>be playing The Witcher 3 >do some shit for blond lady

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>be playing The Witcher 3
>do some shit for blond lady with nipslip
>she offers me some fuk
>holylordyes.exe
>sex scene commences
>instantly contract boner
>suddenly i feel an itch on my balls
>reach down into pants and starts scratching
>suddenly a wild dad appears
>he sees me
>ohfuck.jpeg
>he prolly tries to grasp the situation
>tries explain
>he slowly exits room
>wake up next morning
>go to school
>school finishes
>walks home
>walk into kitchen
>and what do i see
>my grandma, my grandpa, my mom, my dad, my older brother, my sister etc
>its a fucking intervention
>i sit down
>dad starts to talk about what happened yesterday
>the rest of the fucktard club tells me about why i should not fap to video games
>tells fucktard club that i just had an itch
>mfw when i see their expressions