ITT: Villains that couldn't conquer their own backyard if they wanted to
>>383533913
What does the N stand for?
>>383535213
Naughty
>>383535213
Lore had it that it stand for NEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRD!
>>383535213
Nigger
>>383535213
Nigga.
>>383535213
filename newfag
>>383535548
Make a god damn Story time of that Kid's Pervy Playbox; NOW!
>>383535213
NiGHTS into Dreams
>>383535548
Is that cat next to Crash even in any game?
>>383535712
I think that's his OC.
>>383535686
No you do it
>>383535213
Nuggets
>>383535925
Someone have to do It.
>>383535213
Not Mario
>>383535925
Has this guy made any progress in his drawing skills at all? You'd think just drawing hundreds of pages of this shit would improve his skills just a little.
>>383536182
See for yourself: http://supersaiyancrash.deviantart.com/
This is so embarrassing
>>383533913
>Cortex hires Tiny to cut his lawn
>Crash Bandicoot shows up, beats up Tiny, and takes the lawnmower
>Uka Uka yells at Cortex
Poor doctor had a hard life.
>>383535548
>>383535925
Many can try, but none can compare to the master of autism.
>>383535548
>>383535925
>>383536494
I've been trying to find pic-related for years now, somebody help me
>>383536785
>>383536905
If you can't even get past the panda, then you don't deserve it.
https://exhentai.org/g/1073283/5b5834ce5f/
>>383537102
I think anon was talking about the pic he just posted.
>>383536905
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/345823143/#345844640
I don't know why I'm giving you this since I like Mado, but here.
>>383536905
Found them ALL: https://warosu.org/jp/thread/15569851
>>383538108
>>383538767
Good god, why did I ask for this?
>>383536494
I am convinced Tails Gets Trolled began as a serious (from the perspective of the author) story but soon transformed into one of the most accurate and hilarious parodies I have ever seen.
>art has gotten decent
>there's an actual plot
>lazerbot can and will ruthlessly take the piss out of himself and seems to be aware of his own shitty writing
>oc's range from hilarious to genuinely badass
I honestly love this webcomic and hope lazerbot finishes it some day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtLcwR7qZ2E
>>383538981
>the fight between Demaro and his cyborg troll brother
>>383536494
The quality is too high for it to be not satirical, though. Unfortunately not real autism
Even from the beginning
You'll never beat me krabs, I went to college!
>>383535213
Nwoahigger
>>383536494
>>383539826
>Coyote vs. Demaro is just an extended shitfest with best Coyote utterly shitting on Demaro the whole fight
What a legend
My P-96 space modulator
>>383536494
Is Lazerbot still taking a homeless hiatus?
>>383540685
It's actually kinda funny how it's Demaro who's growing stronger fighting stronger foes and it's Coyote who's the incredibly powerful necro-puppetmaster. Normally it's the other way around, so it's an interesting contrast.
And for as strong as Coyote is, you know he's gonna get his shit kicked in by Cheeto Man.
>>383535213
It's a symbol for where he comes from.
>>383533913
He conquered the Wumpa Islands at least.
>>383540039
>went to college
>owns a failed restaurant, hasn't accomplished any of his goals in the 20+ years he's been Krabs' rival
>Krabs most likely never went to college due to being too much of a jew to pay for it
>owns the most successful restaurant in Bikini Bottom, has accumulated a large fortune, and has one of the most loyal and skilled frycooks under his employment
>>383542208
>literally feeds his customers dead people
Bowser?
>>383541725
Until his house burned to the ground.
>>383535213
Nagger
>>383535925
have we ever had a crash retold story time thread like TGT
>>383535213
Nintendo
>>383535548
Didn't Crash go Super Saiyan in one of the zombie-era games?
>>383535213
>>383536334
All you had to say was "no" anon
>>383535213
Neo
>>383535548
>that shitty furry OC
>Lucario with tits
>he was too lazy to draw Zelda, Peach, Krystal, Bowser and Mewtwo
>>383535213
Did you know that the M on mario's cap stands for Mein Kampf
>>383546124
in the past, yes. it was a hilarious time.
>>383546942
YOU RUINED IT YOU BASTARD
>>383542208
>has a dumb blonde for a daughter
>she doesnt give a shit about the family business
>his best employee is an autismo who breaks down whenever something doesnt go as scheduled
Krusty Krab is doomed on the long-term