can girls be REAL video game fans? or is it only ever for

>>383350972
Obviously. However, everything women do is for attention. When a whore is on stream playing a game, she is doing it purely for attention.

Sure, but they will probably be 5/10 and below.

>>383350972
Sitting alone at your computer is a pretty roundabout way to get attention

>>383350972
Only if they're ugly as sin.

My sister really likes Fire Emblem and Etrian Odyssey.
But, she's a borderline crazy autist and genuine pedo, so ehh.

>>383350972
According to /v/ even existing is just another way for women trying to get attention. So I suppose everything women do is only for attention ever.

>>383350972
I have a grill friend who's really into Total War and metroidvanias

The ones that stream are attention whores

>>383351242
>ehh
you don't belong here

>>383351242
Sounds like most people here.

>>383351242
Whats the rating though
Also shes into shota?

Women think playing vidya is a waste of time. Ugly landwhales do it because they will never get laid lmao.

>>383350972
They can but the chance of them being genuinely into games scales inversely with their attractiveness. Also sauce.

>>383350972
I'm a real fan and I'm a girl
But I'm ugly and never have any friends or boyfriend

>>383351409
are you a real girl or girl(male)? I mean, I don't judge

yes
but they're not hot or cute as you virgin nerds imaging
just female slobs playing video games like you guys

>>383351167
this
>>383351186
You'd be surprised how much money some of those twitch whores make "sitting alone at their computer".

>>383351329
Don't get me wrong anon, I enjoy some loli from time to time, but I draw the line at taking that shit into real life.
>>383351350
I dunno man, I don't think most people on /v/ are actual genuine pedos.
Crazy autists though, yea, I can see that, I'm pretty autistic myself.
>>383351368
>Also shes into shota?
Shota and loli.
Hell, she's the one that got me into loli to begin with.
But yea, long and short is, most of the women who're into the same shit as us are probably just as crazy and fucked up.

>>383351451
Nah just a girl

>>383351409
Post boobs
Knowing that people wank to you is a ego boost

>>383351409
Tits or gtfo

>>383351463
Who cares? Hot women are cunts.

5/10 qt who genuinely likes vidya is good enough.

>>383350972
I have a female friend who genuinely loves games.

Yes, women are just as capable as men of being completely useless NEETS who only hyperobsess over video games, you're giving them too much credit.

>>383351537
>You'd be surprised how much money some of those twitch whores make "sitting alone at their computer".

Very true. All you need to do to get rid of any doubts you have is "watch" an attractive female streamer with her tits hanging out. Usually they have the latest donation and all that shit on the screen and sometimes they even keep a total count. I've seen them rack up over a thousand dollars in a single night.

That's the power you have when you have tits and a pretty face. Thirsty guys that give them money are fucking retarded.

>>383351329
yeah these faggots are fun to interact and funposting but i wouldn't want to know any of them irl anon

not /v/ of all place

I know a grill who knows more about games than I do and works in IT. Like high end managing important shit IT.

Theyre just rarer than male nerds.

>>383351674
Are you as disgusting as those in cgl?
Chicken skin in vag, rub your periods on your body, etc?

>>383351754
>and a pretty face

Not even that. For women the bar is as low as "non-deformed, non-landwhale".

>>383350972
>can girls be REAL video game fans?
Yes. Anyone can unless the criteria for being a REAL fan involves being a dude. What is a "real" fan anyway?

It's true that they're attention whores though. If only there weren't so many orbiters and white knights out there feeding them attention...

>>383351839
What the fuck?

Nope, I'm just ugly and a loser.

The solution to the riddle that woman has always been for man is childbirth. The sexes are distinguished by many other minor differences, but this is the most important, the most fundamental one. Thus man's primeval instinct is for war, whilst woman's for childbearing. With this insight in one's mind there's no sexually conditioned problem one cannot solve. The reason, therefore, that men are so easily seduced by virtual worlds whereas women are generally indifferent towards them (and in fact usually fail to even see the point in them), is because man's vital function, war, can be just as easily performed in virtual worlds as in the real one (and in fact even more easily there), whereas woman's vital function, childbirth, cannot be performed in them at all -- thus spoke Zarathustra. -- This is why they have always looked down on videogames with at best a certain toleration, at worst outright contempt, and this is why they cannot ultimately follow where we are going.

>>383351537
the average person playing games isn't a streamer, you have to go out of your way for that. It take more than a push up bra and a shitty logitech webcam.

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>>383350972
Sure, there were several at GDQ.

>>383351980
ew

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>>383351839

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>>383352008

I have a female friend who enjoys some games but she's very picky. Most like I know like Nintendo though

>>383351930
L O N D O N

>>383351980
If its two mtf trannies are they gay? Lesbian?

There are roughly 1.2*10^9 people in countries we'd consider to be developed, so there are roughly 6*10^8 women in countries we'd consider to be developed.
For there to be one woman or greater currently alive who likes video games, you would have estimate the odds of a woman liking a video game at greater than about 1.66*10^(-7)%
In other words, yeah, chicks can like video games.

>>383351242
Huh, so is my sister. Odd.
She fucking loves the medic in particular from EO, I remember her cosplaying it after clearing EO2U on expert with a party of 5 mediko.

I am currently in college taking up Game Development, and there are only a few girls here, and most of them don't even play that much games, yet alone know anything about the gaming industry and community.

>>383351882
>Not even that. For women the bar is as low as "non-deformed, non-landwhale".

Sure, but the prettier they are the more viewers they'll draw. Average girls can still pull some decent money if they stream consistently. They'll draw in at least a small crowd of dumbasses eager to throw their money away for the chance of a girl indirectly talking to them for 3 seconds.

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>>383352086

>>383352065
Yep
>>383351930
Oh ok then. Good to know women share the pain.

>>383351409
Are you fat or do you just think you're ugly? Have you ever had anyone tell you you're ugly to your face?

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>>383352065
ahh, a classic picture
makes me wish i was gay every time

>>383352223
>reddit reaction images
are you the ehh guy

darien if you are still out there i love you and miss playing league with you

>>383352197
>Game Development
kek.

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>>383350972
no everything women do is for attention it's literally hard wired in their genes

Went to a catholic school full of mexicans
No not hispanics or latinos
Mostly mexicans
I only knew 2 girls who played vidya
One was petite and had a thick accent. She only played CoD but she was more interested in creepypasta shit like Jeff the killer
The other girl was on the chubby side, but had a gorgeous face and some big ol' tits. She was a weeb and was really into pokemon
I probably had a chance with her

>>383352152
Like =/= video game enthusiast/hobbyist

I like football (actual football not handegg) but it's not my passion or hobby

>>383352267
>I don't like it therefor reddit
fuck off

>>383352260
Homos ares hiy as well
I am virgin by own choice.
Inb4 no you aren't loser, I got money and bitches all over my shit, I decline them though.

>>383352086
What a grotesque display of affection

>>383352267
>reddit reaction image
>background is yotsuba B

>>383351962
>It take more than a push up bra and a shitty logitech webcam.

umm, no.
most twitch gaymergurrl streams are exactly that.
shitty logitech webcam and push-up bra.

>>383352353
Literally however you want to define [X], that's the percentage it needs to be lower than for you to say "no, I don't think any women [X] video games"

My gf is casual for fun gamer. She's pretty bad and gets too frustrated so I have to tell her to settle down

>>383352438
>I am virgin by own choice.
I'm sure you believe that and that over the years you have convinced yourself of that but really you're just a loser

>>383351167
this

>>383352438
Shit*
Fucked up there

>>383350972
Yes
However from personal experience:
>they rarely bathe (usually other areas of hygiene suffering too)
>they play stupid shit like zelda, mario kart, animal crossing, stardew valley, harvest moon, etc. (You get the idea)
>they can be skinny but usually are not

Though since they have a lot of guy friends its a competition to get at them.
>stolen a few girls from some chumps and gotten nudes

>>383352152
To put this in perspective, by the way, this is a little bit less probably than something being five standard deviations from the mean in a gaussian distribution.

>>383352605
Can't be a loser if you got millions of your country currency, kid

>>383351930
And depressed to boot. Don't be so hard on yourself Anon...

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>>383352254
I'm skinny, pale, long black hair, bags under eyes.

Got bullied throughout my middle school and highschool years by other girls. Took art class and other comfy classes like digital graphics.

Only time a guy ever said anything nice about me was a gay guy, never really talked to people since I was always playing vidya. I wish I had friends that were girls. Not guys because I know they only want to be your friend with the intention to be your boyfriend and have sex with you.

>>383352438
Stupidest thing I ever heard. Even proper asexuals would stick it in once, just to see what it's like.

>>383352697
getting nudes is not a big deal
they hand that shit out to everyone like their own virtual currency.

>>383352819
is this a tomoko roleplay thread?

>>383352813
Stop trying to score with her ypu piece of fuck. Starved loser. You idiots ruin everything you touch.

>>383352509
I mean to be any kind of cammer at all.
go to twitch and there are a handful of established people with a lot of views and then pages and pages of people with 20 people watching, regardless of gender. It's hard to make actual money on twitch. And you need to have no life outside of twich once you do.

>>383352086
Damn, I generally enjoy lesbians but this was off putting, maybe one or both are actually male?

>>383352307
Kek

>>383352772
Uhh, I have like 2 million USD and I'm a fucking loser who hates everyone and will never ever get a gf because I am paranoid and hateful.

>>383350972
My roommate legitimately gets depressed when SJWs have there way with games. It gets annoying sometimes.

It only feels that way because they play different games than guys do. If you exclusively play PC games and don't have a 3DS, you're not going to see a lot of grills.

>>383352819
have you considered the fact that your gay

>>383352874
>chad.jpg
>works for me

>>383352819
Pics.

Add me on steam, unlike the other guys I'll be the one in the kitchen ;)

>>383351167
5/10 vidya gf with passions and interests in the world is the goal

>>383352847
Enjoy your awful relationships and finding like me, that even my mother didn't love my Father. Humans suck.

>>383352903
But tomoko wants to get laid
This chick is dry

>>383352956
You could buy 400k 5$ hookers with that.

>>383352819
>Not guys because I know they only want to be your friend with the intention to be your boyfriend and have sex with you.

Well at least you're right about that.
You're almost too logical to be an actual female.
(((suspicious)))

>>383353170
How does that make me stop being a loser?

>>383352956
Ok then sucks to be you. Women actually try to score with me. Men too.

>>383353068
What the hell?
>>383353034
No I don't like girls, I only like attractive guys that want to have fun and play around .

>>383353224
sure.

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>>383352065
Nastiness transcends gender, some people are just gross. You can usually tell who they are before initiating contact thankfully

>>383352186
>>383351242
What is it with Nintendo games and crazy chicks anyways?

>>383353068
Fuck off cuck.
dont feed the larpers.

>>383353075
>stick it in once
>relationship

That escalated quickly

>>383353239
>What the hell?
>not getting the reference

Usually they're pretty casual. My girlfriend is undeniably a gamer and fairly obsessive over the fallout series and pokemon and zelda and shit. She doesn't tend to post anything about it unless it's excitement for an upcoming title. I am undeniably better at games and she usually ends up watching me on the tv while playing her DS. Either way, they exist, just not very commonly.

>>383352874
Depends on the girl.
The easy ones do give it out like nothing, the good girls don't.

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>>383353239
>my picture when thingken of u cryin

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Every cute girl into nerdy shit is either fat or crazy. It's a sad state of affairs.

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>>383353291
>not recognizing meme
Newfag exposed and catalogued for posterity

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yes

they tend to be very, very unattractive. ugly, fat, poor hygiene, very little care about their outward appearance at all, including how they dress. just like many male NEETs.

some of the weirder ones may dye their hair bizarre color to try to stand out.


source: used to have one as a roommate

>>383353347
i'm pretty sure they all do.
the only thing that's making good girls "good" is that they can hide it well :)

>>383351167
My sisters both play vidya and they are 8/10

>>383350972
If they are "real" fans they're usually pretty casual. For example my cousins had a passing interest in playing Halo and the story in them. Always exceptions but it's usually the case.

>>383353239
Like sexually or just video games?

>>383353387
To be fair, it's not like the males on this site are the most well-adjusted crowd.

>>383353424
t. farmville and candy crush

>>383353395
Oh I know it well.
And I also know that only irl cucks use that meme :^)

>>383353424
and I bet you haven't even fucked either of them, fag

>>383353412
Where do they hang out?

>>383353304
I want true love anon, but I guess it doesn't exist.

How do I get a gf anons?

I'm a 24 year old computer programmer in an all male company with zero relationship experience.

>>383353347
I don't unless i'm asked.
Excluding this time

>>383353553
in their homes

>>383353585
>b-but thats forbidden (incest) anon!

>>383353387
gothic fag BTFO

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>>383353068

>>383353281
Nintendo games offer them an easy way to interact with children.
I can't speak for all of them, but I know for a fact that my sister has used her 3DS and Switch to initiate contact with kids.
Which would be fine if she wasn't crazy.
Although to be honest, Nintendo's fanbase in general is fucking insane, tons of trannies, faggots, furries, and general weirdos, not just the perverted kind.
Hell, look at that dental nightmare Cosmo.

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>>383353534
Joke's on you pal, I'm only a cuck in the conventional sense of the word

>>383350972

ugly girls like games

hot girls do it for attention

>>383353736
I'm not your pal, friend!

>>383352819
Skinny is 90% of what matters. You just sound cynical and shut off. School is harsh on black sheep. Are you in college?

>>383353641
should have met people in college and built a network
online dating rarely works for guys unless youre attractive. you will be waiting until ~30 when women feel their biological clocks ticking and lower their standards.

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>>383353453
>like sexually

Fuck no, like having fun going to a rainy forest and looking at nature, going in middle of the night to get candy and go to a movie, grab some pizza and play board games all day, and grab our guitar and play some music. And at the end of the day just sit back and relax and talk about life.

My favorite movies are Juno, bridge to terabithea, and Hugo. I just want to go on an adventure

>>383353239
Then make friends with gay guys if your so paranoid about getting dicked by normal guys.

>>383351242
>she's a borderline crazy autist and genuine pedo
Are you sure shes not /v/?

>>383353813
Well fuck I'm not going to give up that easily.

I need suggestions.

>>383353813
might as well become gay

>>383350972
They can but they're never girls you would wanna fuck so that's the trade off. I know one cute girl who games but that's only because she's a NEET at heart and half the time its baby level shit she plays save for FF I guess, plus she's broke and jobless so she has nothing better to do.

>>383353281
My sister is pretty sane. She just really likes mediko.

>>383353548
We don't think like you do, Ahmed

>>383353781
/thread

>>383353813
kys
solves everything

>>383353931
Tinder/Ok Cupid

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>>383353931
Go to where other human beings go and talk to some of them

there's no secret formula you just go fucking do it and keep getting shot down until you don't get shot down, it's that simple

>>383353876
>My favorite movies are Juno, bridge to terabithea, and Hugo. I just want to go on an adventure
really activating my protect-the-naive-child instincts over here

>>383354020
Where do other human beings go...

I'll take this advice, >>383354013 seems lame.

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>>383354012
>>383353959
strike a nerve?

>engaged to a hot girl who just dropped out of high school
>she's obsessed with JRPGs and anime
>we now live in my parent's basement and have done nothing whatsoever for the past two months except play Final Fantasy, lift weights and have sex

If NEET paradise exists I think I've found it.

>>383353887
>Implying there are women on /v/

My fiancée is an easy 7/10 in a wee bit of make up. How would I go about whoring her out on twitch?

>>383354096
Why

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>>383354096
I'm getting some manipulate-and-fuck-the-naive-child instincts over here.

>>383353876
>I just want to go on an adventure
Go watch the Secret Life of Walter Mitty. Great movie, will give you the urge to travel.

>>383353239
you dont deserve attractive men

>>383354186
We exist.

>>383354013
>tinder
you're not going to get shit unless you're 8/10+
>okcupid
probably the most unstable user-base out of all the dating sites.
rabid feminists and mental cases all seem to gather there for some reason.

>>383353641
Start making friends in accounting, sales, or admin. Odds are there are some qts there or an older man or woman who will talk about their daughter that is single and your age.

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Not even guys are true video game fans, they just end up posting memes and other garbage on imageboards and forums.

That's why there's so many trannies in the so called community, they try to make sense of things but it ends up making less sense.

>>383354117
Outside

>>383354286
No you don't.

>>383354231
Thanks for the rec

>>383354320
How would one go about getting involved with them?

I only know computers not women.

>>383354191
Almost self-explanatory. You are like that booktuber that /lit/ accidentally scared into deleting her youtube account. Now tell me that your favorite band is Arcade Fire or something and the picture will be complete.
>>383354228
Do not sexualize this one; she probably doesn't know what a penis is.

>>383352819
>Not guys because I know they only want to be your friend with the intention to be your boyfriend and have sex with you.

Think it's a you problem. You have an 'every guy does X' mentality, because you're retarded, and also probably RPing.

>>383353787
I'm not your friend, buddy.

>>383353876
>Fuck no, like having fun going to a rainy forest and looking at nature, going in middle of the night to get candy and go to a movie, grab some pizza and play board games all day, and grab our guitar and play some music. And at the end of the day just sit back and relax and talk about life.
>My favorite movies are Juno, bridge to terabithea, and Hugo. I just want to go on an adventure

That's kinda depressing anon. There are four(?) solutions/results:
1. Remain perma-virgin NEET
2. Acquire orbiters
3. Make friends with other people in similar situations, and end up miserable
4. Make friends with normalfags who only tangentially share your interests, and end up miserable

>>383354351
My boobs and a vagina seem to indicate otherwise.

>>383354286
Post proof I won't believe it otherwise.
I find it hard to imagine girls making any threads or comments here.

>>383354172
until she insta-drops you the second someone with more money comes along.

>>383354390
>Do not sexualize this one; she probably doesn't know what a penis is.
She will when I'm done with her.

>>383354419
post-em

I like the fact that as soon as some broad creeps outta the woodwork and admits to be an actual women, you fucking morons flock to her like a self fulfilling prophecy of hypocrisy.

I wish /v/ would change

>>383354464
Fuck off pervert.

>>383353876
This isn't an insult even if it sounds like one,
But how old are you ( st least a general age).

I want to know cause my hope on finding things like that died a long time ago, and I'd like to see if im just a quiter or not.

>>383354419
see
>>383354464
or GTFO

>>383354397
>3. Make friends with other people in similar situations, and end up miserable
Why would that happen?

>>383354495
Come on, you know the rules.

>>383353170
>wanting to lose all your money, remain a loser, and get stds
Why would anyone get a hooker?

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>>383354461
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

>>383354389
Just observe her patterns for a while until you can wait in her house, then get them with the chloroform.

>>383354495
Bitch where do you think we are?

>>383354469
That happens everyone on 4chan.

>>383354231
Walter Mitty is a fucking horrible movie that had a great first five or ten. Also how are you all falling for this?

>>383354432
>girls are notorious for being sadistic manipulators who live to fuck with people out of spite or for their own amusement
>/v/ is fueled by a clean 50/50 mix of schadenfreude and butthurt

Is it really that surprising? They've been here all along.

>>383353876
Are you one of those people that thinks they can't do any of those things without another? Cause I am, and I feel so fucking trapped by it.

>>383354495
>pervert for wanting to see breasts
Chill, lady; it's the internet. I post my dick here on the DAILY

>>383354392
Well it's not like you guys don't generalize every girl as an attention whore. Just look at this thread. Take your own advice.
>>383354521
23

>>383354469
well maybe if most women weren't boring as shit the odd one with genuine interests wouldnt be so fun to gawk at

>>383354598
not on /b/ for sure

>>383354495
At least post a picture with your hands over your face or something.

99.99999% of the time someone claims to be female here is actually a guy larping irl.

You can't blame us for being skeptical.

>>383354598
There are billions of pictures of naked women for you to jerk off to on the internet. You don't need mine.

>>383354598
Narnia

>>383353876
Shitty taste in movies, I mean fucking Juno????

>>383354186
I know plenty

>>383354640
Come on, out with it.

>>383354389
From my experience, the quickest way to make friends in an office is by regularly going out to lunch as groups. There may be crossover from other departments. Baby steps, anon.

How dare you assume your own gender. There's no such thing. Only gamyrs and xasuals

>>383354536
She would be in the same NEET mindset in ten years, and that's not healthy. Some people do live happily, but as long as she stays holed up mentally, she won't progress as a person.

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My gf likes some more casual games like animal crossing,mario party/kart. It's all fun as long as I don't show my real power level and she realises that's she doesn't stand a chance of winning..

It's okay to me though, because I don't want a gamer gurlfriend. I had one of those before and they are usually borderline crazy. So I am happy with my cute normie gf.

>>383354629
Not her, but I know that feeling. I want to make music but I feel uninspired without other people to bounce ideas off of. Life is hard to get going without other people.
>>383354645
I woulda pegged you at 18.

>>383354645
>Well it's not like you guys don't generalize every girl as an attention whore

Way to prove my point more. You're an idiot.

>>383354645
>Well it's not like you guys don't generalize every girl as an attention whore.
>Just look at this thread full of attentionwhoring girls
Really gets that juice flowing.

>>383354629
Yeah. I do, but at the same time I don't want to do anything because I want to experience it with someone else

>>383352758
you sound like a twat

>>383350972
a friends gf is and shes pretty qt

>>383354735
Thank you, what does one say at these kinds of lunches.
>>383354560
This seems to come with a high risk of failure/arrest.

>>383354748
What was did the gamer one do to show that she was crazy?

>>383354623
>Walter Mitty is a fucking horrible movie

No it isn't, it's really good.

lets be honest

the only "game" girls play, is instagram.

hot girls pretend to like games just for the attention/patreon bucks.

>>383350972
>got gf addicted to wow when burning crusade came out
>we played together for a year or so
>she got fat and lazy
>dumped her for a better girl

never again /v/

>>383354828
Why hello there~

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>>383354783
Go fuck yourself.

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>>383354645
>23
Im too bitter for my age.

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>>383354828

>>383354627
You are right it would make sense but then again it could just be underage faggots.

This chick sounds like a typical bookish nerd girl who got ignored in high school and college and now thinks she;s gay simply because she's too terrified of having sex with an actual person.

Bitch just find yourself a decent guy who likes you and isn't gross and then just let him give you the dick. Once you get pumped a bit you'll realize it isn't scary and you were acting silly.

I mean Jesus Christ.

>>383354645
There is no world where having a mentality of "all guys just wanna fuck me!" is going to lead you anywhere good. It's narrowminded, and idiotic. That other anon has a point.

>>383352819
I want to have sex with all my friends. its like buying them lunch, or sharing your weed with them. just a way of showing affection
dating is for people who want more drama in their life. fuck that noise.

>>383354748
What do you mean by crazy? I always see people talking about how those types of people are crazy, but nobody ever says in what way

>>383352086
>>383351980
>believing those are women
anon, i...

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>>383354828
Tricked

>>383354678
It's not about jerking you spastic.

>>383354828
I don't know what I expected..

>>383352126
their gay anon. why would two men fucking eachother be straight or lesbian?

>>383354923
Underageb& aren't smart enough to hatch a scheme like this. They're dumbasses, not evil.

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>>383354828
Threads over boys

>>383354952
>all guys just wanna fuck me!
It's true though.

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>>383354828
>vagina

>>383354828
OwO what's this!

>>383351638
>Hell, she's the one that got me into loli to begin with.
what fucking kind of close relationship you got going on there?

>>383352950
refer to>>383354997

>>383355018
seems to me most just want gfs

>>383354678
This is true, but there's nothing quite like having a woman do nude pics/vids on demand specifically for us.

Just stating the facts.

>>383354952
>narrowminded

Sure, keep telling yourself that while you watch twitch streamer girls who have huge tits and are shit at gameplay

>>383354927
Sex and organics in general are repulsive I want to be a robot.

>>383355101
this is actually where the phrase "it's the thought that counts" originally come from

>>383354828
absolute madman

>>383354828
M A D M A N
A
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>>383354748
How do you make a close relationship work with socially well adjusted people? I was bored as hell when i tried to date normal/basic girls before i gave up

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>>383354828
Made me laugh, good one faggot.

>>383354828
Black man here, why are there so many little dick white boys wearing skirts an panties ?

my girlfriend (soon to be wife) plays as much vidya as I do
but shes fat

>>383355087
So they can fuck them. Sure having a mate to lean on and keep warm every night is nice but meh rather just be alone, sex is the real kicker.

>>383354776
Fuck I'm doing the same fucking thing. It's like I'm saving my virginity for joy so everything could just be so much more incredible with that other person. I'm too much of an autist to even hold a relationship though, so it's just a cyclical form of torture.

>>383351149
A retarded virgin detected.

I just want a gf to play vidya with and hang out. No sex. I've never enjoyed sex and I'm not interested in it, fapping covers that. I just wanna hang out.

>>383355115
>having a physical form at all
Faggot. Convert your consciousness to data, live forever as a digital ghost.

>>383355202
>but shes fat
What's it like to fuck a fat girl?

>>383352605
>If you're a virgin you're a loser
When will this meme die

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>>383354828

>>383355234
i would rather have a relationship and sex rather than just sex because im not a subhuman animal, unlike you.

>>383350972
My wife is and my last ex before getting married was. Ex was really into FF (up to 9) and for some reason Mortal Kombat. Wife loves everything from Half Life, Bioshock and Deus Ex to Souls series, Fable and MGS. GTA but not RDR (she hated the horse mechanics)

In fact my first gf liked them too. Mostly into Nintendo games. Not sure about the others.

>>383355110
People who watch attractive girls with big boobs on twitch steams are every guy? Oh, had no idea.

Keep digging the hole.

>>383352086
>Anons actually get disgusted by this
Remember, IRL lesbians look fugly just like them.
If you see a hot girl who claims to be a lesbian, she's just doing it for attention, or is trying it out as fling thing.

>>383355080
>close
I wouldn't put it that way.
She's almost 7 years older than me, it's more that she pretty much defined most of the shit that I'm into.
She also introduced me to 4chan and exhentai.
When I say that she's a pedo I'm speaking from personal experience.

>>383350972
oh yeah, I've met a bunch at weeb raves. there's usually some vidya set up off to the side somewhere where you can just sit and play with whoever and chew the fat while the acid kicks in

>>383355183
>with socially well adjusted people
There's your problem.
Try to find a girl that works for you.
Pretending to enjoy something because its expected of you is probably the worse thing you can do in this case.

>>383355291
like fucking a trash bag filled with jelly

>>383350972
women lack the cognitive ability necessary to process the type complex emotions one has to feel in order to enjoy video games, so no, they can't be REAL fans of games; or anything for that matter, since they lack the ability to think beyond "how do I get food + shelter."

>>383355190
Because the white race is mongrelized race mixed abortion that needs to be eliminated along with you niggers and other degenerate beast races.

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>>383355101
The results are disappointing more often than not.

>>383352086
what do you think the purple haired one's belly button smells like

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>20 year old girl in my town recently fell in a swimming pool and drowned

Please explain, femanons

HOW DO I WHORE MY FIANCÉE OUT ON TWITCH

IVE ALREADY GOT HER SELLING USED PANTIES

I WANT MORE MONEY STOP TALKING TO THIS FUCKING ATTENTIONWHORE AND HELP ME GET MONEY

>>383354828
Fuck off homos
You are not welcome on /v/
Being gay isn't right.

>>383355353
>When I say that she's a pedo I'm speaking from personal experience.
Storytime

>>383355291
not him, but it's disgusting as fuck
probably the worse night in my life

>>383355392
are your big toes autistic?

>>383355234
>So they can fuck them

That's not the only thing in a relationship. You'd know this if you'd stop generalizing an entire sex like a goddamn idiot.
Also, using 4chan as evidence of something? For real?

>>383355420
Ask her to whore herself out on twitch

>>383355415
>what do you think the purple haired one's belly button smells like

Goblin anus.

>>383354678
We don't need anything.
You do need to post tits though.

>>383355415
Beer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8FBDsfON-c

>>383355417
Looks like she didn't know how to swim. Case closed.

>>383355417
fucking attention whores

>>383354678
it's a 4chan tradition

>>383355420
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+be+a+pimp

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>>383355457
That pic is from some girl on /b/ who posted in a relationship thread that I convinced to show her feet.

Really was a letdown.

>>383355519
Why don't girls know how to swim?

Don't they just float? Isn't that what the boobs are for?

>>383355369
No, i realize and know that, that's why I was wondering how you're making that relationship work when you claim she's a normie. No offense, but im assuming you're ar least at a certain sperg level considering you're responding in a /v/ thread at 12+ am,

>>383355531
If I told you it was 4chan tradition to jump off a bridge, would you do it?

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>>383350972

I'm near my sister right now, who is playing Guild Wars 2, on her battlestation, in the living room, TeamSpeak and all, as she does every day after she returns from work. She is neither fat nor ugly.

>>383355429
Once upon a time there was an anon.
Anon was a little kid playing vidya.
Anon's sister was a high schooler with a screw loose, and she taught him what his weenie is for.
Anon grew up to be a weird reserved loser whose only form of social interaction is anonymous internet posting.
Anon eventually pulled a Ricky Rodriguez when his life never improved.
The end.

>>383355602
That isn't actually a 4chan tradition, though. Delivering tits is.

>>383355420
>literally cucking yourself
My fiancé is pure and devoted, enjoy becoming Burch.

>>383355462
She's already willing to do so, I've got a rig and a webcam but I wanna jump straight to that Dubai Prince money. Give me a step by step retardproof flowchart to do so NOW

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>>383354828
i've been cuckd for the last time

>>383355420
Easy, get her to play any semi popular game and make sure she has a webcam featuring her face and maybe her top half.
>Wait for random betas to throw money at her
My female friend got random dudes to buy her games out of nowhere without showing her face at all. Just with her voice.

Webcam gets serious results though.

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>>383355392
Keep it panning up though

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Yeah. I enjoy co-op fps and various RTS/TBS/Grand strats.

I am a borderline autist who was homeschooled my entire life, but I'm still a solid 8/10 cutie who is in a loving relationship with an equally attractive but much less autistic man. Ugu~

>>383355602
careful, someone might actually do it.
>inb4 cia knocking on your door

>>383355353
woah there anon

sounds to me like you've been sexually abused?

As to the grill

sounds to me like it would be good for you to stop waiting for a fantasy person to come along and lead you on these great adventures. I'm pretty well adjusted and social but it's very liberating to just go and do the things you want to do on your own. It gives you independence and confidence and means you don't need validation from others.

Once your comfortable being who you want to be on your own terms, you'll find it much easier to interact with other people socially as equals.

What the fuck is up with the off topic threads today?

>>383355650
>live out everyone's fantasy
>claim it fucked him up
Have you considered being fucked up might run in your family, and you might be projecting your issues on to your sister doing a nice thing for you?

>>383350972
I miss scene/goth girls

My sister plays lots of vidya. Heroes of the Storm, Fire Emblem, lots of stuff like that. Guys and girls all find her very attractive. She doesn't do much other than work and game though and while she's socially outgoing being a server, she's becoming more and more out of touch with actual connection and general social things.

Hey girl if you're still here post your feet.

>>383352197
>game development
>not intrested in video games
People like this should be fucking euthanized

test

very, very, VERY rarely

>>383354807
Usual work topics then it goes off into other topics, usually normie stuff. They like to talk about themselves, their family, and tv shows, cars, food, current and local events. Just get basic knowledge about various topics.

Sometimes a bit of power level can be revealed by others when they get into stuff like vidya.

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>>383355275
>Lady

>>383355705
Does this work if she has small breasts?

>>383354838
>>383354959

I mean being actually crazy. Extreme jealousy, being borderline, so at the smallest of thing she would go crying and screaming. The worst thing was that she would try then to play victim, she even tried to frame me for abuse. That's when I realised I had to drop her. And since then she has been spreading lies about me ever since.

The thing with crazy is, that they don't show it from the start. They usually are aware that they are.. and will slowly see how far they can push it.

>>383355602
Yes, yes, we get it. Skip to the part where you post tits before everyone loses interest in you.

>>383350972
It's like when a guy learns guitar. Sure, he might have a mild interest in music and maybe that interest will grow over time, but the only reason he started in the first place and the only reason he continues is because he thinks he'll get the attention of women by doing it.

>>383352929
You're joking right? First of all I don't even know if anon is in fact a woman and secondly how could I possibly sco- Nevermind. I'm betting trolled aren't I?Well played retard you got me. 8/8.

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>>383355650
>Once upon a time there was an anon.
>Anon was a little kid playing vidya.
>Anon's sister was a high schooler with a screw loose, and she taught him what his weenie is for.
>Anon grew up to be a weird reserved loser whose only form of social interaction is anonymous internet posting.
>Anon eventually pulled a Ricky Rodriguez when his life never improved.
>The end.

cry moar, bitch

>>383352197
enjoy your no-jobs senpai

>>383354776
Be my internet gf anon. I'll buy you shitty indie games on steam and we can share our TV dinners over skype.

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>friends with grill since high school
>finish college still in good contact with each other
>realize we both became jaded, lonely fucks and are decently compatible with each other
>both of us too lazy to do anything about it
Face it lads, there's no hope for any of us. Just take solace in whatever you have right now, it'll make you happier.

>>383351409
Wanna change that and gimme a means of contact?

So, basically, this thread is nothing but >SHE and your typical /v/ transphobia

it never changes, same immature 16 year old shits that flood /v/ everyday.

>>383355587
yes, you see anon, originally women would just drown when they went in the water. primitive men tried to teach them how to swim, but their inferior brains found such a complex task near impossible to execute, so over countless centuries of evolution women gradually began to develop breast; as women with big breast are much less likely to sink when they fall into deep water. to this day all mentally sound men prefer women with large breast due to this evolutionary trait being the only thing keeping their female offspring from meeting their untimely end at the hands of deep puddles.

>>383351242

How can a female be a pedophile

>>383355852
Yup. My sister streams and can confirm.
May take some time to build up followers so make sure to put "Girl" in her twitch username for more people to check on her.

>>383355969
>buying girls things just because they're girls
Stop.

>>383355969
i'll be your internet gf anon.
are you 18+? (dont want to go to jail)

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>>383356031
why would anyone normal come here?

>>383355780
>>383355910
>Real life is exactly like my animes
Honestly anon, I read the exact same doujins you do, it's not as hot in real life.
Believe it or not being held down while someone mashes your dick with their clenched fist isn't actually arousing, especially when you're 11.
That said, I do have a major femdom fetish.

>>383356031
fuck off to reddit, normie

>>383355985
Impregnate her before it's too late.

OK here is something I need to understand if I am going to continue visiting 4chan:

I was under the impression that 4chan was against GlooberGoops and their ethics in toy blogs. I was told that this site tried to kill GnarlyGale by banning discussion, doxing, harrassing, etc. from your site.

Now I'm not saying I've been happy with how many Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts threads are closed out after we report them, but there are still many people who say they are for GipperGoomba, and who use really egregious slurs that go beyond trans*phobia, homophobia or sexism. What is the official stance?

>>383356031
what the fuck am I looking at

>>383356031
>normal people
>4chan
m8

>>383355889
anyway, here's wonderwall

>>383351167
I had a straight 10 who liked vidya but in the end she turned out to be a heartless, soulless wretch so ymmv

>>383356070
this

>>383356125
>>383356070
>>383356179
4chan today is a bunch of teenage and youndg adult normalfags pretending to be autists and NEETs. Look up the statistics to this site nowadays. There were a lot of weirdos' years ago when this site barely got 1 million visitors but not it's above 20 million, the weirdo's are vastly outnumbered if they havent left. It's just people pretending to fit in with the long dead culture. Waifuism is a perfect example.

>>383356120
>>383356014
Trying too hard.

>>383356124
A skinned hoof

>>383356124
beetroot

>>383356054
19 but you're still going to jail

>>383356031
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT PICTURE???!!!

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>>383355790
they became ravers

>>383355727
congrats anon, you won. what rts games so you like and how are you dealing with it's death?

>>383355806
I know someone like this. Had my first and only kiss with her.

>>383355353
Nice.

>>383356114
But I have a comfy job and don't feel like moving several states over for some vagoo.

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>>383356204
>>383356205

>>383356207
god damnit
better get the soap rdy for jamal...

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>>383356120
I know your shitposting, and that's fine, but what youre looking for mainly manifests itself in /pol/ and /b/

/v/ is retarded, but it's like an ironic retarded mixed in with enough real ignorance to actually qualify for social security.

>>383356203
You're just as bad as SJW's and radfems. Just play your videogames and watch your movies and take them in on their individual merit instead of connecting it to some big conspiracy.

>>383356120
>OK here is something I need to understand if I am going to continue visiting 4chan:

Huh. No ones gonna explain shit, just stop browsing if it's triggering you.

>>383356124
hoof of a newborn. the keratin or whatever hasn't hardened yet. that takes a couple days

>>383356257
>ravers
what is this 2001?

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>>383355969
>being this desperate

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>open your luggage
>see this
>what do?

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>>383350972
Yes but only in this way
If they are not hot or normal looking
or
they have severe autism that somehow changed their entire mindset from female to male(normal)
or
they have no social skills and for some reason would rather play vidya and be on the Internet on places like these because they don't like socialising which is weird for women

fact

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>>383356054
not him but what's your general area
if youre somewhat nearby maybe ill talk to you

>>383356430
what the fuck did you do to my clothes?

>>383356120
I'll be nice.
If you want to know if you will like this site and get along with its userbase there's an important thing you should try:
Lurk more

>>383356430
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO WITH ALL MY CIGARETTES

>>383351149
To be fair the purpose of any stream is to gain attention.

Posting anything publicly is purely for attention.

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>>383356382
This pasta has gone bad.

>>383356430
"Do you know how to cook and clean?"

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>>383356430
>"what the fuck did you do with my 3DS bitch?!"

>>383356430
>cram contents back in
>close luggage
>ship it back to wherever it came from
clearly not my briefcase :^)

>>383356430
impregnate her with my big black cock

How did autistic losers end up reproducing in the past?

Both my father and grandfather were both massive autists, but they managed to get girls.

Why does it not work now?

>>383352438
>virgin by choice
I patrialy understand this, I'd like to get laid but whenever I think I'd have to sacrifice my time that I could spend doing smomething I enjoy, being with a girl that I don't give a fuck about just to have sex from time to time I imediately lose my intrest. Most women are fucking retarded and not in a cool way like we are, whenever I speak to a girl for longer than five minutes I want to brutaly kill her for human beings this stupid don't deserve to be alive. I fucking hate how I am naturaly drawn to woman, uncounsciously trying to imoress them or whatever

>>383356197
>4chan today is a bunch of teenage and youndg adult normalfags pretending to be autists and NEETs.
Normie here. Been browsing for 6 years. I agree. Most of what I've seen on 4chan are very plain people who just have niche sexual fantasies. Doesn't matter if you're jerking it to vore or bestiality or even cp. There's nothing outrageous or edgy about sitting at home playing with yourself.