>Thank you for saving me Link. >Now here is your

>>383560225

No thanks

>>383560225
Are there any cheat codes?

>>383560225

Yes please

No thanks. You are not TP Zelda.

only if I can dress you up like a Gerudo woman.

no way fag

>>383560314
fpbp
/thread

>>383560225
You're not Paya

>>383560225
WOW NICE DUDE THIS IS WHAT YOU JACK OFF TO!?!?

>>383560448
>Well my champion, I think it's time to demonstrate how you sheath your sword..."
What did she mean by this?

>>383560225
>I thought you would've been.... bigger than that Link...
>Don't worry I think it's very cute!

>>383560529
she wants him to put his peepee in her nono place

How big is your penis?

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>>383560501
>tfw jacked off to so much weird shit that only cute vanilla things gets me off now

>>383560881
bigger than your entire body

>>383560225
That's a plump ass

>>383560225
What? No! You got my fish waifu killed. Fuck off.

>>383560225
You aint the milk maiden

>>383560225
>Lorule symbol on thong
I'd fuck a blonde Hilda.

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>Implying I even killed Ganon
guy seemed pretty chill, meanwhile you were a nonsensical bitch
the ass was fat tho

>>383560225
only if there's a dick

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Is it Zeruda time?

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>>383562212
I think so.

>>383562212
Yeah

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>>383560225
GIVE ME YOUR HAIR

>>383560448
Why was she hiding wood

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>>383562292

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But Link is getting interested in crossdressing

>>383562639
Wheres my crossdressed link x Zelda porn?

>>383560225
no way fag

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>>383562636

>>383560225
I'd rather have Paya or a gerudo

>>383562723
>blue tunic model is not actually on the disc.
kill me

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>>383560914
we've cum full circle brother

>>383560225
>ywn have a girl who would dress up like this for you
why even live

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>>383560225
Sorry, all Link can think about now is looking pretty and cocks.

>>383560225
no way fag

>>383560501
Honestly I get much better faps from really softcore lewds than straight up porn. Like mostly /e/ and /s/ tier stuff or danbooru, sometimes stripteases, female masturbation or lesbian videos but I honestly can't remember when I would have last time fapped to heterosex. Probably why I haven't spiraled into weird fetish porn subcategories, I just don't fap I don't get turn on by mild stuff.

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>tfw got fully romantically invested in Paya because I thought Zelda was dead
>mfw she shows up at the ending expecting my dick

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Would you rub zelda's feet after she had a long hard day of protecting the kingdom?

>>383563102
No, because TP Zelda is actually the worst Zelda.

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>>383562723

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>>383563269

>>383563102
>footfags go out of their way to make feet look wrinkly and as unappealing as possible
I never get it. It's like someone saying they like boobs, by which they mean drawing all boobs like they were long flappy tubes that dangled to the ground.

Pls post Hilda instead. Blondes are awful.

>>383560225
No way fag

>>383560225
>If you save the world, we can do it in the asshole?

Most unexpected and probably best movie line ever

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>>383562901
cocks?

>>383563430
back to le reddit, normalfag

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>>383563402
How about go fuck yourself nigger? I'm the only one contributing

>>383563527
If I could fuck my self I wouldn't need the Hilda pictures

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>>383563560

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>>383563432
>>383562901
>>383562639

>before BOTW I loved zelda
>after gerudo link I fell in love with gerudo link

I'm not even gay, I hate how normal link looks, but gerudo link is so feminine.

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THIS THREAD WILL STAY UP BUT THE TRAP THREADS GET DELETED

FUUUUCCCCCCCKKK OOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

FUCK OFF PIECE OF SHIT JANITOR TRAPS ARE NOT GAY

>>383562794
Memories are just video files?

>>383564197
>I'm not even gay,
I got some news for you, anon.

>>383563402
>>383563560
>he likes the worst Zelda game
Fuck off, New Super Zelda Bros. apologist. BotW already came out, so you don't have to suck ALBW's dick anymore.

>>383564654
FUCK OFF DUDE JUST STOP, STOP

@472
I really hate cancer.

>>383564794
Then why are you on /v/?

>>383564737
Liking the characters doesn't mean I like the game.

Link's Awakening is the best one. Followed by OoA and OoS, Wind Wanker, Zelda II, and then MM

>>383563017
>Honestly I get much better faps from really softcore lewds than straight up porn
that's called warming up you queer, finish the job

>>383564472
How delusional do you need to be to not understand that having sex as a male with another person who happens to own a penis and no vagina makes you gay?

Yes traps are fucking gay, you're fucking gay, stop living in denial and come out of the closet you faggot

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>>383564472
>Closet faggot uses doublethink to justify his deviancy

The fact that you even brought up traps not being gay suggests that you're insecure about it yourself.

>>383560314
Leon?

>>383564472
Have an upboat, redditor.

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MOVE ASIDE BITCHES

BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

>>383564856
Put Wind Waka behind everything else and then I'll agree with you.

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>>383564894
YO how about haveing an actual argument and not barfing up buzzwords like some retard? A man who loves traps in not gay by any measure, for traps embody the true form of feminine beauty. A trap by definition is a boy who EVERYONE THINKS is a female I would go as far to say that you're gay if you DONT find traps attractive by definition because you are not attracted to something you think is a female.

explain why one might love and admire a statue of a woman, but we would never call such a person a "statue-lover", for it is the form of the female which is instantiated in the statue that this person admires; likewise with traps. For me to be gay i would have to have the nature of gayness, if gayness were to exist, and the nature of gayness is the love of a gender which is the same as yours but thats not what im attracted too.

In conclusion it is not gay to love traps, for one loves not the earthly body of a young man but a transcendent woman-beauty that is fundamentally female in nature.

Liking she males and futa is gay as fuck though im not arguing that. and if you cant refute my arguments dont bother replying to this post at all plebeian.

>>383564909
>his whole argument is a meme
Nice cool fantastic

>>383565064
>>383564870
Also a (you) for you

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>>383563354

>>383564967
gross.

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>>383565064

>>383565064
>All this word vomit for a single sentence

You're trying really hard to convince yourself, aren't you?

>>383565064
stop talking faggot i don't even know what you are "REEEEEEEEEing" about please die please please die soon please kill yourself

>>383560225
not in a million years

>>383560881
Small and deformed
At least it's not a micro-penis

>>383563354

Is this parodying Dungeon Meshi or something? It looks so familiar.

>>383563102
she didn't protect shit

>>383564469
MOAR

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>>383563354

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>>383565153

>>383565305
I have no idea. I see Zelda, I post it.

>>383565064
No, for real. You're not funny.
Stop trying to make stupid posts to screencap for your shitty reddit friends.

>>383565219
>>383565203
>>383565368
None of these are arguments.

>>383565241
After you clown, wishing death on someone like that. What a pathetic little edgy internet warrior you are.

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>>383560225

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>>383565349

>>383565402
No ones trying to argue with your faggot reddit humor, buddy.

>>383565064
If you know its a fucking trap then you're gayer than catching AIDS kid, it's maybe different to think a trap is attractive BEFORE you know it has a cock. But when you find out the attraction should end unless you have a kink for that shit or have gay tendencies.

But if you love traps for the sake of traps then you are a tranny shemale loving gay homo fagfucker.

>>383560225
Imagine having this self-absorbed mindset.
Some grill risks life and limb for me. A selfless act but mayhap there would be an I owe you one. Tell her that her reward is that she gets to boink me.

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>>383565513
>>383565490
Shut the fuck up or I'm deleting the thread.

>>383565624
Go ahead faggot I'll make a Hilda thread instead.

And all of you are invited

>>383560529
It's because Link sheaths and draws his sword from his back which is pretty much impossible to pull out effectively with a sword that length. Zelda wants to know his secret on how he does it.

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Kass is a better waifu than Zelda

>>383560448
>Korok'd.com

>>383565664
Nobody has ever invited me to anything before, thanks.

>>383565513
Thats not refuting any of my arguments though.

>>383565490
Im sure you're an expert on what constitutes "reddit humor", got real acquainted before they kicked you out I bet.

>>383565513
Are you really so bored that you started an argument about traps for (You)s?

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>>383565664
You haven't contributed shit, you do know you need an image for the OP right?

>>383565276
It's Yotsuba.

>>383565624
Do it bitchboy.

>>383565513
If you wanted to fuck a really hot girl but then he flashed you with a penis how are you gay? Are you fucking retarded?

>>383565738
I have google you big gay loser.

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>>383560225
>Zelda
>Link
>Me domming and fucking both.

Bi is the best.

>>383565778
Learn to read faggot, he said that if you dont know its a trap it isn't gay.

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>>383565781
>still hasn't posted anything
Nice google, retard

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Everyone shut the fuck up and post lewds.

>>383564846
I can't form a reply. Why AM I on /v/? I haven't even played an actual game in months. I just shitpost in dumb offtopic threads whenever I can find them on /v/. I mean look at this one, it devolved into predictable 'le traps aren't gay, and here's why :))))) memeposting' like I knew it would veer off into.

Why am I on /v/? I don't know, Anon.

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>>383565835
No it isn't pig. Disgusting

>>383560314
>Could have posted 'no way fag!'
>Did not post 'no way fag!'
This is not a quality post.

Would Zelda do anal?

>>383565835
if only real boys were as cute as 2d

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>>383565883
I'm edging you, you fag.

I am the edge lord.

>>383565950
It'd take a bit of convincing, but then she'd find out she loves it.

>>383565305
>Zelda get's voice acting in BOTW, the first time a Zelda game has had voice acting since the CDI games.
>Link is still silent.

I know he's supposed to be the silent, self insert type of hero, but I've always wondered what kind of voice or voice actor he would have outside of "HOW ABOUT A KISS?" or "Excuuuuuuuuuse me."?

In my head I always figured Elijah Wood would be a popular Link voice, since his biggest break was Frodo.

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>>383565998
Edge THIS, fag.

>>383565732
>Thats not refuting any of my arguments though.
You don't have an argument you idiot that's the point. You are GAY if you like traps because you KNOW they have a PENIS despite whatever they outwardly look like. We are not even talking about trannies who actually get a sex change to BE a female legally and socially a female we are talking about LARPing dudes dressing up like women for morons like you to white knight for (and we're all fuckin mystified as to why)

>>383565778
>If you wanted to fuck a really hot girl but then he flashed you with a penis how are you gay? Are you fucking retarded?
Hahahaha oh shit I'm fucking dying
Once you see the penis you have two choices. Tell that crossdressing faggot to fuck off, or, stick your cock in it because you're actually a faggot as well.

>>383565513
>But when you find out the attraction should end
But the generals are the LAST thing you ever see. I mean i have never in my life seen a vagina and got an erection i have always been turned on by the ass tits hips suggestive pose etc what does the dick and puss have to do with attraction honestly?

>>383565909
To goof around? /v/ is a place to shit post with other nerds, /b/ is to "normie". I cant be working on my art, book backlog, and java ALL the time

>>383565576
Are you telling me you wouldn't, a Zelda?

>>383566026
Link would sound somewhere between a non-screaming AC/DC vocal and the Scout's VA minus the accent. That's how he sounds in my head anyways. He's probably speak all-antiquated-like because that's how his dad the Deku Tree talks.

>>383566089
I have 3 arguments actually, I have more even after that once you actually debunk them. Reading comprehension is something they teach in the 3rd grade m8.

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>>383566089
>>383565778
>>383565732
>>383565490
>>383565513
>>383565064
>>383566104
All of you niggers deserve to be killed.

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>>383566042
I'll edgeguard it, you smelly cunt.

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>>383565624
Do it you closeted little bitch.

>>383566212
I can cut my self on that edge shadowshog. 4chan is a 18+ site thanks.

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>>383566150
>Featuring Brian Johnson: as Link

>>383566212
What the fuck did I do?

>>383565624
Threads been up for to long, can't delete it anymore.

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>>383566163
FINE, I'LL GO MAKE IT THEN.

ANON, DELETE THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW.

>>383564197
>i'm not gay, i just want to fuck a dude lol

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>>383565917
>Be Bi
>Be sexually secure as all it means is admitting you like men and women both romantically and sexually.
>Tits and pussy, as well as cute boys and tight asses/ thicc men and THICC cocks.

I'm dead serious, nothing is better. Only wish you didn't have to label it as it feels arbitrary.

>>383566149
I would snort lines off the brapper of a Zelda but the green light system of a female's sexuality is goofy to me.

>>383566439
Why did you delete the trap/cute brown girl threads but not this one? Honest question

>>383566493

Come hither, ye fags

>>383566405
Labels do suck. Everyone should just fuck whoever they wanna fuck.

>>383566525
Traps are gay.

>>383566150
>Scout's VA minus the accent.
>"Hey Zelda, I got a bucket of Cuccos, wanna do it?"

damn
Zelda's been squatting a lot lately.

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>>383566525
He isn't janitor you dumbass. You actually believe shit people tell you they are on the internet??

Why Nintendo princesses are so lewd?

>>383566572
tgey are not though, but thats beside the point. Being gay is not against the rules on 4chan.

>>383566629
No, im just using him as a soap box so start a debate.

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>>383566571
Right fucking with you man. Have something cute.

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>>383566641
Because they crave cocks?

>>383566737
Nice soap box, you just look like a retard.

>>383566026

His shrill grunts and hyaa's always reminded me of vic mignogna/dub Edward Elric from FMA to be honest.

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>>383566439
>>383566525
>Thinking unironically that some rando in the thread is a Janitor.

You ARE desperate.

>>383566525
I want to talk with the cute brown girl again.

>>383566439
>Impersonating a janitor
Reported

>>383560771
vagina is the latin word for "sheath"

>>383566641
Zelda and Peach are familiar stereotypes of your typical fantasy story. Beautiful women is kidnapped/under siege by a monster, and handsome Hero comes to save her.

The stuff like Peach willingly fucking Bowser, or Link being a trap and getting fucked by Gannon/Peace/whatever is from the wonderful denizens of the internet, taking a property and adding their little kinks into it.

Though in the case of the OP image, it's as vanilla as vanilla get's by human psychology standards. You saved the whole realm from catastrophe and you're handsome/cute too, breed with me so you're blood may flow with mine and rule this Kingdom even better.

>>383566767
How do i look like a retard? You look dumb as fuck to me for actually not realizing what I was doing but w/e.

Besides its working.

>>383566889
Nah she showed nothing of her body other then some high angle leg shots, you thirsty as fuck nigga

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>>383566767
>Those leg lines in the skirt.
DATS MY SHIT HOMIE!

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>>383566938
>Looked it up because curious
>It's fucking real.
>MFW

Fucking god bless you greeks.

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>>383567017
>Besides its working.
>no one cares except that one samefag idiot still salty about his fag thread being deleted

looool

>>383567157
I think someone deleting a trap thread but leaving this thread up is pretty bad yeah, thats bias as fuck i can only guess what else gets deleted and why we have a /pol/ thread up . Has nothing to do with my sexual orientation though.

I mean this is the moderation of our community we are talking about, i cant help but be salty. Im surprised you are not.

But really, who would even want to fuck Zelda?

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>>383567319
Imagine being this mad over a closet gay thread

>>383567129
>greeks
>latin

>>383567375
>The Point Your Head .jpeg

>>383567319
There is a fucking shadman thread right now and people don't give a fuck, at least we are discussing games with a cute girl in the other thread.

>>383567319
>why we have a /pol/ thread up
Nigga those threads barely last half a day before they get found out and deleted on the spot. Not before it's past 100 posts tho.

Also
>Thinking it's a /pol/thread.
What you mean to say is false-flaggers, baiters, and occasionally /pol/.
Then again with the nature of this board you can never tell.

>>383566204
>I have 3 arguments actually,
You don't have anything
shut the fuck up ya prissy dick lovin faggot

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>>383567017
>You look dumb as fuck to me for actually not realizing what I was doing but w/e.
>i was just pretending guys, i swear

>>383567375
This, all I can do in gay /v/ threads is post non porn lewdness, talk about why we like certain vidya men and boys, and then when the thread closes, reflect on the fact that it was at least a nice thread.

No need to get salt because that anon is obviously a deep closet case.

>>383567458
The issue is not the speed these threads get deleted its the fact that someone left those threads up while deleting threads he didn't like. The threads that got deleted had nothing to do with the sites rules.

Yeah that makes me salty, can i do anything about it but spread awareness? no.

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>>383567451
Oh no, I totally get it. "B-but if you d-don't stand up for us, there'll be no one left w-when the mods come for you!"

You're still a fag, and I still don't give a shit lmao. Write chink moot an email instead of taking out your sexual frustration on a perfectly good thread you lardass manfucker.

>w-why don't people that have nothing to do with the janitors that deleted my thread like that I'm ruining their thread for no reason

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>383567595
>but spread awareness? no.
Fuck OFF double nigger, no one gives a shit. Only thing you're spreading awareness of is your faggotry.

If you dont care about me why should i care about you lol? What a retarded argument fuck off. How do you argue that you dont care about me then complain that i dont care about the quality of the threads you are in?

What are you on?

>>383567706
>No one gives a shit
You give a shit, you are replying to me post you clearly care that im here fucking up this thread? are you stupid?

>>383567595
So you're idea is to spread awareness but getting pissy in threads because you can't indulge in your gay porn, because you're obviously soo deep in the closet that we'd need a rescue team and a hound dog to pull you out.

Nigga just get the fuck out of the closet and admit you're into men, You don't have to be a prissy "fuck mah boi pucci daddy" kind of person, but for gods sake at least find yourself some sexual security.

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>>383567595
>can i do anything about it but spread awareness?
You could shut the fuck up, that'd be nice.

>>383567790
>>383567608
1st part is meant for you fucko.

>>383567804
I said like one thing? You are probably assuming all the posts you disagree with are 1 guy. I hope you are not that stupid but you never know these days.

>>383566325
you to gave a fuck when it wasnt your turn

>>383565064
>or traps embody the true form of feminine beauty

That's called a woman you fucking retard.

>>383560314
>could have posted BRAAAAAAAAP
>didn't post BRAAAAAAAAAP
You make me six.

>>383560881
3 feet

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>>383567790
I give a shit that you're ruining this thread, not because I give a damn about the plight of you salty buttfuckers. Nobody wants you here. Nobody.

If you want to change something, write chink moot like I said and they can fire the janny if he's really being unfair. None of us in here can do anything about it. FUCK OFF.

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>>383567969
Oh boy, is it Pokegrill o'clock?

>>383563430
Is that a kingsmen reference

>>383567969
"i dont give a shit"

>>383566026
The dude that does Raiden's voice, flint something.

>>383565064
put me in the screen cap

>>383566525
>>383567790
>>383567595
>>383567319
>>383567017
>>383566737
>>383566525
Fucking this. I'm at work and I got reprimanded because of OP's image. It's fucking BS I might have to go through sensitivy training again because of you porn obsessed retards

>thin eyebrows
Who are you and what've you done with Zelda?

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>>383568073
Not him but you clearly have no argument left other than going "haha loser u don't have and argument and ur so mad because you still replyin".

You could keep posting like a frothing retard, or you could do as that anon says and just write to Japmoot.

Or you could just leave quietly like a good little boy and keep pretending that a man with a "feminine" penis doesn't mean having a slight interest in men AT ALL.

>>383568163
>Things that didn't happen.

So from what I've learned today there is a new sexuality, TrapSexual, which somehow is different from liking crossdressers and drag queens, different yet again from liking actual trannies.

This is breaking news nikkuhs, we are on the forefront of mental illness research right here.

>>383566212
kek. alright now I'm 90% sure you're just memeing.

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>>383568045
No, that's every single hour.

>>383560448
cut out the last two panels

>>383568208
didnt read lol

I want to fug a trap Zelda.

>>383565064
https://www.google.com/search?q=homosexual+definition
adjective
1.
(of a person) sexually attracted to people of one's own sex.
noun
noun: homosexual; plural noun: homosexuals
1.
a person who is sexually attracted to people of their own sex.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/homosexual
Definition of homosexual
1
: of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another of the same sex a homosexual man was involved in a homosexual relationship
2
: of, relating to, or involving sexual activity between persons of the same sex homosexual acts

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality
Homosexuality is romantic attraction, sexual attraction or sexual behavior between members of the same sex

https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/homosexual
Sexually attracted to people of one's own sex.
Involving or characterized by sexual attraction between people of the same sex.
‘homosexual desire’
A person who is sexually attracted to people of their own sex.

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/homosexuality
sexual desire or behavior directed toward a person or persons of one's own sex.

http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/homosexual
a person who is sexually attracted to people of the same sex and not to people of the opposite sex

http://www.yourdictionary.com/homosexual
adjective
The definition of homosexual is people who are sexually attracted to individuals who are the same sex, or it is something related to sexual attraction to someone of the same sex.
A man's sexual attraction to another man is an example of something that would be described as a homosexual attraction.
A bar that is primarily frequented by gay men and gay women is an example of a homosexual bar.
noun
Homosexual is defined as a person who is sexually attracted to someone of his or her own sex.

>Traps are men
>Therefore sexual attraction to traps whom are men makes you a homosexual if you are also a man

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>>383568492
what if zelda is a girl(male)

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>>383568492
That's not allowed.

>>383564197
>I'm not even gay,
Yet anon, your level is increasing.

>being a closet homo in the most fag friendly era of mankind after ancient rome/greece

i dun geddit

>Zelda
>not best girl Malon
Trash taste tonight

>>383568447
this

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>>383568045

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>>383568727

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>>383568450
Behold the post of a defeated anon.

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>>383568778

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>>383568873
May is a goddess.

>>383568673
Far as I know it's due to individual families attitudes towards their children/relatives being into Same-Sex/Bi. It also has to do with the idea of "what is considered masculine", as far as I know, most circles of men consider fucking another man, not "masculine", let alone falling in love with him.

The combination of family/societal pressures mean that some would rather keep it quiet than "rock the boat" as it were. Far as I know it's on a very slow decline in this day and age. Some dare to come out now that we have friendly groups that help out those that come out of the closet being met with hostility, but others hide in their closets because they're either afraid to come out, or don't want to come to terms with liking men to a degree.

>>383568779
fite me

>>383568727
poot

>>383568536
I already explained im not attracted to men though. Your entire post is pointless.

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>>383568952

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>>383568673
It's easier being an unhappy trap than it is dealing with the fallout in my family circle.

It's easier to just sit and be mostly unhappy.

>>383568952
>>383568873
>>383568778
>>383568727
>>383568432
>>383568045
>>383567969

STOP STOP IT STOP THIS IS A ZELDA THREAD GET OUT REEEEEEEEE I WANT ZELDA LEWDS NOT POKEMON FUCKING GET OUT NOW

SOMEONE POST MORE ZELDA LEWDS

>>383569047
You are sexually attracted to what is defined as a male. It matters not how feminine they are for that is not homosexuality is defined. You are a closeted homosexual or bisexual at the very least.
Also not an argument.

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>>383569125
We saved this shit thread.

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>pokegirls in a zelda thread

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>>383569125
I was the one posting Zelda but I ran out of images, even after looking on pixiv. So I decided to post some pokegirls. I found one more, but how about you contribute instead of complaining you doublenigger. Pokegirls beat a single whiny closet fag whining about his feminine penis thread being deleted.

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>>383569095
In addition, the last thing I want is to be lumped in with the current LGBT culture, because I think it's far more damaging to themselves and others than they realise.

>>383560225
Can I trade in for the money instead?

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>>383569272
I-I only have straight up hentai of her

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>>383569125
Ok you asked for it.

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>>383569441
I can go lewder but

>>383569136
But thats the whole point see? The argument that I put forth explains why im not attracted to men even thought i liek traps, its on you to now refute what im saying not to restate your original argument over and over like it somehow invalidates my arguments.
>You are sexually attracted to what is defined as a male.
My argument is that im NOT attracted to a male, thats the point.

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>>383569136
That is some of the biggest horseshit put on this website. You must be from /pol/.

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>>383569426
Post it fag

>>383569574
You should do what that faggot did to himself.

>>383569521
>>383569574
traps have Xy chromosomes which makes them biologically male. being attracted sexually to biological males while being biologically male is the definition of homosexuality. That means you're a fucking homo you neanderthal.

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>>383569574
You must be a homosexual. Get out of this thread.

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You all need to learn some SCIENCE.

>>383569521
Except what I'm saying and posted already invalidates your argument. Your only point is
>I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO MEN I JUST LIKE TRAPS
Well anon, I'm about to blow your mind, people can be sexually attracted to different kinds of sexes, much like someone may be attracted to flat chested girls compared to large chested girls and vice versa. You're sexually attracted to feminine men or twinks or traps, which are still male, ergo you are still homosexual.
>>383569574
>definitions cited from various sources is horseshit from /pol/
I have no idea what form of mental gymnastics you have to make to come up with that conclusion but good job.

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>not being biscum masterrace

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>triggered by pokemon pics

>>383569593
Skyword Sword Zelda is a fucking treasure.

>>383569521
The mental gymnastics people exercise while justifying that liking dick is not in some form homosexual.

My god man, just accept it and move on.

>>383569780
*different kinds of the same sex

>>383569701
>Repeating his argument again

>>383569780
>>383569843
Refute my central arguments don't rephrase your sides opening argument.

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>>383569784
This.
>cute boys for my heart and dick
>cute men for my heart and butt

It's ok if I censor it right?

>>383569780
>different kinds of sexes

You can't even make a proper sentence, retard.

>>383560448
_______________LOL_______________

>>383569889
His argument and mine are irrefutable you fag

>>383569889
Except I already refuted your argument. You've attempted to yet again scream that somehow I have not because you're in denial of your homosexuality or bisexuality.
>>383569934
You can't even make a proper argument, retard. Also I already corrected myself, sounds like you're just too slow in both ways. :^)

>>383560914
I know exactly what you're going through, but I can only get slight chubs from vanilla. However that kind of stuff makes me feel like my heart is going to give out, and let me tell you it's a lot more exciting

>>383560225
I really want to suck a dick but when I look at a gay blowjob it's just really weird, like I don't want to be a fag like that. What do I do? I'm not cute enough to dress up like a girl.

>>383569969
>>383569987
At this point gentlemen I think he's just a closeted fag looking for attention and validation that he's not a closet fag. Leave him and hide his frothing posts.

>>383570037
>implying I won't still argue with him until he concedes or the thread is archived or pruned

>>383570101
Honestly I'd think you were wasting your time, but by all means if you want to feed.

God, I love video games.

>>383569889

I'll refute your central argument

What you're attracted to is essentially not female. At best, you're deceived by a male that displays feminine visual stimuli, at worst, you're purposefully seeking out males that have somewhat feminine qualities.

I can see how - speaking about evolutionary biology and pschology - homosexuals would engage in a feminisation strategy. You have potentially more mates because you can deceive men by looking more like a woman while still actually being a man. Sounds too far fetched? Hell, monkeys will court the decapitated head of a female in pursuit of passing on their genes.

So either you are truly confused by their looks, or you just prefer males with a feminine exterior. Pick your poison - any which way you're desiring what is essentially a male.

Don't forget that Lesbians and Homosexuals do this in some form as well. It's not without reason that the stereotype runs like this: Dominant, butch, male-exterior lesbian with demure, feminine lesbian lover, and butch homosexual male with extremely flamboyant feminised male. Just because one of these ACTS female doesn't mean they actually are, and vice versa for male.

>>383562796
okay, you got me there anon, good job

>>383569969
>>383569987

>His argument and mine are irrefutable you fag
No they are not, definitions are not set in stone and they change all the time to believe otherwise just shows your lack of life experience and general knowledge of literature and language in general. And there is no reason why I cant argue that traps are exceptions to the general rule and put forth an argument as to why.

If you literally cant refute my arguments then I am right, even though I may ultimately be wrong it would not because of anything you have put forth.

also
>scream

What are you talking about dude cant you have a normal argument without embellishing shit like that? Do you honestly feel that saying shit like that adds credibility to what you are typing out? Come on refute my argument or don't but i only have so much patience.

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>>383570267
Right here with ya man.

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>>383560225
>>Now here is your prize.
>>Me!!
explain further.

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Quick, post sexy squids

>>383570281
>I'll refute your central argument
Finally, jesus christ ill type up something for you give me a sec.

>>383570371
Gender is set in stone because it is currently impossible to change your genome. If you specifically like looking at men who appear to be women and reveal they are not you're a fag, you homosex

>>383570371
>No they are not, definitions are not set in stone and they change all the time to believe otherwise just shows your lack of life experience and general knowledge of literature and language in general.
And yet the definition of homosexuality hasn't changed, much like the definition of two hasn't changed, homosexuality has remained as sexual attraction to the same sex and two remains the sum of one and one. You're arguing that 1 + 1 = 3 because definitions aren't set in stone, which is an ignorant and stupid argument.
>And there is no reason why I cant argue that traps are exceptions to the general rule and put forth an argument as to why.
Except there is literally no reason why traps would be the exception to the rule when homosexuality is clearly defined as sexual attraction to the same sex and has always been defined by that while traps have always been defined as males.
>If you literally cant refute my arguments then I am right, even though I may ultimately be wrong it would not because of anything you have put forth.
Except you cannot refute my argument, ergo I must be correct. In addition, I have cited sources while you have cited none.

>>383564967
hhnnngggg

Why do people even care if something is gay or not?
I find girls hot, I find girls (male) hot, I find 2d twinks hot, I don't find manly men hot
So sure, I'm gay anyways and I don't give a shit, neither should you
You're already a sad sack of shit for living on 4chan so indulge yourself in masturbation and don't worry about pointless bullshit like the labels attached to your fetishes

>>383569574
Is that a Umbreon plush on the bed? I want one.

>>383568447
that would just make it less funny you dumbass

Fuck traps

>>383564472
But you are gay

its not gay if the balls don't touch.

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>>383570453

>>383570281
>What you're attracted to is essentially not female. At best, you're deceived by a male that displays feminine visual stimuli, at worst, you're purposefully seeking out males that have somewhat feminine qualities.
Yeah ok sure, so we can agree that traps can turn a strait man on if he believes them to be female so i would begin to argue that attraction has nothing to do with genitalia but the female/masculine FORM. and On the other hand if you are actively seeking out traps you are actively seeking out to be TRICKED and the sexual appeal does not come from the gender. If you are seeking out a female in a dress you are not looking for a trap but a transvestite.

> can see how - speaking about evolutionary biology
I have to strongly disagree with that friend. Homosexuals do not pass down their genes so evolution and natural selection have nothing to do with this. And i have never even argued this to be the case.

something you completely forgot about was this part:
>explain why one might love and admire a statue of a woman, but we would never call such a person a "statue-lover", for it is the form of the female which is instantiated in the statue that this person admires; likewise with traps. For me to be gay i would have to have the nature of gayness, if gayness were to exist, and the nature of gayness is the love of a gender which is the same as yours but thats not what im attracted too.

>In conclusion it is not gay to love traps, for one loves not the earthly body of a young man but a transcendent woman-beauty that is fundamentally female in nature.

Anyway im ready to expand on any concepts i posted above i just dont have room in this one post.

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>>383571001
So many squids.

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>>383560225
Nice artist

>>383571027
Just wear a cute dress and lets have a sexy party, dear.

I don't care if its sounds gay or not, if you have a huge butt and feminine body.

>>383560225
I would appreciate it more if someone could edit the thong out.

>>383570549
>And yet the definition of homosexuality hasn't changed, much like the definition of two hasn't changed, homosexuality has remained as sexual attraction to the same sex and two remains the sum of one and one. You're arguing that 1 + 1 = 3 because definitions aren't set in stone, which is an ignorant and stupid argument.

This is not a good argument, just because a stone stand in the same place for 1000 years doesn't by virtue mean it will stay sitting there forevermore. And no my argument is that 1+1 doesn't "always" equal 2 not 1+1=3, if you want to misdiagnose my argument in that way in attempt to gain the moral high ground this argument is already over.

And no i have no sources i am having a philosophical argument with you not a scientific one, I freely admit that if we go by definition alone that liking traps is gay. But I believe It is still open to interpretation and debate.


I mean some of your definitions state its about being attracted to men and some state "gayness" as having sex with men. So which is it? If i have sex with a men but feel no pleasure or attraction is it gay? If we go by googles definition i am not, but if we go by webster i am.
Very set in stone indeed!

>>383565064
>traps arent gay because muh feminine beauty
Except that's not how it's defined, nor do you have any proof of that claim in the slightest.

>everyone thinks traps look like female and u gay if you don't like em
>you're a homosexual if you aren't sexually attracted to the same sex
Also anon, a male not sexually attracted to a 0/10 woman is still a heterosexual, it's called standards along with not being a homosexual.

>statues and shit
False equivalence. A statue does not have a sex, and thus we rely on factors such as genitalia and features to determine what sex the statue is meant to represent, while traps do have a sex which we can determine.

>the nature of gayness and shit
You're sexually attracted to your same sex but a different kind. A man who's sexually attracted to flat chested women but not big breasted women is equally as heterosexual as the same person who is sexually attracted to the opposite. Just like you're as homosexual as a person who's sexually attracted to baras or twinks.

>traps are transcendant women-love and shit
In conclusion, you are incorrect, for homosexuality has always been defined as sexual attraction to the same sex.
>but dictionary definitions aren't set in stone
They may not be, but as they have yet to change, we can easily apply them to the present, as long as traps are by definition male and homosexual is defined by sexual attraction to the same sex, you will continue to be a homosexual or bisexual.
>muh exception
There is no reason why this should be an exception when it easily applies to the dictionary definition, unlike say futanari which are hermaphrodites, which by definition do not qualify under either sex (male or female).

>shemales and futa are gay lol
Shemales are basically traps with breasts, and futa is actually heterosexual because they're hermaphrodites.

>>383568673
Im not coming out to my family as bisexual. Dont think my mom would mind too much but my dad is pretty hard about that. doesnt hate gays but doesnt like em either.
Just easier to pretend like that part of me doesnt exist

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>>383560225
firnedly reminder both link and zelda are bisexuals

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>>383571171
nice gay

>>383572003
>You will never have a threesome with the both of them
suffering

>>383571664
>This is not a good argument, just because a stone stand in the same place for 1000 years doesn't by virtue mean it will stay sitting there forevermore.
And it does not matter if it changes in the future because this is the present, and the present definition currently claims you are a homosexual or a bisexual. It matters not what could change in the future because you might as well argue that the definition of homosexuality will become heterosexuality or that Earth is instantaneously obliterated and anything made by humans gone without a trace and thus definitions are too.
>And no my argument is that 1+1 doesn't "always" equal 2 not 1+1=3, if you want to misdiagnose my argument in that way in attempt to gain the moral high ground this argument is already over.
We can easily apply your argument to the claim 1 + 1 = 3 as 1 + 1 = 2 is only so because that is how 2 is defined, similar to how males sexually attracted to males is only so because that is how homosexuality is defined. Also, if you want to make that argument about how if you choose to stick your fingers in your ears and go "LAHLAHLAHLAICANTHEARYOU" you've somehow won then go right ahead lad.

>I mean some of your definitions state its about being attracted to men and some state "gayness" as having sex with men. So which is it? If i have sex with a men but feel no pleasure or attraction is it gay? If we go by googles definition i am not, but if we go by webster i am.
>Very set in stone indeed!
Strange how I can't find a source on webster stating that. Also, how the fuck did you get "pleasure and attraction" from what is literally stated as "sex with men"?

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>>383572087
>tfw you would never have orgy with zelda, link, sharkhubando and a strong gerudo soldier

Traps are women. The fact that they have a penis doesn't change that.

If I was gay I'd be jerking of to Channing Tatum or Zac Efron, not traps.

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>>383571705
You have to stop with this "definition so its right" shit dude. The sources you have posted already contradict themselves, in maters of "if im not enjoying it am i gay?" and if they cant answer that im not sure how well equipped they are to answer question on a topic as abstract as traps.

I mean you are not going to sit there and tell me that you have to physically see a vagina or a penis before you feel turned on are you? Is that the argument we should be focusing on?. Are going to tell me that i am a fruit sexual because i find this image slightly appealing? men are NOT attracted to genitalia alone. But the abstract metaphysical form of the female, And its that IDEA IN MY MIND that turns me on. So its googles definition "attraction to the same gender" that i refute because if it was the male twink alone i would NOT be turned on. My attraction has nothing to do with the corporal form but my own mental gymnastics

>>383571027
>I have to strongly disagree with that friend. Homosexuals do not pass down their genes so evolution and natural selection have nothing to do with this. And i have never even argued this to be the case.

Just because homos don't pass on their genes doesn't invalidate their small contribution to the human gene pool. Wolves that get killed before they mate aren't invalidated for the purposes of evolution just because they died, it means their genes weren't competitive and/or they got unlucky/picked a fight they couldn't win.

Homos are essentially genes LEAVING the genepool due to FAILURE.

And I can't believe how this just keeps running in circles. If you know your dick is getting hard from looking at a trap that makes you a fag because you KNOW that's a male. If you DONT KNOW you're looking at a male then it's merely a good deception on behalf of the trap.

TL:DR if you like traps for the sake of traps, YOU ARE GAY.

>>383572253
>traps are women
>they have a penis
You just contradicted yourself on the first fucking sentence.

>>383572253
Except women is plural of woman, which is defined as adult human female, which is defined by
https://www.google.com/search?q=female+definition
fe·male
ˈfēˌmāl/Submit
adjective
1.
of or denoting the sex that can bear offspring or produce eggs, distinguished biologically by the production of gametes (ova) that can be fertilized by male gametes.
Oh hey look, traps don't qualify under that definition at all. Now why don't we look at the definition of male
https://www.google.com/search?q=male+definition
male
māl/Submit
adjective
1.
of or denoting the sex that produces small, typically motile gametes, especially spermatozoa, with which a female may be fertilized or inseminated to produce offspring.
Well what do you know, traps qualify under that definition, ergo they are male, ergo you're gay as fuck dude.

>>383568145
Quinton Flinn

>>383572358
>>383572387
Why do you people still fall for that crap?

>>383562548
underrated

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>>383572253
KEK

>>383572321
>You have to stop with this "definition so its right" shit dude

What is the fucking point of having a language if you can't give words specific meanings and expect the meanings to be acknowledged as true for the given words.

UNGA BUNGA CHOCOMOCHALATE

Get your sissy loving gay faggot ass back in the oven.

>>383572253
Cars are helicopters. The fact that they don’t have a rotor doesn’t change that.

>You have to stop with this "definition so its right" shit dude. The sources you have posted already contradict themselves, in maters of "if im not enjoying it am i gay?" and if they cant answer that im not sure how well equipped they are to answer question on a topic as abstract as traps.
I'm not sure how you think they've contradicted themselves, also, if you're not enjoying a form of porn, why on Earth are you watching/masturbating to it? This is some pretty shitty logic dude.

>I mean you are not going to sit there and tell me that you have to physically see a vagina or a penis before you feel turned on are you? Is that the argument we should be focusing on?.
I have to physically see a biological female to get aroused my dude for I am a heterosexual man :^)

>Are going to tell me that i am a fruit sexual because i find this image slightly appealing?
Nice false equivalence.

>men are NOT attracted to genitalia alone.
[Citation needed]
>But the abstract metaphysical form of the female, And its that IDEA IN MY MIND that turns me on.
>So its googles definition "attraction to the same gender" that i refute because if it was the male twink alone i would NOT be turned on.
>My attraction has nothing to do with the corporal form but my own mental gymnastics
Do you have any proof to back up that claim in the slightest? Also anon, femininity and masculinity are subjective, you do realize that what you would call a feminine penis was once a masculine penis to the Greeks? Femininity and Masculinity are subject to society's views and thus are not a good way of determining sexuality unlike sex, a man could claim that he considers what we consider masculine to be feminine and thus is not a homosexual for being sexually attracted to that.
>>383572514
Poe's Law.

>>383572321
>>383572740

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How do you get a thicc gf lads

>>383572814
Land a fatty who's willing to change for you.

Just deal with the fact she's fat until you can slim her down to a better state.

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>>383560225
Absolutely disgusting.

>>383572116
>And it does not matter if it changes in the future because this is the present, and the present definition currently claims you are a homosexual or a bisexual. It matters not what could change in the future because you might as well argue that the definition of homosexuality will become heterosexuality or that Earth is instantaneously obliterated and anything made by humans gone without a trace and thus definitions are too.
Well 1st of all you are the one who brought up the argument that time has some relevance, nice backpedaling. Second it DOES matter, because if it can change then it has no value as an argument when traps are gay, words are just something that we try to categorize things by its not an end all definition of what it means to be gay.

>We can easily apply your argument to the claim 1 + 1 = 3 as 1 + 1 = 2
No one cant, one is setting a rule and the other is creating an exception how can you not see the difference?

its right here in this post
>>383568536
1.
(of a person) sexually attracted to people of one's own sex.
noun
noun: homosexual; plural noun: homosexuals
1.
a person who is sexually attracted to people of their own sex.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/homosexual
Definition of homosexual
1
: of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another of the same sex a homosexual man was involved in a homosexual relationship
2
: of, relating to, or involving sexual activity between persons of the same sex homosexual acts

these are your sources right? the ones that you specifically pointed out and tried to add weight o your argument by using?

>>383572532
Well the definitions you posted are contradicting, and the point of a language is to get a point across and if the language fails to do so it should be amended not revered as universal truth.

>>383560225
>He thinks that Zelda is pure
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3VhYM24SN8

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>>383572814
You buy her at the market

>>383572814
>>383572867

Got a girl who was unhealthy skinny before the whole thicc meme began years ago. Fattened her up a bit on accident after we got married. I didn't notice for a while but it's not bad

>>383572881
>Well 1st of all you are the one who brought up the argument that time has some relevance, nice backpedaling. Second it DOES matter, because if it can change then it has no value as an argument when traps are gay, words are just something that we try to categorize things by its not an end all definition of what it means to be gay.
Well anon, the definition of two can change to the definition of three, and so on for every unit, ergo we should definitely and completely ignore all definitions of numerical units because the possibility any of them may change.
Great logic.
>No one cant, one is setting a rule and the other is creating an exception how can you not see the difference?
1 + 1 = 3 can be an exception despite 1 + 1 = 2, who cares 3 is close enough to 2 that it might as well equal 1 + 1 as well as an exception to mathematics.
>these are your sources right? the ones that you specifically pointed out and tried to add weight o your argument by using?
You seem to think it means a lot more than it actually does, nowhere does it contradict my definition, also, it's rather clear we're talking about the primary definition of homosexuality, just like when most people say humans and animals they refer to animals as living organisms other than humans rather than all living organisms.

>>383572253
You are knowingly searching for and jacking off to a male. If you are also a male (it's implied that you are, since you are jacking off), this makes you gay. Just because you like feminized men does not mean that you don't like men.

>If I was gay I'd be jerking of to Channing Tatum or Zac Efron, not traps.
That logic is as faulty as a gay man saying "If I was straight, I would be jacking off to Andrea Dworkin."

>>383572740
>I'm not sure how you think they've contradicted themselves, also, if you're not enjoying a form of porn, why on Earth are you watching/masturbating to it? This is some pretty shitty logic dude.

Well one says i have to be attracted to the man to be gay and the other doesn't.
>also, if you're not enjoying a form of porn, why on Earth are you watching/masturbating to it? This is some pretty shitty logic dude.
I don't know dude maybe its just sex for money or you're retarded who cares thats not the point.

> false equivalence.
Its not false equivalence since my argument is attraction lies in the female form not the genitalia.

And honestly ill look up some "sources" that people can be attracted to form and not just literally physical presence of genitalia. I mean i though this was common knowledge since you can find people on "a" who jerk off to anime pictures

>>383572514
honestly i just enjoy the argument i dont care how someone labels me

>>383570441
Princesses can be traded for goods and services

This thread isn't funny any more. I sure was laughing back when this tard sperged out originally though.

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>>383572253

>>383573269
>Well one says i have to be attracted to the man to be gay and the other doesn't.
You know what else contradicts each other, the definition(s) of animals. It's rather clear which definition we're discussing so I'm not sure why you feel the need to bring that up.
>I don't know dude maybe its just sex for money or you're retarded who cares thats not the point.
I'm not sure why you feel the need to engineer increasingly rarer scenarios like this, unless you're going to do some gay4pay shit.
>Its not false equivalence since my argument is attraction lies in the female form not the genitalia.
A fruit's sexually attracted to another fruit, the homosexuality checks out.
>And honestly ill look up some "sources" that people can be attracted to form and not just literally physical presence of genitalia.
Your claim is that no one is sexually attracted to genitalia and everyone is sexually attracted to form.
>I mean i though this was common knowledge since you can find people on "a" who jerk off to anime pictures
Of which possess female genitalia which are noticeable.

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>never actually cared for trap porn and people who watch it
>after reading 'tales from the closet' from this thread genuinely starting to despise this fetish

>>383573118
There is a huge difference between a numerical value and the definition of a word. Wow THATS false equivalence. funny how you use that word so much but don't understand it.

>1 + 1 = 3 can be an exception despite 1 + 1 = 2, who cares 3 is close enough to 2 that it might as well equal 1 + 1 as well as an exception to mathematics.
Now you are just triggering my STEM degree.

>You seem to think it means a lot more than it actually does, nowhere does it contradict my definition, also, it's rather clear we're talking about the primary definition of homosexuality, just like when most people say humans and animals they refer to animals as living organisms other than humans rather than all living organisms.
What? you are asking for sources or refusing to believe that humans can be attracted to form i have to provide them to you if i want this argument to continue right? You don't believe this can happen. Also i already explained why your definition is shit, because YOUR SOURCES the ones YOU posted contradict them selves on the matter of what makes a person gay.

>>383573372
>me
>that nigger shit

>>383573619
>There is a huge difference between a numerical value and the definition of a word. Wow THATS false equivalence. funny how you use that word so much but don't understand it.
Except there isn't, in fact numerical values and definitions of words are fairly fucking similar in purpose dude.
>Now you are just triggering my STEM degree.
No need to lie on the internet now.
>What? you are asking for sources or refusing to believe that humans can be attracted to form i have to provide them to you if i want this argument to continue right? You don't believe this can happen. Also i already explained why your definition is shit, because YOUR SOURCES the ones YOU posted contradict them selves on the matter of what makes a person gay.
Yes anon, I'm sure the various internet definitions of which state the exact same thing is shit and you're definitely right and not delusional with mental gymnastics up the bum in your attempt to support those delusions, definitely. Also, I've already given you an explanation of why what you think contradicts those definitions means absolute shit with the animal example.
a living organism that feeds on organic matter, typically having specialized sense organs and nervous system and able to respond rapidly to stimuli.

a living organism other than a human being.
WOAH THEY BOTH ARE DEFINITIONS OF ANIMALS YET HUMANS QUALIFY FOR ONE DEFINITION YET DON'T FOR THE OTHER CLEARLY THIS MEANS THE DEFINITION OF ANIMAL IS SHIT AND WE SHOULD SPERG OUT EVERY TIME SOMEONE USES THE WORD ANIMAL

>>383573585
>You know what else contradicts each other, the definition(s) of animals. It's rather clear which definition we're discussing so I'm not sure why you feel the need to bring that up.
Your entire argument lies "definition" and now you only want to use the one you like? what the fuck were you posting before then? random google searches? Did you even read your own definitions? ITS YOU ENTIRE ARGUMENT

>I'm not sure why you feel the need to engineer increasingly rarer scenarios like this, unless you're going to do some gay4pay shit.
To show you that your sorces are shit? It only has to happen once to show you are incapable with your sources to define whats gay and what is not. And if you cant do that then what the fuck is your argument?

>And honestly ill look up some "sources" that people can be attracted to form and not just literally physical presence of genitalia.
no i said "men are NOT attracted to genitalia alone." i mean this is your post >>383572740
you quoted my exact words

>>383573585
>Of which possess female genitalia which are noticeable.
Not always, I mean you can jerk off to big tits. Im sure many people do

>>383572387
Those definitions our outdated.
Have you been living under a rock for the last 5+ years?

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>>383566405
>Be bi
>GF also bi
>Likes to see me get dick
>She doesn't need to fuck other dudes, but is down with threesomes with chicks.

Nothing is better

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>>383565064
>male
>embodiment of femininity

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Screw zelda. Mipha is best girl.

>>383573816
>SHOULD SPERG OUT EVERY TIME SOMEONE USES THE WORD ANIMAL
I never did that i just tried to explain a possible exception. Who is "'engineering increasingly rarer scenarios" now?

And yeah dude you got me, i lied about have a 4 year degree everyone one 4chan is uneducated like you.

>>383560914
nice darth Sion wojak you got there

>>383573914
>Your entire argument lies "definition" and now you only want to use the one you like? what the fuck were you posting before then? random google searches? Did you even read your own definitions? ITS YOU ENTIRE ARGUMENT
Do you also sperg out when people tell you the definition of gay because gay also means happiness along with homosexual?
>o show you that your sorces are shit? It only has to happen once to show you are incapable with your sources to define whats gay and what is not. And if you cant do that then what the fuck is your argument?
Except my sources are far more valid than any retarded example you've come up with.
>no i said "men are NOT attracted to genitalia alone."
>implying there is not a single man which is sexually attracted to genitalia all alone
Healsluts are ringing, they're pretty addicted to cock my dude.
>Not always, I mean you can jerk off to big tits. Im sure many people do
I'll take what is a cameltoe for 500 alex.

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>>383564197
That's because people don't know how men actually look, they just draw women with no tits and a dick.

You're probably straight or at the very least bi, Anon. If you don't get turned on by 3D men, you're most likely not gay.