I see you're playing as a guy, son. Do you like staring

>>383397881
Twinkie house!

>>383397881
this threads gay so I'd just like to mention I've made the best food ever just now.

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>playing as a guy means i stare at asses all day

fucking /v/irgins

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>play as a boy
>get called out for being gay

>play as a girl
>get called out for being into traps

there's no safe choice

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>>383397881

b-but that is a girl dad, cute short hair girls are best.

>>383397881
it's a fps

>>383397980
What did you make Anon?

>being so gay that you can't play a male character without staring at his ass
>calling anyone else gay
SPOILERS: Men who fap exclusively to solofemale and lesbians are most likely gays deep in denial, afraid of seeing another male while hard because subconsciously they understand they prefer males

>>383397881
Get out of my bathroom dad, this is my private space.

I'm a straight, nonvirgin white dude and I make guy characters and girl characters. I don't stare at either of their asses because I'm playing a game, and there's more important stuff to look at. If this is an actual problem for anyone, they should consider masturbating before playing a video game.

>>383398556
You could probably revive the drive-in movie industry with all that projection, buddy.

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>>383397881
yes a massive one

>liking girls in the year 2017

>>383397881
Get the fuck out of my house dad how did you get in here

>>383399241
You could probably build an ancient empire with pharaohs and pyramids around denial.