what does /v/ sit on when they play vidya? >6'4 >245

>>383507575
Why are you posting webms of my wife?

I sit on a sofa.

>>383507575
baseball bat up my ass

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I lay on my bed or my foldout beach chair since I can't afford furniture

Who is this?

>>383507575
>245 pounds
>not a hamplanet

Pick one

i want to fuck that qt girl (male)

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>>383507575
my boyfriends lap

a fucking chair

>>383507575

daily reminder that Anzu, Koksal, and the Mount and Blade devs were killed by Erdogan

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*ahem*

>>383507575
are there any videos of this thing getting plowed in the ass?

GIVE ME SAUCE GODAMMIT

>>383507575
>>6'4
>>245 pounds
You're good 10 kilos overweight. You are a hamplanet.

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>186 cm
>90 kg
>next to no muscles
Am I fat, /v/? Will I ever get a girlfriend? How do I get fit?

I want a cute small boyfriend!

>>383508226
Overweight maybe, I feel like "hamplanet" is reserved for obese people

>>383507575
I straight up got a comfy seat out of my car and threw it on the base of an office chair. Max comfy leather reclining chair with speakers in the headrest.

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*blocks your path*

>>383508240
Yeah, you're pretty chubby
I'm the same height and weigh 65kg

>>383508240
Go to /fit/ and ask there

>>383507575
Hello, Mrs Skeltal

>>383507575
I want to see Anzu poop

sauce is Anzu, female (female) cosplayer from Turkey. She (female) has a vagina, and no dick.

>>383507919
A bitch with pounds of makeup on

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helo rato

>>383507575
video games is a hobby for manlets and hamplanets
Just shoot some hoops or something.

>>383507919
A cute girl (male)

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>6'1
>220 lbs

approaching maximum density

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>>383507745
>wife

>>383508637
hello ratto

>>383508376
I don't dig the skeleton look that much, but that's too fat.

>>383508693
>6'0
>273

It can still get worst fampai.

>>383508637
hello rato

I know a girl who looks like Anzu

i sit on my ass, OP

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Fuck off OP. Don't put my wife Anzu on a shitty board like /v/ ever again!

>>383508637
h e l l o rato

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>>383507575
something like this. nice and low to the ground. comfy to slouch in

>>383507575
is anzu really a boy? because I'm getting real weak over here...

>>383508637
hello rato!!

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>>383508637
>>383508376
>>383508171
Seriously, fuck off you idiots. Anzu is a very sweet and cute girl. she doesnt deserve this treatment you're doing to her, like calling her a balding rat

It doesnt help her self esteem at all to be called that

>holding hands with anzu!
>going shopping with anzu!
>sewing costumes with anzu!
>making videos with anzu!
>opening fanmail with anzu!
>learning turkish with anzu!
>getting sushi with anzu and forcing her to keep it down!
tfw never ever ;_;

>>383507575
I use the gravity chair in my bedroom where I got my ps4 and steam link. It's really comfy for a folding chair and the back is high so I can use a soft pillow as a headrest while I lean back.

>>383507575
Sorry Chad, you're above the cut off point for videogames.
Now leave this board and go fuck some Stacies.

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>>383507575
I recently tried one of these and played for quite a while in it, to be honest is not that this fucking chair I swear to god it's the fucking worst, you just want to sit down, relax while doing whatever the fuck you do on your computer and you just don't have the choice to relax, this chair is like standing up but without your legs getting tired.
Back aches after just 20 minutes and starts to feel tired because you have fucknothing to relax it on I swear to god the fucking retard that came with the idea of this chair was fucking with everyone that was stupid enough to buy one which I didn't

>>383509132
No it's much worse. She's a t*rk.

>>383508343
10 kilos is very substantial anon.

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>>383509371
forgot pic

>>383507575
My bed.
>>383507745
>wife
That ain't no woman.

>>383509264
>her self esteem
Should've thought about that before spamming those pics like a common attention whore.

on my ass

>>383509132
no its a female

>>383508171
>>383508376
Queen of Makeup and Photoshop if anything.
She looks thousand times worse without all that jank as seen in these photos.

>>383508637
hello rato

no baldo pls

>>383507913
This image is beautiful

>>383509264
Wait why would anyone call her a balding rat? That's just factually incorrect. She's clearly a spotty roach.

>>383508104
He asked what do you sit on when you play video games, not what you sit on when you fuck.

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>>383508637
Hello rato!

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>all these non-turks
how does it feel knowing that anzu will be wed into some hairy old man's harem

With all that heavy make up usage, in a few years she's going to be legally declared as a fucking zombie and going from fat to overskinny is not great either

>>383508240
I'm 190 cm and 72-74kg, and I got chub, you got more work to do than me.

This isn't the board, so I won't get into detail, but get the app 'MyFitnessPal'

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>>383507575
I use a Herman Miller Aeron chair that I got off of a guy on Craigslist who buys furniture from businesses that go under and resells the stuff (in Columbus Ohio if anyone is interested). I paid about $250 for my chair from him and it comes with a lifetime warranty from the manufacturer. I looked the chair up on their website and with all the addons and stuff it has it retails for like $950~ or so.

It is literally the most comfortable chair I've ever used. My back never hurts when I'm at my desk any more, and I never experience any discomfort other than the existential dread of knowing that our lives are meaningless and love and joy are fleeting illusions we chase to fill the empty void that is life.

But yeah great chair 10/10 would recommend.

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>>383509490
I do so to help remind her that she is attractive no matter what she does or looks like and her cosplays are pretty good and that the negativity shouldn't get to her. only criticism I have is that she needs more variety in costume makeup

I like these pictures because it shows off a natural side to her and her pale skin is supple. but i'm worried about her eating habits

>>383509981
Good.

>>383507919
Anzujaamu, the Lord of Bulimia and 5 quintillion pounds of makeup

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>>383508171
I still think shes cute even without make up

Would love to see her with a black eye though suffering from abuse, that really makes a girl look even cuter

6'3 230lbs 18%bf. I'm not a fatass but I could stand to lose about 10 lbs. These people might be fitfags you never know

>>383508171
Jesus she reminds me of this crack whore that use to peddle near where I used to live. She would have been a qtie too if we're not for the crack.

she looks better without the make up imho

>>383510103
>her

>>383510103
Dude as a man you never want to wake up near a makeup-less anzu , you don't know how excessive make up can fuck up a girl

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>>383510105
what about this guy instead?

>>383510274
This. Girls who put on layers upon layers of makeup are just covering up insecurity. A woman that's confident about not needing tons of makeup is attractive as fuck.

>>383510483
I'm not saying she's 10/10, 7/10 at best. but still she doesn't look half bad with makeup off

>>383510361
Shhhhhhh! Koksal is sleeping!

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Super-comfortable and cheap, and I use a sheepskin for a bit of extra comf.

>>383510559
I'm not saying she's a 10 either. I just can't stand women that put on a pile of makeup and think it's hot.

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>>383507575
BF's face

>>383510559
>7/10
Your standards must be desperate

She's a 4/10 at best

>>383507575
a beanstalk

>>383507575
What will her role in the caliphate be?

>>383508609
That's less than what Nigri has on.

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Anzu is very attractive, I love her so much

>>383508376
She still looks cute.

>>383509423
That looks terribly uncomfortable. Why would they sacrifice the chair back?

I'm gonna make some calls and then I'm gonna get Anzu

>>383510789
What do you love about her?

>>383510964
Not him but probably the fat that you could break her up in half if you fucked her

>>383510964
I think her tutorials are helpful and interesting. Her features such as her eyes, facial structure and her skin shade. I also like that she's kind and responsive to her fans with no drama involving her and she's also humble. And she seems to genuinely love what she does

>>383510094
Seconded. Have one at work and it's the best I've used. If I ever decide to set up a desk-type workplace at home I'm getting one too.

>>383508637
Henllo rato

>>383510094
Holy shit, I work in Cbus and my office and my wife's office are full of these chairs. Probably a Mount Carmel West chair considering how many offices are closing at that hospital.

Anybody have any experience with this chair??

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Black-PU-Leather-High-Back-Office-Chair-Executive-Task-Ergonomic-Computer-Desk/351198621254?rt=nc&_soffid=100&_soffType=SaleAndClearence&_trksid=p5731.m3795

I don't know if I should buy it right now or wait till tomorrow to see if Amazon has any deals on chairs and if some eBay sellers will match with better deals?

I want something where I could sit on my ass for hours playing video games.

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>>383511910

Of course I forgot the fucking picture