Exclusives cancer might exist still, but it would likely be something akin to ONLY ON PS4*** (***Also on PC) and everything on the Xbone on PC.
>>
>>383634575
Ah, a man of taste like myself
>>
>>383590720
Can I wait for Vega then push purple?
>>
red button because thats the end stage of capitalism anyway
>>
>>383630573
this is super weird because a few minutes ago i was looking at that beksinski painting on the end there. it's not even one of his popular ones that people put up. weird.
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>>383635542
wew
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>>383598030
>>>383590842
>If monopolies are shit then what's wrong with orange?
i have to buy 3 consoles and a pc
>>
>>383627640
>Royal Marriage (Bonus: All the Traps)
>He Said, She Said
>Feminine Curves
>Breasts
>Athleticism
>Vagina
>Womb
>Apply all Body Adjustments to myself as well
no homo
>>
>>383637752
Yeah but that's how it is when there isn't a monopoly.
>>
>>383590720
How do I filter out everyone that doesn't choose purple?
>>
>>383637995
I hope purplefags choke on their own potatoes
>>
>>383637917
I think he meant oligarchies and just used a wrong word.
Oligarchies are almost as shitty as monopolies and result in similar bullshit, such as price fixing.
>>
>>383637789
>giving a cute trap a vagina
faggot
>>
>>383637995
Move to /vr/.
>>
>>383638451
Futa on futa is objectively the best form of sex you faggot.
>>
>>383638312
I don't have a potato, but why would you actually want to buy new hardware every 4 years just to play the newest games? Movies play perfectly fine on the TV I bought 8 years ago. Devs should learn to optimize.
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Orange. The focus on multiplats ruined the industry. Instead of competing to make the better game everyone started competing to get exclusive content or timed exclusives.
>>
>>383638730
Only then the bottom futa has no cunt.
>>
>>383638772
Why would you want to completely halt all technological improvements just because you can't afford a decent graphics card?
>>
>>383638772
>hardware stops improving
>computer based research stagnates
>>
>>383638858
If it doesn't have a cunt it's not a futa.
>>
>>383590720

Purple button. Half the time developers aren't using the full power of these things. Nothing ever looks as good as those tech demos they show on PCGamer at E3.
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>>383638904
I can afford a decent graphics card and how are any of the other options better?

>>383638949
We got people on the moon almost 50 years ago with whatever computer technology they had then. Name one modern issue that can only be solved with more computing power.
>>
>>383639434
Because the other options effect only video games, not everyone who owns a computer.
>>
>>383639434
AI and fuck off with your dark age bullshit
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Well, /v/?
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>>383639743
That depends, does my armor cover fire and poison resistance?
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>>383639743
>resistance
Fuck outta here, nigga. DPS is king.
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