>King Boo >Dry Bowser >Dry Bones >Petey Pirahna >Funky

how can a man have such good taste?

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my top 3

>Wario
>Wario
>Lakitu why the fuck is this a character?

>>383458335
>Petey
>Daisy
Two mistakes.

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Post your top 3.

>King Boo
>Shy Guy
>Wario
I wish that Petey and ROB had come back in 8.

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>>383461161
Roy
Luigi
Inkling(male)

>>383461161
>Toadette
>Larry
>Boo

>>383461161
>King Boo
>Waluigi
>wriggler

>>383458335
Daisy is shit-tier but the rest are a-ok

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>>383458335

>no Yoshi
>no Larry
>no Birdo
>including Daisy and Waluigi, the worst Mario characters that are barely Mario characters

Garbage list.

>>383458335
I always played as whatever "odd" choice the game has, so basically your list minus daisy, waluigi, wario, and roy

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Has this been updated for 8 Deluxe yet?

>>383463548
>Yoshi
>Birdo
Fuck off, furfag.

>>383458335
>King Boo
>Wario

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>>383463785
I don't think so, SO WE'LL START IT OURSELVES

What is pic related's entry?

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>>383461161
>Larry
>Lemmy
>Bowser jr.
Heavyweights are for casuals and faggots.

>>383464147
And lightweights are for shotafags and children.

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>>383464241
>shotafag
Guilty. But I also love drifting as I enjoyed it very much in MKDS.

>>383464105
Shotafag
Loli waifufag for the girl inky
Cool dude for King Boo
Nostalgia edgelord for dry bones

>>383461161
Light: Baby Luigi
Medium: Mario
Heavy: Funky Kong

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>>383464105
>Extremely gay and is extremely proud of it. When he isn't busy playing Splatoon, he is fapping to Splatoon. Skill - 3/5

Here's mine for King Boo.
>That one weird kid in the group who never talked much but when he does, it's always incredibly awkward. Despite this, he surprisingly manages to be a Mario Kart god and will maintain 1st place as long as possible without uttering a single word. May have thought about murdering his friends in the past. Skill - 5/5

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>Peach is my favorite character
>being too shy to choose her because everyone will think I'm a fag
>choose DK and lose in last place
>choose Peach and beat the shit of everyone

I only enjoy the game when I play with the characters I like

>>383464450
>The self-entitled shit who can't steer for his life, only goes with Gold Mario because "he's gold, therefore he's the best." Will probably grow up to be a competitive player one day. 1/5

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>>383464606
Forgot the pic.

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>>383464105
>The Nintendo cuck, hipster teen that thinks being an ironic furry (despite actually being one behind closed doors) is somehow funny.
>Usually very skilled and will probably win all the time.
>His cockiness shows off in Mario Kart races and his peers allow it because they know he won't succeed anywhere else in life.
>Most likely brings his Switch everywhere he goes just to brag about his skills. Skill - 4/5

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>>383464606
>This guy loves Link. I mean, really loves Link. Faps to gay Link porn constantly and will post Link porn in trap threads all day long. Played through the entirety of BotW in the Gerudo costume. Alternatively a gamer gurl. Skill - 2/5

>>383464450
>>383464606
>>383465081
>>383465115
someone make something out of these pls

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>>383465230
working on it

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>>383465115
>THE chillest player in the group. He'll actually help you with stuff from time to time, he just sees the game as it was always meant to be, a game. Skill 3-5.

>>383463875

Yoshi and Birdo are classic characters.

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>>383464450
>>383464606
>>383465081
>>383465115
Good shit keep it up, shortened some of it to fit. Will make changes if enough people bitch.

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>>383465282
god yes

mario

>>383461161
>Orange Shyguy
>Luigi
>Rosalina

>>383465419
Looks really good so far. Take out he part with Bowser Jr. in it on Lemmy's though.

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>>383465363
>You are fucked against this player, there is almost no hope for you when fighting him. He analyzes you like a robot, tricking him is your only chance. Pisses off whenever he loses, because he can't accept defeat. Skill - 5/5

>>383463785
>crossdresser
no
>picks the girliest girl on the roster to make up for the fact that they will never be a little girl
yes

Also all Mortons are japs who are in it to win it

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>>383465419
>The very definition of an edgelord. This guy is a complete tryhard, and was probably the bane of everybodies existence during the Wii days. May have created his own Koopa Kid OC in the past. Skill - 3/5

>>383465737
This is painfully accurate lmao

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>>383465363
>>383465737
Good deal. Still need the following characters:

Tanooki Suit Mario
Cat suit Peach
Bowser Jr.
Inkling girl
Boy Villager
Girl Villager

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>>383466202
>The waifufag to surpass all waifufags. This guy loves Splatoon and will make sure that fact is drilled into your head. May actually orgasm during the race. Note: Never actually played splatoon. Skill - 2/5

>>383466278
That's gold

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>>383466202
>The normie furfag who got in to your Mario Kart games through no notice. He goes out of his way to taunt others with his skill, but lacks the proper skill needed to avoid many items himself. Skill 4-5.

>>383458335
Literally the list for people with Asperger's Stndrome.

Lemmy cause he's cute

>>383461161
>Daisy
>Mario
>Ludwig

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>>383466202
>Kid that picked a girl because he thinks being different is so funny and random.
>Probably only played New Leaf.
>Makes ironic waifu and weeaboo jokes the whole match. Skill - 2/5

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>>383466202
>This guy thought the idea of Cat Peach was extremely hot. Loves Peach to no end, and will make sure you know he loves Peach. ALT. A female furfag. Skill - 4/5

>>383463785
I love these lists because you can always tell who rekt the guy who made them.

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>>383466202
>Usually the worst of sports. Expect them to brag, and whine about every little thing. Will throw tantrums just to get attention. Alternatively they are shota fags who hide their erections behind the kerchief. Skill - 3/5

>>383466376
>normie furfag who got in to your Mario Kart games through no notice.

It's 3am for me, but does that make any sense? What does this mean?

>>383461161
>Rosalina
>Pink gold peach
>Funky kong

Can't wait for Pauline in MK9

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>>383466202
>Definite shota-fag. Despite all the time he spends jacking it to a four year old cartoon turtle he holds up surprising well in battle mode. 3/5

>>383466852
Means he's an otherwise normal guy who's a furry that somehow always joins in when you're doing meetups in Mario Kart.

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>>383466202
Couldn't get a good picture of Male Villager.
>The total douchebag bro of the group who is actually a pretty nice guy in the inside, and realizes Mario and Zelda is too cliche. Has a total blast while playing, and may be ambiguously gay but too insecure to say anything about it. Skill - 3/5

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>>383466202
Inkling girl
>Loves loli. A lot. Almost certainly faps to them 24/7. Never leaves their cave. Socially awkward, although they are decent at Mario Kart. Skill = 3/5

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>Dry Bones

mahnigga.jpg

>>383465363
Fuck yeah dry bones is the best

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My fucking boy dry bones
I use him because I dry bone my competition nigga

>>383466763
>>383466879
Fuse these two together
>Definite Shotafags who whine and brag about everything. Will throw tantrums for attention and hide their erection behind the kerchief. Manage to hold up surprisingly well in Battle Mode. 3/5

>>383466278 or >>383466991 i have no clue, i guess we'll let the audience choose.

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>>383466941
>>383466879
>>383466763
>>383466556
>>383466537

Nice work guys I give it a solid B-

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Gunser

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>>383467496
>both bows jr made it in
very nice

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>>383467597
Gunser's second phase

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>>383467650
Gunser's third and last phase

(in color)

>>383467597
>>383467650
>>383467678
Put this guy in /v/ermin tournaments, you'll make a killing.

>>383467601
They were both right.

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>>383467706
I was just shitposting but now I'm interested, I've seen the /v/ermins thread before, when does these threads happen?

>>383465363
best character.

>>383467817
They usually pop up during late-night Fridays/Saturdays. There's not a whole lot planning involved besides making sure your vermin is decent, so when it pops up get on that shit man.

>>383467940
Cool, I'll try to make the first 2 look a bit better until then, thanks

>>383467496
>bowser jr
>-3/5

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>>383468403
I think the OP just forgot to place spaces
Skill - 3/5

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>>383467597

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>>383467940
Also rules and shit

>>383461161
>Waluigi
>King Boo
>3rd?...
I don't usually play as any other character but Shy Guy is pretty cool I suppose

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>>383468950
Cool

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>>383458335
>tfw waiting for that Pauline DLC