Is this the worst remake in history? >fucked up music >mood

>>383425204
>>fucked up music
subjective
>>mood completely ruined
mood in crash bandicoot? the fuck?
>>controls fucked up
its the same?
>>added bugs and wonky hitboxes
requires slightly more precise platforming, hardly a big issue
>>looks worse than the original in certain places
false
>>loading times actually make this the worst version of the games
of course its going to take longer to load better graphics

Try harder to shitpost next time.

>>383425204
>added bugs and wonky hitboxes
Your only valid point.

>>383425439
>its the same?
https://twitter.com/DingDongVG/status/881967130110943239
No?
>of course its going to take longer to load better graphics
nvm, you are fucking retarded

>>383425204
Nice try Miyamoto

That isn't Twin Snakes

>>383425606
the controls are exactly the same, doesn't matter if the jump arc is slightly faster and crash has a pill shaped hixbox when jumping
of course you won't understand because you're fucking retarded

>>383425606
That has more to do with the wonky hitboxes than controls.

>>383425439
>mood in crash bandicoot? the fuck?
mood is the main thing crash had going for it
without that games are a pleasant but structurally very simple platforming romps
read any article about what had to go into the development of crash 1

Did they really change the music?

>>383425204
I've had a lot of fun playing it, it's not even close to the worst remake.

>>383425439
Crash had mood
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iDXsisQsvEU

>>383425204
At this point this is just a shitty copy paste. I've already seen this shit in like 2 threads.

>>383425573
The whole game was rebuilt in a new engine. So its not like they ADDED bugs and wonky hitboxes, They are a by-product of a new engine

>wonky hitboxes
better than the original from what i've seen
>added bugs
if you're counting the rope bridge you're a noob that was clearly intentional, if not state bug.

They should have an option for retro soundtrack

>>383426539

It would've been cool to have the originals emulated on the disk as a bonus so you can compare them with the remakes.

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>>383426387
What would you call this?

>>383425439
>of course its going to take longer to load better graphics

YOU CAN'T BE FUCKING SERIOUS

>>383426690
>Lets trigger a glitch everyone!

I only ever liked Crash 3 anyway.

>>383426387
the hitboxes are atrocious

crash slips of everything

in the original crash you were either on it or you were not

dont fucking give me a half way point with bad hitboxes where you are on it for 0.1 of a second and then slip of to death

this + the original issue of crash where you have such in-precise controls of where crash lands makes some levels so fucking hard
i cant be the only one who feels crash's shadow (aka the thing you need to fucking need to land on any jump that isnt full length) is totally off in some places or you just cant see it.

>>383426690
weird but harmful glitch that will probably be patched out?

Either you don't know the horrors of the Silent Hill remakes or you are being hyperbolic as fuck.

>remake
>it's literally just an hd retexture

>>383427273
It's made from the ground up in a new engine.

It's a fucking remake.

>>383425204

>fucked up music
>when this remastered track exists https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1aBScMHCip0

Post invalidated

ive been sitting on road to nowhere for 30 minutes now lol

Worst remake will always be Turtles in Time for XBLA.

>>383427350
>using all the old hit boxes, maps, and other things
>remake

>>383427020
>jump down into bonus room
>hit invisible ground
>you did that on purpose!
Fuck off retard.

>>383425204
Playing it right now, it's pretty much perfect.

I beat the remake of crash one in like 7 hours, people are just spoiled to death by hand holding, tutorial heavy, bullshit auto platforming nonsense. You are supposed to die 10-20 times on the bridge levels with the turtles. All the game is is jumping and spinning it better have some hard jumps or might as well not even play it.

>>383427798
>Hit boxes
Physics has definitely changed due to it being a new engine.

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Am I missing anything lads?

Pros:
>Graphics generally look pleasing
>Music is not bad (but not better than the original soundtracks)
>Improved save system is great, especially for the first game
>Time trials for all games is really cool, even if the earlier games are not necessarily designed for them
>Coco playable is a neat addition, and was not paid dlc thankfully
>Stormy Ascent potentially dlc

Cons:
>Only on PS4 (for now)
>30fps
>Wonky physics/hitboxes that change gameplay compared to the original games
>Long and constant loading screens
>Sound effects are fine but not as good as the original, especially for collecting a life
>Boss name and health bar no longer one, ruins the aesthetic
>Josh Mancell asked to work on N Sanity Trilogy but not hired by Activision, what the fuck man
>Can only restart levels when doing time trials

Crash 2 only:
Pros:
>More cutscenes and dialogue I believe

Cons:
>In a cutscene Cortex tells Crash communication will be difficult from now, then talks to him again immediately after the following boss
>Fonts for levels in Crash 2 warp rooms look really bad

>>383427935
hard jumps are fine when you have real controls unlike crash

>>383427029
Right here with you

>>383427740
This guy knows what's up

>>383427935
And what exactly has your post to do with the OP? Nothing?

>>383428052
>get to bonus level bit
>sigh of relief, life and a checkpoint
>move left
>crash slips off to his doom instead of getting to the teleport
>last life

:)

>>383427908
I was playing it. But the game sucked enough to stop. The fact you are on 4chan is proof enough the game sucks, or you would be playing it.

>>383426160

God, I just hate how they turned that faint off-key bell into a cheery Christmas melody, and how the actual main melody there is in the original is barely audible.

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No, this is the worst remake in history

>fucked up music
>mood completely ruined
>translation fucked up
>added anime and wonky voice acting
>looks worse than the original in certain places
>loading times actually make this the worst version of the game

>>383428151
Me and my younger brother are taking turns.

>>383425992
They remade the music, some of it is good some of it was ruined. Take a listen to the original version of slippery climb and listen to the new one.

>>383428127
This sort of happened to me in High Road. Tawna's bonus stage is not actually connected to the solid ground and the wood pillar that helds the bridge in place completely blocks the view. Got game over'd and was fairly agitated about that

>>383427992

> Only on PS4 (for now)
> Con

Filthy infidel spotted.

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>>383425204
Tried it out yesterday and it's actually really great OP. Of course it would be a lot better if it was on PC though, but those slant-eyes would never agree to it.

>>383426387
A very specific glitch that means nothing because once you move you lose the floor hitbox. Which is why the webm conveniently stops before crash moves again.

>>383428465
anon you just replied too

shame you didnt reply a minute sooner

i just learned that lol

>>383427992
>Fonts for levels in Crash 2 warp rooms look really bad

you know its funny, I was annoyed that they didn't use the original Font from the warp rooms and used the modern standard one instead. To me the new font looks cheap and generic, and robs the game of detail when that same font is used elsewhere

>>383428127
heh that got me too, there is a post in the way

that level is still a casual filter imo rather than broken hitboxes.

>>383426961
Yeah because you expect a game to load as fast when its file size is measured in gigabytes compared to one measured in kilobytes?

WHY DOESN'T IT LOAD FASTER REEEE IT WAS FASTER ON PS1 REEEE

>>383428085

Supposed to reply to the guy whining about hitboxes.

Honestly the complaints in the OP post are moot and adressed.

It's a 20 year old ps1 simple ass game no need to pretend the original was some kind of masterpiece.

>releasing crash bandicoot remaster during the summer

fucking sadistic cunts

Someone was saying in another thread that the hitboxes were pillshaped which is why its so easy for Crash to slip off things all of a sudden. Is that fucking true? Why not use the pills for enemy detection and a cube hitbox for platforming?

>>383425204
>controls fucked up
D-pad controls for a 3D platform were a fucking stupid idea to begin with. I was a 5th gen N64 kid and a 6th gen PS2 kid so it's not a bias on Sony but Crash has always felt awful for me whenever I tried playing it

>>383429496
Yeah it's a unity thing apparently

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>>383425204
>Is this the worst remake in history?
You ain't seen shit ya baby.

>>383429725

N.Sane Trilogy was not made in Unity or UE4, but yeah pill-hitboxes tend to be associated with Unity.

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>>383429932
mother of god

Blocky PS-era models had huge hit boxes, I've never played either the old or new but I don't see how a smaller hitbox that's more accurate to the character is a problem

>>383429496
It's true, but it really isn't noticeable outside Crash 1 bridge levels. After all, most platforms are big enough that you have no difficulties jumping on them without it being a matter of standing on the literal edge of it. But those bridge planks, there you can notice it easily. Doesn't make the levels impossible, far from it, but it's still harder than the original was.

>>383425204
>Is this the worst remake in history?

Your post is just another blind hate from a retarded newfag normalfag /v/irgin with shit for brains.

>>383430468
the thing is thaqt issue is the icing on the cake that, almost all levels in crash, the jumps are full jumps, jumping at the last minute with a max jump, no aiming. then those levels are very precise which the game has issues with.

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>>383430119
Oh yeah, speaking of Silent Hill. I reiterate OP, you ain't seen shit.

>>383429341
Silly me for thinking the PS4 had a vastly superior processor to that of a PS1.

>>383425204
did you failed gitting gud?

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>>383425204
>no option to listen/switch to classic ps1 ost on remake
>no unlockable ps1 crash to play in remake levels
>no bonus section with the 5 best crash ps1 trilogy levels with playable modern remake crash, or at least 1 level, as a reward for doing all the collectathon
>no resized playable tawna for getting every collectible
>no boss mode
a lot of missed opportunities

>>383427029
>in-precise
For all intense purposes.

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>>383425204

>>383425606
>my favorite reddit celeb says its bad so i hate it now too.

>>383430468
Ripper Roo was a nightmare. I wasted about 15 lives sliding off the crate corners.

>>383425204
how the fuck does this not run at 60fps?

>>383425439
crash's mood and atmosphere was like, all that made it notable

>>383431923
>facts don't count when they were posted on twitter

>>383428151
I 100% the first game today, never did that with the original. I can't play games ALL FUCKING DAY, I mean I could since I'm a neet but I'd not like games much if I felt forced to play them when I wasn't in the mood.

>>383432284
Learn to string a sentence together you illiterate retard.

>>383425204
The loading times were insufferable.

Anyone who tries to defend that fact is just trying too hard to make this seem """"perfect""" and I don't even know why.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13395861

>>383427992
>Wonky physics/hitboxes that change gameplay compared to the original games
>Long and constant loading screens
>Can only restart levels when doing time trials
>Cortex is too yellow
>The floor in the first tiger level looks awfull

These are my only problems with the game. It was really frustating to fuck up jumps i used to nail as a kid. I also appreciate the option to restart levels in those garbage motorcycle stages.

>>383432031
Me too. He was a fucking nightmare in the Remake but always an easy boss in the original.

>>383425204
Halo - Anniversary Edition

>>383432436
Suck a long fucking dick and choke on it while eating shit you dumb ass shit eating mongrel who eats shit

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>>383432679

>>383429341

It means the PS4 is an underpowered, overrated system you dumbfuck.

>>383432058
Wait for the Xbox One X release :)

>>383432679
Wow, so cool bro you totally showed him who's boss. I bet you get to suck all the dicks in your middle school since you're so kewl.

>>383427025

3 is really good but some of the levels (airplanes/motorcycles/jetskis) felt like too far a step away from the original platforming.

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>>383432679

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>>383432436
>>383432679
lel

>>383425204
>>added bugs and wonky hitboxes
This is the only thing i actually agree
I miss the box-like hitbox
it keeps fucking me up trying to recreate the shit i always get away with in the ps1 version

>>383432679

just to clarify, does he eat shit?

>>383433126
Airplanes and Tiger riding were fine. Airplane is also baby easy in this remake.

Motorcycles and jetskis ruin the game, and for some reason those faggots at Naughty Dog thought the game needed a bunch of these meme shit levels.

>>383427367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBFqmBYHcRU

I quite like this one too.

>>383433280

Airplanes felt like non-levels, it was almost impossible to die on them and the combat felt slow and boring.

Tiger levels were actually really good, I liked the underwater levels too.

Naughty Dog were such faggots they had a meme boss fight as the second last boss in the game.

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>>383432461
>muh load times
its as though math effects computers!

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>you can get a slide jumps height by just crouching in place and jumping
And I JUST beat crash 2 with like 80% completion. So much wasted time and lives trying to do slide jumps by positioning crash perfectly or switching direction midair.

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>>383433527
I don't get why the underwater levels get so much flak. They're about as unique as the jetpack levels in Crash 2, and the music is chill as fuck.

>>383433908
The only thing i hate about underwater is the way that machine Crash rides in turns around. I lost that piece of shit so many times because of that.

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Works fine for me...

>>383434137
Autism.

>>383434230

It's called 'not sucking at a game made for kids'.

>>383434137
/thread

>>383427992
>Cons:
>>Only on PS4
you can't be serious about this.

>>383434137
It's cool that you are okay with a poor remake. People had actually expectations for those games and activision did a poor job with it.

>>383434324
It's called autism because i doubt your dumbass got Platinum's in one try. You spent more than day trying to "speed run" a game made for kids, you must have a busy life.

>>383434575

If it's possible to get every Platinum, I'd say it's not that broken.

>>383434736
Anon, they could've made an entirely different game and gave you platinums at the end of it. Your criteria would still stand yet it wouldn't be a fucking crash game any longer.

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>>383434684

>Patience is autism
It's been out for 10 fucking days.

>>383434575
They actually did a really good job. Compared to most other remakes out there this remake is motherfucking fantastic actually.

Personally I feel it redid the first game completely, thought the original 2 and 3 are still better than the remake.

>>383434137
Curious, but what was the hardest level for you to Platinum?

>>383425204
>mood completely ruined
I love these completely meaningless criticisms. I suppose next you'll say it doesn't "feel" like a Crash game? Or that it's not "comfy?" Or that there's no "charm?"

>>383434959

I couldn't say the exact level, but The Lab, Cold Hard Crash and Road Hog were the most painful for each game.

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>>383427273
>an hd retexture

>>383435132
They changed it so now it sucks

7/10

How bad did it bomb? wikipedia only says about it's UK release but gives no numbers.

>>383435292
it didnt, activison havnt given numbers but they said it sold well

>>383435265

no game feel or emotional gameplay. 8.5/10

>>383435169
>The Lab
I fucking hated getting the yellow gem on that level, at least you got to skip the fucking bonus level though

>>383435514

Oh, I got every gem, too.

Pretty much aced the whole trilogy.

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>>383434876
Playing a game made for kids over and over until you get a special digital cristal sounds pretty autistic. I hope it was worth the effort.

>>383435463
>activison havnt given numbers but they said it sold well

So only enough to break even i figure, that sounds like bad news.

>>383435678

>Patience is autism
When I appear at SGDQ 2018, then you may play the autism card.

>>383435707
no they said they were surprised by the fan response and the sales, aka, we may do more, CTR or even a new game in general

>>383435678
>cristal

>>383435707
Sure buddy. You do realize it was the number 1 top seller on amazon?

>>383435780

Good luck on your transition.

>>383435782
God damn it's gonna be fun to play CTR again. A remake of Spyro would be nice too, though I only liked the first game.

>>383435867

>It's funny 'cause a speedrunner became a transvestite hurr durr

>>383435783
Sorry, i'm not used to writing in a language made for sub-humans.

>>383427935
>not just running on the ropes.

>>383436336
almost as hard now thanks to crash having slippy shoes

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>>383436150
What the fuck.

>>383427992
>In a cutscene Cortex tells Crash communication will be difficult from now, then talks to him again immediately after the following boss
I would put that down to cortex lying.

>>383436387
It is a lot fucking easier and quicker than trying to land a perfect jump with those fucking turtles or the bridges with just rows of single red planks.

Still bridge levels were fine in comparison to any fortress level.

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Cortex isn't Cortex in the remaster. He's more like a little yellow Mega Mind.

>>383431170
>Can't even play as Coco in boss fights because they didn't have time for her win animations
Better be getting patched.

>>383436615

>Cortex doesn't say his infamous UUAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Why, VV.

>>383435780
In this case, yes. It won't be long before you're
at the SGDQ. It won't be long before you're a woman.

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>>383436150

>>383431170
>no resized playable tawna for getting every collectible
That's just silly. She would look out of character as fuck if she was resized, and either way she's not really meant to be anything more than just eyecandy.

Fake Crash would have been an excellent reward though

>>383436615
His new VA is terrible, she sounds like a wimpy little bitch.
VA from 2 and 3 is the best.

>>383435979
Yeah it was funny, his only good reply and you had to react by being a bitch.

>>383436584
>not being able to land single plank jumps consistently

Spotted the filthy casual.

Can anyone tell me how to get the real ending in Warped? Got all 44 gems.

>>383431923
>celeb
He's just some guy on twitter though

On topic, absolutely not, someone post the Silent Hill HD Collection picture

>>383437352
All relics.

>>383427992
>Long and constant loading screens
This and the cringe ass intro piss me off to an unbelievable extent, it's gotten me to stop playing it and just switch between the other games I own that don't make me fuck about for three minutes just to get to the main menu from boot

>>383437352
All relics.

>>383437352

Did you also do all the time trials as those were in the original PS1 game too

>>383437352

Get Gold or Platinum Relics for every Warped level to get the 45 gem and real ending.

Is the music actually bad or is it just mixed poorly? Haven't played it yet myself, but in all the footage/streams I've seen, it seems like a good portion of any song's channels/instruments are really quiet. I don't remember the music from the fortress and creek levels sounding so.... barely there.

>>383425204
>shitposting

>>383434230
>playing video games is autistic
Well maybe but I'm not sure why you're here if that offends you.

>>383437706
Some of the remake songs are pretty alright, but not quite as good as the original. And some songs are completely and utterly fucking butchered, like Rock it and Bear It

Hitboxes are fucked up
Fucked up D-Pad controls
Jumps killing all momentum
Questionable changes
Loading screens in 2017

>>383437908
The D-Pad controls are fucking identical to the original. Buy a new controller, yours is broken.

I haven't played the original in ages but when I played the crash 2 remake earlier I noticed that in the ice levels when you jump over nitro boxes you loose all the momentum from sliding on the ice. Did that happen in the original aswell?

>>383425606
That's not controls you fucking retard, that's the hitboxes being fucked up

do people think the physics/hitbox/movement issues are patchable?

also can you still cancel auto-jumping on the metal bouncy boxes by spinning down on them?

>>383438115

They hope it is. But in reality if the physics are changed at all, it'll break the whole game.

Yes.

>>383427798
It most certainly is not using the same hitboxes

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>>383425204
Yeah can confirm.

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>>383425204
>game is remade and changes major shit/doesn't play like the original
>"WOW WTF THEY RUINED IT"
>game is remade and changes some minor shit/is probably as close to the original as feasibly possible with updated graphics
>"WOW WTF THEY RUINED IT"
Do you people actually enjoy anything? I've been playing the remake of 1 and while it is harder because of the kinda different physics, it's not literally unplayable like you retards have been screeching. Just go play the originals, they haven't gone anywhere.

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>Get do platinum ankhs on crash 2 right off the bat because you need the running shoes

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>>383425204
Not as long as the Silent Hill Remakes exist. It's a little irritating though.

So did the game get any patch?

>>383439043
>Doesn't show how bouncing off turtles slows you down

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I love the game but why the hell did they take out the "save screens". it's one of my favorite elements of the originals

even CTR, a fucking KART RACING GAME, had the save screens! I don't understand why they had to get rid of them

>>383439319
In the original this warp room takes place on top of Cortex Tower. Where is remake?

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It's a bad game. But I punished it for you /v/

>>383439484
go through puberty then come back to 4chan

>>383427029
>i like just barely making my jump thanks to muh square hit box

>>383439920
1995 my dude. 1995. What about you?

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>>383438615
>paying for a game just so you can destroy it
Why didn't you just set your money on fire for the same effect with less effort?