I loved him when I was 3. I loved him when I was 7. I loved him

because his games are good

>>383560997
Because the games are generally fun and well-polished.

because you're gay

>>383560997
Because you have not aged at all mentally

HA! You love a boy!!

you want to fuck mario

Mario's a tight little shortstack

How the fuck can you hate Mario? I can understand any other video game characters, but not Mario.

When I was a teen, I didn't like Mario because of the Wii waggle era. I got an Xbox 360 instead and missed out on the Galaxy games until about 2 years ago. In my defiance, I disliked Mario because I could not play them simply due to the fact that I couldn't buy a Wii. It was garbage in my eyes.

Then Wii U was announced and was stronger. I bought one at launch. I enjoyed 3D World and NSMBU. I also got a 3DS at the same time. Luigi's Mansion was fun.

Now I have a 2 year old son and I'm repeating the cycle I was born with.

I grew up with Mario and my son will too.

>>383560997
>hated him when 13
>hated him when 16

we all make mistakes at those ages anon.

Because somewhere at age 2 your parents got in a fight and you sought sanctuary in a video game because your lazy as fuck parents don't care about you and the only distraction they could see was video games will they fight over your life so the other half would have to pay for alimony.

His games are good

>>383560997
Everybody secretly loves Mario.

>>383561682
I was an edgy Halo/COD teen who would talk shit over mic.

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>>383561632
>When I was a teen, I didn't like Mario because of the Wii waggle era.
>gave birth to a son around the Wii U era

hello white trash

>>383561596
fucking guido

>>383560997

Cute innocent design that reflects a friendly "average joe" character.

Strangely enough, there aren't many characters like him that portray adult men with such a kind nature and innocence. His personality is like that of the perfect father, but he also has the energy and personality of a good-hearted boy.

>>383561885
His first gaming system is soon to be a Switch

>>383561682
Those are the edgy years. Everyone has those.

>>383561885
Anon he's in his late twenties now

I like Mario.
I like Sonic.

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>>383560997
Pic related

>>383561885
>it's trashy to reproduce
Hello Mr. Goldberg.

>>383560997
I don't like him, when I was a kid I used to play Sonic and Crash but I didn't like Mario and I didn't have any interest in him or his games.

I don't even remember anything of my life before the age of 4.

I want Wario to plow my ass raw

I loved him when I was 4.
I loved him when I was 5.
I didn't love him when I was 10.
I didn't love him when I was 15.
I didn't love him when I was 21.
I didn't love him when I was 24.
I didn't love him when I was 25.
I didn't love him when I was 27.
I kind of loved him when I was 29.
I don't love him and I'm 31.