Why aren't there more cooking games? Is it not popular?

You cant eat the food ingame while if you play a chef irl you can eat the end result.
Its like the ultimate pointless video game genre.

>>383454694
Oh boy, here comes yet another off-topic thread

>>383454694

Fish > Chicken > Pork > Lamb >>>>>>>>>> Beef

Prove me wrong.

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>>383454694
VR might give cooking games a new life

also Overcooked was well received

overcooked

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The best way to make a cooking game is to make one that would inspire people to actually cook. But most people are fine with just boiling noodles and calling it a meal.

>>383454950
>implying chicken is good and not tasteless garbage

o i am laffin

>>383454950
You're missing Venison, North American Elk, Bison, and other meats.

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>>383454694
I want a game that Combines Monster Hunter with Ultimate Chef.

The stronger the monster, the higher quality the meat.
The more rare a monster is the more brownie points you'll earn from judges.
None of that combine the ingredients in the menu bullshit. Your cooking skills determine the outcome of the dish. If the heat is too high you risk burning the food, too much seasoning could ruin the flavor, while not enough could make it bland.

Your ultimate goal is to become the best Hunting-Chef.

>>383454950
>chicken
>above anything
>let alone beef

Just post the Ja/ck/ webms already.

>>383455723
Somebody who makes a point to tell everyone they hate red meat has never been to a gamefeed, let alone shot anything.

>>383455724
should have some kind of minigame/stage around butchering the beast.

(or you could take it to a butcher if you're squeamish)

>>383454950
I bet you cook all your food directly over the heat you mongoloid fuck

>>383454950
nothing is better than a lobster roll

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>>383455617
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>>383454694
Brisket takes hours to cook in a smoker, anon, what would you do, just let the application run in the background for several hours?

>>383454950
shrimp>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>everything else

>>383455949
>it's good with mods

>>383454950
Pork>Beef>Chicken>Fish>>>>>>>Lamb

>>383455952
waggle wiimote to keep the smoke at the proper temperature

>>383455949
>tasteless meat, breaded, deep-fried, then slathered in sugar syrup
>better than literally any cut of beef

>>383455876
How else are you supposed to cook food? Do you eat it raw?

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>>383456165
He basically don't like meat.

>>383456154
landlocked midwesterner confirmed

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>>383455952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlwFxgOa9Ww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOr8pRQrWf0

>>383456129
>>383456165
most cuts of beef are tasteless except the high quality cuts.

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>>383456267
I guess you could cook it indoors in a shorter time, but the quality won't be there.

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>>383455952
You could be catering an event and while the brisket is smoking you're making other dishes. Maybe you own a little restaurant and you need to make stuff to order but also prepare stuff for the next day. Or it could be a dual cooking and life sim that lets you hang out with your fake neighbors at the bbq or romance your well-fed waifu.

>>383454950
There's no ranking ingredients like that, you fucking moron.

>>383455852
Cool.

It would also be nice if you had to repair your cutlery and cooking items from overuse. You could learn to do it yourself or pay a blacksmith take care of it.

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>>383456307
>he's never had brisket
>he's never had slow-cooked chuck
>he's never had oxtail
>he's never had tongue

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rip other meats

>>383454950
macaco >>>>>>>>>>>>> everything else

>>383457069
Come on man I fucking love bacon as much as anyone else but let's not pretend even for a second that it isn't a meme meat.

>>383457416
These are just chinese sausages, you dipshit.

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>>383456408
>>383456267
>BBQ Brisket Indoors
>"Quick" Brisket
And I feel bad when I wrap it with foil for a couple hours on my smoker to get past the stall. That's some third world shit, Guy Fieri.

>>383456267
Why are you always doing creepy stuff like that, you amerifats?
Cooking is not chemistry lmao

>>383457069
enjoy your cancer

>>383458760
>Cooking is not chemistry

>>383458907
cooking is physics

>>383459092
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maillard_reaction

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>start out frycooking at 18
>work menial shit jobs for years
>finally make way up to a chef position at a country club
>hours are long pay is shit, work is ridiculously backbreaking everything is high stakes because it costs $20,000 a year just to walk through the door
>start to hate cooking don't even cook for self eat mostly alcohol and cigarettes
>think about taking off a finger at work every day just so I could go home
>stuck in the industry now
>people I went to school with making more and doing less work in nice air conditioned buildings

suicide is banging on the door guys

i have no idea how im going to do this for the rest of my life

ive been drunk for five days now

>buying meat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXXrB3rz-xU

>>383459314
save money
quit
backpack through some foreign country and learn shit
open small cafe

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>>383458760

>Cooking is not chemistry

It literally is.

And we hate the fucker more than you do. Hell, 'round here we hated him before you even new he existed 'cause his food's shit, he's always been a cunt to his staff and he runs every business he touches into the ground. Not our fault that the loud clown faggot with a made up name plays in Peoria. It's a big country; statistically there have to be a lot of retards here.

>>383459314
you need a vacation man
somewhere to clear your mind

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>>383459314

Fuck. I'm sorry man. Sounds rough.

I'd give you advice but I don't have my life in order either.

>>383459458
>spooky music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDi0TqnJ_mM

>>383459719
that's just it though

when I'm not at work

i just want to be at work

it's the only place I am validated, where anything I do or say matters for a few people and because I've failed to contribute to the world in any positive manner

it's all I have

and I hate it

I don't have any hobbies, or interests anymore, or friends

it's just me

and my job

and my thoughts

>>383460395
Maybe you should get off the alcohol and the vicodin, House.

>>383459458
>being Strayan

>>383460869
holy shit meat's so good I will be sure to exercise well just so I can continue eating meat

>>383461078
>>383461285
is that johnny depp

>>383461078
based

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>>383454950
Eating only plants >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> starving to death >>>>>>>>>>>> eating chicken periods and exudate of mutated sweat glands of a cow >>>>>>>>> eating corpses like a subhuman ghoul

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>>383461547

>>383454694
Battle Chef Brigade is an Adult Swim game coming out later this year. Half of it is going out hunting in an action combat setting, then the other half is going to the kitchen and cooking the ingredients as a puzzler

>>383461458
I need the source on this webm, I know about jacks youtube channel, but I just haven't found that video, did he took it down?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41fliJ8mgXA

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>>383461458
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>>383461595
Juicy.

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Gentlemen! Behold!

Strawberry!

>>383461407
>>383461458
How is this fuck not dead

>>383461685
But sir, why use multiple strawberries to make one strawberry?

there was the one cooking game in the devolver pre pre show but I don't remember the name

>>383461664
>did
>took

get the fuck out you fucking spic

Fuck I'm so hungry and the only thing open right now is fucking White Castle.

>>383461749
the fucking USDA is to blame for this

quality standards bullshit

a lot of these webms just remind me how disgusting meat is.

>>383460869
saved

>>383461407
>that cold flour tortillas
my ex used to eat them like that, all stiff and tears easily. you have to warm them a bit so they can be easily folded

>>383456629
>he eats well done steak with ketchup
NOT MY PRESIDENT

#RESIST

>>383461285
>man bun
>overly dramatic
>attention whore
>sunglasses indoors
If you look up ''douchebag'' in the dictionary, you find a picture of this man.

>>383461458
how

>>383454950
>prove my opinion wrong

yeah because that works all the time here

>>383457315
fucking normie faggots ruin everything
they ruined chicken nuggets too but then again, so did /r9k/

>cooking mama is aimed at girls/females
>99% of girls/female don't cook

Hmm...

>>383461769
is that just a bunch of sauce and random sweets applied to a table

>>383460869
Hnng how the meat just falls apart

>>383461547
wtf i love veganism now

>no mention of cooking update in wurm unlimited/online

for shame /v/, for shame

>>383461547

How could anyone be so naive?
Fun fact-agricultural practices kill billions of animals every year, whether through spraying toxic pesticides, tilling earth animals have burrows in, or grinding them into little pieces as the big harvesting machines go out and collect the plants.

>>383461991
That's a lot of bees. I live in mexico and open-air sweets stalls usually have a bunch of bees flying around (not nearly that many), but the little buggers are completely harmless.

>>383461769
>american psycho intro.webm

>>383461769
this is the most pretentious shit

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>>383461991
>mfw I realize those aren't flies they're BEES!

>>383455724
>>383455852
>>383456617

http://store.steampowered.com/app/452570/Battle_Chef_Brigade/

This is probably the closest thing you'll get to what you thinking about

>>383461991
Lul, it's like dinner at my grandma's house. Is this the Philippines?

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I give steak fat to my dogs.

>>383462274
(internal screaming)

>>383461407
>>383461458
>>383461482
>>383461508
>>383461552
>>383461595
>>383461817
>>383461906
>>383461947
>>383461993
fuck off and die

>>383462246
Flies would have been even more disgusting, those bees look pretty calm.

>>383454950
Chicken>beef>lamb>pork>>>>>fish

>>383461991
is that raw pastry?

>>383461807 here
>>383462247
thanks anon

>>383456165
Chicken is tasteless?

>>383462347
fuck you anon, i didn't finished watching them all

>>383462397
/thread

Fish is basically a vegetable, and vegetables are for dieting women and fags.

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>>383455724
>Toriko: the game
Yes, I want this

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>>383461547

The weak die and the strong survive. That's why I eat meat. No mental gymnastics at all - not so much as a somersault

>>383462523
no
noooooooooo
nooooooooooooooo stop noo
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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1/2

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2/2

>>383462604
bitch i guarantee you have never killed your own food, stay offline

>>383462075
yes

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>>383462747
>mfw have caught, cleaned and fried my own crappie and bluegill

>>383462523
They look happy, yet it's depressing.

>>383462637
>>383462729

went to shit after 1/2

>>383462729
>>383462637
What the fuck is this shit? I remember one where this mutant makes "nachos" too, but this is insane.

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>>383462637
>>383462729

>>383462637
>>383462729
Recipe? :) looks like great drunk food.

>>383462498
Fuck you cancer

>>383461828
MEDIUM RARE, MY MAN!

>>383462968
welcome to Mexico

the most obese nation for a reason

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>>383463051
>tfw can't into baking
I just want to make good bread that looks like Studio Ghibli/Konosuba food

>>383463121
Very nice

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>>383463501
holy shit, that looks amazing!
have more?

>>383463051
kino

>>383463583
I bet they charge more for the novelty of having liquid being heated up in sand.

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>>383463583
the fuck is that and how it works?

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>>383463501
>hot cheese right off the wheel
This is why I'm glad I rediscovered the wonders of food after a year of alcoholism

>>383461078
Man i'm fucking hungry

>>383463273
That's an amazing idea. Gonna try that soon.

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>>383463273

>>383463583
witchcraft

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>>383463757
You put the coffee pot in hot sand and then when you can't see it, it siphons coffee from the coffee dimension

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii_W18ntwpg

Bless the mod that deleted all the Jack stuff, i'm convinced it's only like 3 autists on all boards.

I wouldn't even mind if they were'nt posting the same stuff every single time.

>>383463757
sexy

post macaronis

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>>383463757
one day i'll make omurice, always interested in making them since I watched anime

>>383461991
>this webm

come the fuck on, time to close up shop

>>383461547
Where's the guy sitting at the table and just saying that they are tasty

>>383464042
Is a murderer making these?

>>383463273
>"is this a tast-"
>modded onion rings
Yep. I also would've expected some form of "conbine unrolled croissants with meat and cheese"

>>383461769
The other one at least had those big chocolate things, this is just shit.

>Those candies still on the plastic

>>383464171
I`m really tired of seeing 50 lbs of beef with 60 lbs of cheese on it "recipes" everywhere, but those onion rings dont look too bad

>>383464119
I wish I had more access to fish
Why does it have to be so fucking expensive

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>>383464130
why you ask?

>>383464119
Continue, please. I'm flyover riverfolk, seeing freshwater fish being broken down is like porn to us

>>383463953
I wish I could siphon coffee from the coffee dimension too

>>383464271
Agreed, this is the first version I've seen without a meatball's worth of beef/pork spread in between the cheese and onions

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>>383464314
this has to be made by either asians or mexicans and probably who live in the poor areas in the US