>HEY BRO, WHAT GAMES D'YOU PLAY? How do you respond?

Neptunia

fifa and nba2k

Skyrim

>>383390197
>If he likes your taste in games, he'll let you sit with the cool kids
What if I don't want to do than and neither being beaten up?

>>383390197
my daddy physiotherapist and I talk about pubg all the time

>>383390197
I play monster hunter, you've probably never heard of it as it is a niche franchise aimed at more experienced players like myself.

>>383390197

hey bro can you fuck off

>>383390197
>If you give him the wrong answer, him and his chad friends will beat you up.
Please beat me up, I want to feel your huge muscles beating the shit out of me.

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>>383390197
Invite Chad to the local Madden Mondays run at the fitness center

So it's a lose/lose situation?

I play 4x, RPGs, turn based strategy and roguelikes.

>>383390197
i play games sometimes bro,i'm training to join the marines.

playerunknown battleground

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>>383390197
M-madden...I swear..i..i play it all the time

>>383390197
>Video games are for fuckin nerds!
>Let's hit the GNC and get some protein shakes!

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Farmville

pls beat me up chad

Just say EDF and bro it up with him.

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Visual Novels

>>383390197
The one advantage of being the largest dude in class was that I never had to deal with any of this shit, and the only time I had to ascertain my dominance I got a lucky punch and sent the guy tripping down the stairs.

It all went to shit when I fell through a fucking manhole on a school trip. There was no recovering from that

overwatch

:^)

>tfw chad and really into fucking jrpgs

Nobody must know my secret

My fav is the EDF series tho

>>383390652
Jokes on you, Chad only plays farmville.

>>383390197
>tribal tattoos and bleached hair
fucking gross. What a try hard.

>>383390197
gears of wars bruh
protip: almost every dudebro I've meet in my life loves the story of gears and praises the first two games.

>>383390723
let me guess,you can't walk anymore.

>>383390197
Which answer lets me suck his dick

Say I don't play games. Lecture him on ludo and on what counts as ludo and what doesn't.

Injustice 2, you like Superman right bro?

I don't play videogames, they are only for vigins and losers

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>>383390271
>>383390538
>>383390591
>>383390614
>>383390850
YOU FAGGOTS GET TO SIT WITH US. AS FOR THE REST OF YOU NERDS...

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>>383390197
I only play Fifa, Madden, and Call of Duty.

>>383390197
Arcade stuff.
Only kids play on consoles at home.

>>383390197
Fuckin CAWADOODY BROHAM

Even if he doesn't like my answer I have established myself as an equal, crisis averted and I can go back to being a neet rust solo player shitting on zerg kiddies.

>Chad considers me a bro even though we barely talk
I-is he planning something?

>>383390875
No I got my leg caut in the ladder during my fall and broke alot of bones in my leg and ended up with internal severed tendons and bleeding in my leg so it had to be removed entirely.

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>>383390197
>implying i was a weeb
>implying i wasn't considered the coolest burn out in school..
>but secretly was a weeb and not a burn out.

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>>383391103
yes

>>383390850
>>383390614
>>383390591
>>383390538
>>383390271
COME JOIN US BROS

>>383390994
gotta admit,chads are bro tier as long they don't talk about synthol and stacey last botox.

>>383391103
He probably watched too much karate kid and want you to be his Daniel San of sorts.

>>383390432
oh dude how you get that so early bro that come to ps4 next year ay

>>383390875
I can walk just fine, my left arm took the worse part. But you don't recover from being the dude who fell through a manhole

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>>383391180
>>383391274

>>383391103
No? Most Chads are actually incredible people. Very open, very fun. You don't become one of the most popular people at school by bullying half the population, you do it by making friends and not stepping on anyone's toes. The fact a Chad might bully you suggests you're kind of an asshole, actually.

>>383391274
I'm gonna fall thru your manhole bitchboy.

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>>383390850
>just the first two
What was wrong with 3? Why did Dudley Bros dislike it?

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>Implying Chad would ever speak to me
>Implying I would reply if he did

>>383390405
nigga wat the fuck are you saying

>>383390405
Wrong answer, prepare for a dicking.

>>383391502
What if he doesn't want to sit with the cool kids or be beat up? It's not hard to deduce his meaning anon.

>>383391274
why not? Something like that can happen to anyone

>>383390197
Injustice 2, the one you introduced me to.

>>383390197
*teleports behind him*
"Psshh, I don't have time for children's games"
*whips hair back goes to work*

>>383391274
>>383391180
well..

>>383391370
b-but the hollywood movies written by bitter nerdy jews said Chad was a bad guy

I play with ur mom

>>383390197
uh... m-metal gear, it's like a stealth game where you sneak around and stuff.

B-but mostly I play going to the bar to have sex with hot women!! Right f-fellas?

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Hmm, well *tips fedora* since you ask, my taste can be described as somewhat eclectic. As avid fan of Japanese animation, I tend to favor games that incorporate this distinctive art style. As an enlightened gentlemen, I seek games that can challenge my mind: anything developed by Atlus usually fits the bill. Let's just say, as a professional gamer, I don't just 'play' games; I experience everything they have to offer. I live the game, as it were. So to answer your question, Chad, non-English-dubbed Japanese Role-Playing games is my favored form of gaming art.

Battlefield.

Joke's on him, I'm talking about 2142.

>>383391189
>this guy forgot to burn out in school
Come on bro. Thats how you become a real worker in the workforce.

>>383390197
give them a mainstream answer like Battlefield and then something unknown to start a conversation

>Chad asks me about video games
>have to lower my power level for him to understand

>>383391775
>non-English-dubbed Japanese Role-Playing games is my favored form of gaming art
>anything developed by Atlus usually fits the bill
hol up

>>383391212
this tbqh famalams. Chads are uber cool to hang out with, not even I can hate him even while he's cucking me by getting a blowjob from my crush right in front of me.

>>383391775
it's perfect.
that's exactly how i see smug anime posters and atlus babies.

>>383391475
dominic's death

I don't play videogames, I post on /v/

>>383390268
FPBP

Brah, I own PS4 bro, that means I only play manly games like Yakuza 0 and Fifa

Go gather your bros and come to my place to play fifa and drink votka, after that we'll go to the club and fuck some whores bro

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>>383391684
Get lost.

You know, leatest pes and fifa and forza Motorsport

Skipped halo 5 because no co op campaign

>>383390197
Bloodborne

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>>383391947
>tfw I actually felt bad with Dom's death
I felt bad about him having to kill his wife too and people meme all over that. Is it the same for his death in 3? Do people laugh at that as well?

>>383392094
Fuck off, dbshitter.
>>>/a/

Does chad like zelda?

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>>383390735

>chad on /v/

>>383392290
He won't hate it but he won't like it either

>The most normie game I play
Uhh rocket league?

>>383390197
If he's gonna beat me up, he's gonna beat me up. Chads don't bother rationalizing their aggro. Anyway, I usually ate lunch in the courtyard with the Goths & band sluts.

VtM: Bloodlines

>>383392290
maybe ocarine of time due to the nostalgia.

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Kick him in the dick, knee him in the face, PUT HIM IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH, BREAK HIS BACK, FUCK HIS ASS, MAKE HIM HAMBEL.

>>383391717
God, the 90s were one of the worst things for Normie-Chad relations.

>>383392667
>implying you could ever beat chad up
stop deluding yourself

>>383392427
>he didn't have a band full of chads like mine was

>>383390197
>Chad
>beating people up
Pick one. Every Chad I've ever known was chill af.

NBA 2k 16 bro

Btw fucking Keven Durant amirite bro

>>383392762
No matter how big, few people can deal with a broken nose.

He might be impressed if I say dark souls, since normies think it's super hard. Though he also might think I'm trying too hard to be cool.

>>383392876
This, I think the aggro Chad is a thing that was left in the 80's, the worst I've ever seen was just beligerant name calling and that ain't shit.

>>383390271
>>383390994
>>383391207
lol do you faggots think chads play FIFA?
Nah that shit is for fags.

>>383392876
With the nicest dick too, he let me study the dikku.

>>383392917
The same can be said for you mate, and he's almost certainly got a longer reach.

>>383391626
Assuming that anon is telling the truth
Remember that kids can be cruel and make fun of someone even for the smallest shit. And if my experience is any indication then you don't really stop being a kid until you're like 19-20

>>383393007
The only people I remember as being overly aggressive and confrontational was the trashy types that bought Pick-up Trucks.

Seriously fuck those guys, every Pick-up I run into on the road are aggressive, speeding assholes.

>>383393012
As a former chad and a guy with lots of chad friends I'm calling bullshit on you, chads absolutely love sport games

Rome Total War

Its a 50/50 chance cus I know some normies that really dig Total War for some reason

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>>383390197
why don't you just fuck me instead Chad

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Ahhh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them), the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons have driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to tempt your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic. And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese.

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>tfw all your high school buddies called you professor ps2 anytime you touched the sticks

i raped everyone at NCAA football and madden. couldn't be stopped. we pc fag now and don't even touch consoles

>tfw your high school basketball coach nicknamed you Edub

I am still called that to this day anytime I see someone from my hometown

>tfw you are 28, have a good job, have a good life and skipping your high school ten year reunion in two weeks

lol feels good. I don't want to see those fuckers.

btw player battlegrounds and dishonored 2 from the steam sale are what I'm playing. Btw I could kick chad's ass.

>>383390197

Easy as shit:

Destiny.

>>383392897
yeah fuck them! Big Baller Brand is where it's at

>>383392876
If you went to school in the 80s or 90s, Chad and his pals were very much a physical threat. Maybe in this modern age of political correctness and gay pride Chad doesn't beat people up anymore.

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>>383393337

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>>383391370
People like that are not chads
chads are the sporty cool guys with looks, money and success, they're also the type that look down on everyone lacking half of these things.

Most of them are not too smart, just average people except they have a silver spoon up their ass.

I mean, I've seen a lot of chads in my classes, and they were always the types who would bully the small guys and openly call girls ugly because they were "better" (as good looks and their family has way larger income than common people)

The thing is, people like that don't care about others feelings, because no matter what you say back, you can't hurt them because they'll still drive a $30-100k+ new car and have all the chicks.

Shit, there was this one time an obnoxious chad was completely surprised and baffled when he found out that 90% of the people couldn't "even" afford an abroad holiday once a year.
God, I wanted to punch that flaunting dickhead so hard.

Even at my workplace there's this guy who said that he inherited $50k from a dead relative that wasn't even one of his parents, then he proceeded to call it "small" and said he partied with that money and lost it in less than half a year.

You can bet assholes like that live in massive $300 000+ house and have had everything they want since birth.
When they get that "real" inheritance, it's gonna include a yacht or a cabin, a house, hundreds of thousands of money and possibly cars from both parents.

When my parents died, all I got was grief and funeral bills.
Perhaps all my hate just comes from jealousness or of their lack of actual issues.
I mean, Chads are perfect, they have everything.

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>>383393503

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>>383392876
>tfw you never had a Chad friend in school to give you tips on how to be less of a sperg

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hey bro, why don't you game with us?

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>>383393606

>>383393510
>I mean, Chads are perfect, they have everything.

I the end they're still human being so one day they'll feel like shit too

>>383393689
what the fuck is wrong with their waist area

>>383393689
Depends, what're you playing?

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>>383393767

>>383390197
He looks like Eminem on literal steroids.

>>383393689

Ugly as fuck.

>>383393862
Right? It doesn't look natural to me, is the pic shooped?

>>383393689
>when you're so hot, you can pull off wearing wool socks and pyjama bottoms out in the streets and you'll still look amazing
>>383393862
You have never seen a human with low fat/high muscle definition?

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>>383393689
WOAH BROS, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING SO QUIETLY? YOU SURE YOU GUYS ARE PART OF THE COOL GANG?

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>>383390197
Donkey Kong Country is that hardcore shit motherfucker.

>>383390652
>tfw you have a picture of /v/ sucking Chad off among /v/ & /vr/ lewds

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>>383394078

>>383394078
>Chad getting shit on because he's gay
Does this actually happen?

>>383394016
Yeah but what are those indentations around their waist? The left one in particular, he looks like he was assembled from two parts

>>383394232
Adonis Belt

>>383393848
>In the end they're still human beings so one day they'll feel like shit too
Maybe in their deathbeds, when they mistakenly believe that their shitty attitude and years of abusing/mistreating others have cost them a ticket to hell.

I swear, the only depressed rich people I have seen are those who have had drug/crime problems

>>383393510
You must've lived in a wealthy region, then????

really makes me think

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>>383394208

>>383390197
>Implying Chad and his friends could beat me up

>>383394214
Not as often as gays would like you to believe.

There is power in being a victim. Children like to invent power fantasies to live in.

I'd say that Metroid Prime is my favourite game, and if he disagrees then he has shit taste.

>>383393034
Chads are usually more stocky, so they'd not nessiccarily have the logner range. Plus, they wouldn't be expecting it right off the bat. Also, they'd have slower, more lumbering strikes, which is why you stumble them first and use the knee to break the nose, they can't dodge as easily. Chads cannot into strategy.

>>383394274

Because the "unhappy rich people" meme comes mostly from poorfags who need to keep delluding themselves so they don't drown in envy.

>>383394260
the first two look photoshopped though
Third is fine

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>>383394306

>>383394016
>You have never seen a human with low fat/high muscle definition?
See >>383394232

>>383394260
I think he means that it looks too weird, not that it doesn't know what an Adonis Belt is

>>383393689
If that guy on the right isn't a drummer I'll eat my fucking hat.

>>383393862
Low body fat.

>>383390197
I play damn near everything, but I like really old games. You ever play NFL2K? It's a football game like Madden but I think it's a lot more fun. Come over and play it sometimes.

Saying dark souls to chads is pretty safe.

Call of Duty and Battlefield
D-do I qualify sir?

>>383394403
this desu, they look like dolls
the third is just a normal fit dude

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>>383391212
>>383391929
My brother(older) is a Chad. Me and him get along as odd as it sound. If we do play any games together it is a fighting game or saints row 2.

>>383394347
What's a Metroid bro? That some sci-fi gay shit?

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>>383390197
Trials in tainted space.

Morrowind

>>383394369
Big muscles do not mean just big impact, it also means alot more acceleration you dumb faggot. A Chad would drop you before you could even say ">IPS"

>>383394676
>Still missing the tooth
Love that kind of small detail.
That was cute desu

>>383394415
What game is that?

>>383394787
>Worshipping Chads this much
The fact that you think this shows you're not only a manlet but also a brainlet. Git gud fag.

>>383392967
I guarantee you Chad has never heard of Dark Souls

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>>383390197
>this guy
>a chad

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>>383390197
I'm already a cool kid tho. HS was pretty alright all things considered.

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>>383394369
>they'd have slower, more lumbering strikes
Get a load of this fucking guy.

People with boxer physique sure are slow and lumbering, amirite?

>Implying a Chad would try and beat you up by punching and not just grab you and throw you to the floor

>>383393510
Chads are /fit/ people with good genes and a lot of self-confidence. Being an asshole doesn't even come into it.

I find it's the nerds that have the really shitty personalities, hence why Chad gets laid more than them.

>>383390197
Persona 5

>>383395097
>plays eggball(probably very tall)
>manly face
>full hair
>fit af
He's like the the definition of a Chad.

>>383391370
Can confirm, every athletic blond dude I've ever met has been super cool and nice.

>>383395474
Then what do you call the "cool kids" cliqué that make fun of everyone but them yet cannibalize themselves one by one? I'm pretty sure every class had one.

>>383394369
>delusional dexfags at it again

Burgers high school is such a despisable institution to go through. No wonder there are so many psycopaths in such country

>>383390197
Games? Fuck off nerd. Nobody here plays games.

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>>383395659

>>383393689
They honestly look like low IQ male bimbos. No grit. No reality. Michael Fassbender is genuinely good looking; Harrison Ford was genuinely good looking; Oscar Isaac is genuinely good looking. These guys look like air heads from a reality tv show.

>>383396103
>They honestly look like low IQ male bimbos.
Couldn't have said it better myself

>>383393689
NICE VAGINA BONES FAGS

>>383395659
This. Suprisingly intelligent aswell. It's like reaching the apex of human existence and being humble about it.

>>383395678
The ass-wipes/chavs.

They get what they deserve in the senior years of HS once exams hit.

>>383396103
*holds up mirror*
now what do you see

>>383394676
This legitimately warmed my heart
ywn be a cute boy and win the heart of a hero

>>383390197
If it's the 'Greensboro' I think it is, dude probably plays fight games like every other minority white kid trying to fit in.

>>383394676
Kek

>>383390197
Black Ops 2.

>>383396223
You be nice to if the world handed you everything on a silver platter. Daily.

>>383395220
>Chads have boxer physiques
They're all about muscles, they don't care about cardio, endurance, speed, etc.

>>383393330
i like you

>>383392290
One of my chad friends got me into it.

>>383393330
lol

>>383392050
> votka
You guys seriously write it votka or it's just this anon?
It's vodka or wódka (woodka).

>>383391370
Eh, I've known dudebros who were chill as fuck and Chads who were total dicks for no reason (generally not even to me, I just observed them picking on meek and nerdy kids). I've taken to referring to the former as Brads for that reason.

>>383390197
He looks like he sucks himself on a daily basis.

>>383396809
these are so dumb they actually make me laugh

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Golf

>>383391770
The Chads that have heard of MGS tend to like it, so you'd probably be fine.

>>383396809
Fucking dying

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>>383396557
but you dont care about muscles, cardio, endurance, speed, social interactions, girls, life, etc
So how would you beat him?
inb4
>I am a pro boxer and i run marathons on the weekend and bench 400

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Chads are actually really nice if you're not actively pissing them off
There's something about them that makes you want to hang with them, even though you have nothing in common.

>>383395474
You're kinda deluded dude (either that or just having homoerotic ideations about what view as "the alpha male"). I was popular in late elementary and parts of high school, and I can assure you that most of it consists of looking down on others and doing shit together while feeling great about being part of the 'in' crowd. Sure, you're bros to each other but there's a lot of implicit contempt/derision for those you view as less than.

>>383397069
Surprise him with a quick, debilitating strike, follow it up with the great equalizer of knee to the nose, and keep him down while also striking until the police arrive and carry me off. It's not that hard.

>>383390197
s-s-splatoon...

>>383397425
is this bait, i cant tell
like if you respond with "im serious" I will stop talking to you because this is the dumbest fucking thing i have read in days.

>>383397813
>Having strategy is dumb, just punch like a retard thats how you win lol
Here's your (You)

>>383397813
It's just the classic 'nothin personel' type post when it comes to that type of argument

>>383397425
yeah... too easy...

>>383393131
>As a former chad
Yeah, bullshit

>>383397425
I bet you're one of those guys who has either seriously contemplated buying a katana at some point or has actually gone full autist and bought one from a "sword buyers' guide".

>>383398041
>>383398039
t. Betacucks who think they can scrape pussy off of Chad if they stick up for him

>>383398039
i guess i fell for that too easily

>>383398114
Nah, no use buying something if you're not willing to train with it. At least I don't think muscles are everything in any given fight.

>>383390197
To be honest, in 2017 liking sports exclusively is more autistic then enjoying occasional video games. Most normies I played football with loved video games, the weird kids were the ones that were obsessed with football and ESPN.

>>383390197
Gears man. Gonna wallbang some cocksuckers.

>>383397425
that doesn't work if he's not a complete retard with above 300 ms reaction time. He can just back away a little bit. Hell, he probably could take a full on punch on almost every area of his body and not take any damage at all.

>>383398242
Imagine being someone who watches every single baseball game every season. That's literal insanity.

>>383397425
The optimum strategy is to kick him in the balls and run
If you're feeling extra cheeky you could try following it up with a punch to the jaw but chances are you'll do nothing and end up getting beaten up.

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Chads like CSGO right?

>>383390197 Sonic CD.

>>383397069
>I am a pro boxer and i run marathons on the weekend and bench 400
This pretty closely describes me but I'm not the one you replied to.

>>383391775
Yeah I like World of Warcraft too bro but I only played Burning Crusade back in 2007. I bet you managed to cross the green portal, what's on the other side?

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>>383390197

>>383398397
>yeah that's like a call of duty knockoff right? does it have zombies?

>>383398413
post body, that is sick if you arent lying but marathons and mass are hard to come by.

>>383390197
War thunder you fag lord.

>>383398397
CSGO has to be one of the few Esports games I've seen where the pro players are Chads, at least as far as looks go

>>383398302
>that doesn't work if he's not a complete retard
I thought we were talking about Chads? This applies, Chads are about looks and gains, not smarts.

>He can just back away a little bit.
It'd be pretty impressive to see someone jump an entire human leg length away immediately, but that would put enough space between us that even with my lower reaction time, I'd be able to either dodge the retaliatory strike, or run off with reliable efficiency.

>ell, he probably could take a full on punch on almost every area of his body and not take any damage at all.
This is why you use your body's hardest points (knee/elbow joints) to heavily damage his weakest points (nose) first. That's something that very few people can shrug off quickly. If nothing else, it'll daze him long enough for me to get away, but if not then you have to keep any opponent grounded as long as possible in any given fight. And if his nose is already broken/damaged, attacking such a weak point means he'll continue being hurt even if the punches wouldn't hurt him otherwise. You could also bang his head into the ground if it's hard enough. Basically, just immobilize the target.

>>383393131
Soccer isn't a sport. It's competitive faggotry.

>>383394998
Chad plays more games than you realize aspie. I made good friends with chads by not being an autist. They enjoy everything besides your niche weebshit and archaic rpgs.

>>383396208
hahahahahaha chad BTFO

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>all these anons with chill Chad friends who know basic vidya stuff
>mfw I have the ones that only play FIFA and their only conversation topics are why our country is falling apart or sperging about the local soccer tournament

They're chill dudes though, specially when they're drunk.

>>383390197
What games does chad like that we like? All that comes to mind is the 3D fallouts, BFBC2, and the original halos

Since there is so many nerds, is 85 degrees after 20min of OCCT ok on my i7 960@3,4Ghz?

>>383399262
I feel sorry for you anon. My chad friends know that BFBC2 > BF3/4 > BF1 and FNV > F4.

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>>383398634
old photo

>>383398368
Not guaranteed. In moments of great adrenaline people can even shake getting kicked in the nuts.

>Gears of War
The ultimate chad video game.

>>383397338
I'm speaking from experience.

In HS, all the bullies were drug addicts, sluts and vandals.

All the Chads were either bland or bros. I was friends with an openly weeb Chad who was a lolicon.

Play rugby so know a few chads who look like they're pic related, they don't know my power level though or that I'm a part time NEET

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>>383399865

All videogames are games but all games are not videogames. So it's our destiny to be beaten?

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>two chads invite me to play vidya with them
>they only play Smite
>on xbox

>>383396554
This type of bitterness is the reason why you'll never be a chad.

>>383396809
PEES LITERAL OCEANS

>>383390197
Final Fantasy XIV and Persona 5. Mostly Japanese games :^)

>>383396103
I can never tell if you people are actually this delusional or if its just a fedora joke.

>>383399998
>two chads invite me to play vidya with them
>they play europa universalis iv
>as the ottomans and france

mixed feelings

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>>383397020
They're great, I think the virgin one was made by Quentin and meant to be serious

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w-want to play mario kart on my s-switch?

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Can't go without posting the original

>>383400368
Why are you defending them anon? Either you're one of them (in which case lol get fucked bimbo boi) or you're a faggot. Which is it?

>>383395898
Movie screenwriters are fucking weird betas with attitude problems that live out their imaginary conflicts in their films.

Learn to differentiate between fiction and reality.

>>383390197
>implying he isn't going to gay sex me

>>383400454
>>383400560
>tfw aside from being in okay shape, I look exactly like the virgin
Help.

>>383400718
I just dont get why you're so bitter.
It seems like the common rule, "If you're ugly on the outside, you're ugly on the inside" applies here once again.

>>383400862
Help yourself

>>383400862
The entire point is the virgin looks as generic as possible, so everyone that looks at it might see it and think "oh shit that's me"

>>383399034
fuck off Cletus

>tfw high school buddies called you hitler or breivik

>>383400883
Don't worry. It's called making an observation. I honestly don't get why you're still so flustered over what I said.

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>>383401140
>tfw so old, that i thought being called "brevik" in high school would make you underaged
>tfw life moves so quickly

>>383401259
Don't worry, i don't feel like an adult at 24 years of age so you are not wrong by much.

>>383401175
It bothers me that you're being so negative.
You'll be happier and people will respond to you more positively when you're adjusting your personality to be less negative.

>>383401390
The threshold between adolescence and adulthood is bills

>>383401431
No, you're better off being genuine than confirming.

>>383401550
Sounds about right

>>383401431
Dude, chill out. A picture was posted. I gave my opinion. Another anon backed up that opinion. I'm sorry if my opinion hurt your feelings, but your continued defense of these guys is starting to seem really creepy.

>>383396554
While most Chads start out on easy mode, they have to work to get where they are. You don't bulk up and get good at a sport by not giving your very fucking best all the time. While it looks like they have an super easy life and everything is handed over to him, that's certainly not the case.

>>383395678
In 2010's high school they're fuccbois, I'm sure in the last they were called preps or some shit. Vapid rich fags who fashion themselves chads and stacies but don't have the charisma, looks, or physical fitness to back it up.

>>383401620
You can be positive AND a contrarian.
Its not mutually exclusive.
>>383401738
Its less about them and more about you.
Why do you force yourself to be negative?
And why do you project your negativity on others?
Believe me, you'd be happier if you tried turning it around.

>>383401940
I think he's referring more to those feckless trust fund cunts who only work out for aesthetics, never actually seriously play a sport or study, and have everything guaranteed thanks to their parents wealth and good looks.

>>383390405
>What if I don't want to do than and neither being beaten up?

Spoken exactly like someone that got bullied or sat alone.

>>383399262
Try starting a different topic.
While they prefer some topics like sports and FIFA, they certainly can talk about many other topics if you start them.

>>383402084
>Why do you force yourself to be negative?
I don't. Quit assuming things about others to fit what you think.
>And why do you project your negativity on others?
Zero projection going on, just making an objective statement. I'm not going to censor myself for fear of seeming negative. You say this isn't about them, but the lengths you've gone to try and defend them over one post suggests otherwise. Stop talking to me creep.

>>383402096
But that's not a Chad, by /v/ terms.

>>383396554
this is exactly the kind of thinking that holds you back desu

>>383402473
>Stop talking to me creep.
There we go with the negativity.
But dont worry, we're all gonna make it.

>>383402791
>tfw you used to think /fit/ was Chads but they're actually great bros
Still feel bad about that.

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>>383400560

>>383402863
/fit/ is chad but without the charisma and intelligence

>>383393131

implying an american chad likes that shit.

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>>383403001
Chad's don't own any of that garbage

>>383390197
Seriously though, why should I try when 99.9% of girls would want this chad anyways?

In a party setting I'd have no chance against this guy.

>>383390197

i play dota 2.

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>>383403320
Avoid party chicks. That's your first step.

>>383403320
Just buy hookers like a normal person.

>>383403506
>buy
Lease.

Anon, doesn't have the funds to buy one out right.

>>383398715
Nice world of warcraft theorycraft, is your main prot warr?

>>383403506
I'm afraid of getting robbed. I'm also afraid the picture of the girl might be fake and instead it is some disgusting looking methhead or fat roastie.

I don't know how to find hookers or know what to do basically.

>>383403782
>tfw your hour old bait still manages to bring in a (You)
Feels good man

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>>383394676
>no homo tho
10/10

>>383390197
Bruh I got that sick ass Battlefield 1 on lock to tide me till CoD WW2

>>383403825
>I'm afraid of getting robbed.
Don't bring more money than you're going to spend, or at least no more than you're willing to lose. Leave the credit/debit cards at home. They can shake you down but if nothing falls out then they're shit out of luck.
The other one you can't really do much about, but it really doesn't matter if you're just looking to spend 5-10 minutes in a hole. Wrap it up, close your eyes, imagine something better, and let 'er rip. Not hard.

>>383403890
>I was only pretending with 3 paragraphs

>>383403320

This >>383403451
Party chicks are shit and go after a very specific type of guy. Regular girls tend to avoid parties (or at least do not go to them on a regular basis). I've always had the best luck with normal women in a casual environment.

>>383404085
I work for my (You)s, anon. I don't live off welfare.

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What, you play video games? Fucking nerds.

>>383404038
This doesn't sound worth it at all. In fact as embarrassing as it might be for me I'd have better luck just trying with normal girls. Even if I were to get embarrassed a thousand times over. It still beats getting robbed and killed.

>>383400040
>>383401940
>>383402716
Deal with it.

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>>383403825
>or know what to do basically.

Welcome to being a human on earth

Our societies and states have managed to provide us with everything we need to survive but that.

It should be the state's job to provide me with chicks to bang at least two-three times a week so I can be relieved of my basic human needs.

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>>383390197
Fighting games, Class based shooters, and Metroidvania, my nigga.

Don't got time for games brah. I gotta work and work out to impress the ladies. Though if you wanna grab a drink I'll be down as long as a good game or fight is playing.

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>>383391229

>>383403451
Nothing wrong with party sluts, they're great for one night stands. Even someone like me, who has no face and a skeleton-tier body got laid.

For longer relationships go for more regular or even socially awkward types.

>>383393337
>>383393503
>>383393606
>>383393767
>>383394078
>>383394208
>>383394306
>>383394415
>>383394676
Cute!

>>383390197
Chad's are bro tier.

If anything its the drama/school play kids thaqt are unlikeable cunts.

>>383390197
Doom 2016

>>383404402
I don't even need that. I just want a girl so I can release some semen every now and then besides fapping. Even if it is just twice a year I'd be happy with that. But hypergamy has made women unapproachable if you are a certain type of guy.

>>383390197
Whatever the fuck I want bro.

If he tries to beat me up, I'll just put to use the fact I'm also /fit/ and have 10 years experience in Japanese Jujutus.

>>383397234
>best gundam female
>dies

Of fucking course, Tomino.

>>383391814
Ayy bruh, let's team up on Revive.

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>>383393689
I'm really interested in the architecture. Does anyone know what style that is or where this was shot?

>>383405317
Cringe thread? Cringe thread.

Battlefield, bruh! :)

>>383399034
fuck off amerinegro

>>383406015
Nothing cringe about keeping yourself active and learning a sport or martial art, loser.

>>383404402
Society trusted you to provide for yourself in that regard, but I guess there's no hope for some.

>>383390197
When I went to school, Chads didn't play vidya.

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>Haha, Nintendo? That's for kids bro, we only play Xbox

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>>383390197
Coming out on top. Now where's my dicking?

PUBG and all the popular games but they mostly suck at them like on cs:go i barely see any of them breaking gold nova

>>383390197

i think to the black running back beside him and say "dragonball Z"

>>383391370
this, I've met 2 people IRL who browse 4chan and they were hipster retards who thought they were special for belonging in "muh special club" and acted all pretentious. You're (un)popular for a reason.

>>383399034
Mmm yes, 2007-era /sp/ pop-nationalist 'humor'

>>383390197
>tfw he's now a multimillionaire internet entrepeneur
>tfw your mom was lying when she said Chads don't succeed after high school
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jay_Gould_(entrepreneur)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rvTd5bV1gw

>>383390197
None because i realized i fucking hate video games but i still enjoy shitposting about them.

It'll happen to you too, Mr. Thundercock.

>>383400560
Sure. I'll bring my own but I don't have MK8.

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>>383406892
>Alpha chad from HS was retarded as hell, but is now rich because he got a job from his rich dad
>His Chud sidekick spent 2 extra years at UWV trying to get on their football team as a punter
>I still remember his Myspace page where under books he wrote "i dont (sic) read, i punt"

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>>383391495
>>383391191
>>383390652
>>383393213

Gays get out. This is a bro thread.

>>383390197
COD

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Posting another alpha Chad.

Currently the most successful man in Silicon Valley. All of the world's tech innovators vying for his attention, researchers answering to him.

What's going on /v/? You said you'd inherit the Earth?

>implying I even play videogames

>>383390197
I would tell him games are for nerds and man children who can't get pussy

he would laugh I would then punch him in the throat and he would die his chad friends would look in shock. I would then say nothing personal kid and teleport behind all of them and beat them up

>>383391212
This. I like Chads. Never had a bad encounter with one, and they always seem to respect me. Some of them have been pretty inclusive too, and were I not such an introverted aspie, I would have taken them up on their offers more frequently than I have.

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>mfw tons of girls liked me in high school because I was just being myself
I didn't fuck any of them because I was a virgin retard

>>383408318
>fags
>alpha

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>tfw lineman in middle school and chads asked me to sit with them even though I was a massive dweeb who just happened to be really good at blocking
I joined the marching band in high school and never looked back

>>383407967
I'll suck you off bro

No homo bro

>>383408318
Dumbass drumf supporter, now everyone hates him for that RIP

>>383400747
There is a video that explains how Daniel is actually an asshole and Johny and his boys are actually just defending themselves.

>>383390197
>Check out my PC do you smoke weed
>Of course he does he's Chad
>Tell him to bring his bong if he's down
>Show him my +200 steam games
>None of it is weeb shit just fast paced games
>Make him bring an instrument if he plays
Literally how I always became friends with any Chads and then we'd go lift

>>383409601
>Chads
>smoking weed
It's not good for your health bro

>>383410207
>Not bullying a Chad into smoking weed with smug smiles
>Not lifting as much as Chad when you're smoking weed while lifting with smugger smiles

Two of my main hobbies are lifting and videogames. I gotta be honest, gymbros and partybros are way more cool about games than gamingdudes are with me not being a fat piece of shit.

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>Been working out all summer for the first time ever
>Actually started to feel kind of good about myself
>Got a new job
>Been so busy I barely have time for vidya
>Gyms hours are exactly the times I have to be at work

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>>383391370
This. I was totally average in highschool but chad pack im my school was chill as fuck. I once was "volunteer" as a substitute for some fucking forrest running shit with them.
Without me they couldn't do it (4 people team was needed) so after we won this shit, they invited me for a party, it was fun. Didn't join a pack because i was autistic fag, but i was on good terms with them since then.

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>>383394204
Is it bad that I have some pics of /v/ tied up with a boner?

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I play COD with my girl sometimes

>>383403001
>Chad
>Playing TF2

>>383390197
Madden CURRENT YEAR and Need 4 Speed.

>>383413676
I play JRPGs with my girl like all the fucking time.

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>>383396809
>>383400454

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>>383401259

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>>383390197
>Mount and Blade

>>383395097
You can get pregnant by just glancing at his jawline.

>>383411708
how fucking short are your work times?
I have 40 work hours a week (when I don't do overtime)
I barely have the energy to play games and even less for working out, due to my work literally making me stand and do physical labor 90% of the day.

Fuck, I should have just stayed unemployed.
The extra money is okay (still below average) but even so, the lack of freedom is making me understand why post 40 year old people have high suicide rates in my country.
Dead-end shit job with no pay & play for 5 years now. Now I'm having a crisis. Fuck

>>383395474
>I find it's the nerds that have the really shitty personalities, hence why Chad gets laid more than them.

As demonstrated by this place, full of passive aggressive imitations of men that are more bitchy and catty than any woman.